This Is What Happens When I Wish For Something
TWO: Survival of the (Un)Fitist
You thought I was spawning in the Everfree. Nope. Thank god for that. This was much worse.
Transition
I open my eyes expecting to see a roof of trees. I was greeted by the sight of the open sky. I just laid there for a moment thanking my lucky stars. I put a hoof on my face finding my new glasses attached to my face. That's good. I was just laying there thankful for the calm, enjoying the nice cool breaze, until a cloud passed me, not sideways, but upwards. Dread filled my body as turned over.
Ponyvile, a peaceful town despite being a becon for weirdness. So serene and peaceful from this view. To bad I didn't appreciated it as I was falling to my doom. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Transmission
"Alright girls this is were Cealestia said she detected the strange magic pulse from."" Huh weird, I don't see anything." Replied a cyan pegasus."
"That's because it's above us."
Earlier that morning Princess Twilight and her friends were enjoying lunch with one another before Spike came bursting in with a letter from Princess Celestia. "Thank you Spike." He just nodded before he went off to do more chores. After opening it and reading the first line, which stated she may want the elements with her, she read the rest of the letter " Twilight Sparkle, recently we noticed a magical disturbance far above Ponyvile, we have been watching it till it would have eventully fade. Instead it popped with a magical force stronger with anything we've see before. We estimate it will arive in around ten minutes."
Present: "so how long do we have." Asked the farmer. " Around three minutes."" I wonder what it is." Said the shy one. " I bet it's a monster!" Answered Rainbow."" We can't be sure what it is, but that's a posibility." After two and a half minutes later Rarity asked. " Does anyone hear that screaming?" The others looked up from their meal to see a black dot in the sky. " There it is girls get ready!" As the friends got into a battle stance. "Sounds like a........pony!?!?" Said Apple Jack " That's because it IS!!!" They were so shocked that they stood there mouths wide open for a few seconds before rushing to action.
"WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" I sobbed. "I never found true lovvvvveeeeeee!" At that moment I smacked myself, both mentally and physically. "All I have to do is remote my glasses.....i'm an idiot." As I reached up to take them off I glanced below me to see a small group of ponies, now I won't be able to save myself. I facehoofed so hard Celestia heard the smack all the way from her castle.
After hearing a impossibly loud smack echoing across the field Twilight shouted "SAVE HIM RAINBOW PLEASE!" "Ok, ok yeash." She stated before zooming off. She reached the mystery pony in a few moments and grabbed him.
"OH thank GOD someone saved me." "Don't worry I got ya." Said a very raspy and very familiar voice. I whipped around only to get a face full of prismatic hair. "Whoa buddy save the praise when we're safe." With that statement I bit her.
Rainbow dropped the pony to what would be his doom, if they were higher up. The pony fell a few feet before smacking his head on a rock. "Rainbow Dash! Why did you drop him!" "He BIT me!" "That's no excuse to potentially kill somepony!" "Uhh guys..... you may wanna see this." Said Pinkie.
The last thing I heard was "WHAT HORRID EYEWEAR!" By my second most hated pony. The marshmallow. Fuck you too.
Transition
Twilight paced back and forth fretting over the situation on hoof."Ooh I hope he's ok. I hope he isn't mad at us for failing to catch him. Ooh no what if he is, or if something is seriously wrong with him! Or if-" at that moment a hoof was shoved in her mouth. "Chill Twi I'm sure it's OK.""Maybe but what if it isnt?" She was thankfully interrupted again by the nurse. "I belive you need to see this." After walking to his room they found the doctor glancing nevously about. "Thank goodness your here Princess Twilight!""Why? What happened!""You should see for yourself." He stated as he opened the door.
Transition
I woke up to a blinding light."He's awake! Doctor Needle come here!" Hell no I ain't getting no shots today!"Fuck off." There was a gasp and then a snort of anger. "Watch your mouth colt!""It's my mouth not yours." I stated as I cracked my eyes open. "I'm gonna wash your mouth with soap if you don't stop.""Really bitch. Really?" There was some shuffling before I realized she was serious. My eyes snapped open as she put a hoof on my head thus holding me down."I warned you." She stated. Then I shocked her. What proceeded next was me shoving her to the floor, ripping the happy juice out of my arm, grabbing the nearest object which so happened to be scissors, started waving them around, and shouting things like "Back the FUCK OFF!" Or "Stay back CUNT!" For added effect I started levitating and then throwing objects around. Just then the door opened and out came the Main Six. We just stared at each other awkwardly for a bit before Rainbow asked "Why did you bite me?""I don't like you Rainbow." Oops, probably should not have said that.
This Is What Happens When I Wish For Something
ONE: Unexpected Consequences
Why. Why me. Why me life. Why.
So I'm supposed to tell you my story of my adventures eh. Well here are my woes and dreams turned into tales of me becoming a interdimesinal being. This is going fun. Whoopie.
Transition
Blackness. Darkness. The void. The Scare even. I don't know. I'm just in pure emptyness chilling out. Than a voice spoke. "So you wish to become a pony?" Oh shit. It's him. And then I remembered everything. "So this is death than eh?""Poposterous, of course not silly. You are just traveling between worlds." "Oh. Let me guess. Your granting my wish." "Eeyup." "Great." "Your taking this rather well." "I'm really not. I'm mentally calasping right now because I will never see my loved ones agin." "Oh.......Anyways on a separate topic we will be talking about your wish and the changes that come with it." "Ok." "You are going to become your OC Neon Powered with everything the exact same. You will also be around the age of the ten kay." "Kay." "And thats it. Oh and you don't have a cutie mark, that's the one thing different." "So no becoming a DJ." "No." "Awww." "Quit your whining- OOOOHHH were almost there! See ya soon sucker!"
And then I was blinded.