Equestrian Debauchery!

by Jay Cruiz

The ring

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You stand there with blood dotting your face and dripping off your hands and laugh, the laugh of a man who has lost all reason, one who lives in the void that is insanity and kills because of it.

"Hehehe..."

"P-please I surrender!" the broken griffin lying in front of you says. His face is a mash of bruises and gashes. You simply smile and pick him up by his wings.

"Hehehe..." You grasp his wings and break the left one. SNAP!

"Augh!" His screams of pain echo around the now silent room. "Please no more...." He sobs. "No mo- AUGH!!!"

You smile as he cries and break the other with a merciless twist. you drop the grounded creature and look at him with mild interest.

"Oh, Celestia! Have mercy PLEASE! I SURRENDER!" He's howling at you. You feel nothing.

"Hehe....What is this mercy?" You leer. "You are nothing, a worthless animal that needs to be put down!" You reach down and grab him by the throat, and lean in. "Prepared to die?"

His eyes widen as he thrashes and sobs more.

"HUGH!" You look up and see Lyra looking at you. "You know the rules! NO KILLING!"

Still holding the griffin you tilt your head. "FUCK! YOUR! RULES! BITCH!" You laugh and snap your opponents neck, killing him instantly. The room fills with the screams of the gamblers, and the security.

"GET THAT THING!" The voice belonged to a huge blue stallion. He runs at you- only to be stopped as you punch him directly in the skull, fracturing it and instantly rendering him unconscious.

"Come MY LITTLE PONIES," you spit the last three words out with glee.


1 week previously

"Let me go you bitch!" You strain against her magic and the cuffs. This is crazy!

"Now why would I do that? Thanks to you and your kind I'm in debt with the Pony Mafia!" She walks to you slowly, her eyes gleaming with fire. "Now that I have you I can pay off the debt I owe. But first things first." Her horn glows and the shackles open, and she grasps you fully with her magic levitating you to a table that you did not see previously.

"What the hell are you going to do to me?' You test the restraints, knowing its fruitless.

"Nothing much. I just need you for 2 weeks; the only way for me to pay back my debt is for me to get a fighter to win the underground rings championship. Its enough to pay everything and then some."

"Yeah, I know what you're getting at and you can go fuck yourself with a spiked dildo you crazy cunt," you say straight faced.

Lyra smiles and gently caresses your face with a hoof. "Ah, Hugh... If only you knew how silly you sound." She turns away and you see her levitate a book over and start to read it. "Mhm.. So I'll need that and this too?" She is mumbling whilst going through what you think is a checklist.

What the hell does she want? "Hey you crazy!" you call to her. "What are you do-HRK!"

"Don't call me crazy." Her voice is level. But it's like the calm before the storm: you here rage kept in check just barely under the surface. "Okay?" She says sweetly.

The pressure on your throat vanishes leaving you coughing and gasping for air. "Ok!"

"Now! I'm going to preform a spell on you- it is permanent, but its harmless! I'm going to increase your muscle mass and strength by 35%." Before you can respond her horn glows.

"Augh! NNN! AH!" The chords on your neck stand out as the spell takes hold. You fell your muscles writhing and growing. It itches like hell, it makes you feel as though you are about to come out of your skin. Finally after what seems like an eternity it is over.

"Now that was only one of the three spells."

Of course. You sigh heavily and look at yourself. Your lanky limbs have been remade into thick bunches of wiry muscle. "Well at least I get to be sexier," you laugh, trying to make the best of things. Lyra looks at you and shakes her head.

"Okay here are the last two spells. Now  I have to cast them simultaneously for them to works properly."

You raise your eyebrows, having just resigned to the fact that you wouldn't be able to escape. "And what do they do?"

Lyra laughs and gently kisses your forehead. "Now if I told you that where would be the fun in that? But I shall tell you one, it's a fail safe; if you get too close to dying it will activate, giving you a temporary boost to pain resistance and nullifying every though accept winning."

You close your eyes and begin to feel as though you are being burned alive. You try to scream but find that you cant move. You lie there unable to react as your body heats up more and more. You can't feel anything but the fire.

Your mind snaps. You surrender to the madness and its blessed coolness.


You open your eyes and find yourself in a strange room. "Whoa. Dude that was some crazy shit." You raise your hand to your face, or rather you stop when you realize your wrist is corded with muscle. "It was real? Oh god I went insane..."

The door opens and Lyra walks in laughing. "I command you to wrap your hands, griffin feathers are sharp."

You narrow your eyes and look at her. "What?" You stand slowly and walk to her. "What did you just say?"

Her eyes shrink to pinpricks and she cowers at your face. "This is the last fight! I put a memory spell on you so you wouldn't be conscious, but your body would follow orders and defend itself!" She is curled up and whimpering.

