[13:05]
[After School - Canterlot High]
[It feels like I'm writing something in MW3]
A kid opened a door, panting, with numerous of sweat drops on him... along with blood. He stopped panting after a while and left, revealing a bloody kid in the room, head tilted backwards on his chair, possibly dead. This kid was known for his violent outbursts, known for his anger... known for the kid who's life was ruined by one person... Sunset Shimmer... or as I like to call her, Lava Girl because shut up. This kid was named simply as Steele. He was known for wearing his pure brown leather jacket, with black pants and black shoes and a white T-Shirt and had his brown hair pulled back into miniature shark fins.
He walked for a few minutes until he saw a vending machine. He looked at it like it was his enemy and let out a sigh. He then started rummaging in his back pocket, trying to get whatever was in there. Finally he pulled out a black leather tri-folded wallet, only to drop it.
"Damn it." Steele said. He picked it up off the ground and put it back in his hand. He pulled out a dollar out of it and put it in the vending machine, then pushed a slot that said, "Some Crappy Ass Soda." Then after a while, the soda can appeared on the bottom slot. He crouched down and picked it up, and opened it. The sound of opening a cold soda was heaven to him, as he drank away. "That hits the spot." he said to himself. He started walking down the empty halls, hearing nothing but his own footsteps. He sipped another part of his soda, but started coughing loudly, and yelled out in pain.
"Fuck!" he yelled. He looked at the can with anger eyes, and threw it on the ground, stomping it until it was just a flattened can. "Piece of shit." he said quietly. He continued walking for a while, until he heard voices. He turned the corner and immediately saw non-other than Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
"Do you think Sunset found Steele yet?" asked Rainbow.
"Find me? Why would she find me?" asked Steele to himself.
"Ah don't know. Ah sure hope so. She's been wantin' to talk to him fer a while now." Applejack said in a Southern accent.
"That fucking accent though." Steele said to himself once again. Just then, Sunset came into play and ran up towards them.
"Girls! Have you seen Steele yet?" asked Sunset.
"No, haven't seen him." responded Rainbow Dash.
"Why are they talking to each other like their friends?" asked Steele to himself. Apparently he was a little too loud and caught the attention of the girls. Sunset laid eyes on him, wide eyes.
"Steele!" yelled Sunset as she started running towards him. Steele's eyes widened.
"Oh gotta go!" yelled Steele as he started running, with the others following. They started running down the hallways.
"Steele wait!" yelled Sunset.
"Fuck you!" yelled Steele back. He turned the corner and knocked down a trash can. Sunset saw this and jumped over this, as well for Rainbow. Applejack was the unlucky one, and fell, but got up.
"I want to tell you something!" yelled Sunset.
"What to go kill myself? Sorry sweetheart, I've been trying since I began school!" yelled Steele back. He turned a corner again and this time hid behind it, waiting. Finally, Sunset came around the corner, only to be pushed full force by Steele. She fell on her shoulder, but ignored the pain and looked up at Steele. He started running again, with Rainbow helping Sunset up.
"Steele! She needs to tell yah something!" yelled Applejack.
"What? My shirt too swag or dank for yah?" said Steele intimidating Applejack.
"Don't you mock me you vermin!"
"What can I say, I mock!" Steele screeched around the corner, followed by Sunset, Rainbow and Applejack. "I'm also a pusher, a shover, a yanker." Steele turned around yet another corner and immediately saw a flight of stairs. He looked at the stairs with hesitation. Soon, the trio appeared behind him.
"Steele." said Sunset. Steele turned around, then back to the stairs. He gulped, and... jumped. "STEELE!" yelled Sunset. Steele jumped an entire flight of stairs. The landing wasn't good. He fell on the ground yelling out in pain, holding his leg.
"AAGGHH! FUCK!" he yelled. Sunset and the other two started running down the stairs. Steele saw this and quickly got up, despite breaking his leg. He started limping as fast as he could. He turned what seemed to be the 100th corner and soon saw a familiar locker, his locker. He quickly punched in the combination. Sunset, Rainbow and Applejack appeared behind the locker, but Steele shut it, holding a Desert Eagle in his hands. The girls screamed.
"Back up! Or I'll shoot!" yelled Steele.
"Steele, where'd you get that?" asked Rainbow.
"Shut the fuck up! Sunset! I've been waiting a long time for this. Ever since you ruined my life, I've only had one goal... to KILL YOU PERSONALLY!" yelled Steele. The three backed up. "Goodbye, Sunset Shimmer." he said.
