Equestrian Debauchery!

by Jay Cruiz

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 16198

The normal debauchery of a human in Equestria and all that good shit

Inspired by "Fluttershy, your opprotunities at a glance", by Jetsfantasy.

Being the first human in Equestria sucks, you learn that the hard way but after a few vicious beatings you are saved by a certain yellow angel, kidnapped by a human obsessed pony, forced to fight against your will and tourtured by Molestia. Its a crazy life.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-18 02:28:12 UTC

The first sight

This is the first clopfic I have written, that has a story line, so dont judge to harsh.

Living in this land called Equestria is hard on you. You have been here for a year and still have no clue what happened. You sigh to yourself and think back to that day.

You wake up face down in the grass next to a stream. Thankfully you still had your jeans and beater on.

"Ugh what happened?" You moan.

Sitting up you realize you aren't in your home,or even in your neighborhood. Your surrounded by grass for as far as you can see, that is until you spot a small town in the distance. It looks like its about ten miles away. You smile and decide to head there, after drinking a liberal amount of water that is. Five hours later you step into the town, and exhausted you lean against a building and ultimately black out from exhaustion.

"What is it?" a voice says through the darkness.

"I don't know numskull! I think its some kind of inbred Diamond Dog," another voice replies.

You groan and try to sit up, only to be stopped by an unseen force. Opening your eyes you see that you are tied to a tree.

'What the fuck?" You think. 'What the hell is going on'

You start to struggle against you bonds, only to be stopped as a black hoof hits you in the ribs. You feel your rib crack and groan.

"Now that's enough you little monster," The first voice says causing you to look up. A black pony stands over you with a metal covered hoof cocked. You don't question it, you only see the brass hoof aimed at your face.

'Fuck', You think as the hoof descends and knocks you out.

No name, no home, each day a struggle to survive, as time passed you became more and more aware of the hatred the ponies held for you, not a lot but just enough that you didn't go into town. You spend your time skulking around the edge of town, rooting around trying to find food. The ponies shun you at for the most part, but some of them will give no thought to chase you wielding weapons, anything they can use to hurt you.

One day after a particularly vicious beating you awaken behind the library, due to the pain from your left arm. You groan seeing that your hand was twisted at an awkward angle.

"Ugh" You groan. "Its broke again. That is just fucking beautiful!" Getting up you realize that your shirts gone, but your pants aren't, they are in shreds but cover the important bits perfectly. Using your good hand you feel your face; your eye is swollen-nearly shut, your nose is broken and you have numerous bruises and contusions all over. Knowing you couldn't survive another day in the town you head for the Everfree forest. The first mile was uneventful, but as you walk past a cottage you begin to feel faint, stumbling past it you collapse in what appears to be a garden.

"Oh, my!" a soft voice says. "Um.... Are you okay?" Using the last of your strength you look up and into the kind blue eyes of a yellow pegasus with a pink mane.

"H-help.." is all you manage before darkness claims you.

You fade in and out of conscientiousness for who knows how long. The times you did manage to fully awaken the pony would be right next to you. The first time she was humming, the next she spoon fed you applesauce? Your mind fades before you can actually think about it. When your eyes open for the first time in a while, you are greeted by a white bunny sitting on your chest looking at you. It cocks its head and gently taps you on the head, making you smile. Nodding the rabbit jumps off of you and races out of the room.

Sitting up you realize you are in a bed, a soft bed and there is a black leather collar with a butterfly on it hanging off of your throat. Ignoring that for the moment you study the bed you are on. Its so soft You muse. Like a freakin cloud! Smiling you rub your face against it savoring the feel.

"Well it seems like your okay." A voice says interrupting you, and making you jump- almost breaking the bed frame.

Looking at her you open your mouth to answer.

"........"

Why cant i talk? you think. You point to her then your mouth and scratch your head with an expression of confusion. She picks up on your non spoken question.

"You wont be able to talk until you get some water. You have been out for almost three days."

This puzzles you but you are bewildered by this pony's kindness. It scared you; you knew something was coming-something bad. So when she stepped towards you, you cringe and cover your face with your wrists, or rather try to- one wrist is wrapped in a splint. This stops her imediatly.

"Aw you poor thing, its okay, I wont hurt you, I promise"

She sounds sincere enough, so you uncover your face enticing a smile.

"See" she says in a gentle voice. "Now, lets go get you some food."

Shocked you look at her not knowing how to react but your body answers for you. Blushing you look down, she giggles and makes motions for you to follow her.You stand up to follow and realize you are in your boxers. You moan in exasperation and flounder around looking for your pants or what was left of them.

"Don't worry about those rags you were wearing, Rarity will make you more."

Still embarrassed you follow her down a hallway and into the kitchen, or rather she stops you at the thresh hold.

"No, no. No pets are allowed in the kitchen" she explains floating up and patting you on the head.You furrow your brow and she giggles and plants a gentle kiss on your forehead. "Yes you are my new pet, and even though you are as intelligent as I am, or at least you are from what I have seen, you are still an animal. Now stay put while I get you your food."

Unable to argue you lean back against the wall and slide down to the floor, relishing its coolness. She brings you a big bowl of fruit salad and a glass of water. Grinning you gulp down the fruit and the water.

"Th-thank you" You say after you eat. "I-it was g-good."

She smiles and kisses your forehead. "It was nothing now lets get you into the bathtub, you smell terrible."

Following her once more you find yourself in a huge bathroom. She turns the nozzles on the huge bathtub on and ads bubbles. "In. Now."

You are too busy looking around to notice the subtle change in her voice.

"Get. In. The. Damn. Tub." She says slapping you on the ass, hard.

Yelping you undress and clamber in not wanting to be struck again. "OK, ju-" you start but she smacks you again, this time gently across the face.

"You are not to speak unless spoken to and you refer to me as Mistress Fluttershy or Ma'am, because i don't want to punish you. Got that?" she orders.

"Yes Mistress," you say meekly. Oh god this bitch is crazy....

"Good, now hold still while I wash you."

Holding still you relish the feel of her hooves as she begins to gently rub your back working up a lather. Its relaxing.  You lay against the rim of the tub and allow Fluttershy to wash your back. Her hooves are gentle against your skin, like butterflies. You sigh contentedly knowing that you are safe in her care.

"Okay, I'm done washing your back now its time for your front," she gently calls.

"Wha-? N-no, that's okay mistress, I can do that part alone," You stammer in return.

Huffing in irritation Fluttershy pushes you off the side causing you to slip into the middle, and jumps in. You timiditly cover yourself with your hands and scoot back, which makes her huff again and slosh closer to you. What ensues is a minor tussle,to say the least, you wind up pinned to the bottem of the tub with her on your abdomen.

"See was that so hard?" Fluttershy pants.

No but I will be if you don't get off of me, You think. "No, but I am pretty sure i can do this alone," you comment trying to get her off of you. She ignores that and proceeds to scrub you- hard. "Ouch! Hey! Dont put you ho~" you protest but are cut off as her hoof reaches your slightly hard penis.

"My, my....Someones getting excited..."

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! "I cant help it..... its a psycological thing! It happens a lot!" You moan. She stops teasing and looks at you.

"Define a lot" She demands.

"Try everyday........."

"Everyday?"

"A few times a day actually....But one thing mistess."

"HM?"

"Can you let me go so i can get up?"

"Sure................"

She looks strange you note. Her eyes are slightly narrowed and her smile...it freaks you the fuck out.

You get out of the tub and dry yourself off, she dosent take her eyes off of your penis the whole time.

"So yeah....um....goodnight!" you say then run to the room you woke up in. Sliding down the wall you sigh. Fuckin cock! At least i managed to stop that........shit was freaky as fuck. You sigh again and crawl into bed and fall asleep, after locking the door that is.

"Pet! Wakey wakey!" Fluttershy all but hollers in your ear.

You yell and fall out of the bed. "Yes mistress?"

 "Get up, today we are goin..g....to...." she trails off as you stand up.

"What is it mistr...e...ss...?" You slowly stop talking. Fuck me! Goddamn morning wood! You try to cover yourself but Fluttershy jumps and knocks you over, landing on your chest. The sent of fresh earth and lilacs clung to her. She smells good.

"Thats it! How? How are you able to get like this so many times in a week?" she growls. "No stallion is able to be like this so much!" In saying that she grabs your boxers in her mouth and slides them off, your now fully erect member whipping up. Smiling she gentle takes it in her mouth. You inhale sharply and squirm. That causes her to giggle a bit, the vibrations making you thrust into her mouth. She gags from the force of it but continues to suck. Releasing you she begins to gentle nibble up and down your shaft causing you to twitch and moan. Her tongue flicks against the head, and she bobs slowly, rearing back just enough to make you think shes going to let it come out her mouth only to go back down.

"St-stop, please....Im gonna cum~!" The last word is drown out as you experience one hell of an orgasm. Your hands which were resting gently on her head push her head down as you thrust. She gags again but you don't care, eventually it ends, panting and wasted you collapse.

"Mm, that was simply delicious.  We may have to do this again tomorrow. But that's not important," she says snapping out of her rapist mode. "Get up, we need to take you to Rarity- you need some clothes!"

If she's like you I cant wait.................

Authors note:

Sorry about the little amount of clop, I thought that it deserved a back story.

I honestly have no clue where this is headed, depending on the feedback i may make this a series or turn this into a cloptastic one shot, so bear with me okay? If I do make this a full story, expect to see Molestia, Big Mac, The Mane Six, and maybe Zecora. But Honestly i have no fucking clue. XD

~Jay

Enjoyment so rare, nightmare scares

Walking out of Fluttershys' home you realize you have no clothing on. So like the boss you are you walk into ponyville, quite aware that all the mares were watching you, amazed as your cock flopped around freely.

