Suri Polomare, disgraced, broke and in need of a new start, moves to Ponyville to try and salvage some little bit of dignity. As she arrives she is grabbed by Diamond Dogs, who had been seeking a fashionista for their own purposes. Just... a different one. From there, Suri must learn how to get along in a new circumstance.

(Note: This is not a new story. This was written a while ago for a project that was cancelled. That's also why the sex scene is brief. Once the story was established I was butting against the word count limit.)