"Steele WAIT!" yelled Sunset. She closed her eyes, waiting the inevitable. Steele pulled the trigger... nothing. All he got was a click. He pulled it again and got several more clicks. Sunset slowly opened her eyes, relieved that this day wasn't her last.
"What the-" was all Steele said. He pulled out his cartridge, and checked to see if there were any bullets. There wasn't any, someone took his bullets. Steele grew angry eyes.
"DAMN IT VINCE VAUGHN!" yelled Steele.
"Steele wait. Sunset needs to tell yah something. Also, never mock me again." Applejack said.
"No promises." Steele said. He looked at Sunset with angry eyes, who in returned rubbed her shoulder, not paying eye contact to him. "Well, spill!" yelled Steele.
"Steele... I'm... I'm sorry." said Sunset. Steele was unimpressed. All he did was give Sunset a dirty look. Sunset in returned just looked at him with sad eyes. Steele's impression still stayed there.
"Is that all? 'Oh I'm sorry for ruining your life by FRAMING ME BY SAYING THAT I'M GOING TO KILL THE PRINCIPAL ON THE INTERNET AND BREAKING MY LEG! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON, YOU DESERVE TO GET SHOT!" yelled Steele. He paused for a moment and grabbed his gun again, and pulled the trigger, getting another click. "Oh I forgot it's not loaded."
"Steele I'm extremely sorry. I've apologized to everyone and you're the last one. I've learnt my ways adn I'm a better person." she said. Steele kept looking at her. Sunset tried to grab his hand, only for Steele to pull back, putting it in his pocket. Sunset looked down. "If someone humiliated me the same way I did, I wouldn't want to forgive them as well." Steele looked at her, then grabbed her chin so she could look up at him. He still had an angry look.
"I don't blame people for their mistakes... but I do ask that they pay for them." he said. Sunset started tearing up.
"I'll do anything to get you to forgive me." said Sunset. Steele thought hard and long for a while.
"We could go to the fair." said Steele. Sunset's eye's widened.
"I'll do that." said Sunset.
"Deal. Not today though, we'll have to wait next week. I sort of, hurt my leg."
"Which day?"
"Saturday."
"Deal." With that, Sunset hugged Steele.
"Quick question. How were you able to run that long without getting tired? I can't even do that. And I'm awesome!" said Rainbow still panting.
"You try running away from the cops everyday of your life because you're an unstable person who either killed someone or robbed a convenient store... I'm a criminal." answered Steele, leaving Rainbow confused. Sunset then walked off, followed by Rainbow, leaving Steele and Applejack alone. Steele looked at his gun and put it in his locker.
"Ya gonna keep that?" asked Applejack.
"Yeah." said Steele.
"Wouldn't that be- uh, violation of school rules. No weapon allowed on campus?" asked Applejack. Steele looked at her with a, 'Shut the fuck up' look, then grabbed his gun, walked over to the window, and threw it.
"There's now it's not on campus anymore." He started limping away, with Applejack following him. She helped him by putting her arm around him, as did Steele.
"Yah did that right thing back there sugarcube."
"Hey I didn't say I completely forgiven her. I'm one not to forgive, I'm more of the, 'Get revenge and move on' type of guy,"
"Well where was the revenge back there?" Applejack raised an eyebrow while smiling, knowing that he went soft on her.
"The gun." Steele said simply.
"Oh yeah. Well, at least she finally has a date with yah, just like she always wanted."
"Well I simply use the gun for-" Steele paused for a moment, hearing Applejack's words filled his mind. "Wait what?"
"She likes you a lot sugarcube." Steele looked at her for a moment, then fell into laughter.
"Pfft, hahahaha!" laughed Steele. Applejack crossed her arms. Steele looked up and his expression changed. "Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder, HAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Steele harder. He got up, still laughing, tearing up.
"So tell me why, she likes me." said Steele still laughing.
"She thinks yer' cute, she won't stop talking about ya." said Applejack. Steele seemed unimpressed.
"Bullshit." Steele said.
"I'm tellin' ya the honest truth sugarcube."
"She thinks I'm cute, out of everyone in the school? Come on, me? I'm a horrible person." said Steele smiling.
"No yer' not." said Applejack. Steele's facial expression was now serious.