"Mommy what is that?" a young filly asked its mother as you walk past.

"I have no clue honey, but its better equipped than your father" She replies. "Sweet Celestia! don't tell him i said that!"

"Only if I get Ice cream!"

Fucking whorse......, You have no clue why you thought this but shrug and continue to the Boutique. A breeze pick up and you hear a jingling noise. Dafuq? Oh its just the collar... Why the fuck am i still wearing this? Not that I mind, I always kinda wanted to be dominated...............Fuck I'm twisted.... Twisted. You smile because that made you think of Oblivion, so of course you sing it.

"Oh wow, Oblivion stump

I do not know how that dead body got inside of my trunk

What the fuck, Gee Willikers and no I'm not drunk

I could have sworn that Budweiser can read fruit punch

Let you sip casually when you tryna lose calories

I'm not a murderer, this occurrence that is happenin'

Cause sporadically damagin' my reputation

See I'm a good guy but when I see dead casualties

My penis gets erected and my nipples are such aroused

And the blouses of these bitches always end up in my house

And three hours in the showers with the corpse

I've ejaculated enough semen to sink a boat- What?"

You realise that in rapping like the mad man you are you wound up at Carousel Boutique, crotch to face with a light grey,almost white pony.

"Um, who the devil are you?" you ask obliviously.

"Tut, tut, I was going to say the same." it replied.

"Well Im, well I dont really have a name but Flut-"

"Come IN!" The unicorn exclaims. "I am Rarity, and Fluttershy told me you would stop by, now lets get started."

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

An hour later you find yourself chained to a wall, gagged, and extremely aroused.

How in the fuck did this happen? Not that I mind...

"Now my little Pet, lets play a game......." Rarity says.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKABANDONTHREAD!!!!!!!!! You scream internally as she drags a knife across your cheek bringing blood. You groan into the gag and Rarity just smiles.

"Well Im bored now" she says a moment later, and plunges the knife into your stomach. You scream and cum, blood and semen squirting everywhere. Rarity giggles and stabs again widening the whole. She then reaches inside you and pulls out your intestines, enticing another scream and orgasm.

Bloody FUCK!

All the sudden your brittish, and a dog in a cage, you shit yourself in fear and die.

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You wake up screaming. Fluttershy who was in your arms, screams and instantly runs out the room. "Huh? Oh thank god it was a dream..."

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

fuck you haters, i had to make a troll chapter!

~Jay~

Stuck up? Not really.

After efficiently scaring the piss out of Fluttershy, unfortunately in a literal sense too, you find yourself sitting in the back yard, a thin chain leading from your collar to a tree. You are still nude, so you feel every blade of grass tickling your bum. Sighing you resign yourself to this inhumane punishment.

Inhumane? Ha, in Soviet Russia ponies mistreat you. You laugh quietly at that thought. Oh well, I'm going to be here for a while so I might as well take a nap, it is warm enough. Lying back you enjoy the suns warmth and a faint breeze blows past, gentle like a lovers caress. The scent of freshly churned earth and flowers waft into your nostrils eliciting a sigh and pushing you further into a state of carelessness, almost a drunken stupor. God knows how long you slept, but a shadow awakens you.

"Mm, what?" You struggle to open your eyes. "Fluttersh-mph?" A mouth pressed against yours silences you. The unknown mouth was gentle, lips as soft as feathered down and as smooth as a glass. Who ever it was that decided to steal a kiss as you slept decided to take it up a notch; you feel a tongue slip into your mouth, gently massaging your gums making you moan in ecstasy. After whet seems like hours the kiss is broken by the stranger, and out of breath all you can do is gasp and pant.

"My.....My, what an interesting creature." A new female voice says breathless. "Now I see why Fluttershy decided to keep you."

You sit up and are finaly able to see the creature before you; a white pegasus- Wait what? How the fuck do they have a horn too?

"Um I don't mean to be rude, but............ Who the heck are you?" You say while looking this stranger in their brilliant purple eyes. Your eyes stray to her hair, completely missing the obvious crown, its a shimmering mash of exotic colors billowing in a non-existent breeze. She laughs and ruffles your hair with a gold filigree encrusted hoof.

"I, my dear human, am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria and princess of the sun."

Oh shit, shes royal! You hurriedly stand and bow to her. "It is an honor princess," You say clasping her hoof and kissing it. She giggles and presents the other to be kissed. "May I ask you a question Princess?"

"Technically isn't that a question?"

You look at her with the 'are you serious' face, but remembering that she is the ruler of Equestria you quickly rearrange your face. "Do all ponies just kiss whomever and whatever they find chained to a tree in someones backyard?" She smiles at your comment and tries to hide a giggle.

"Being one of the rulers of Equestria kind of allows me to do that."

"Oh my goodness! Um, uh, hi Princess."

Celestia turns toward the voice, her wings fanning in slight surprise. "Fluttershy, how nice to see you. I hope that you are training for our next lesson."

Fluttershy turns red and looks down. "Yes Ma'am" she replies in an almost inaudible tone. "Um, do you want him to be there?"

Celestia turns her head and looks at you again. "Mm, most definitely. I think he will do a fine job...." She licks her lips and for a second you swear her mane tuned a weird purple color, but you write it off as a trick of the light. Her eyes linger on you, or rather linger on your genitals, making you cover yourself in slight embarrassment. "Now if you excuse me I must get back to the castle."

You watch the princess soar away in amazement. "You know she kinda just came and mouth raped me right?"

"Yes, that's Molestia for you.." She sighs sadly then eyeballs you. "OK I think that this has been a long enough punishment, so you are free to go to Raritys and get something made since you hate being in the nude so much."

After being lead through Ponyville nude, again (the first time was at night so it didn't bother you too much), and in a collar you find your mood to be quite sour when you arrive at the Carousel Boutique.

Fluttershy leaves you with a wave and wanders off into the direction of the town to grab some vittles and whatnot. But even in your soured mood you were able to appreciate the architecture of the building, not that you knew architecture at all. But it mattered not, the building was almost like a many faceted jewel- each curve and twist coming together to form a bigger picture.

"Bloody hell, this place is magnificent!" You say in awe.

"Why thank you Sir!" An elegant, almost prudish, voice says startling you from your gazing. You jump a little and fing yourself crotch to face with-

NOPENOPENOPE!

"Rarity right?" You ask backpedaling quickly. She nods. "Umm, yeah......I don't want to be cut open so I'm going to head thattaway!" You point over your shoulder and turn to run, only to be stopped by her magic.

"Now now, my interesting friend, no need to be scared! I would never slice anypony up!"

You look at her and raise your eyebrow skeptically. "Really?"

"Of course, well I may if they deserve it, but that's a different story!" She laughs at your frightened expression and drags you in the building. "Don't worry, I'm just pulling your hoof!"

The inside of the Boutique amazes you; There are fine dresses galore, not to mention all the jewels!

"Well, this place is certainly has charms galore," Your head spins around almost comically, due to your need to see all there is inside the small building.

"I suppose it does, now could you be a dear and stand on this platform with your arms out?" You do so a bit nervously and wait for her to say something. She dosent, she just walks around you slowly, looking you up and down.

"So dear, how tall are you?"

"Umm, about 6 feet."

She stops circling you and gives a look of surprise. "Wow, that means you are about as tall as the princess! Oh, what an elegant ruler she is! Such a taste in fashion....." She starts to ramble, a lot. Your eye twitches a bit.

"Speaking of the princess," You say interrupting her. "Does she normally swoop down and make out with people chained to a tree in someponies backyard?"

She looks at you and blinks rapidly in surprise. "Um....Ahem, could you repeat that darling? I had something crazy in my ear."

"Well I was out back sleeping, not that I had a choice in the matter, and she just swooped down and kissed me......" You blush a bit. "Damn she is one hell of a kisser though!" You add in undertone.

"Oh dear this isn't good!" Rarity exclaims.

"Um, why whats going on!? Fluttershy had the same worried voice when she asked if I was to be included in the next lesson!" Rarity, who had already looked scared, seized up and fell over, meanwhile somewhere in Equestria a goat bleated. You smile and help her back up. "Everything all-right love?" You ask adopting a lilting brittish accent.

"Well, I am fine, but you....You are going to need a lot of help to withstand that lesson."

"Oh, really how so-mph!" Your words are muffled as rarity forces her muzzle to your face and kisses you. You notice the aroma of french perfume, and roses clung to her.

Huh, this is the second time a mare has forced a kiss on me today....not that I am complaining at all.

You gently wrap your arms around the mare, bringing her in close. As your mouths work together you marvel at her fur. Its like velvet covered in silk hair. Your left hand travels up and begins to caress her ears, making her arch her back and break the kiss.

"Oh, I simply love those hooves of yours!" She gasps laying her head on your shoulder. "Can you keep doing that?" You smile and rub her ear again, causing her to shiver in pure ecstasy. She relaxes more and more, efficiently becoming putty in your hands. You decide not to take this any further and are just as happy petting her as you would be pumping her. (wink wink nudge nudge)

You sit there for a while, rubbing your hands through her mane and over her ears but the monotonous silence bored you so you start to speak, only to be cut off by a small snore.

"Wow, you must really like the way my hands feel huh?" You say lowering your head to whisper in her ear. Her ear flops a bit and that causes you to laugh, such an elegant mare looking so uncouth splayed out on a strangers lap. You shake your head and gently prod her awake. "Rarity, you nodded off love. I do believe that we have work to do...."

