Love Conquers Stupid: The Potion

by chillbook1

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Equestria Girls, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, Sonata Dusk, Aria Blaze
Length: 2181

Aria and Sonata are trying to have a baby. Sunset and Twilight have a potion that should help with that considerably.

Aria and Sonata decided a while ago that they wanted to have a baby together. What they didn't think about is how they would go about doing it. Their good friends from Equestria have a certain potion that should be able to help out with that.

Warning: Contains Futa and the awkward writing of a virgin clopfic writer

Published 2016-06-12 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-12 05:40:01 UTC

Futa Juice

“I hear the car,” said Aria. “Now’s a good time to back out if you're not up for it.” Sonata grinned, then wrapped her arm around Aria’s.

“You’re being really cute, babe,” giggled Sonata. “But don't worry about me. I'm in it to win it.” She squeezed Aria’s arm gently. “Or maybe you want me to talk you out of it? You scared, babe?”

Aria just laughed, amused by her wife’s teasing. It actually put her at ease. When the doorbell rang, Aria opened it calmly to let her friends in.

“Hey, ladies,” said Sunset, carrying a large bottle in her arms. It was made of glass, and contained a cloudy purplish-blue liquid. Just behind her was Twilight, who held only a small notepad.

“Hey yourself,” said Sonata. “That’s the potion?”

“Sure is,” said Twilight. “Now, I'm sure you're both eager to… Ahem, get down to business, but there are some things we should go over.”

“Futa Juice can be a bit overwhelming the first time,” said Sunset. Aria’s question died in her throat, replaced by a new one.

“Futa Juice?” asked Aria. Twilight blushed, flipping through her notes to hide her embarrassment.

“That’s not what the potion is called,” said Twilight. “Look, we really don’t want to cut into your time with each other, so why don’t we get down to business?”

“Alright, then. You wanna sit?” offered Sonata. She led them to the couch, and offered the two guests a seat. Aria pulled up a seat for them to share, and sat down with Sonata on her lap.

For the next twenty seconds, everybody (except for Sunset) avoided making eye contact.

“Look, guys, there’s no need to be embarrassed about something like this,” said Sunset finally. “We’re all friends here, and we’re all adults. We know how sex works.”

“Uh…” Sonata opened her mouth to speak, but was instantly shushed by her wife.

“Alright, Mr. and Mrs. Nerd,” said Aria. She tapped her thigh, almost impatiently. “Give us the breakdown.”

“Basically, all you need to know is that the potion will give you the appropriate… Uh…” Twilight flipped through her notes in search of something. “Well, since certain someponies have a problem with the proper terminology, I don’t really know what to call it.”

“It turns your hoo-haw into a whosit,” said Sunset, completely unamused. “It’ll last for… Well, a recommended dose will last from between half an hour to forty-five minutes.”

“That’s kinda long, don’t you think?” asked Sonata. When Aria and Sunset snickered, she pretended not to hear. “Don’t guys last, like, two minutes?”

“And I think you just answered the question of why you’re a lesbian,” said Aria, shaking her head. “Anyway… How big will it be?”

“It’s not clear. Depends on a lot of factors,” said Twilight. “Depends on your height, weight—”

“Foot size,” added Sunset. “You guys know what they say about guys with big feet, eh?”

“Uh… They wear big shoes?” tried Sonata. She was then ignored for the remainder of the conversation.

“And the potion is smart, so it normally gives you as much as you need,” continued Twilight.

“What’s it taste like?” asked Aria.

“Kinda salty, kinda bitter. Most people don’t like it,” said Twilight with a shrug. “I don’t really mind, though. It makes Sunny happy, so I normally deal with it for her.”

“Sparks? I think she meant the potion,” said Sunset with a grin.

“Oh… That makes a lot more sense…” Twilight blushed, which made Sunset’s smile intensify.

“It tastes different to everyone,” said Sunset. “Mine tastes salty and sweet, like pretzels and butterscotch.” Sonata rose, and went to the kitchen, returning a short second later with a cup, which she filled with potion, then handed it to Aria. Sunset and Twilight choked on their own breath, barely coming back to reality in time to stop Aria from making a terrible mistake.

