Fastest Mare Alive?

SHOUT OUT TO CHEIGHLUND, FOR POINTING OUT THAT PINKIE PIE DIDN'T TECHNICALLY WIN. THIS IS FOR YOUU!!!

The place Pinkie Pie had chosen was basic; a rock farm. But not just any rock farm; HER rock farm.

Twilight stepped up in front of the two ponies lined up, and her horn flared. "Three, two one, GREEN!" She screamed. Pinkie ad Rainbow ran and flew for about two seconds, before turning back, to stare at Twilight, who giggled nervously. "Foaling, foaling, GO!" This time she shot a beam into the sky.Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash took off, blowing up an entire boulder as they went.

Rainbow Dash was flying, flying faster than she ever had before. She had already done three sonic Rainbooms in a row, and yet, she knew, instinctively, that Pinkie Pie was keeping pace.

Ignoring the cramping pain in her wings, Rainbow Dash pushed on wards, and was rewarded by two more Rainbooms. Smiling triumphantly, Rainbow glanced down, only for the smile to be ripped of her face.

Pinkie Pie was keeping up with her. And she was . . . bouncing? Yeah, she was, just like the way she hops around town. Rainbow Dash gritted her teeth. "Come on Pinkie! This isn't a stupid game! Stop bouncing and actually run!"

As soon as the words were out, Rainbow Dash regretted saying them. Pinkie glanced up, and, even though Rainbow Dash couldn't hear what she was saying, thanks to the roaring in her ears, Pinkies lips seemed to say 'Okie-Dokie-Lokie.' And then she ran.

Rainbow Dash was blown back from the wave that Pinkie Pie left behind. A millisecond later, Twilight teleported beside her. "Rainbow Dash?"

"Yeah?"

"Pinkie Pie won."

"Yeah, I got that."

Pinkie Pie appeared beside Twilight ad offered Rainbow her hoof. Gratefully taking it, Rainbow Dash pulled herself up. "So . . . . Think you could teach me how to do that?"

Pinkie Pie, Twilight and Rainbow Dash all started laughing, until Rainbow stopped and said "no, I'm serious." Pinkie and Twilight laughed harder and walked away. "Hey guys, wait up!" Rainbow whined, following them.