"Sweetie, just calm down." A vase came flying at me and I ducked out of it's way. "Breaking everything is not going to make you happy." I said trying to reason with my angered wife.

"It would if I could get your face!" Fluttershy yelled from our bedroom. "It's your fault I'm like this!" She through another random object in her reach and flung it towards me.

"Please Fluttershy. It is just the hormones talking... I know you still love me." I dodged one of her baby books. "Please just take a deep breath."

She screamed and more random objects continued to fly at me. "You are the reason I'm fat!" Her face was a deep red, unlike the pink of her usual blush. "Get out of this house!"

"I-I know you don't mean it...." Her words hurt me more than anything she could hurl at me... Then I was hit in the head with my 6 inch thick potion book. "Ugh! My head!" I groaned out in pain as I rubbed the bump that was forming under my hair. 'Thank god my hair is styled like this. Otherwise somepony might call the police. "Fluttershy, please calm down." I slowly walked towards her.

"You don't tell me to calm down!" Fluttershy looked for anything to throw, but found she has thrown everything but the pillow she was laying on. "Stay away from me!" She yelled.

I said nothinwg. I just kept walking towards the hormonal mare. Inch by inch, I got closer to her. Untill I could see the red lines in her beautiful eyes. Before she said anything else I wraped my arms around her neck.

Fluttershy thrashed under my embrace. "I said go away!" Her hoof made contact with my face. I winced in pain with my head down. When I raised it back up I held a sorry expression. My wife's anger disappeared after seeing the huge swell on my eye. "Jesse!..I-I'm so sorry..."

I said nothing. I just held her tighter as I felt tears hit my shoulder.

"I'm sorry..." She huged me back as continued to cry as I stroked her back.

"I know."

Author's Note

These next few chapter are probably going to be a lot shorter. Just a heads up.