Just saying, for an elegant mare, Rarity is one hell of a slow waker, that is until you mention work.

"Mm? Whats that?" She yawns. "Work? OH DEAR! I am so sorry for dozing off on you like that love, but your hoofs are simply divine and ever so relaxing!" She sits up quickly and shoots you a look of apology before lifting you onto the platform and resumes measuring.

"Hey don't sweat it Rarity. How about I make you a deal? Since I don't have any bits, and I really hate asking Flutters for cash, how about for every outfit you make me I give you a hour long massage?" You say wiggling your fingers.

She stops measuring for a moment and looks at you. "Well I would normally say no to anypony else but....For you I'll accept. Now how many outfits do you need?"

"Hmm... Well if you have any denim I'd like 3 pairs of jeans if that isn't asking too much?" She shakes her head. "Alright pants, a few shirts and some socks....Yep that's pretty much it."

"Well that can't be all dear! You must simply let me make you a suit, I'm thinking black velvet would go lovely with your caramel skin!"

You raise your eyebrows. "Anything for an extra massage huh?" She stops measuring your inseam and looks at you with a scandalous look on her face.

"Moi? Try to get another massage? Well I never!"

"But it's true yeah?" You wink at her to show that you're joking and she whinnies in irritation.

"That is simply not right, a gentlecolt should never tease!" She stamps her hoof for emphasis.

"Oh really? But that leaves so little fun!"

She rolls her eyes daintily and drops the tape measure after recording your measurements on a clipboard. "OK I have everything, so do try to be back by Monday. I close on Sundays, for me time, so sorry I may need to rush a bit."

"No, I really appreciate this, but one question what is today?" You say stepping off the platform.

"Friday."

"Ah OK, well once again thanks for everything and I really do appreciate this." You say bowing to her.

"Now, now, your making me blush! But it is nothing darling, especially if I get 4 massages!" She says ushering you to the door. "Now ta-ta, I have work to do." With that she gently pushes you out of the door and coses it.

You smile and walk towards the home that you share with Fluttershy. Still uncomfortable walking around in the nude you take the scenic route, only to be tackled from behind.

"Ouch! What the hell?"

"OHMANOHMANOHMAN!" An excited voice says. "You're one of them aren't you?"

"One of what? And GET OFF!" You state, the pony gets off your back and you stand up and turn around to find yourself face to face with a mint green unicorn.

"A human!" Her face is taken up by an insanely huge smile, a little creepy but also quite charming.

You brush yourself off and look at her. "Yes I am, nice to meet you Miss....." You extend your hand to her.

"Lyra, Lyra Heartstrings!" she says enthusiastically shaking your hand between her hooves.

I don't know why but this pony scares me a bit........

AN:

Well there you go, chapter 2! Sorry it took so long, I didn't do this all in one sitting, so I apologize if it seems scattered.

But any who, as you can tell our heroine has met Ponyvilles number one human fanatic and researcher: Lyra Heartstrings.

What does this obsessed mare have in store for Him? Will Fluttershy ever get what she needs from the shops in town? Will He ever bang Rarity? Find out the answers to the questions and more in the next installment of EQUESTRIAN DEBAUCHERY!!!!!

Ouch.

"Oh, Hugh! Its time to eat!" You start awake at the sound of a voice. Blinking blearily you look around.

"Ugh, my head...." You try to rub your head but find your hands restrained by heavy manacles. You begin to thrash around a bit trying to free yourself. You are restrained by a light green magic field.

"YOU!"

Lyra looks at you and smiles. She answers you in a level and sane voice. "Me."

1 day earlier

Lyra is standing in front of you looking at you with a smile that can rival.... Well you haven't really met many smiling ponies. It's a bit unnerving to repete.

"Um, so yeah. Look it was a pleasure to meet you Lyra, but I must get going," you say edging around her. She turns slowly to follow you with her eyes.

"Wait Mr.Human! I know we just met and all but could you do something for me?"

You want to say no, but her golden eyes plead to you. "That depends on what it is..."

"Yay!" She claps her hooves enthusiastically. "Can I play with your hands?"

You shrug. "Sure why not?"

Lyra jumps up and grabs your hand with her hoof and inspects it thoroughly, manipulating and flexing each digit and examining the joints. "Wow these are so cool!" She look at you and smiles again. "Ok, can I suck on your fingers?"

"What!?" You exclaim with a look of confusion and disgust whilst yanking your hand back. "No! What the hell kind of favor is that!?" You step back a bit and hide your hands.

"Pretty please?" She pleads. "With sugar and sprinkles and bacon!?"

"Still no."

Lyra looks crestfallen, her ear flatten and she looks down sadly. "Ok. sorry to bother you." She turns and sadly walks away.

Mm....Goddamn the adorable ponies! You think in frustration. "Hey, Lyra wait!"

She stops and looks at you, instantly attentive. "Yes?"

You sigh. "OK."

"What?"

"I said OK. You can-" you grimace. "Suck on my fingers."

Her eyes light up and she jumps on you. "Really!? Like for real? No GAMES!?"

"Yes. But! But, first you have to tell me why you want too." You answer catching the exuberant mare.

She rests in you arms with a hoof to her chin thinking. "Well, ever since I was a little filly I've been having these dreams. Dreams about being human. Well actually they were mainly about hands." She laughs a bit sheepishly. "It was amazing, seeing all the things that hands can do. I guess my obsession started around then and grew."

You purse your lips and make a puttering noise. "I can see where you're coming from there. When I was younger....I was obsessed with....Something....." Your sentence halts as you try to remember. "Ah, well no matter!" You smile in a slightly ludicrous way and laugh. It was an infectious thing and before you knew it,both you and Lyra are lying on the dirt road laughing harder than ever. After minuets of gasping, you two finally get you breath back.

"So," you say rubbing your hand on the left side of her muzzle. "It would be weird to do this here so lets go hang at your place. After I get my pants of course." You look down an realize you are still nude.

Chuckling you and Lyra walk to Fluttershys home. "I'll be a moment," you say as you walk into the home. You walk to your room and grab your boxers and shredded jeans. "Ok lets go."

You walk to Lyra's home in silence, it was a nice and comfortable silence. "Here we are" she says pointing to a small blue house. She opens the door and ushers you in. "Just sit anywhere and don't worry about my roommate, she's in Canterlot so we can hang for a while." She disappears into the kitchen after you sit down on the couch. Her head pops out from the kitchen as she calls to you. "Hey human, can I just call you Hugh? Its a lot easier."

"Sure, i like it." You smile and chuckle a bit. A few moments later Lyra returns wit a platter holding two glasses of milk and some cookies.

"Oh yeah! Cookies!" you eagerly grab one and dunk it in the cup Lyra levitated toward you. She smiles and watches you devour cookie after cookie. "Hey these are really good Lyra. Why aren't you eating any?"

"Because there aren't anymore." She states flatly. You gulp down the rest of your milk and raise your shoulders in apology.

"Sorry....They were rea...ly...g..o...o..d..Zzzzzz" Your vision fades and you fall forward unconscious.

"Oh, Hugh! Its time to eat!" You start awake at the sound of a voice. Blinking blearily you look around.

"Ugh, my head...." You try to rub your head but find your hands restrained by heavy manacles. You begin to thrash around a bit trying to free yourself. You are restrained by a light green magic field.

"YOU!"

Lyra looks at you and smiles. She answers you in a level and sane voice. "Me."

Sorry for the short chapter and the repeat lines. I have a nice little sub story that's going to be added in here. It about 3 chapters, basically He is captured and forced to fight in the underground. not saying any more

The ring

You stand there with blood dotting your face and dripping off your hands and laugh, the laugh of a man who has lost all reason, one who lives in the void that is insanity and kills because of it.

"Hehehe..."

"P-please I surrender!" the broken griffin lying in front of you says. His face is a mash of bruises and gashes. You simply smile and pick him up by his wings.

"Hehehe..." You grasp his wings and break the left one. SNAP!

"Augh!" His screams of pain echo around the now silent room. "Please no more...." He sobs. "No mo- AUGH!!!"

You smile as he cries and break the other with a merciless twist. you drop the grounded creature and look at him with mild interest.

"Oh, Celestia! Have mercy PLEASE! I SURRENDER!" He's howling at you. You feel nothing.

"Hehe....What is this mercy?" You leer. "You are nothing, a worthless animal that needs to be put down!" You reach down and grab him by the throat, and lean in. "Prepared to die?"

His eyes widen as he thrashes and sobs more.

"HUGH!" You look up and see Lyra looking at you. "You know the rules! NO KILLING!"

Still holding the griffin you tilt your head. "FUCK! YOUR! RULES! BITCH!" You laugh and snap your opponents neck, killing him instantly. The room fills with the screams of the gamblers, and the security.

"GET THAT THING!" The voice belonged to a huge blue stallion. He runs at you- only to be stopped as you punch him directly in the skull, fracturing it and instantly rendering him unconscious.

"Come MY LITTLE PONIES," you spit the last three words out with glee.

1 week previously

"Let me go you bitch!" You strain against her magic and the cuffs. This is crazy!

"Now why would I do that? Thanks to you and your kind I'm in debt with the Pony Mafia!" She walks to you slowly, her eyes gleaming with fire. "Now that I have you I can pay off the debt I owe. But first things first." Her horn glows and the shackles open, and she grasps you fully with her magic levitating you to a table that you did not see previously.

"What the hell are you going to do to me?' You test the restraints, knowing its fruitless.

"Nothing much. I just need you for 2 weeks; the only way for me to pay back my debt is for me to get a fighter to win the underground rings championship. Its enough to pay everything and then some."

