Chapter One: On thin ice..
I sat in an alley way stalking the bastard that did so meny wrongs to my famly. First he kidnapped my twenty year old sister, Rachael, then he ransoms her. After my parents paied him he raped and murdered her. I want nothing, to see his ass getting rapped by Bubba in jail.
I silently crept up to the side of the fucker's black Volkswagen van that is beaten to hell. As I leaned agents the piece of shit, I can hear 'Life is a Highway' muffeled on the other side. I clasped my hand right on the yellow, transparent peaice of plastic that is right above the crimson peaice located on the taillight. The stupid fuck is currently talking to this tall, gruff, bald, ugly African-Amarican man who has a Glock .45 pistle holstered right in the wast of his pants above his ass.
"Yo, Garrold were you looking to make a deal on the powder?" The black man inquired with a whisper.
Garrold looked to the man and said loud but softy "Yes, I got the cash you wanted." He finished before he started hedding in my derection to words the dubble doors in the back of the van. With the look of fear on my face I quickly dove under the van, but before I completed that movement my cellphone rang.
Shit, shit, shit! I thought as Garrold started searching for the source of the ringing. "Darrol, I think someone is fucking stalking us!?" He said with a bit of surprise and icy angry voice. He then perked right under the van and spotted me. He then scrunches his face in to one of anger and yelled " There you are you motherfucker!" After he said that I quickly crawled out from under the van and broke into a full sprint.
Darrol quickly responded with wit some surprise " Garrold, do you want me to pop his ass?" He finished witba quick motion towords his back side to retrieve his pistol.
Garrold quickly responded as he pulled a highly illegal gun from under a hidden pannal on the floor of the van " Yes, you stupid fuck. Kill him" then Darrol broke in to a sprint, fire ring his pistol in my detection with Loud pops and bang Immiting from the small black pistol.
As I ran I ducked and stumbled around trying hard not to get shot. I quickly turned down a quiet dark aleyway. The only light that shined was a small street light that shined dim ray of light down apon the street below. Out of the corner of my left eye I noticed a dumpster and quickly dove behind it. As I sat there quietly I pulled a picture of Rachael out from my left pocket ofmy pants and said "Rachael, I'm sorry for what happened to you, but if I don't get out of this alive I will be able to see you agen." I said as I planted a kiss on the picture of my sister. As I looked into her brilliant blue eyes, tears started streaming down my face.
My moment was interrupted when a black steel-towed boot made contact with my face breaking five of my teeth in the process. As I lay agenst the dumpster with a bloody broken lip I felt cold metal pressed ageist my forehead then I heard Garrold's voice from in front of me "this is goodbye for you Ryan, you will go out just like your sister did." He finished with a smirk on his face before pulling that trigger. A loud bang filled my ears, but nothing happened. I open my eyes to look around to see the orange flash immiting from the rifle frozen in time. The look of shock and confusion cross my case as I look at the frozen figures in front of me. Garrold still had shit eating smile on his face while Darrol is in back of him cocking his gun with a light smirk on his face.
I Rise from my current position to see anything beyond the alley was complete darkness then some disembodied voice rang in my ears "It looks that my little friend Ryan got himself in a titsy. My, my you made a bad choice going after him by your self. You should have known what was going to happen to you before hand." The voice said while Ryan looked around in confusion.
I shouted out to the voice in other confusion and anger " Who the fuck are you, what do you want!?" Then I started to panic "Am I dead?!"
The voice responded to my question "Oh, no, no, no. You are not dead, but you will be in 2.3 milliseconds, but it's a good thing that i know how to stop time, otherwise you would be dead." The voice finished, then i started to hear crunching that sounded like when you bite into a cheese curl.
I look into the black abyss and ask "What the fuck is that crunching sound, it is getting real annoying." then a tolen pops out from the abyss holding a bag of cheese jaks (My faverate junk food).
"There cheese puffs, want some?"
I just stand there staring at the bag, then i notice that I have been slaviating. I then wipe the drool from my face then I push the bag away and ask in an irritated voice " You still have not answered my question, asshole, Who are you?!"
