Termipony

by Derped Kajar

Rating: teen
Tags: Discord, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Tirek, Original Character, Second Person, Science Fiction, Comedy, Adventure, Derpy Hooves
Length: 1020

What happens when the p-800 is sent back by tirek to kill the princess and a newley banished discord is the mane 6s only shot to beating it. This happens just after the cutie map.

What happen when the p-800 is sent back to kill twilight and a newly banished Discord is the onley one to stop it. We will find out.

I do not own cover art, and constructive feedback would be great considering this is my first story. So do yourself a favour and come on down. The terminator is owned by James Cameron( and secretly Michael bay)

Published 2016-06-21 04:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-21 04:30:01 UTC

I have come for the princess

Generally during the days after Tireks rampage Discord liked to keep his bed low after what he did. Which usually meant hanging around the everfree and surrounds. Most days he would be making giant beavers, turning bunnies into pineapples and turning birds inside out, you know chaotic stuff. But one particular day as he was doing his nightly rounds hiding from ponies and such just outside the everfree (not that there would be a lot) he saw lightning coming out the ground creating a metallic ball which was burning the ground and sizzling the trees.

After the commotion stood a red earth stallion with brown mane and large bullet for a cutie mark knelling in the dirt. Discord approached the stallion wondering what kind of teleportation spell did all that.

" Ah, nice night for a teleport hey?" Said Discord. The earth pony stood up.

"Nice night for a teleport ay." He said with a thick Horsetralian accent.

"What are you doing teleporting around without a horn, it's my job to make sense mister..."

"I am looking for princess twilight." This surprised discord considering how many ponies lately have been looking for her.

"Ummm, why?"

"Take me to her."

" And why would I do that?" The pony quickly had sucker punched him and dragged him back towards Ponyville but was confused when the creature had disappeared from his grasp. Discord had healed himself and teleported to the nearest place; Fluttershys couch.

He had caught her going upstairs and had almost squished Angel.

"Oh, um Discord nice of you to, ah drop in. What are you doin.. Hmmph!"

"Shhhh fluttershy it will here us." Fluttershy, now scared, had gone out of Discords grasp and had hidden herself under the couch.

"Who? Wait no, I don't want to know."

"well in truth I don't know it he packed a lunch, I mean punch. Ooh I have an idea!" He had snapped his fingers and was now in the castle of friendship throne room along with the elements of harmony. Of which were all asleep, besides fluttershy.

"I hope you are all wondering why I've brought you here today" discord boomed waking everypony else up.

Rainbow dash was the first to wake up and decided she was gonna lay down the law.

"Discord you're still banished what are you doing here."

"Calm down skittles you shouldn't still be nancy over that ordeal, there's a bigger problem than me here."

"Why you!" She got up to strangle him but was pulled down by a tired Applejack.

"Damn it Rainbow, it's to early for this crap can ya let him talk please."

"Whatever, but I'm watching." Now Twilight thought it was a good time to talk.

" Yes I'm sure Discord has a good reason to bring us all here, right!" She said the glaring at Discord.

"What, are you accusing me of being over the top." Now somehow Pinkie had appeared behind Discord.

"Well there was that time you got sick, and when you tried to take over Equestria or that other time you tried to take over Equestria or the last time you tried to...." Discord snapped his fingers and removed Pinkies mouth.

"Yes yes I get it!"

"Discord!" Twilight yelled.

"Oh fine!" He snapped again and the mouth reappeared and Pinkies breathed heavily.

"You better feel lucky that I'm tired."

"Look everypony just listen. I was beat up." The room was then filled with groans of disappointment.

"Come on darling why would you bring us here to tell us that?" Chirped Rarity.

"It was a stallion that had muscles to put Bulk to shame and a bullet as a cutie mark! And it's looking for you Twilight!"

"Alright everypony i think we're done here all of you go, Discord you stay I'm gonna have Spike right this all down."

As the mares walked their separate directions a curtain somepony reached the top of a hill and stared down at the town of Ponyville.

As the night went on Discord told the princess what the pony looked like and how he got here and such. All the while spike was taking notes.

"Alright Discord thanks for your cooperation but I have one finale question."

"Go on"

"What did it do to you."

"Weeellll, it asked questions, punched me then preceded to drag me off towards Ponyville."

"Hmmm, I have a feeling I know what is going on."

"What?" Both Spike and Discord said in unison.

"This wasn't a teleportation spell that brought it here it was a time travel spell."

"Wha, how did you come to that conclusion?!?!"

"I have cast one once before and the entrance is quite similar but it only last a few moments so this would require more magic than what I'm capable of, so I think this is the handy work of Tirek! But this only leaves a few questions; who is this pony who came threw the portal, how long will it last and what part of the future is it from?."

Discord and Spike continued to look each other confused.

"Maybe Tirek rules in the future."

"Oh come on Discord. Twilight would never let that happen." Suddenly there was a loud bang came from the door. It was the mailpony.

"Mail for a, ummm, give me a sec, ooh a prinkes twilget sprakle."

"Oh um thanks, aaa...."

"Derpy!"

"Thanks Derpy." The Pegasus then broke most of the door going out and several more bangs could be heard.

"How does she get on the mail delivery service. She breaks everything she touches."

"Oh discord I wouldn't worry it'll hurt you're brain. Anyway to the mail." She tore open the envelope onley to be coverd in streamers.

"What's it say" once again Spike and Discord.

"dear Princess Twilight Sparkle.

GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW.

Sincerely your friends.

Well I guess I gotta run."

Author's Note

So yes this is my first story based off the first terminator movie, inspired by terminpony. And also YES I am useing this as an excuse to make MLP Australia canon.