"Yeah, I know what you're getting at and you can go fuck yourself with a spiked dildo you crazy cunt," you say straight faced.

Lyra smiles and gently caresses your face with a hoof. "Ah, Hugh... If only you knew how silly you sound." She turns away and you see her levitate a book over and start to read it. "Mhm.. So I'll need that and this too?" She is mumbling whilst going through what you think is a checklist.

What the hell does she want? "Hey you crazy!" you call to her. "What are you do-HRK!"

"Don't call me crazy." Her voice is level. But it's like the calm before the storm: you here rage kept in check just barely under the surface. "Okay?" She says sweetly.

The pressure on your throat vanishes leaving you coughing and gasping for air. "Ok!"

"Now! I'm going to preform a spell on you- it is permanent, but its harmless! I'm going to increase your muscle mass and strength by 35%." Before you can respond her horn glows.

"Augh! NNN! AH!" The chords on your neck stand out as the spell takes hold. You fell your muscles writhing and growing. It itches like hell, it makes you feel as though you are about to come out of your skin. Finally after what seems like an eternity it is over.

"Now that was only one of the three spells."

Of course. You sigh heavily and look at yourself. Your lanky limbs have been remade into thick bunches of wiry muscle. "Well at least I get to be sexier," you laugh, trying to make the best of things. Lyra looks at you and shakes her head.

"Okay here are the last two spells. Now  I have to cast them simultaneously for them to works properly."

You raise your eyebrows, having just resigned to the fact that you wouldn't be able to escape. "And what do they do?"

Lyra laughs and gently kisses your forehead. "Now if I told you that where would be the fun in that? But I shall tell you one, it's a fail safe; if you get too close to dying it will activate, giving you a temporary boost to pain resistance and nullifying every though accept winning."

You close your eyes and begin to feel as though you are being burned alive. You try to scream but find that you cant move. You lie there unable to react as your body heats up more and more. You can't feel anything but the fire.

Your mind snaps. You surrender to the madness and its blessed coolness.

You open your eyes and find yourself in a strange room. "Whoa. Dude that was some crazy shit." You raise your hand to your face, or rather you stop when you realize your wrist is corded with muscle. "It was real? Oh god I went insane..."

The door opens and Lyra walks in laughing. "I command you to wrap your hands, griffin feathers are sharp."

You narrow your eyes and look at her. "What?" You stand slowly and walk to her. "What did you just say?"

Her eyes shrink to pinpricks and she cowers at your face. "This is the last fight! I put a memory spell on you so you wouldn't be conscious, but your body would follow orders and defend itself!" She is curled up and whimpering.

Your face curls in disgust. "Get up you great lump!" You gently help her stand and you crouch so your eyes are level. "You know I would have gladly helped you out if you had asked." Your voice is gentle. You aren't mad, just a bit disappointed.

Lyras ears flatten and she looks down. "Oh well, no matter! So I'm going against a griffon huh? ALLONS-Y!"

The music stops as you step into the ring.

A pony in a referee shirt stand in the middle and introduces eveyone.

"LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUNDS FINAL MATCH! IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE OUR UNDEFEATED CHAMP: JOSHUA! The crowd cheers for the hulking brute of a griffin that is your opponent.

Shit.

AND IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE OUR UNDEFEATED CHALLENGER: THE HUMAAN!

The colt leaves the ring leaving you to face your opponent.

The music starts.

You smile and rush him- only to be struck by his knee as he rockets upward knocking you on your ass.

Mm! That hurts! Spitting out the blood you stand, only to be knocked over as he dive bombs you from behind. You feel your ribs crack and you bellow in pain.

"AUGH! YOU FUCKING COWARDLY BIRD! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"

He simply laughs and lands.

You circle each other, neither willing to let the other get behind them.

You are aware of the crowd screaming.

"Kill it Joshua!"

"Don't loose Griffin! I have a caboodle on you!"

"Waste that thing!"

"Just get it over! I got somepony to rut after this!"

Your eye twitches. This is gonna be really bad for my moral...

Joshua rushes you when he notices your distraction, what follows is a flurry of punches and kicks that leave you broken and bleeding on the ground.

"Is that all you have? After all this hype about you, you cant even hit me." Joshua laughs and spits on your limp form.

No. I refuse. I won't give. You slowly get to your knees. "I....huff....Refuse.... To... FAIL!" You finally get to your feet, a fire in your eyes. You spit out blood and a few teeth and take your stance. You raise your fist and swing.....

Only to miss.

Joshua watches and laughs as your punch not only misses, but you tumble to the floor. Your eyes begin to close. He laughs and kicks you viciously in the head a few times. That was not enough for him though, he flies up and preforms his legendary finisher: The Elbow Drop of Death.

When he lands on you, you feel your ribs break and blood sprays out of your mouth and your lung begin to fill with blood.

Well that was an embarrassing loss....I wonder if Flutters misses me.... You begin to fade into unconsiousness.

"Hugh!"

Lyras voice sounds out through the haze.

"Command Number 36.2983!"

You feel energy flood back into your body. You writhe as your ribs reknit and you cough violently expelling all of the blood from your lungs. You feel your muscles swell increasing your strength again but you also slowly slip into madness. You slowly stand and cackle madly. "Command Accepted!"

Joshua looks at you with surprise on his face. He takes a step back, and then another.

"Aww whats wrong?" You say in a fake simpering voice. "Does the widdle birdie not wanna play?" You rush forward and land an impossibly fast right hook on him. He stumbles back and you hit him again, and again. Your fists are blurs, blood is beginning to splatter everywhere. He is too dazed to do anything, you stomp his knee, breaking it.

The sound of his scream over powers the music for a moment.

"Oh Celestia!" He tries to scoot back but you bring your right foot across the left side of his beak, cracking it. He lies on his back with blood pouring down his face. "I-I concede!"

You chuckle madly and hit him. "There is no surrendering against me! The penalty for loosing is death!"

You wind your leg up and kick him in the ribs, sending him flying across the ring with a wet sickening crunch. He lies there broken and bleeding. You slowly walk to him and begin mercelesly wailing on him, each punch breaking a bone, his blood spraying. After 30 seconds you stand and lick the blood off of your face.

-Back to present-

The ponies run screaming out of the building and even the bouncers are afraid.

"Did you guys see that!? He took down Blueberry!" A red stallion stared at you in disbelief. "We cant do this! Get the unicorns in here!"

A whistle blows and next thing you know you are in multiple magic chains.

"Lyra! Whats the meaning of this?" The voice came from a unicorn. "You know there is no killing in this game!"

"I am sorry Mr. Rich! That is how humans are, I tried to remove the instinct to kill but i guess I failed."

Filthy looks at you, you smile maniacally and laugh.

"Oh Mr. Rich! Do you have any more ponies for me to play with? The last one broke to easy." You giggle madly and lick the remaining blood off of your lips. "Even his blood tastes weak. Puny creature, I hope the next one puts up more of a fight......" You wink and blow a kiss at him and collapse into insanity driven giggles.

Rich shudders and looks at Lyra. "Here take your winnings and that rabid monster and don't ever let me see you two again!" He levitates a big bag of bits to Lyra.

She turns to you smiling. "Lets go, Command 32.2983 disengage and terminate."

Your eye twitches and you pass out as your brain destroys the memory or the command and its use.

Here you go the next chapter, i know it sucks and I am so sorry but i just wanted a good little fight in here. so yeah thats it, the original story will be back in the next chapter so prepare your anus and what not.

Aftermath

"Hey, wake up! C'Mon! Get up! Please......" Lyra's voice is gentle and pleading. You feel water dripping on your face.

"Ugh...My head." You sit up and find yourself back at her home. You find yourself disoriented and unable to stand.

"No don't get up! You are still weak!" Her hoofs restrain you from getting up.

"As soon...huff...as I can...huff....stand we are gonna talk.." You pant. You look at her and she is smiling a bit, but the look of worry is written all over her face and there are tears in her eyes. Huh, I wonder why she looks like someone almost died? "Ok, what the hell happened- and tell me the truth."

She opened her mouth but closes it when you ask for the truth. "Well, as I told you before I kinda needed you because I owed some ponies some money. Well I borrowed it to conduct research."

"Research? What for?" You manage to sit up, and Lyra looks at you sadly.

"It was on humans. I knew that you guys exist, or rather existed." Tears begin to slide down her face. "I-I'm sorry. I have to say that to you first." She begins to cry in earnest, her shoulders shaking with sobs.

You embrace her and stoke her mane. "Shh, its okay. You don't have to say anything" You kiss the top of her head and rock back and forth, lulling her back to silence. She sniffles and wraps her front hooves around you and begins to talk in a shaky muffled voice.

"It went nowhere and I abandoned the project and skipped town I was in but they found me and dragged me back here! They gave me a month to get the cash and I knew that I couldn't get it. I was a dead mare..." Her voice trails off and the tears start up again. "Oh but then I saw you!" She smiles again. "I already work in the underground and knew the money that was at stake, so I kinda kidnapped you and made you work for me for 2 weeks...." She smiles weakly.

"Well, it seems like I got the short end of the stick....." You smile and grab her flank with your free hand. "And your about to get the long end."

"What? Hey! Stop it!" She blushes and tries to escape your grasp as your hand wanders all over her cutie marks.

You stop and feign surprise. "Oh, terribly sorry Madam." You release her and she jumps out of you lap onto the floor. you smile sheepishly and rub your hands on your tattered pants. "Well, I think it'd be best if I just go.....So yeah......I'm not gonna say a thing about you kidnapping me but we are going to deal with this." You stand and walk to the door, only to be stopped by her magic.

"No! I mean....you don't have to leave if you don't want too..." You can hear the blush in her voice.