“Whoa there, Ron Jeremy, calm down!” Sunset said, snatching the glass. “Are you trying to make a baby or rip Nata in half?”

“Huh?” Aria was confused, and a little startled.

“Remember that recommended dose I was talking about?” said Sunset. “It’s, like, a teaspoon! If you drink that much Futa Juice, you'll be tripping over yourself! It’ll be massive!"

"Will it really be that big?"

"Counting Andre and Chyna, it’ll make 10 World Wonders."

"That's pretty massive..."

“We’re getting off topic,” said Twilight, blushing profusely. “Er… We’ll just get out of your hair. If anything hurts, and it shouldn’t, do not attempt to use it. Just call us, I’ll be over with an antidote. Have fun, be safe, and I expect my money by Thursday.” She rose, followed by Sunset, who had to do a bit of a double-take.

“Wait, you’re charging them for this?” asked Sunset. Twilight shrugged.

“Aria offered to slip a couple of dollars in my wallet for ingredients and stuff.”

“Don’t worry, Twi. It’s already in there,” said Aria. Twilight reached into her pocket, pulling out her wallet.

“Really? I think I’d notice if it was in there.”

“Not until someone drinks the potion,” noted Sunset. Twilight chuckled, her face practically glowing.

“Ha! That was a nice dick joke,” laughed Twilight. Now, Sunset matched her girlfriend’s shade of scarlet.

“I hate that word!” she whined. “Don’t call it a dick!”

“Don’t call it Futa Juice!”

“Hey! I just thought of something,” said Sonata, elbowing her way into the conversation. “If she’s only supposed to drink a little bit, why’d you give her so much? That’s like, what? A gallon?”

“The stuff doesn’t spoil, so there’s no point in not stocking up,” said Twilight.

“Plus, you guys are gonna be using that stuff a lot,” added Sunset. “First time we tried it, I couldn’t get Sparks off of me. It was like I flipped a switch in her brain or something. She wasn’t satisfied until we did about thirty rounds.”

“She’s exaggerating,” Twilight assured them.

“I have video evidence proving otherwise.”

“And, on that note, I really think we should leave.” Twilight grabbed Sunset by the wrist. “Good luck, guys! Call us if anything goes wrong! Which it won’t, but if it does, call us!”

“I want details, Aria! The grosser, the better,” called Sunset as Twilight dragged her away. “Have fun, kiddos!”

Twilight pulled her through the door, closing it behind them and leaving Aria alone with Sonata. Aria held the potion in her hand for a second before taking a tiny sip.

“What does your’s taste like?” asked Sonata. Aria smacked her lips for a few moments.

“You know those peanut butter cookies I bake every couple of weeks?” asked Aria. “Like those, covered in Texas Pete.” A wave of warmth passed over her body, making her dance uncomfortably. “Uh… You wanna head upstairs before this thing kicks in?”

The warmth increased, focusing around Aria’s crotch. She was bathed in bright light for a moment and, when it faded, Aria had changed quite a bit. At first, she seemed largely the same. However, through a bit more careful viewing, Sonata noticed the strange new bulge in Aria’s jeans.

Sonata’s heart picked up in rhythm. She wasn’t quite sure if that was a good thing or a bad thing.

“Er… Too late, I guess,” said Aria. She poked her new tool, shuddering slightly at the intensely foreign sensation. “This feels weird…”

“Weird bad or weird good?” asked Sonata. Aria gave herself a few more test pokes.

“Definitely weird good.”

Aria wasn’t used to the feeling of a fully erect cock in her pants, and suddenly having one really gave her a new sense of respect for men. If she had to go all day, every day, with this raging fire in her panties, she’d be trying to fuck anything with a pulse. She especially had to admire the self-restraint of anyone who managed to lay eyes on Sonata without exploding into their jeans.

Sonata somehow managed to perfectly balance cute and sexy. Her bra was bright pink, apparently struggling to contain her large, round, soft breasts. She lay on her side, one hand propping up her head and the other resting on her long, slender legs. Aria blushed at just the sight, any and all remaining blood in her brain evacuating and heading south.

“How did I manage to bag a babe like you?” asked Aria, making her way over to her wife. She ran a finger down Sonata’s leg. “You’re way out of my league.”

