The new Blu

by freezerburn7

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Human
Length: 392

Blu team hates their job, and quits. So the mysterious man who wants people to call him, Bluester, uses a machine, to find him, the new Blu team.

Blu team hates their job. All they do, is kill. Die. Repeat. So they quit. Their boss, Bluester, uses a machine, to bring him random people who can join. But he doesn't hire people. He hires ponies, a skeleton, and a human. Follow the new Blu, on their training, and mission.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-07 11:40:42 UTC

Terrible job

The sound of gunfire, and the smell of blood was in the air. Scout jumped off the roof, and landed on the ground. Soldier followed him, but Heavy broke his legs. Medic went behind him, and healed him with the Medi-gun. Heavy got up, and ran towards the Red team. But then, Engie                           stood in front of all of them.

"Wait!" he yelled.

"What?" Scout said.

"Why are we trying to kill them exactly?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Bluester wants us to kill Red team, but why?" The 8 members of Blu team looked at him.

"Hey!" a new voice said. They all turned to look at a man with a blue hat, and coat. "Why aren't you murdering Red team?" They all dropped their weapons, and left. Engie looked at him before leaving.

"This job sucks Bluester!" he said, and left. Bluester sat down, and brought out his phone. He had a new text from his friend, Orangester.

OrangeLeader: Wazzup dude?

Bluefighter: Lost my entire team.

OrangeLeader: Tough luck! U gonna use ur machine?

Bluefighter: Please fix your spelling. And yes.

Peridot: Hi guys!

OrangeLeader: What are you doing here Greenster?!

Peridot: You guys accidentally used the group chat. The one with peace.

Bluefighter: Oh.

OrangeLeader: Wait! Doesn't that mean that the others are getting this?

Don'tBeRacist: Hai!

Peridot: Where's Blackster, Purplester, Redster, and Yellowster?

NightoftheBloodmoon: Right here.

ShadowNinja: You rang?

SuperSunnySunshine: Hey guys!

TheEyesoftheEnderman: What up Triple S?

Bluefighter: I'm gonna go now!

OrangeLeader: Peace out bro!

Don'tBeRacist: See you tomorrow!

TheEyesoftheEnderman: Bye!

ShadowNinja: I'm going too!

NightoftheBloodmoon: See you when I try to murder your team!

SuperSunnySunshine: See ya!

Peridot: This is Peridot signing out.

Bluester turned his phone off, and wiped the dust off of his pants. He went to the base, and went to the main controls. He pressed a few buttons, and a black box dropped from the sky. He went inside, and saw a desk, 1 chair on each side of the table, and 2 microphones. He took a seat near the microphones, he grabbed one, and spoke into it.

"Calling to all the people, animals, and others in the multiverse. I am Bluester. The great leader of Blu team. If you want to join the army, just say, Pizzazz!" He threw the microphone away, and prepared for the interviews.