I knew it. You grin inwardly and turn to face her. She is looking off to the side, kicking the floor gently with a hoof. Her cheeks are streaked with a pale rose tinge.

I wonder.... "If you want me to stay all you have to do is as-"

"Willyoupleasestayherewithmeforalittlebitlonger!? EEP!" She covers her mouth and her pale rose cheeks go into a full blush.

You smile gently. "Of course I can stay."

It's weird. Here I am sitting on a couch with nuzzling your captor. Life is funny like that sometimes though.

You chucle a bit causing Lyra to look at you funny.

"Sorry I was just thinking about how strange it is to be nuzzling my ex-captor." She blushes and looks down chewing her lip. "Hey come on, I didn't mean it like that....." You gently lift her face and she surprises you by kissing you. Breaking the kiss you look at her with raised eyebrows. "Well....That escalated quickly." She giggles and kisses you again, this time with a lot more passion. Your tongues wrestle for domanance while moans emenate from deep in your throats.

"Well that was nice," you say panting. Lyra nods just as breathless as you.

She looks you in the eyes, hers filled with lust, and opens her mouth only to close it. She does this twice before she actually says anything. "Umm....How would you like to take th-this s-somewhere more c-comfortable?" The blush on her cheeks is even deeper than before and she is looking away.

"Sure...I see no reason why not," you answer grinning. She looks at you again, her eyes sparkling

"Really? Um, you do know what I mean right?"

You raise your eyebrows and give her a disbeleaving look. "No, I just thought we were going to make a pillow fort! Of course I know what you mean! I'm not a complete simpleton." She blushes and looks away.

"Sorry, I didn't mean it like that....I just wanted to make sure you really wnted the same3 thing I did."

"No, its okay. Im the one who was being rude. But yes I do want this, so lead the way."

Lyra jumps off oif you and whips her tail around, giving you a quick glance at her tightlipped marehood and plot.

Well, I never thought I would want to bang an animal....But these beings here they technically are the humans of the world, I guess that means its okay.... You stand and follow Lyra through the small house to the equally small bedroom. She jumps onto the bed and adopts a rather sexy pose, you dont see it though your gaze is trained on the instrament in the corner.

"No way! Say you swear, this is real!" There in the corner was a beautiful mahogany acoustic guitar. You walk over to it and pick it up. "May I?" Lyrah huffs and shrurgs. Smiling you pluck afew strings at random making sure that the insrament was tuned. You belt a few chords out and mess up.

"Shit....fuck...." You fix yourself and begin to play.

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.

Fate grabs you by the wrist and derects you where to go..

You stop playin after a moment and set the guitar down, feeling a bit meloncholy. "Well, that kinda ruined my mood...."

Lyra wraps her hooves around your neck and kisses your cheek. "Its okay Hugh.... I will make you feel better....."

She gently turns you around and plants another kiss on your lips, all the while slolwy dragging you to the bed. You lie on your back and she climbs on you, never breaking the kiss. Your arms circle her and begin to play in her mane and trail down her back.

"Mm, yas...Like that....." She breaks the kiss and begins shuddering at your administrations. "Oh, you're making my heart flutter..."

Flutter....flutter....OH SHIT FLUTTERSHY!!!!!! You sit up quickly disrupting Lyra with a yelp. "Oh god! Lyra, I forgot about Fluttershy!!!" You begin to stand but find yourself held by her magic.

"Don't worry! I sent her a letter when you were unconsious, so she knows that you are okay....."

You stll struggle to escape. "I don't care, I need to see her!"

"NO! I FINALLY HAVE YOU HERE AND WE ARE GOING TO FUCK!!!! I DO NOT WANT MY VIRGINTY TO BE HERE A MOMENT LONGER!!!!!!!"

You abruptly stop and look at her, mouth open. "Come again dear?"

She lets you go and turns away. "I said I want you to be my first..."

You smile and pick her up, kissing her gently. "As you wish my little lover...." You cradle her in one arm and let your free hand wander all over her body causing her to moan and squeal with delight. You place your hand on her chest and trail it downward, stopping at her nipples. You gently rub them, causing her to give a hearty moan and convluse.

"No way, did you com from just having your nipples rubbed?" She blushes even more and furiously shakes her head no. You smile and tweak her left nipple making her yelp. "Don't lie to me.....I can just leave you like this and go on my merry way," you say with a bit of cruelty.

She bites her lip and shakes her head no. "Please, don't leave.... I' sorry I just wans't expecting it to be so quick before I came...."

"I understand." You lay her on her back and kiss her neck trailing down her torso, each kiss making her shudder and moan.

"H-hey what are you do- OH DEAR CELESTIA!!!!"

Her voice changes pitch as you latch onto one of her nipples and begin to gently suckle it, flicking it with your tongue and gently rolling it in your teeth. She squeals at each gesture and her front hooves glue themselves to the back of your head as she cums again, bucking towards our face in jerky movements.

"Wow, if you came that hard from me playing with your nipples I wonder what will happen when I do this....?" You remove her hooves and plant a kiss on her soaking wet slit. This has got to be the sweetest tasting pussy ever!!!!!! She jumps slightly and mewls, to spent from her last orgasm to do anything more. "Would you like to take a break Lyra?" She nods jerkily and tries to say something, but all that came oiut was a weak gasp."Shh....Its fine, just rest...."

After a modecum of strength returned to her Lyra jumps on you and begins to grind on your goin.

"C'mon! I wanna see what you're made of!"

"No." Her face falls and she looks at you sadly. "I never got a chance to finish what I was doing....." You flip her on her back again and kiss her marehood, causing her to gasp.

"W-what are YOU doing?" Her voice rises as your tongue swipes her slit.

You laugh and blow air on her now stiff clit. "I am doing what I want before I have sex with you." You plunge your tongue into her and gently stroke her from the inside. Her spine convulses and her breathing is getting more and more ragged.

"Stop! Stop please!! I can't take any more I'm gonna CU~AAAHHH!!!!" She cums, covering your face in her juices.

You simply wipe your face off and stare at the spent mare lying below you. "You good for one more?"

She smiles and answers you by kissing you passionatly, her tongue wrapping around yours. "That answer your question? Now stop sitting there and fuck me!"

She rolls onto her hooves and presents her backside to you, her green and white tail flicking in anticipation. You kneel down and pull off your pants and whistle, She wasn't lying when she said my muscles were going to be 35% bigger haha. Bringing yourself back to the present gently push into her. It felt as though you slid into an extra tight preheated glove. It was marvelous! Oh god, she's so hot! My dick feels like its gonna melt!

"Ahh.....It's so thick! I fell like I'm gonna burst...." She moans, as you enter her but cries out in pain as you break through her hymen. "Owowowowwww!"

"Do you want me to stop?" She nods, tearing up a bit.

"That hurt a lot more than I thought it would....." Her voice is unsteady and you feel her legs beggining to shake. "I can't stand up any more! My legs are too weak!"

"Its okay. I'll hold you," you say gently, grabbing her haunches helpind her stay upright. "Is it okay for me to move yet?" She nods so you slowly pull back and thrust forward slowly meeting her hindquarters with a quet slap. You keep this rythum up untill she slams back on you ordering you to move faster. You comply, thrusting forward harder and harder, each time making her yelp and gasp with pleasure.

"Oh, yesh~! Faster! Im gonna cum!" Her cries become more and more desperate as she gets pushed closer and closer to the edge. After a few moments of frantic bucking you feel her walls beging to pulse so you reach under her with your right hand and pinch her clit.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Her voice echos around the room as she cums, her arehood clampind down on you like a vice and pulsing, making you cum and add your voice to hers. You rub her clit as she screams, elongating her orgasm well past her limits, causing her to faint. You smile and tuck her into her bed, get dressed and leave.

You limp to Fluttershys, your groin to a beating, and open the door.

"Flutters? You here I'm bacK!" You are startled as a yellow and pink blur tackles you sobbing.

"Oh thank the goddesses! I was so worried!" Fluttershy cried against your chest. "I thought you were mad at me for parading you around nude and chaining you i-in the y-yard...." At this point she is crying too hard for you to understad her.

"Shh....Shh...It's okay Shy. I could never be mad at you....I just got a bit lost on my way home is all."

She looks at you with puffy eyes. "R-really?" You nod. "Pinkie promise?"

You have no clue what a Pinkie promisse is but you agree anyways. "I promise Fluttershy. I promise."

She sits back and actually looks at you and realizes your body is more toned.

"What happened? You weren't this, this heavily muscled before."

"It was a bit of help from a friend, but dot worry I am totally fine," you smile for emphasis.

She smiles and tackles you in a hug again crying with hapiness, until a voice interrupts you.

"So 'Shy is this your missing pet?"

You look up and find yourself surrounded by 5 other ponies.

Shit.......

Im which you meet the rest of the mane 6 and learn about wingboners.

"So Shy, is this him?" The voice comes from a blue pegasus with an awesome polychromatic mane.

You release Fluttershy and stand up. You look around and decide it is best to introduce yourself.

"Yes, I am her 'pet' but who are you all.... Oh hi Rarity! Im terribly sorry about not picking up my clothing, I got, well lost in a sense." You say bowing to her.

She simply smiles and waves a hoof. "Thats all right dear, I actually brought it with me today."

You grin and shake your head in a slow circle. "Hm, well tha-"

"Hi! I'm Pinkie! So you're new to town huh? That means that I get to throw a party! Yay! Hey why do you smell like blood and sex? Huh? Huh?" An exhuberant pink mare with curly hair bounces to you stopping you cold.