Sonata wasn’t particularly bold in the bedroom. She was very meek, and normally chose to let Aria take control. But, and she wasn’t sure if it was a side-effect of the potion or just because they were trying something different anyway, she was gripped with a certain sense of initiative. She grabbed Aria by the collar and roughly kissed her.

“You don’t have to flirt anymore,” said Sonata when they broke away. “I already said ‘yes’. So, why don’t you get down to business and put a baby in me?”

Aria wasn’t expecting this level of forwardness, and she didn’t know exactly how to respond. Luckily, Sonata gave her no opportunity to do so, instead grabbing Aria and pushing her down onto the bed.

“Sony! What’s gotten into you?” asked Aria.

“That’s not the problem. It’s what hasn’t gotten into me.” Sonata sat herself gently on Aria’s stomach, looking down at her blushing, wonderful wife. “I swear, babe, it’s almost like you’re scared or something.”

Aria grinned. Sonata always knew just what to do to get the proper reaction out of her.

Aria latched her lips onto Sonata’s, using the distraction to unbuckle her jeans and roll them down to her knees. She grabbed her new cock, stroking it in an attempt to figure out what to do with the thing. After a few seconds, she managed to think about her next step.

“Ready, babe?” asked Aria. Sonata nodded, “ready” being an understatement. She pulled her panties down, rolling them down and wriggling free of the pink garment. Aria’s member rubbed gently against Sonata’s lower lips, causing them both to blush. Gently, carefully, Aria eased herself into Sonata. A moan escaped her lips as she lowered herself down onto her wife.

“Holy cow, that feels totes the best,” purred Sonata. “You like it, babe?”

“Duh,” said Aria. She planted her hands on Sonata’s hips and gently bucked her hips upward, plunging into Sonata. Every movement elicited at least a small gasp from them both, particularly Sonata. She increased the rhythm of her pumps slightly, and Sonata fell forward, resting her face on Aria’s shoulder.

“Uh… I’m not hurting you or anything, am I?” asked Aria nervously. “I don’t wanna—”

“Faster,” said Sonata. She yelped in surprise as Aria flipped her onto her back. Aria grabbed Sonata’s legs and pushed them up to create a better angle of entrance.

Aria was struggling to focus on anything outside of her repeated thrusting. Her chest felt shallow, almost as if she was going to run out of air, but that didn’t matter. All that mattered was Sonata, and making her squeal as loudly as possible.

Aria would later consider it weird that she chose this particular moment to notice how cute her wife was. Sonata’s brightly blushing face, her wide, goofy smile, her soft, almost breathless moans. She never noticed it as much as she did then. Before, there was always something between them, some bit of plastic or rubber. Now, they were together, completely and wholly one.

Aria began to notice a sensation that she wasn’t familiar with. She didn’t quite know what it was or what it meant, but it began to intensify as she bucked her hips more extremely.

“Oh, god…” moaned Sonata. “I think I’m gonna…”

That feeling Aria was feeling wasn’t going away. In fact, it was reaching it’s apex. Aria didn’t even realize her own grunts and groans. She was losing herself, and she loved it.

Sonata’s next words made her understand exactly what was happening

“C’mon, Ari! Cum inside me, squeaked Sonata. Aria instinctively bottomed out inside of her wife, letting out a dull, low-pitched whine. Sonata let out a shrill, wordless shriek as Aria erupted inside her, filling her to the brim.

Aria slumped forward onto the bed, huffing tiredly as she recovered from her climax. Sonata giggled happily, using her hand to keep Aria’s deposit inside.

“That was fun,” panted Sonata.

“Hells yeah,” Aria agreed. Sonata turned to face Aria, basking in the happy glow of her smile.

“Maybe we should go one more time,” said Sonata. “Y’know, just to make sure.”

Aria grinned, rubbing her leaking member gently.

“Yeah,” she said. "Just to make sure."

Author's Note

Ahh, I feel like I just wrote my first story again. Only difference is, this time, I'm acutely aware that it's not good.

Well, readers, I hope you enjoyed this story, regardless of my awkward, uncomfortable virgin-clop. I hope I still managed to make this story at least decent in some facet. Be sure to tell me what you think about it.

Thanks for reading!