Equestrian Debauchery!

After efficiently scaring the piss out of Fluttershy, unfortunately in a literal sense too, you find yourself sitting in the back yard, a thin chain leading from your collar to a tree. You are still nude, so you feel every blade of grass tickling your bum. Sighing you resign yourself to this inhumane punishment.

Inhumane? Ha, in Soviet Russia ponies mistreat you. You laugh quietly at that thought. Oh well, I'm going to be here for a while so I might as well take a nap, it is warm enough. Lying back you enjoy the suns warmth and a faint breeze blows past, gentle like a lovers caress. The scent of freshly churned earth and flowers waft into your nostrils eliciting a sigh and pushing you further into a state of carelessness, almost a drunken stupor. God knows how long you slept, but a shadow awakens you.

"Mm, what?" You struggle to open your eyes. "Fluttersh-mph?" A mouth pressed against yours silences you. The unknown mouth was gentle, lips as soft as feathered down and as smooth as a glass. Who ever it was that decided to steal a kiss as you slept decided to take it up a notch; you feel a tongue slip into your mouth, gently massaging your gums making you moan in ecstasy. After whet seems like hours the kiss is broken by the stranger, and out of breath all you can do is gasp and pant.

"My.....My, what an interesting creature." A new female voice says breathless. "Now I see why Fluttershy decided to keep you."

You sit up and are finaly able to see the creature before you; a white pegasus- Wait what? How the fuck do they have a horn too?

"Um I don't mean to be rude, but............ Who the heck are you?" You say while looking this stranger in their brilliant purple eyes. Your eyes stray to her hair, completely missing the obvious crown, its a shimmering mash of exotic colors billowing in a non-existent breeze. She laughs and ruffles your hair with a gold filigree encrusted hoof.

"I, my dear human, am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria and princess of the sun."

Oh shit, shes royal! You hurriedly stand and bow to her. "It is an honor princess," You say clasping her hoof and kissing it. She giggles and presents the other to be kissed. "May I ask you a question Princess?"

"Technically isn't that a question?"

You look at her with the 'are you serious' face, but remembering that she is the ruler of Equestria you quickly rearrange your face. "Do all ponies just kiss whomever and whatever they find chained to a tree in someones backyard?" She smiles at your comment and tries to hide a giggle.

"Being one of the rulers of Equestria kind of allows me to do that."

"Oh my goodness! Um, uh, hi Princess."

Celestia turns toward the voice, her wings fanning in slight surprise. "Fluttershy, how nice to see you. I hope that you are training for our next lesson."

Fluttershy turns red and looks down. "Yes Ma'am" she replies in an almost inaudible tone. "Um, do you want him to be there?"

Celestia turns her head and looks at you again. "Mm, most definitely. I think he will do a fine job...." She licks her lips and for a second you swear her mane tuned a weird purple color, but you write it off as a trick of the light. Her eyes linger on you, or rather linger on your genitals, making you cover yourself in slight embarrassment. "Now if you excuse me I must get back to the castle."

You watch the princess soar away in amazement. "You know she kinda just came and mouth raped me right?"

"Yes, that's Molestia for you.." She sighs sadly then eyeballs you. "OK I think that this has been a long enough punishment, so you are free to go to Raritys and get something made since you hate being in the nude so much."

After being lead through Ponyville nude, again (the first time was at night so it didn't bother you too much), and in a collar you find your mood to be quite sour when you arrive at the Carousel Boutique.

Fluttershy leaves you with a wave and wanders off into the direction of the town to grab some vittles and whatnot. But even in your soured mood you were able to appreciate the architecture of the building, not that you knew architecture at all. But it mattered not, the building was almost like a many faceted jewel- each curve and twist coming together to form a bigger picture.

"Bloody hell, this place is magnificent!" You say in awe.

"Why thank you Sir!" An elegant, almost prudish, voice says startling you from your gazing. You jump a little and fing yourself crotch to face with-

NOPENOPENOPE!

"Rarity right?" You ask backpedaling quickly. She nods. "Umm, yeah......I don't want to be cut open so I'm going to head thattaway!" You point over your shoulder and turn to run, only to be stopped by her magic.

"Now now, my interesting friend, no need to be scared! I would never slice anypony up!"

You look at her and raise your eyebrow skeptically. "Really?"

"Of course, well I may if they deserve it, but that's a different story!" She laughs at your frightened expression and drags you in the building. "Don't worry, I'm just pulling your hoof!"

The inside of the Boutique amazes you; There are fine dresses galore, not to mention all the jewels!

"Well, this place is certainly has charms galore," Your head spins around almost comically, due to your need to see all there is inside the small building.

"I suppose it does, now could you be a dear and stand on this platform with your arms out?" You do so a bit nervously and wait for her to say something. She dosent, she just walks around you slowly, looking you up and down.

"So dear, how tall are you?"

"Umm, about 6 feet."

She stops circling you and gives a look of surprise. "Wow, that means you are about as tall as the princess! Oh, what an elegant ruler she is! Such a taste in fashion....." She starts to ramble, a lot. Your eye twitches a bit.

"Speaking of the princess," You say interrupting her. "Does she normally swoop down and make out with people chained to a tree in someponies backyard?"