"Umm....Well, uh. Fuck......" You have no clue how to react, and Fluttershy sniffs you and frowns.

"Pinkies right! Who did you rut!? Tell me!" Her eyes lock onto yours and freeze you in place.

"Lyra." You sigh. "I said I got lost, she helped me and one thing led to another and well....." You hang your head. "Im sorry Shy. It was-" You are cut off as her hoof colides with your cheek.

"Stop talking. Go to the bathroom. Clean up. Come back when you are decent. Do you understand me?"

"Yes Ma'am," you say rubbing your cheek. You slink out of the room and catch a snippet of the blue mares sentance: "Wow Fluttershy, that was so not like you-"

You find your way to the bathrom and bathe, but are unable to find a towl. Looking around you see Angel Bunny looking at you with a towel in his mouth. "Hey Angel bro, can I have that towel please?" He shakes his head. "Please?" He shakes his head again making you sigh in frustration. You get upan reach for him, but he jumps away. "Really? Fine lets go bunny man!"

You begin to chase the rabbit, trying to get the towel. The little bastard gives you one hell of a ru n around, but he drops the towel in the living room and scampers off.

"Haha!" You exclaim picking up the towel. "I won you...lit...tle.....ba....." You look around and realize you are nude in front of Fluttershy and her friends. "Er......'Ello ladies, nice day huh?" You try to cover yourself but Angel grabs the towel and scampers away. Damn rabbit. Blushing furiously you simply sit on the floor next to Fluttershy and wait.

"Anyways.....Twilight what did the princess say?" Flutershy said quietly.

"Um what?" Twilight, the purple unicorn, was staring at you like you were a sience project. "Oh she said she came here and met him, he seems to be harmless to us, and can I please study him? The princess didn't say that that was me! He is just such an interesting creature, please?" She turned and started begging Fluttershy.

Fluttershy begins running a hoof through your hair thinking. "Well its up to him." She turns to you and raises an eyebrow.

"Well, I guess I don't mind. As long as there aren't needles." You shudder.

"Oh goody! When can we start?" Twilight claps her hooves together and squeals.

"Well can I have a few days? I mean I just got back and I really missed Fluttershy." You turn and hug the pegasus for emphasis, and your hands touch her wings causing them to flap open with a loud POMF! She squels, pushes you off and runs in the direction of her room. A very uncomfortable silence falls over the room.

"Wow, thats awkward...." The blue pegqasus says.

"Awkward? Dafuq just happened!?" You look at the pony bewildered.

She laughs at you and when she realizes you were serious she stops. "You really don't know?"

You shake your head. "I have seen that happen to her like twice, but I never worked up the courage to ask her...."

"Hold on there sugarcube. You sayin that you t-touched her like that and ain't even know what it ment? Rainbow, I think it's best you explain it to him" The tan pony wearing a brown stetson hat says.

The cyan mare, Rainbow, still looking embarrassed, nods in agreement. She beckons you to come in closer so you do and she begins to speak with a low voice.

"Look, that is something you do when you're alone. The reason is a pegasis wings are very......sensative if you know what I mean." She makes a very sexual gesture to ephasize her point.

".....Wait. So I just told her that...."

"Yep."

"And in front of you all..... Well I just screwed up." Not only did I just insinuate that I wanted to fuck, I did it in front of her friends.... You cover your face and then run a hand through your jet black hair. "Well I guess you all think I am a perveted little animal huh?"

"No, of course not dear, you simply made a mistake," Rarity says.

"Hey, don't get so mopey dopey! Just go apologize! Fluttershy will understand," Pinkie says bouncing around.

"Yep, I'm with Pinkie on this. I recon Shy will understand."

Twilight nods in agreement. "Wingboners are natural, heck I saw Celestia like that once......Boy it was weird....." Twilight stops talking and looks around. "What?"

You simply get up, covering your genitals, and edge out the room.

You aproach Fluttershys room and hear her soft cries from inside.

"Hey, Flutters?" You gently knock on the door.

"Leave me *sniff* alone!"

"Look, I came to say sorry....I honestly had no clue as to what that ment and I feel really bad about embarassing you in front of your friends, so can I come in..... please?"

She dosen't answer so you take it as a yes and walk into the room. You stop when you see her. She is curled up into a ball sniffling, her wings still extended. You sigh and sit down next to her.

"Flutters, I am so sorry. I really had no Idea what a position you would be in by me hugging you like that."

"Its okay, but thats not the reason I am crying."

"Really?" The look on your face is utter confusion. "Then whats wrong?"

"I can't make .y wings go down...."

"Why not?"

She turns bright red and pushes her front hooves together in a nervous manner. "W-well....Once a month mares g-get....." Her voice trails off and she hides her face in her hair.

"Should I go ask one of your friends?" She nods and squeaks.

As you make your way back to the living room you stop and peek into your room and see clothes neatly folded on your bed. "Rarity, I love you!" You whisper. After donning a pair of jeans and socks, leaving your muscular chest unclothed, you enter the room and see the 5 mares looking at you expectantly.

"Ok, she is okay, but she can't uh... undo the 'tent'. She told me to come and ask you all about it, but I have a feeling that it is something that I probably wouldn't want to know. She said something sbout once a month, then she turned REALLY red."

The group looked rather uncomfortable and they all shifted their gaze to Twilight.

"Um, well you see once a month, its called estrus, a mares hormones increase and she, ahem, she is very fertile, and sensitive....." The last word was a whisper.

Your eye twitches and you fall on your ass heavily. "So you are tellin me that for the next week, she is gonna be walking about like that?"

Twilight nods, her face red as a tomato. "Um, you can help her bu-" She is cut off as the rest of the group pilws on her.

"Oh dear would you look at the time, we must be going! Tata dear!" The group of mares run to the door leaving you there in the living room.

Well I guess I should go tell her I understand... You sigh and walk to Fluttershys room but stop when you hear moans emenating from her door.

"Hey, you okay in there Flutters?"

"Eep! I mean yes, I'm fine! No need to come in~!"

You narrow you eyes and walk in anyways, and freeze when you see what is going on:

Fluttershy is lying on her back one hoof rubbing her marehood, the other rubbing her wings.

"What. The. Hell?"

She squeals and rolls over onto her stomach and you back out of the room slowly.

"Nopenopenope. I didn't see a damn thing."

Estrus Day 0- Finding substitutions

After seeing Fluttershy lying on the floor masturbating you find yourself more than a bit disturbed. You understand that it is the hormones but you are still uneasy. Extremely uneasy.... Walking to the living room you find yourself eye to eye with Angel bunny who was resting on the mantle.

"Hey Bunny man, thanks for being a dick." He smiles and twitches his nose. "Yeah, yeah, I get it. You smelled her hormones and set me up you little fucker." He smiles again and flips you the bird before dissapearing.

"How the fuck- you know what? I give up. This shit is too crazy." You walk over to the table situated in the middle of the living room and jot down a quick note:

"Fluttershy, Sorry but I needed to clear my head. I will only be gone for q few hours, but dont worry I can handle myself.

Love your not so little Pet."

Leaving the note taped to her door (you could still hear her going to town- moaning and squealing), you don a shirt and your shoes, thankfully Fluttershy kept them for you, and proceed to Lyras home.

Why am I going back to her house?

The answer was simple: that guitar. That beautiful mahogany body with ebony frets and silver knobs.... It was a work of art and the sound, It was heavanly.

Shaking your head, you realise that you never stepped off of the front step. Sighing you quickly trot through the outskirts of town, until you come to the place you were looking for.

"Lyra, open up it's me!" You knock gently on the door and are suprised when is creaks open."Hello? Lyra?" Your voice echoes throughout the home. Feeling nervous you proceed to enter and look around. Though you had only been gone a few hours the change was undeniable. The place was quiet, almost dead.

"Lyra.......You here?" The silence mocks you, throwing distorted echoes at you. Feeling more than worried you rush towards her room and bust the door open.

She lay there, breathing heavily and whimpering in her sleep.

"Oh thank the gods above!" You take off your shoes and gently gather the mare up to your chest after crawling in her bed. You look at her face and see that her eyes were swollen and puffy, almost like she was crying.

"Lyra, wake up," you croon gently shaking her.

"But Daddy...I don't wanna go...zzzzzz," She moans in her sleep and nuzzles against you sighing. You chuckle at the sight of this mare, so blissfully unaware of you. You shake her again, and still no response.

Okay I refuse to do this again......Wait, this should work though. You decide to play sleep creep. You lay her on her back  and her tail instinctively covers her vulnerable underside. Smiling you readjust her tail so she is exposed to you. You lower your mouth........and blow a big rasberry on her tummy. She bolts to conciousness laughing.

"BWAHAHAA!! Pl- please....haha! Stop! I can't breathe!" Her hooves push your face off of her while she laughs. "Oh dear Celestia, please never wake me up like that again!" She still hasn't realized who had woken her up.

"Aww, why not? It was funny!" You purse your lips and blow a rasberry in her direction.

"Hugh!" She squeals when she hears your voice and tackles you in a hug. "Where did you go? I was so scared when I woke up and you were gone!" She buries her head in you chest and inhales your scent.

"I told you I had to go home. I had to check on Fluttershy- oh and she knows by the way."

"Knows what!?" Lyras head snapped up and her voice was filled with panic.

"Don't worry, I simply said I got lost and you helped me. Oh and that we fucked....." You chuckle and scratch the back of your head. Lyras eyes grew bigger and bigger. "Don't worry she wasn't mad, though she did pop me good." You rub your jaw where she struck you.

Lyra looks down and you feel tears hit you forearm. "I was so scared when I woke up. I thought you weren't going to come back....I though that it was a dream.. A really nice and sexy dream, but a dream all the same."

