Shorts of Romance

It is a dark night at a bar. Two pegasi are chilling inside at a table drinking apple cider cause coffee is gross. One is named Lightning Dust. The other is named Derpy Doo.

"So, if you could bang one pony, who would it be?" Derpy said.

"I would bang you." Lightning said.

"That is really nice of you, but I don't want to bang you." Derpy said.

"But you look very bang-y." Lightning said.

"Yes, but I have a family." Derpy said.

"I can help you raise." Lightning said.

"I can't ask that of you." Derpy said.

"What if I kiss you?" Lightning said.

"Idc" Derpy said.

Lighning Dust kisses Derpy Doo.

"Okay you have convinced me let's go home and bang." Derpy said.

The end.