Bumps Along The Way

"Hello, my name is Lavender, and I'm a somewhat shy unicorn mare from Manehatten. Although, that's certainly not where I'm living now. No, now I live exactly where I’ve always belonged, with the love of my life and our two perfect foals. I only wish it could have always been this way. Yet, if were so, then I wouldn't be here to say this I suppose."

"I've been told once or twice throughout my life that I have a small talent for writing, which was stage, as I've never once felt like the type of pony who'd ever concern herself with such things. Yet, in the days since then, I've learned never to allow one's potential talent to go to waste. So, if other ponies think I’m good at something, then I it would be foolish of me not to try my hoof at it."

"But, that doesn't matter too much suppose, because I’m happy with my life now, and happy with myself. But, what do I know really? Somepony may be interested in what happened to me some day far from now. It's a kind of comically awkward tail in all honesty. But looking back, there’s no other way I’d have rather had it. So, this is it. The story of how my miserable little excuse of a life changed forever, and it all startes with the stupidest decision I ever thought I made."