Pink Saiyan

by Bro Dash

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 1252

Pinkie Pie goes super saiyan

Some new pony has appeared in Ponyville, his golden yellow hair sticking up like a porcupine's quills, and a powerful aura around him. He has no horn, no wings, yet stil flies, and his intentions are not good. When this pony threatens to start hurting ponies if the one he is looking for doesn't show, Pinkie steps up unveiling one thing that no one ever even thought was possible, or even thought of it at all for that matter.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-20 11:34:01 UTC

The Pink Saiyan

"Where is she?!", the stallion threw a boulder into the center of the small street, crushing a cart and scattering the ponies. He held his hoof up, a ball of red energy forming.

"Tell me where she is before I blast another house and whoever is inside, to oblivion!!!"

Twilight walked into Sugarcube corner, quite casually, then found Pinkie Pie in her usual spot.

"Pinkie Pie."

"What's up Twi?"

"Uhm, there is this weird, creepy stallion outside. He's got yellow hair, spiked like a porcupine, and he flies without use of wings or magic. He keeps demanding to see the Pink Saiyan, but I have no clue what he means, and frankly, I wanted to know if you knew him because you're pink. If you don't, I'm going to run away screaming."

"I don't know him."

Twilight panicked, jumping up before running out the door, only for Pinkie to stop her.

"But I am the Pink Saiyan.", she smiled.

Calming herself, Twiligth played the cool role again, "Care to explain?"

"A saiyan is usually born with pitch black hair, and it never grows, never falls out, and stays the same from birth till death. As you can see, I don't have black hair. That is one thing that hides my identity. See, I've been in my super saiyan state for almost fifteen years! Since birth, I flew around, and about at a year old, my hair changed pink as of to my super saiyan status right now!", Pinkie smiled.

"So you're saying that you have kept this secret for nearly your entire life?"

"No, Scratch knew! I'm going to meet this pony, see what he's like."

"You do that, I'm going huddle up in the fetal position in the new bunker I'm about to install under the library."

With that, Twiligth screamed aloud, disappearing as she ran out, sprinting home. Pinkie squealed with glee, jumping up and staying in the air. She floated up out of the candy store and then quickly towards the stallion, stopping abruptly in front of him.

"There you are! Now I can destroy you!", he said with a smile.

"Wow, you really are a super saiyan! I was beginning to think you guys forgot about me."

"You destroyed the planet! How could we!"

"Aw, thanks!"

"For destroying your own home planet, our home planet, you will pay with your planet!"

"Nope! Sorry, but it's not gonna happen."

"Well then stop me!"

Holding his hooves above his head, he created a huge ball of energy as large as Ponyville. Pinkie Pie turned and bucked him, slamming him into the ground. She then proceeded to catch the ball of energy with her nose, then threw it up with a kick, where it blew up several kilometers out of orbit, still making a huge explosion.

"Told you!"

The super saiyan pony burst from the ground, after Pinkie Pie. She moved slightly to the side and he flew by, stopping to ready another attack, but she was gone. Reappearing, she grabbed his attack, then flew off.

"Keep away! Catch Twilight!"

As Twilight readied to enter the bunker, she turned to Pinkie Pie's voice, jumped, screaming aloud, then rushed into the bunker, slamming the door as the attack obliterated the library. Opening the door, she looked at the remains of the library.

"You destroyed the library!!! My house!!!"

"Oops, sorry Twilight!"

In that distracted moment, Pinkie Pie was kicked hard in the stomach. Once she hit the ground, she sat up.

"Hey! That wasn't very nice!"

Creating an attack of her own, she blasted a beam towards the stallion, who intercepted it easily and veered it off to the left where it exploded in midair.

"You think this is a game?!"

"Yup! Why else would I play?"

The stallion growled, then readied another energy ball, throwing it at Pinkie who caught it. She was thrown back by it's force, slammed through three houses. Afterwards, she poked her head out of the rubble, then held the ball up.

"Here's your ball back!"

She threw it and it collided with the stallion, exploding and sending him to the ground out of his flight. Once on the ground, he stood up, then held his hooves out in front of him.

"I'll just hit you with everything I've got!"

"Yippee! No more holding back now! If you hold back, I have to hold back too."

The saiyan let loose a huge beam which Pinkie stopped with her own hoof, pushed back a few meters from the recoil. Holding her hoof out, she readied her attack.

"Ganla, Rayta, Smei!"

Bringing her hooves together against the beam, she loosed her attack into it, pushing it back with a much thinner beam which easily forced it's way to the stallion, exploding and knocking him back a few hundred feet, his hair no longer golden, and loose.

Once he awoke, Pinkie Pie was standing over him with a huge smile, from ear to ear.

"Good afternoon sleepy head! You sure took a hit back there!"

"You hit me!"

"Well, yeah. You said not to hold back, so I actually hit you this time!"

"But you bucked me before!"

"Nope! That was a bit of saiyan magic, or power, if you will. I used my energy to force you away. Trust me, if I bucked you, you'd be sent out of orbit."

"I lost...Now I'll never avenge the saiyan pony race..."

"Aw, don't be sad! Cheer up! Why not live here? I mean, it's basically the same as Altravec IV!"

"Well, you're right, now that you mention it."

"Not only that, but here, there are more than just regular ponies. There's also pegasi and unicorns, and even cooler, alicorns!!"

"Well, now that I think of it, it wouldn't be so bad after all!"

"Now, we just gotta get it cleared with celestia so she doesn't imprison you in a constellation or something like she did an old unicorn warlock that tried to destroy Equestria the first time!"

"What?"

"Thats right!", Clestia entered the conversation, trapping the saiyan in a magic bubble, "Those who try to destroy Equestria are not treated lightly. But those who threaten the planet don't deserve to live here in refuge!"

"It's ok Celest, he's with me.", Pinkie Pie objected.

"Pinkie Pie, you really trust him?"

"Yeah, he's Rabben, my old baby time friend. We used to fly around Altravec IV when we were young!"

Realizing the situation was much less understandable than she thought, Celestia let the saiyan pony go.

"I have no clue what you just said, could you please explain?", Celestia asked.

"Sure!", Pinkie Pie smiled.

Fifteen minutes later, the explanation was finally coming to an end.

"...Then after that, Alesair the king of nights fled to Altravec VI, never to return! the end!"

"Pinkie Pie, with all do respect, you just sat there and said "blah blah blah" for fifteen minutes, saying a few random words every few minutes, and then just stopped talking, read something, then told me what you jsut told me."

"I know, cool story huh? Anyway, I've gotta show Rabben around. See ya later Celest!"

With that, Pinkie Pie flew off with the pony saiyan.

"Well then.", Celestia smiled.

...

...

"Wait a minute...Pinkie Pie tricked me! ...Ah, screw it, I have more important things to deal with."

Using magic, she disappeared, teleporting back to Canterlot as Pinkie Pie and Rabben flew around, meeting all the terrorized and scared ponies of Ponyville. The end!