Large tears rolling down on her cheeks, Celestia turned to face her now evil sister, Luna.
"I did not want to do this Luna, but you have left me no choice," she sighed, sounding more annoyed than sad. She spun the elements around her self so that they were a blur of colour.
Do it, do it, do it...
"You are no longer the Luna I know." She made sure to make her voice sound extra sad for dramatic effect. She levitated the elements and cast the spell, covering her eyes with her wings.
"Noooooooooooo!" Nightmare Moon cried out as she was engulfed in a blur of colour. The rainbow shot up and hit the moon, causing a massive explosion. The moon glowed for a moment, and then went back to normal. Luna was gone.
A guard came up to Celestia and put his hoof on her shoulder. "I'm sorry," he finally said, lowering his eyes. Celestia was silent for a moment as she took everything in. Then she turned around, her expression full of glee.
"Are you kidding me?" She cried, in a voice that was way too happy. "She's gone! That annoying, silly, meddlesome brat is gone! I no longer have to listen to her rubbish! I'm free! Free! Free!"
The guard was too shocked to respond.
"Have you had too much cake Princess?" He finally managed to splutter. Princess Celestia pretended not to hear him.
"Gone, gone, gone," she whispered, a wide smile spreading across her face.
"Another cup of coffee!" Celestia demanded, slamming her hoof on the table. Her over excitement seemed to have gone to her head. The frightened maid bowed and skittered out of the room.
"I always wondered what it would be like," Celestia said, walking out on to her balcony. "To rule over Equestria by myself. Now that annoying little 'Woona' is gone, I will rule Equestria on my own for a thousand years!" She turned and marched into the castle, snatching her coffee. Taking a loud slurp, she sighed contentedly.
"What to do now," she mused out loud. She paced for a few minutes and then cried out. "Aha! I've got it!" She grinned wickedly and rubbed her hooves together.
"Prepare for a few changes.. Celestia style!"
Celestia had just turned her little sister's bedroom into a full blown disco room, and she felt better than ever! She had put in a bar which sold every acoholic beverage she could think of! There was cocktails, wine, beer, scotch, rum, vodka.... Anything!
There were four disco balls hanging from the ceiling and coloured balls of light were shooting all over the room. Drunk mares and stallions were dancing to DJ Pon3's music and drinking even more.
"That's much better," Celestia said, satisfied. "I always thought that this stupid, boring old room based around the colour blue could be... A little more exciting! You know? And now it is! Before this, I never had the time to do something like this! Before this, I never had enough time to do anything! But now, I have all the time in Equestria! I have all the time in Equestria now that I'm not always looking after that baby alicorn!"
She smiled and flew up to the DJ. Then she made a song request.
A maid and a guard were watching Celestia stuff herself and drink wine.
"Do you think she's ok?" The guard asked, bemused. "I mean, she just banished her own sister! You'd think she'd be a bit more... You know, upset?"
The maid shrugged and sighed.
"I think it's all that coffee. She's had way too much in the past few weeks. Or maybe it's the cake...?"
"Well whatever it is, I hope she comes around soon. She's going crazy!" The guard grumbled. Their eyes both widened when DJ Pon3 suddenly played an extremely loud, and very annoying, song. 'IM A BANANA! IM A BANANA! IM A BANANA! AAHHHH!'
"Yeah," the maid murmured, staring wide eyed at Celestia's drunken, and rather, how do I put this, inappropriate dance moves.
"I hope so." They watched as she swayed and fell sideways and knocked at least 10 stallions over.
"I really hope so."
"This," Celestia sighed. "Is what I call..." She took a loud slurp of her coffee. "...Relaxing!" She was lying on a deck chair soaking up the morning sun with a cup of coffee and a large chocolate cake.
"No royal duties... No annoying sister... Just peace and quiet.. Ahhhh!" She leaned back and ate an enormous bite of chocolate cake. She spat it back out again when she heard a familiar voice right behind her.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that big sister."
Celestia almost tipped all of her boiling hot coffee down her throat!
Celestia spat out her coffee and started to choke. "How... What..."
Nightmare Moon stood in front of her. "Thy's an idiot."
Celestia managed to stand up to face her sister. "How... How did you get back here?" She gasped, still trying to recover from her shock.
"You know I can still hear thee from all the way up on the moon."
"That still doesn't answer my question! How did you get back down here? The moon isn't even raised yet! And stop talking like that!"
"Sister... When you banished me... You forgot one thing," Nightmare sighed, shaking her head.
"What did I forget?" Celestia asked, almost afraid to hear the answer.
"You forgot," Niqhtmare Moon said, leaning in as if to tell a secret. "YOU FORGOT..." She then roared out, making Celestia jump. "YOU FORGOT THAT I HAVE WINGS!!!"
Author's Note
This was just supposed to be a funny story. Please give it a like if you found it humorous! And give it a dislike if you found it absolutely disgusting like I do looking back at it.
