The cake triangle

by RainRariPieJackTwiShy

Rating: teen
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Romance, Comedy, Rarity, Random, Pinkie Pie
Length: 925

Pinkie likes Rainbow Dash, she has no idea. Chaos and fun ensues...

Rainbow is going on a date with Pinkie, but rainbow is clueless due to an extremely confusing almost rap a couple of seconds ago. Guess you'll just have to read to find out what happens...

Published 2016-06-18 18:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-18 18:20:01 UTC

The 3 o'clock Pinkie Pie surprise...

At three o'clock, Rainbow flew up to Sugarcube corner, expecting to move some crates and shoot some guns. But that is not what she saw. Instead, she saw a big banner with the word 'Pinkiedash!', on it. And then she saw Pinkie Pie herself, resting on top of one of the Cake's most expensive tables, in a slightly compromising pose. And no guns or crates in sight. Not that Rainbow was that excited anyway. I mean, the gun thing sounded awesome to her, but moving crates just didn't seem fun... and it didn't sound like Pinkie Pie...

"C'mon Dashie! We're almost to the room!", Pinkie said, and leaped off the table.

"Okay then..." Dash said trailing off.

"Here we are!", Pinkie squealed as they had stepped through several doors and finally reached 'the room'.

"Wow...", Dash said, trailing off again.

"Isn't it great?!", Pinkie yelled.

"Woah!", Rainbow yelled.

"Do you not like it?", Pinkie said, her hair starting to droop.

"Uh, no, Pinks, this is incredible!", Rainbow yelled excitedly, taking in all of the decorations. Crazy and romantic as they were, they gave off a decent vibe. 'Wait, hold on,' Rainbow said as she thought to herself, 'romantic?' Nah, this was Pinkie Pie, besides that party pony was always a little crazy! The heart shaped cookies and candles were a little weird, though. Maybe Pinks was going for more of an oriental look? 'Yeah, that must be it,' Rainbow thought.

"So how do you like it?", Pinkie asked.

"Pinkie it's incredible!", Dash yelled, almost squealing. Very uncharacteristically, I might add.

"Glad you like it," Pinkie said, smiling a bit bigger than normal.

"Why wouldn't I?", Rainbow asked.

"Well, it's just-", Pinkie started. "Never mind," she said cutting herself off. "It's not important as long as my good friend Rainbow Dashie loves it!"

'Rainbow Dashie?', Dash thought to herself. 'Oh well, Pinkie Pie will be Pinkie Pie', Rainbow said inwardly.

"So let's bring out the food!", Pinkie yelled.

The candles flickered, going out for a second, and then food appeared on the table, levitated in by a blue aura of magic.

Rainbow looked to her right, then to her left, and saw Rarity.

"Hello, darlings.", she said squealing. "So happy she agreed," she said winking at Pinkie.

'Okay, this is weird', Rainbow thought.

"Wanna cookie?", Pinkie asked.

"Um, sure," Dash replied, still not exactly understanding what was happening. Or that she was on a date.

Pinkie actually just stayed quiet for a couple of seconds, which never happens.

'This must be real important to her,' Rainbow thought, as she took a bite of the cookie. But she had to know something. "Pinkie why all the heart shaped cookies and oriental rugs and designs? And why the romantic atmosphere?", Rainbow asked confusedly.

"Oh, you don't know silly?", Pinkie said looking confused as well.

"Well no, not really.", Rainbow said as she scratched at her mane.

"We're on a date!", Pinkie exclaimed suddenly, beaming with all her pearly whites visible.

"Really, cause I thought we were stacking crates. And shooting guns and-", Rainbow said cutting herself off. "I misheard that this morning didn't I?", Rainbow asked blushing profusely.

"Darling you should really get more sleep," Rarity's voice sounded from behind 'the room's' curtain...

Chapter one, (Dash's sleep deprivation problem)

Pinkie was a strange pony. A pony strange enough to let someone she likes know that she likes them by throwing some confetti in their face, and singing a song about her attraction to them. Which by the way is indecipherable, because, come on, it's Pinkie Pie! And this is what Rainbow had to go through, as she stood stock still, frozen in shock as Pinkie did just that. Bouncing around, talking faster than Rainbow could do a sonic rainboom. And that was very amazing, yet slightly frustrating. Rainbow zoned out in sheer unbelievableness until Pinkie was all of a sudden waving her hoof in front of her face, and screaming about sugar induced comas. Rainbow grabbed Pinkie's hoof out of pure annoyance, and smacked it on the ground. Rainbow did not have time for this. She had to get to Fluttershy's cottage to help her with some animal stuff. And so Pinkie raised her hoof, unfazed like Rainbow knew she'd be, asking Rainbow the one question she'd wanted to ask her for a really long time! "Rainbow will you go on a date with me? I promise it'll be totally super fun!" Except, she says it fast, and Rainbow is still half asleep. So this is what Rainbow hears. "Rainbow will you move a crate with me? I promise there will be a gun!" And as Rainbow is still asleep and just wants Pinkie to stop talking, she nods her head and agrees. "Yah!", Pinkie cheers. "Meet me at Sugarcube corner at 3:00 o'clock today? I promise you won't regret it! I will make it worth it! Because you're worth it! You're so awesome, and pretty! And I promise it will be totally fun!"
Except here's what Rainbow Dash hears...
"Meet me at Sugarcube corner at three o'clock today? I promise there will be no bets made on the crickets. I promise I will make it birth it! Because you're worth it! You're so done and witty! And I promise there will be guns!" Rainbow just nods again. She is to tired to fully comprehend what she is agreeing to. Or even what she thinks she's agreeing to. Because Rainbow Dash is sleepy. And that is why these things happen.