You purse your lips and think about what she said. "Yeah right, as if you could dream up my smexy ass self!" You chuckle a bit but Lyra still looks down. "Hey, don't worry I may have to take care of Fluttershy," you poke her in the side making her laugh. "But now I can care for you too." Your voice is sincere, and you realize that you actually care for her, strange as it was. "But right now I have a problem, Flutters is....uh lets say 'indisposed' at the moment... And I was wondering if I could borrow that guitar? It will help me keep her relaxed and not try to strain herself....or me."

Lyra looks at you with her head cocked to the side, but shrugs. "Okay, but promise you will come back and visit me as much as possible."

You grin and spread your arms. "Am I one to lie? Wait, don't answer that!" Lyra chuckles as you try, and succeed, at distracting her. "Thanks Lyra. But one ore thing...."

"What?"

"Can I call you my sweet mint pony?" You make a kissy face towards her as you say it, trying to make her say yes.

"No"

"Aww, why not? How about mint cream?" You lick your lips at the thought of your favorite ice cream.

"No bucking way."

"My minty play thing?"

"I will buck you in the knee if you say one more thing." She growls.

"One. More. Thing." You say in a mocking tone. "One ore thi-augh! Goddamnit!" Lyra bucked you in the shin cutting off your sentance. "Thats it! The gloves are off!" You jump on her and begin to tickle her without mercy.

"Stop! Bwahaha! Please! I can't breathe! I gotta pee!" Her words were broken up by fits of laughter.

"Yeah right," you scoff. "You just want me to let you go-oh that gross....." You jump back a bit as a stream of urine leaves her body and splashes on your pants.

Lyra looks at you, her face a deep red, and huffs. "Damnit! I said stop!" Getting up she leaves the room and a few moments later you hear a toilet flush. "Take the guitar and go. You just made me really mad." Her voice sounds from the bathroom as you hear the shower turn on.

I have the strangest boner right now..... Sighing you grab the guitar and head home.

Hey, hows it goin bros? My name is Jay Cruiz and umm yeah sorry for the long wait, I was lookin for a job and found one and kinda forgot about this, my other story had my mind busy.....

E. Day 01- Shes being passive agressive and manipulative to get sex

        Sleep didn't come easily last night, the thought of Shy being all rapey made you a bit nervous. you would nod off only to jerk awake at the cottage creaking, or the sounds of animals calling you to each other. I think its funny how the sounds of nature are just thousands of bugs and animals trying to get laid, you scoff toy yourself and roll over, trying to sleep and almost succeeding a few times. After hours of tossing and turning you fall into a restless sleep, dead to the world around you.

        "Little one.....Wake up.......Momma has breakfast." You groan and turn away from the voice. "Don't be like that, you'll like it, just open your mouth."

Groaning you roll over to the voice and open your mouth, and feel something warm and moist on your lips.

        "Theres a good boy! Now close your mouth and suck..."

        You sleepily oblige and suck, feeling something warm and creamy squirt into your mouth. Mm, it's almost like I'm being breast fed, you think sleepily, gulping down the mysterious liquid. BREAST FED?!?!?!? You open your eyes and find yourself looking at a creamy swath of Fluttershys lower stomach, and realize the object in your mouth was one of her mammary glands. Spitting the nipple out with an indignant squawk you pull back. "Fluttershy! What the hell?"

The little pony shrunk back a bit at your voice and whimpered. "I-I'm sorry! Its just that I produce milk when I'm in heat and I can't get it out and it gets really painful. Normally I have Aloe or Lotus help me, but they are away for the week and it just was h-hurting s-so much!" By the end of her explanation she was crying heavily. Looking at her you feel bad; she gave you a home, compassion and many other things that you never knew of, and you repay her by yelling.

        "L-listen Shy-baby, I'm sorry for yelling at you. I mean I would've helped you out if you had just asked instead of doing this to me in my sleep," you say gathering her to your chest. She cries softly and you cuddle her, rocking and making gentle crooning noises in the back of your throat. "Shh, shh, don't cry I promise I will help you feel better...." You plant a kiss on her lilac scented mane and gently rub her neck.

        After a moment she quiets down and sighs. "Thank you...I really appreciate it, s-so, um......c-can you finish? If that's not too much trouble that is...."

"Not at all," you say nuzzling her. You lay her on her back, and after planting a quick kiss on her lips you grab a nipple in your mouth and begin to suck. Moaning throatily, she raises her hips up and presses her hooves on the back of your head.

        "Ohhhh~! Thats feels soo nice," she says in a husky voice. "Suck harder, please..."

Her milk trickles into your mouth, tasting of cream, happiness and a deep uninterrupted lust. Fuck, she is gonna want sex after thi-. Your thoughts are interrupted as she squeals and you fell something warm and wet splash against your collarbone. Releasing the nipple you  swipe a finger in the liquid and smell it. "............Its cum.. You came on me, just from having your nipples sucked?" The cream colored pegasus blushes a deep red and hides he face in her hooves. "Ni-i-ice!" You smile and without a bit of warning latch on to her leaking nipple and suck with the force of a Thai prostitute.

She screams in pleasure and surprise and falls limp, as the feeling of slowly being drained causes a great lethargy to over take her small form.

After what seems like forever, the flow of milk stops and you try the other breast, only to get the same result.

        "Well Flutte-uh........you okay?" Fluttershy lay on her back in a near catatonic state, babbling incoherently and twitching. "I guess not..." Picking up the near paralyzed pony you carry her to her room and tuck her in. "Take a nap and hopefully you feel better later." Placing a gentle kiss on her brow you leave her to dream.

        After showering you don your clothes and head over to Twilights. The door to the library was closed seeing how it was almost literally the asscrack of dawn. Facepalming at your stupidity you begin to walk around and explore the town to pass the time. At first it was fun and quiet, but you begin to feel as though someone is following you. Spinning you look behind you, but al you see is a manhole (or is it a ponyhole?) cover spinning.

        "I swear to god if Weeping Angles are real here I will kill myself..." Sighing you turn around and come face to face with the aforementioned being, only it was in pony form. Almost immediately your eyes begin to water and your heart beats become a frantic symphony of distress. "Nonononooooooooo! I don't want to die!" You stand there looking at the statue for a good 2 minuets when a hoof descends on your shoulder and spins you around.

Before you can say a word a pair of midnight blue lips lock onto yours for a moment before a blinding flash of light leaves you alone with the faint smell of violets. Looking befuddled you turn and see the statue again, upon closer inspection it was a regular angel who fell into disarray.

        Sighing you sit at the statues feet and watch the sun rise, something that you always wanted to do. Exhaling you watched your breath leak out on this chilly morning and look at the town as it wakes. Ponies rushing from here to there, shouting, and bellowing to get their things, but before you know it it is midday and the center of town is empty.

What was up with that random ass kiss? You gently press your fingers to your lips and walk home.

        "Oh good you're here. Thanks for telling me where you went little one...."

        "Shy, I'm a full three feet taller than you." You look at her with a blank face. "And its your fault. You woke me up at five in the daggon morning to mi-"

        "Whatever, blame me for what nature is doing. Real nice asshole." She huffs and walks away, leaving you confuzzled and feeling like the bad guy.

        "Wut?" You run your hand through your hair and sigh. "Okay Flutters you are right, I was being insensitive towards you. I understand that its the hormones and all tha- why are you looking at me like that?"

Her eyes were narrowed and her tail flicked back and forth. "You. Me. Room. Now."

        "No."

And that is how you wound up naked, chained to a bed with her plot right in front of you......

        "Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice."

You lay there staring at her backside, trying to figure out what to do.You exhale heavily, blowing on her marehood and plot, she shivers and lets out a small moan. "Oh, you like that huh?" She lets out a small whine to answer you.

"Oh well I am going to sleep." You smile and close your eyes, with the intent of actually sleeping. You get comfortable, or rather you tried to until she sat on your face. "MPH!" You try to push her off, but the handcuffs stopped you.

"Ah, ah~. If you want me to get off, then get me of!" She giggles at her word play, and gasps when you start licking her urgently. Your tongue works at a feverish pace, unleashing a merciless assault on her, each swipe a vicious blow to her already low breaking point. Latching onto her clit you suck it as hard as you can, and almost immediately a torrential flood of fluids flow into your mouth and nose. The combination of the lack of air and "juices" in your lungs made you pass out.

You open your eyes and rub your sticky face. "Ugh...." Rolling off the bed you stretch and head to the bathroom, aware of your nudity but not the fact that there was more than one voice emanating from the kitchen. After washing your face you feel your stomach growl and head to the kitchen.

"_and then I said if you want me to get off, get me off." Fluttershy giggled as she retold the previous nights to her guest.

"Wow Fluttershy, I didn't think you had it in you..........." Twilights voice cuts off as she sees you leaning against the door. "Um.....hi..." You smirk and simply grab an apple off the table and begin to walk away. "Wait, how are you feeling?"

Smirking you bite into the apple and chew thoughtfully. "Well, I actually feel fine, considering I almost drown earlier," you say wiggling your eyebrows at Fluttershy, who blushed a deep red. "So let me guess, you came here to see if I was ready?" Twilights blush was an easy enough answer. "Do I look ready?" You spread your arms out int the classic 'come at me bro' stance.

She giggles and points at your groin. "You look ready for something.."

"Okay, I'm going to go get dressed, so stop looking at my dick, and me and you are going to talk later," you say turning from Twilight to Fluttershy. Smiling slightly you exit the room and stop once you are out of sight, eager to heard more.