She looks at you and blinks rapidly in surprise. "Um....Ahem, could you repeat that darling? I had something crazy in my ear."

"Well I was out back sleeping, not that I had a choice in the matter, and she just swooped down and kissed me......" You blush a bit. "Damn she is one hell of a kisser though!" You add in undertone.

"Oh dear this isn't good!" Rarity exclaims.

"Um, why whats going on!? Fluttershy had the same worried voice when she asked if I was to be included in the next lesson!" Rarity, who had already looked scared, seized up and fell over, meanwhile somewhere in Equestria a goat bleated. You smile and help her back up. "Everything all-right love?" You ask adopting a lilting brittish accent.

"Well, I am fine, but you....You are going to need a lot of help to withstand that lesson."

"Oh, really how so-mph!" Your words are muffled as rarity forces her muzzle to your face and kisses you. You notice the aroma of french perfume, and roses clung to her.

Huh, this is the second time a mare has forced a kiss on me today....not that I am complaining at all.

You gently wrap your arms around the mare, bringing her in close. As your mouths work together you marvel at her fur. Its like velvet covered in silk hair. Your left hand travels up and begins to caress her ears, making her arch her back and break the kiss.

"Oh, I simply love those hooves of yours!" She gasps laying her head on your shoulder. "Can you keep doing that?" You smile and rub her ear again, causing her to shiver in pure ecstasy. She relaxes more and more, efficiently becoming putty in your hands. You decide not to take this any further and are just as happy petting her as you would be pumping her. (wink wink nudge nudge)

You sit there for a while, rubbing your hands through her mane and over her ears but the monotonous silence bored you so you start to speak, only to be cut off by a small snore.

"Wow, you must really like the way my hands feel huh?" You say lowering your head to whisper in her ear. Her ear flops a bit and that causes you to laugh, such an elegant mare looking so uncouth splayed out on a strangers lap. You shake your head and gently prod her awake. "Rarity, you nodded off love. I do believe that we have work to do...."

Just saying, for an elegant mare, Rarity is one hell of a slow waker, that is until you mention work.

"Mm? Whats that?" She yawns. "Work? OH DEAR! I am so sorry for dozing off on you like that love, but your hoofs are simply divine and ever so relaxing!" She sits up quickly and shoots you a look of apology before lifting you onto the platform and resumes measuring.

"Hey don't sweat it Rarity. How about I make you a deal? Since I don't have any bits, and I really hate asking Flutters for cash, how about for every outfit you make me I give you a hour long massage?" You say wiggling your fingers.

She stops measuring for a moment and looks at you. "Well I would normally say no to anypony else but....For you I'll accept. Now how many outfits do you need?"

"Hmm... Well if you have any denim I'd like 3 pairs of jeans if that isn't asking too much?" She shakes her head. "Alright pants, a few shirts and some socks....Yep that's pretty much it."

"Well that can't be all dear! You must simply let me make you a suit, I'm thinking black velvet would go lovely with your caramel skin!"

You raise your eyebrows. "Anything for an extra massage huh?" She stops measuring your inseam and looks at you with a scandalous look on her face.

"Moi? Try to get another massage? Well I never!"

"But it's true yeah?" You wink at her to show that you're joking and she whinnies in irritation.

"That is simply not right, a gentlecolt should never tease!" She stamps her hoof for emphasis.

"Oh really? But that leaves so little fun!"

She rolls her eyes daintily and drops the tape measure after recording your measurements on a clipboard. "OK I have everything, so do try to be back by Monday. I close on Sundays, for me time, so sorry I may need to rush a bit."

"No, I really appreciate this, but one question what is today?" You say stepping off the platform.

"Friday."

"Ah OK, well once again thanks for everything and I really do appreciate this." You say bowing to her.

"Now, now, your making me blush! But it is nothing darling, especially if I get 4 massages!" She says ushering you to the door. "Now ta-ta, I have work to do." With that she gently pushes you out of the door and coses it.

You smile and walk towards the home that you share with Fluttershy. Still uncomfortable walking around in the nude you take the scenic route, only to be tackled from behind.

"Ouch! What the hell?"

"OHMANOHMANOHMAN!" An excited voice says. "You're one of them aren't you?"

"One of what? And GET OFF!" You state, the pony gets off your back and you stand up and turn around to find yourself face to face with a mint green unicorn.

"A human!" Her face is taken up by an insanely huge smile, a little creepy but also quite charming.

You brush yourself off and look at her. "Yes I am, nice to meet you Miss....." You extend your hand to her.

"Lyra, Lyra Heartstrings!" she says enthusiastically shaking your hand between her hooves.

I don't know why but this pony scares me a bit........

AN:

Well there you go, chapter 2! Sorry it took so long, I didn't do this all in one sitting, so I apologize if it seems scattered.

But any who, as you can tell our heroine has met Ponyvilles number one human fanatic and researcher: Lyra Heartstrings.

What does this obsessed mare have in store for Him? Will Fluttershy ever get what she needs from the shops in town? Will He ever bang Rarity? Find out the answers to the questions and more in the next installment of EQUESTRIAN DEBAUCHERY!!!!!