I stand there and lisen for the awncer " No, no, no I cannot tell you until the end of this conversation, but now let's get to business. I have been watching you for the past few months. I know about your sister's death, I know how much you want payback for what he did, but here to discuss, I am here to help you move on."
I look into the darkness and ask "Waite, are you God?"
"I am God, now you will be punished for what you did!!he, he he..
. But no I am not your god, I am just simply a spirit of chaos."
I then yell to the voice "Then , what the fuck do you want!?"
"Oh,That's what I was gunna say, I did this spell so I can give you a second chance. A new begging, a blank slate if you will."
I look to the darkness and stair " What!? Like another chance at life!?"
"Yes, but no. I am going to give you a second chance, but you will be In a new body, a new world. I promise that you will be just fine. The crunch then started up again after being absent for a few minutes.
I then turned to the darkness and put a questioning look on my face "What is chaotic about helping me by giving me a second chance at life?" I finished, but then a second thought came in mind "I better no be turned back into a baby, I do not want to go through everything again!"
"Oh,no, no, no. I wold never do such a thing, but here's your choices, LIFE, or DEATH."
"Um, life, thank you. I don't want to die any time soon." I answered then one more thought came up "I better not loose my fucking phone over this transition of bodies, because this phone is very precious to me, my sister gave it to me." I finished with a sharp voice.
"I will never do such a thing to you, I know how important that phone is to you, so I will let you keep, Now Tata."
"What!?" I yell in surprise, then everything is gone in a blinding flash of light.
Out in a apple orchard a unicorn hung limp on a tree branch over a small, yellow filly with a red mane and a large red bow in her mane about the unicorn that hangs limp in the tree.
2 hours later
"Um, Twi. Do you think he will be fine. He looks like he had a rough fall." Applejack asked her friend Twilight. Then she looked over to see her little sister, Applebloom prodding at the unknown unicorn's face " Applebloom, stop!" She yelled at her little sister.
"Oh, ah' am jus' trying ta help." Applebloom said in disappointment, then she trotted to the door druping her head down whaile her ears are folded down.
"Twi, have ya' ever seen him before, plus he don't have a cutie mark, strange." Then Twilight looked to Applejack about to say something, when the unicorn stallion shuffled around and began to open his eyes.
==RYAN==
All I see is darkness, I can't feel anything, but then the first thing I notice is that my eyes are open, but I can't see. Fuck am I blind I thought freeling some worriness, then I realize that my hearing came to. I listen to the voices in the area, they sound as tho there of young women , but the one has the accent of a fucking hill billy. Grate, fucking hate hill billies. Their just one of my pet peeves.
"Twi, he's awake." The hill billy said.
"Applejack, should I see if he is alright, for all we know he could have a serious brain injury and can't remember anything!" The one by the name 'Twi' finished with a little bit of worry in her voice.
I then notice that my vision is slowly clearing, now everything is blurry and I can see two blobs, one purple and the other orange. The orange blob came closer to me and I notice that she is a fucking pony. I think I maybe having a bad tri, for all that I know that cocaine some how got into my system. I thought as her face came closer. I notice that she has this blonde mane styled into a pony tail (how ironic) and her eyes are fucking huge, she has brilliant green pupils and she has freckles on her face. She tapped me with a hoof and asks "Are you alright my little sis' found ya' hanging in one of our trees." (The one by the name 'Twi' left the room a few minutes ago, probably to use the bathroom.)
I look directly into her face and answer with some panic in my voice "yes." But it came out a little slured. As I try to get up, but when I extend my arm out I am greeted with a deep blue hoof causing me to to panic "Oh my fucking god, Oh my fucking god! I was... then I am.." Then Applejack placed a hoof on my shoulder and started rubbing.
"It's alright, ya need to calm down, it's going to be alright, so what's your name?" Just as she was done, Twi walks in and was going to bombard me with some questions, but Applejack shot her a glare telling her 'Shut the fuck up' and she stopped what she was going to do.
I then look to the two mares and say my name. "Ryan Felcheck."
"What?" Both mares ask in confusion.
"That's my name, Ryan Felcheck." I say with a bit of irritation in my voice.