"Applejack I've killed many people, smuggled a lot of drugs, did half of them, sell fake drugs, fucked women, FUCKED men, I fucked your dog once." said Steele. Applejack was speechless. "Let me say it again. I. Fucked. Your. Dog." Steele then came up to her close, giving her the scariest look, making Applejack whimper. Moments later he raised his leg, kicking her in the face, though she seemed unfazed by this.
"Okay... that's it... gotta go... bye."
"WHA-"
[A week later]
[19:37:18]
[Steele's House]
Steele was on his couch, watching some stupid television show where it just showed a bunch of Spetsnaz soldiers just yelling out random words.
"Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu!" (Throwing a grenade! x11) yelled the Spetsnaz soldiers. Steele was confused.
"What the fuck am I watching?" asked Steele to himself. Then the doorbell rang, in which he got up and opened the door. It was Sunset Shimmer, dressed in her usual outfit... what you thought she was going to be dressed nicely?
"Hi Steele." said Sunset.
"Hey." replied Steele, in a not interested kind of way.
"Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu!" yelled the Spetsnaz on the television.
"Is that all they say?" asked Steele. There was a pause on the television.
"Black dick." said a Spetsnaz.
"Awwuuggghh." said Steele disgustingly.
They eventually arrived at the fair... y-yeah that's it. Steele couldn't help but not like this fair.
"I can't help but I don't like this fair." I just said that! Sunset wondered why he didn't like it.
"Why don't you like it." I just said that!
"Well first things first, there's a station where it says, 'Gas the Jews' where's there's real Jews getting gassed." The station did indeed have Jews in them, where they were getting gassed.
"OH GOD HELP ME! AAAGGGHHH!" yelled one of the Jews.
"Then's there's a booth that says, 'Join ISIS'."
"يأتي انضمام ISIS!" (yati aindimam ISIS) [Come join ISIS!] said the man in the booth.
"Then there's a 9/11 simulator where you actually create 9/11."
"WHERE GONNA CRASH! OH GOD! OH NO! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" yelled the kid playing it. Soon the, well... yeah you know.
"You win!" yelled the voice on the game.
"WOOHOO!"
"And over there is the 'Dank Memes' booth." There was a meme that said, 'When your friend pranks you by poking holes in your condoms and you end up getting his girl pregnant.' Then under that was a picture of DJ Khaled saying 'Congradulations... you played yourself.'
"What fair are we at again?"
"Oh, we're at, 'Racism and Violence Fair'." said Sunset. "We should be at the Happy Fair."
"How about I go to the, 'Kill Myself Fair'." said Steele with a straight face.
"Maybe later, come on let's go." said Sunset as she grabbed his hand and dragged him towards the other fair. They arrived shortly after their departure of the previous fair, and this one, it was more like a carnival than a fair. They had rides, like the Ferris Wheel, tattoo booths, face paint booths... again, Dank Memes booth, because why not.
The two had a blast at the fair, including Steele, who is generally not happy with most things. They participated in bumper cars, shooting booths, you know, water guns. Everything was fine, and they were enjoying their time with each other. There was even a theater, though they didn't go in there. Inside it was a documentary of people in society.
"All white people are racist, all men are massaginistic." said the woman on the screen.
"What the fuck does that even mean?" asked an Arabic guy in the room..
"This thing is an idiot." said another Arabic guy next to him. Out of the theater, Steele was walking with Sunset, who was holding cotton candy. She ate one piece of it.
"Pinkie Pie would go crazy for this." said Sunset as she ate another piece.
"What's with her and candy?" asked Steele.
"Eh, I don't know. Pinkie Pie thing." Steele then noticed something weird.
"Aw crap it's them." said Steele.
"Who?" asked Sunset. Steele then slowly closed his eyelids, only leaving little space for him to see.
"White people." he said blandly. There was a stage where a white person was dressed in a KKK outfit, with a little Mexican kid with his grandmother in front of them.
"If you chatted with my abuelita-" said the kid who was cut off by the KKK White person.
"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!" yelled the man into a microphone which caused an ear piercing ear rape.
"Move slow and he won't notice us." said Steele quietly as they slowly moved away. After a while they made it to the Ferris Wheel, they're last stop. They were at the top of the Ferris Wheel and they could see the whole entire city, all enlighten with... lights.
"Tonight was a great night, you know Steele." said Sunset. She then heard the sound of a lighter lighting. She turned to see Steele lighting his cigar. Steele turned his eyes, still the cigar in his mouth.
