A strange dream

by Lekmet

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Spike, Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna, Applejack
Length: 970

Twilight has had weird dreams. But nothing like this..

Twilight has had a stressful day. Working all day, with barley any rest. She thinks she can she can relax but... Sadly not.

Published 2016-06-11 23:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-11 23:00:01 UTC

What...

Twilight was sitting at her desk, writing about the recent increase of crime across many cities in Equestria. From purse robbery to kidnapping. Even to taking Celestia's prized jewels. Twilight had a plan to fix it all. She was writing her notes, after writing a 10,000 word essay to show to the highest ponies in power. She was sure that this would work, but she needed to sleep. Twilight began to shut her eyes, and fell on her desk on her pencil. She sprung up immediately with the lead in her cheek. "Thats it, I need to go to bed." Twilight yawned, getting up from her bed and brushing her teeth,

"Finally... Some rest." Twilight pulled up her covers. She had been working on the presentation for tomorrow all day, with little breaks. Finally she could rest for tomorrow. She took one last look around, Spike was snoring, Her papers littered her desk, and all the lights were off. She smiled and shut her weary eyes. Twilight canceled out all the noise and quickly was just like Spike.

It took a bit before Twilight began her dream. She was sitting at her desk eating her papers. Twilight seemed to enjoy it. Until she started eating her... Report cards. Bad grades, tardies, detentions. Twilight grabbed them, and began to walk to the trash. When she entered her bathroom though, she was outside the Golden Oak Library.

"What?!" Twilight fell back on her hooves "But... You were burned!" Twilight tried to fly up to exam this magic but, alas her wings were no where to be found. They were gone. She was just a regular old... EarthPony. Yup, you heard me right, EarthPony. "This can't be happening! Why am I not a princess! I wanna be a princess!" Twilight jumped in anger like a little foal who didn't get her cookies.

Then Twilight realized something else, where was every pony? She turned around to face PonyVille but... She didn't find any ponies. No she found a bunch of cows. Unicorn Cows, pegasus cows, and just normal cows. Twilight looked at herself but... She only saw the pony she had always been. One cow she recognized because of what was around her fat neck, AppleJacks element. Twilight began to gallop over to her, but her legs did not seem to move. She kept running, but she didn't move. Then she looked down, to see a massive darkness below her. Somehow.... She teleported with no horn, and no memory of any spells she had ever had. For some reason, she could walk now. She ran over to AppleJack...

"What happened to you AppleJack?!" Twilight screamed, having all the other cows notice her.

"Moo, Mo' Moo Moo." The cow spoke with a scowl. "Moo Moo Moo!"

"Huh Wha-" Twilight couldn't even finished her sentence. All the cows began to come after her. She tried to run again, but she was stuck in some substance. The cows rammed her and then... She woke up.

Twilight sat up in her bed, sweeting and breathing heavily. She looked around to see her wings and her horn still where they always have been. Then she looked around again. This time... Spike was not as he seemed. Twilight turned to Spike who was sleeping normally, but... He was a llama. Twilight gasped as Spike awoke. "What have you done to Spike?!" Twilight lit her horn, then tried to teleport, to have her horn only teleport itself.

"If you want to see the dragon again, go to princess Luna's castle, with plates of cake. 21 cakes, and 40 presents wrapped in the finest of wrapping paper. With several Steam gift cards inside." The llama then broke the wall and flew away with wings...

"But... I was saving those for my games! Oh whatever, I'm a princess I can get whatever I want." Twilight mumbled, getting out of her bed and walking into the kitchen. She opened her passage in the corner and walked down the stairs. When she reached the bottom she saw a golden chest. She opened it with a key around her neck to find exactly 40 steam gift cards with $20.00 on all. She grabbed the chest and went back upstairs, wrapping them with christmas wrapping paper. It took her a couple hours but eventually she finished. Then she went and bought 21 cakes, selling out Sugar Cube Corner. Twilight levitated them all and began to fly to Luna's Tower.

It took a while, since she was carrying such a load. When she finally got there, Twilight was out of breath. Twilight opened the castle door to see Luna playing on her Play Station 4. She had headphones on and was talking to ponies around the world. She seemed like she was having fun. Twilight then levitated Luna's headphones off. "Hey Luna, I got your stuff."

"Twilight?! Why do you remove my headp- Oh. You brought me thy stuff I ordered. Many thanks." Luna smiled, taking the presents and then levitating the cakes to the other room, when a fat Celestia came into view. She looked at Twilight, then Luna, then Twilight again. Celestia ate the cakes and then passed out. Twilight realized all of this quick. She ate those in a split second, no swallowing, no choking... This could only mean one thing. Twilight was drea-

Twilight woke up in her bed as her alarm sounded. She slapped herself many times and looked around. Everything was normal. She didn't believe it, was she actually awake? Twilight found a glass of water on her night stand and looked at it. She almost knew she was dreaming, so Twilight needed to prove it. So she poured the water over her head. The cold water made her realize, she was awake, and now needed a nice, warm shower.