"Well, he seems to be recovered. I cant wait to actually talk to and study him," Twilights voice was quiet and eager.

"Well be careful, he is quite easily startled. And he tends to lash out when he gets scared and stuff..." You roll your eyes and go get dressed. You walk back to the kitchen and find both mares giggling like mad.

"Okay can we go? I need to find some stuff before we start."

"What?"

Sighing you rub your face and explain the concept of real leather gloves. "They are really fucking dourable and I need a pair, thats it."

She rubs a hoof against her chin thinking. "Well, what about dragonhide? Spike is shedding and the old skins are quite tough so I thi-EEP!" She yelps as you pick her up and run towards the library. Ponies all over town heard on word a that point in time: "ALLONS-Y!"

E. day 1.5: Twilight

FUCK IT I QUIT! I have been working on this chapter for god knows how long but im out of ideas and want to move on...........Someone throw me a bone. Sorry but I have to put this out unfinished or it will never come out.

"So how are you feeling?" Twilight asks from the couch she is on.

        "Well my lungs hurt a bit but other than that I feel good."

Twilight smiles and claps her hooves . "Okay then lets get started. Can you see color?"

        "I don't know is Fluttershy yellow?" You reply sarcastically.

        "Cannot see in color...," she mumbles, your sarcasm appearing to go over her head.

        "Stop. Just stop," you facepalm. "I can see in color. that was just my natural response to stupidity."

        "Has natural response to stupidity called sarcasm..."

        "Hey, look I was-" you stop talking as you realize she is shaking with laughter. "Okay wise ass, you win this round. But the war is not soon over!"

        The questions and back and forth quips go on for hours, but little did you know things were mixing up in Twilights mind.

        "Hey, where is your bathroom?"

        "Down the hall and to the left."

        As you walk out of the room Twilight smiles deviously......

        "Whew, man I had to piss like crazy,. I think I flooded the sewer systems." As you walk back into the room you are seized by purple magic."Whoa, dude what the fuck? Put me down!"

        The lavender mare giggles at your sudden discomfort and shakes her head. "Sorry, but there is something that I have to see." The light surrounding her horn increases in intensity and you feel a wave of magic pass through you, leaving you feeling like your insides were replaced with ice.

        "Ah~! Cold cold!" Goose bumps appear on your skin and you begin to shiver violently. The charm around your neck rattles and you sneeze violently, startling the purple mare.

        "Oh, are you okay? I didn't think that would happen," she says with regret as she sets your freezing form onto the floor. "That is just a little side effect, it will go away."

        True to her words the chill slowly faded, but left you feeling a bit ill. Shaking your head at the nauseated feeling in the depths of your being you stretch out languidly on the floor and stare up at her purple eyes. "You want to know something funny? Where I'm from I was so alone, emotionally and physically. I couldn't relate to anyone, not even my family so I shut myself away. I wasn't long from committing suicide." You smile at the horrified little gasp that came from the lavender pony.

        "I was a loner, but here," you laugh a bit harder. "Here I can be free, I can converse with everyone so easily, I can understand how all of you act, and more importantly I have not one but two lovers." You smile wildly and jump up into a sitting position. "Not only that, but I'm sexy! For once in my life females are looking at me with  lusty eyes instead of the other way around. I don't care that you are all ponies I just love to be lusted after."

        As you say this you feel tears beginning to run down your face. "I have never been more accepted.......or more alone." You suddenly fall backwards, all of your strength gone. "What happened to land me here? Here I am, all my dreams coming true, well a bit off in regards to species but still my dreams nonetheless. And yet I strangely feel alone and hollow. I feel as if someone took something important from be but I cant remember what." You sigh heavily and wipe the tears off your face with a quick gesture and  look towards Twilight. "C-can I come back later? I need a bit of time...." She nods, and you leave her house with a watery smile and a promise to return soon.

        Standing out in the late afternoon sun you feel as though a  nap would settle you down, so you head towards the home of your second lover. By the time you got to the home your head was pounding, a sure sign that you were about to have a severe migraine in a few moments. Inhaling deeply you gently knock on the door. "Lyra, you home?"

        A few seconds later a muffled "Hugh!"  rang throughout the building and you hear the loud clopping of her running towards the door. Almost the same moment the door opens and you are knocked over by the ecstatic mint green pony.

        "Oh, I thought you were mad at me," you teases, lightly running a hand through her mane. She pushes her head against your head harder and scoffs.

        "I was, and I still am, but those......mmmm, hands are so good." Her voice hitched as your fingers dug into a particularly pleasurable spot nest to her ear. She smiles lazily, one gold orb staring at you through a heavy lid. "B-but why are you here?" She suddenly pulled away, narrowing her eyes.

        "Well, i was at Twilights but I started to feel a bit off and I cant sleep there, God knows what she would try.....So can I take a nap here? I really need one. Again." You have no idea what time it is, all your senses have slowly begun to shut down due to the emotional outburst. You open your mouth to resume speaking but you find there is no energy left in you. Your head thumps onto the ground painfully and you pass into the void that is unconsciousness.

AN:

I know its been a month and all there is is a shitty chapter. I fucking hate it too. But no worries now things will progress more, I have a few ideas and such. once again, sorry for the shitty chapter but I was never going to be satisfied with it so I needed toput out what was done so I could move forward.

E. Day 2: Apparently Love bites and so does Lyra

"Dont listen to what your fillyfriend says, she reads those magazines. I bet they said you failed the test you dont have what she needs." Lyras lips carress your ear gently as she spoke. "I'll slither like a viper and get you by the neck..... I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her." her voice was quiet and husky. "That bitch can eat her heart out, cause love bites, and so do I." You feel Her flat teeth gently nip at your neck as she sits in your lap gently gyrating, and through your thin pants you can feel the softness of her lips and the moisture that gathered there.

Groaning you wrap your arm around her and pull her closer, and begin to nibble on her ears. "You're such a tease Lyra...... A sexy little tease." She lets out a sound, halfway between a giggle and a moan as your fingers tickle her side and your mouth finds a rather sensitive spot where her ear meets her skull. "Well, two can play at that game....' Before she can protest you flip your positions so that she is lying on her back against the couch.

"S-so what are you going to do to me?" Her voice shivered with lust, anticipation ad a bit of fear.

"Well I could do this," you say as you drag your hand down her chest, diggin your nails in slightly making her moan. "Or maybe this." You bring your lips to her neck and begin to nibble along her throat while you reach down and gently cup her marehood, causing her to shudder slightly and bite her lip.

"Oh goddesses that feels amazing... I love how tha fe-AH~" her word is cut out as you push on her genitalia a bit harder. She smiles and hooks a forehoof around your neck and pulls you into a slow kiss. "I want to feel you inside of me", she mumbles against your lips without breaking the kiss.

You pull back and shake your head. "Nope, no sex for you just yet, I'm not done having my fun!" she opens her mouth in protest but stops when  she sees your eyes flashing. "Theres a good girl," you say gently carressing her face. "Now, tell me, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to impale you with my custard cannon," you laugh at that," or do you want me to use my mouth?"

"Your mouth! I want to feel your mouth on me...." He voice was whiny, almost shrill, but still adorable.

"Okay, I'll use my mouth then." You wink at her and sit back.. After a fewmoments she fidgets and looks at you expectantly. "Oh I'm sorry, um is there any place in particular you want my mouth?" You ask in a mischivous voice, watching her hind legs squeeze and rub together. Her eyes water as she looks at you. This is a bit mean, but she looks so damn adorable..

"I-I want you to use your mouth on my...." Her voice fades off, and her already pink tinged cheeks glow a nice  cherry red.

"On your what? Be a big girl, use your words," you taunt, waggling your eyebrows.

"O-on my marehood..." She mumbles quetly. Causing you to smile andnod.

"Well since you asked nicely..." You lower your mouth, gently planting kisses down her abdomen till you get down to her throbbing cock, which you begin to -What? Lookin down, you find your hands around a dick, not a small one, a giant floppy horse cock....

"Ahh!" Screaming you sit up violently, only to uproot yourself from Lyras couch.

"Hugh? What's wrong?" Lyra walks into the room wearing a rather slutty apron.

"Jesus....I- just-fuck man...." You sit there stunned as the scantily dressed mare sashayed to your side. "It was just a weird dream." You place your hands over your face and exhale slowly. Just a dream "Anywho, whatcha cookin?"

She smiles and magics a plate of fries into the room. "These! It's a new recipie, wanna try?" You open your mouth to say no, due to the fact that ponies tended to make most of their fries hay based, but her big golden eyes were pleading.

Confound these damn ponies, they drive me insane. You gingerly lift one up and take a bite, chewing thoughtfully. "Not bad, not bad at all," you say helping yourself to more.

Five minuets later..

"Blahargahgrg!" You empty the contents of your stomach into the toilet. "Oh god it burns even worse coming up!" You lower your face as another bout of hay and stomach acid makes it way up your esophagus...

Ten minuets later you walk out of the bathroom a changed man, well a changed man with freshly brushed teeth... You slowly amble down the hall feeling like that homeless guy with the bandanna from 'Nam, feeling as though you have seen some things man, and some stuff. But mainly you just wanted to go and lie down, because vomiting that hard made you tired. Flopping down on the couch you stretch out, only to have Lyra gently climb on you.

"Feeling better baby?" Her voice was concerned, with a bit of laughter wrapped in it.

"Yes, I guess that we know I cant eat hay fries anymore.." You say gently wrapping your arms around her.

"I geuss not. But one question Hugh..."

"What up?" You ask, gently trailing your hands through her mane.

"What hapened? What did Twilight do?" Her voice was quiet and alarmed.

"I dont kow...."