"What." he said with the cigar in his mouth.
"Steele!" yelled Sunset as she grabbed the cigar and threw it out of the Ferris Wheel. The lighten cigar landed in a pile of gasoline, that it was used for a clown's act, because clowns these days use lethal products.
"What? I can't smoke now?" asked Steele.
"Smoking's bad for you, you can get cancer." said Sunset.
"Actually I can't. Doctor says my white blood cells are 100 times more powerful so they block off any infectious deceases, including lethal ones. So basically I'm like Deadpool, except I CAN die." said Steele raising his hands as if he was waiting for a hug. Sunset raised an eyebrow.
"What?" asked Sunset. Steele's face became annoyed.
"Agh nevermind." He slumped on the seat. Sunset stared off into the night, in which Steele noticed this. "Beautiful night huh?"
"Yeah." She said not paying attention. Steele looked down, and felt that he should say something.
"Hey Sunset." said Steele.
"Hm." she said.
"Applejack told me that you think I'm... cute." Steele said. Sunset looked at him, and quickly turned away to hide her obvious blush. "Why do you think I'm cute?" Sunset was surprised at this question, so she turned towards him to answer.
"Well, it's- it's... you're just cute. That smirk that you get when you contemplate a plan, you're stance when you stand, your eyes that say, 'I am unimpressed', your leather jacket, your hair, everything about you is cute." said Sunset. Steele was surprised at this, that someone thought that he was... cute.
"Actually the eyes say, 'I don't care what you are saying and I really wish I weren't here right now.'. But there are many things wrong with me." said Steele.
"Like what?"
"Well to start things off, I'm an unstable sociopath, meaning I'm mentally unstable, and that I don't care for others. I have a very bad, BAD history, and I obviously can't control myself when I get angry, hence the unstableness."
"Well you don't show that off when you're around me."
"That's because you haven't angered me in any possible way... oh wait, YES YOU HAVE!" yelled Steele.
"I know, I know I've wronged you in the past, you were one of the few people I tried not to hurt because I liked you."
"You do realize that if you ever made me angry back in the past when you were... a bitch... I could've seriously hurt you, and by that I mean 6 feet under the ground... ALIVE. I would've became the king of the school and you would be slowly dying in a coffin." Sunset was surprised about his words.
"That's, that's kind of harsh."
"What can I say I'm a harsh person, meaning people shouldn't be in love with me sweetheart. So I suggest that you stop loving me and actually go for a boy that likes you, or the other way around." Steele seemed unfazed by his hurtful words. Sunset however, was heartbroken. She looked down. Steele saw this, mistake!
"Aw crap." he said to himself. "Listen I can still be your friend, the psychotic friend that everyone fears, but I'm still your friend, I just... friend-zoned you." Sunset looked at him, smiled and hugged him. Steele was surprised by this, but in the end he hugged her back.
"Thank you." said Sunset.
"No problem." said Steele as he casually grabbed her wallet from her back pocket. "Hehehehehe."
After the ride, they started walking towards the exit.
"This was a great night, even though you did friend-zoned me." said Sunset.
"What can I say? I'm your friend." said Steele as he dropped her wallet behind her on purpose. "Oh look, you dropped your wallet." Sunset looked back to see her wallet on the ground.
"Huh? How'd that get there?" asked Sunset. Steele grabbed her money from when he stole it earlier.
"Hehehehehe." he laughed to himself. Sunset got up and they both walked home, unbeknownst to them that the cigar that landed on the gasoline, created a fire in a tent. 67 souls were lost. The rest of Sunset's gang were watching them walk away.
"And there goes Canterlot's newest couple." said Rainbow Dash.
"Dashie? Haven't you heard, Steele friend-zoned them, weren't you paying attention to the story?" said Pinkie.
"I KNOW! Right?" said Nathan, one of my characters who's known for breaking the fourth wall and breaking all laws and physics. They looked at him with blank expressions. "I'm gonna go kill myself now." Nathan then walked off.
"You know there was a saying my grandmother used to use about love. L'amour vient sous de nombreuses formes. Vous devez choisir qui forment vous aimez le plus." (Love comes in many forms. You must choose which form you love the most.) said Rarity in French. Just then the white guy in the KKK suit showed up and had a megaphone.
"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!" yelled the KKK man. He then stopped using the megaphone for a moment. "White power."
