Shouldn't have done it

by Earbleed bass

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Drama, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1547

being a bat pony is a hard life in equestria. especially if you are a bouncer at a club then becoming a soldier of the night watch.

Life in Equestria is hard for a bat pony,and being part of the night watch makes it harder.Bishop knight knows first hoof how hard it can be, from when his friends told him they were looking requesting recruits to his life being a bouncer for hire.
But in all of this he has a good life filled with adventure,even if there's a lot of bumbs in the road ahead.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-07 22:13:01 UTC

night out at the town

Beep beep beep

"not now its to damn early"

Beep beep beep

"alright for the love of Luna i'm getting up"

   With a loud crash the noise from hell had stopped and i'm able to get up and stretch without  hearing a banshee in my apartment."damn it,now I have to pay 10 more bits for a brand new bucking alarm clock".My mornings are what other pony's call night. I'm a bat pony .many others are but like I said night is morning so most pony's don't see us unless the go to clubs,study us for no reason,or are just night pony's.But even if I am a bat pony it doesn't mean I don't have a normal life like other pony's. I'm a bouncer at the club Nightmares night.It's not the best club but it pays the bills,puts a roof over my head,and food in my belly which some pony's don't have.I would wake up at 4pm in the after noon go to the club hang out with friends before my shift would start.Then i would go and gaurd a front door or the DJ's that are DJ ing.But all in all I have a good life and...wait...

"why the hell am I questioning life right know I need to get to work".Also who was I talking to it was like I was talking to a audience or I was narating some type of book of some sort."I need a therapist".Any way I should really get to work before the place gets too crowded for me two walk through.

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"Hey Tender whats up".With a quick glance too the celling the bartender was able to answer me for once with out being pestered by other ponys wanting a drink,"Um...the celling I belive unless you count the celling lights then those are first".

"You are such a bucking idiot you know that Tender"

"I learned from the best",Great now he is giving his "I dont give a shit face".I should go and ask then boss what my job is for the night.

With a trot through the club there are a few tings I noticed,first ponys every where I looked ,second a giant neon sigh with the words The you know what boothabove the Dj booth I need to figuer out why they call it that.As I am thinking to myself I run face first into another pony.

"I am so sorry,here let me help you up"I stuck out a hoof to help the fallen pony hopeing the pony would accept my apologie.

"he he he dont be handsom he he h...ughhhhhhh...I think I drank to much".By now I am able to tell she is a mare,earth pony,gray coat with a charcoal mane and a violet trebel clef that goes with her eyes,bloodshot vilot eyes.

"Yo tavi be carefull,I told you to stay at the bar and not move".O MY LUNA IT CANT BE HER.

"Vinyl?"

"yes thats my name dont wear i...Bishop?No bucking way its been forever man how's it going man"

"not bad not bad,you and me can catch up later but for now get her some place safer like her home or at least put her in a booth I have to go do my job".

with that I walked past vinyl and that other pont tavi I belive,a couple of years ago me and vinyl had a bit of a falling out and I got the bad end of the falling out Maybe she does't remember what happenI thought to myself as I ran face first into my boses office door"bucking hell I need to pay attention more often".

"Come in"

"Hey boss I was just woundring what my job was for the night"

"Ah yes your job will be to gaurd the very very special DJ that we have tonight."

"And what is his name"

"He is a her and her name is DJ PON-3".Please tell me I did not just hear what I thought I just heard.

"um Juke to bishop you there"

"O ya sorry I was just trying to remeber something'

"well to bad because your shift starts early,get out there and I mean it when I say this,guard that DJ with your life"

"Um...I will remeber that"

"good,now get out of my office".Shit can this get any worse.

"AAAHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEE".With a quick push of my wings I took to the air to find the source of the the scream,figureing that it was a load scream I can guess who ever it was was close or just a loud screamer.Looking around I three stallions much bigger then me seeing in how they were all earth ponys and being a bat pony makes me pretty small but it just depends on the pony.They were surrounding a mare.With out even thinking I swoop down and land behind the stallions."Hey what do you guys think your doing"

"O were just haveing some fun you blood sucking freak,mind your own buisness".With as much as I hate being called anything close to a vampier I can take any kind of insult.

"Ok fellas are we going to do this the easy way or the hard way".With saying that all three stallions turned around and the mare took of to get other bouncers,I hope.

"What did I tell you,you freak.I told you to mind your own buisness but you had to go and butt in".With this he pulled a butterfly knife from behind his ear and...wait...how the hell did he do tha...

"you should learn to dwell on thoughts out of combat and not in it,damn you you got blood all over my knife you fuck"

"aaaarrrrgggghhhh...its...not...nice...to...use such...foal language in public".Useing my wing I hit him in the throat so that way I would have time to recover from when he stabed me.And I hate getting stabed.

"Look's like it will be the hard way then,but don't say I didn't give you an option"

"O im so scared,look around theres three of us and one of you"

"ya three of us and one of you".One of his buddies wanting to talk to.

"hey tender,pour be a glass of rum would you,I will be there in a sec"

"O are you now you parasite"O now your fucked buddie.With the swing of my wing I hit and sent nearby stoll into the leaders buddies face that was to his left and while the were watching the chair fly through the air I took off towards the other buddie and clocked him one right in his muzzle knocking him out cold.By the time the leader turned aroung one of his buddies were knocked out and the other with a bloody nose and split lip.

"One down two to go"I said giveing a slight grin to show I wasnt messing around.Both the leader and his buddie looked at me then back at each other before taking off and dragging the knocked out buddie with them.When I turned around the whole club was quiet and ponys were staring at me,a bunch had out cell phones video tapping the whole fight.Even the music stoped,but that was expected because the speacial DJ was going up to switch but stoped to watch the fight.

"hey tender,you got the rum ready and a first aid kit"

"just like always Bishop"

"and I will pay for the chair again,how many times have I broken something and had to pay for it what is it now 16 17 times"

"24 times actully but its fine you should go to the hospitle first and get that stab wound checked"

"I am fine,besides I have to guard the DJ tonight and-THAT WAS AWSOME".I hate it when other ponies interupt me while I am speaking.I turned around to notice vinyl on top of the DJ table with her hooves up in the air.

"Vinyl can you please get down from there so you can start to DJ that way I can guard you so that way I get payed"

"ya ya ya sure thing,EVERY PONY THIS FIRST SONG GOES OUT TO THE BADASS BOUNCER BISHOP"O dear luna.I can hear the

song   starting up and I am amazed on how she remebered one of my favorite songs from when we first met.Ok either its the music or the lose of blood im going to the hospitel though.

"hey tender let jukebox know im going to the hospitel to get a knife wound looked at k thanks man"

"you got it and what should I do with your rum"

"um just give it to vinyl if she wants it if not you can take it from there.

"you got it,you need a ride two the hospitel or you good"

"Im good thanks man".With that I walked out into the cold ally way of the back of the club and headed to the hospitel.But something caught my eye,A small purple piece of paper floating through the air.I quickly snatched it out of the air due to curiosity began to read it.The worst mosters come out at night,so do the bravest hero's,join the elite,join the night guard."well I will check it out later but first,TO THE HOSPITEL".I said yelling and standing on my hind legs and pointing out  of the ally way when i heard a homless pony yell"HUZZAH".