Your face curls in disgust. "Get up you great lump!" You gently help her stand and you crouch so your eyes are level. "You know I would have gladly helped you out if you had asked." Your voice is gentle. You aren't mad, just a bit disappointed.

Lyras ears flatten and she looks down. "Oh well, no matter! So I'm going against a griffon huh? ALLONS-Y!"


The music stops as you step into the ring.

A pony in a referee shirt stand in the middle and introduces eveyone.

"LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUNDS FINAL MATCH! IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE OUR UNDEFEATED CHAMP: JOSHUA! The crowd cheers for the hulking brute of a griffin that is your opponent.

Shit.

AND IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE OUR UNDEFEATED CHALLENGER: THE HUMAAN!

The colt leaves the ring leaving you to face your opponent.

The music starts.

You smile and rush him- only to be struck by his knee as he rockets upward knocking you on your ass.

Mm! That hurts! Spitting out the blood you stand, only to be knocked over as he dive bombs you from behind. You feel your ribs crack and you bellow in pain.

"AUGH! YOU FUCKING COWARDLY BIRD! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"

He simply laughs and lands.

You circle each other, neither willing to let the other get behind them.

You are aware of the crowd screaming.

"Kill it Joshua!"

"Don't loose Griffin! I have a caboodle on you!"

"Waste that thing!"

"Just get it over! I got somepony to rut after this!"

Your eye twitches. This is gonna be really bad for my moral...

Joshua rushes you when he notices your distraction, what follows is a flurry of punches and kicks that leave you broken and bleeding on the ground.

"Is that all you have? After all this hype about you, you cant even hit me." Joshua laughs and spits on your limp form.

No. I refuse. I won't give. You slowly get to your knees. "I....huff....Refuse.... To... FAIL!" You finally get to your feet, a fire in your eyes. You spit out blood and a few teeth and take your stance. You raise your fist and swing.....

Only to miss.

Joshua watches and laughs as your punch not only misses, but you tumble to the floor. Your eyes begin to close. He laughs and kicks you viciously in the head a few times. That was not enough for him though, he flies up and preforms his legendary finisher: The Elbow Drop of Death.

When he lands on you, you feel your ribs break and blood sprays out of your mouth and your lung begin to fill with blood.

Well that was an embarrassing loss....I wonder if Flutters misses me.... You begin to fade into unconsiousness.

"Hugh!"

Lyras voice sounds out through the haze.

"Command Number 36.2983!"

You feel energy flood back into your body. You writhe as your ribs reknit and you cough violently expelling all of the blood from your lungs. You feel your muscles swell increasing your strength again but you also slowly slip into madness. You slowly stand and cackle madly. "Command Accepted!"

Joshua looks at you with surprise on his face. He takes a step back, and then another.

"Aww whats wrong?" You say in a fake simpering voice. "Does the widdle birdie not wanna play?" You rush forward and land an impossibly fast right hook on him. He stumbles back and you hit him again, and again. Your fists are blurs, blood is beginning to splatter everywhere. He is too dazed to do anything, you stomp his knee, breaking it.

The sound of his scream over powers the music for a moment.

"Oh Celestia!" He tries to scoot back but you bring your right foot across the left side of his beak, cracking it. He lies on his back with blood pouring down his face. "I-I concede!"

You chuckle madly and hit him. "There is no surrendering against me! The penalty for loosing is death!"

You wind your leg up and kick him in the ribs, sending him flying across the ring with a wet sickening crunch. He lies there broken and bleeding. You slowly walk to him and begin mercelesly wailing on him, each punch breaking a bone, his blood spraying. After 30 seconds you stand and lick the blood off of your face.


-Back to present-

The ponies run screaming out of the building and even the bouncers are afraid.

"Did you guys see that!? He took down Blueberry!" A red stallion stared at you in disbelief. "We cant do this! Get the unicorns in here!"

A whistle blows and next thing you know you are in multiple magic chains.

"Lyra! Whats the meaning of this?" The voice came from a unicorn. "You know there is no killing in this game!"

"I am sorry Mr. Rich! That is how humans are, I tried to remove the instinct to kill but i guess I failed."

Filthy looks at you, you smile maniacally and laugh.

"Oh Mr. Rich! Do you have any more ponies for me to play with? The last one broke to easy." You giggle madly and lick the remaining blood off of your lips. "Even his blood tastes weak. Puny creature, I hope the next one puts up more of a fight......" You wink and blow a kiss at him and collapse into insanity driven giggles.

Rich shudders and looks at Lyra. "Here take your winnings and that rabid monster and don't ever let me see you two again!" He levitates a big bag of bits to Lyra.

She turns to you smiling. "Lets go, Command 32.2983 disengage and terminate."

Your eye twitches and you pass out as your brain destroys the memory or the command and its use.


Here you go the next chapter, i know it sucks and I am so sorry but i just wanted a good little fight in here. so yeah thats it, the original story will be back in the next chapter so prepare your anus and what not.

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