Apologizing

[A week later]

[19:37:18]

[Steele's House]

Steele was on his couch, watching some stupid television show where it just showed a bunch of Spetsnaz soldiers just yelling out random words.

"Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu!" (Throwing a grenade! x11) yelled the Spetsnaz soldiers. Steele was confused.

"What the fuck am I watching?" asked Steele to himself. Then the doorbell rang, in which he got up and opened the door. It was Sunset Shimmer, dressed in her usual outfit... what you thought she was going to be dressed nicely?

"Hi Steele." said Sunset.

"Hey." replied Steele, in a not interested kind of way.

"Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu! Brosat' granatu!" yelled the Spetsnaz on the television.

"Is that all they say?" asked Steele. There was a pause on the television.

"Black dick." said a Spetsnaz.

"Awwuuggghh." said Steele disgustingly.

They eventually arrived at the fair... y-yeah that's it. Steele couldn't help but not like this fair.

"I can't help but I don't like this fair." I just said that! Sunset wondered why he didn't like it.

"Why don't you like it." I just said that!

"Well first things first, there's a station where it says, 'Gas the Jews' where's there's real Jews getting gassed." The station did indeed have Jews in them, where they were getting gassed.

"OH GOD HELP ME! AAAGGGHHH!" yelled one of the Jews.

"Then's there's a booth that says, 'Join ISIS'."

"يأتي انضمام ISIS!" (yati aindimam ISIS) [Come join ISIS!] said the man in the booth.

"Then there's a 9/11 simulator where you actually create 9/11."

"WHERE GONNA CRASH! OH GOD! OH NO! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" yelled the kid playing it. Soon the, well... yeah you know.

"You win!" yelled the voice on the game.

"WOOHOO!"

"And over there is the 'Dank Memes' booth." There was a meme that said, 'When your friend pranks you by poking holes in your condoms and you end up getting his girl pregnant.' Then under that was a picture of DJ Khaled saying 'Congradulations... you played yourself.'

"What fair are we at again?"

"Oh, we're at, 'Racism and Violence Fair'." said Sunset. "We should be at the Happy Fair."

"How about I go to the, 'Kill Myself Fair'." said Steele with a straight face.

"Maybe later, come on let's go." said Sunset as she grabbed his hand and dragged him towards the other fair. They arrived shortly after their departure of the previous fair, and this one, it was more like a carnival than a fair. They had rides, like the Ferris Wheel, tattoo booths, face paint booths... again, Dank Memes booth, because why not.

The two had a blast at the fair, including Steele, who is generally not happy with most things. They participated in bumper cars, shooting booths, you know, water guns. Everything was fine, and they were enjoying their time with each other. There was even a theater, though they didn't go in there. Inside it was a documentary of people in society.

"All white people are racist, all men are massaginistic." said the woman on the screen.

"What the fuck does that even mean?" asked an Arabic guy in the room..

"This thing is an idiot." said another Arabic guy next to him. Out of the theater, Steele was walking with Sunset, who was holding cotton candy. She ate one piece of it.

"Pinkie Pie would go crazy for this." said Sunset as she ate another piece.

"What's with her and candy?" asked Steele.

"Eh, I don't know. Pinkie Pie thing." Steele then noticed something weird.

"Aw crap it's them." said Steele.

"Who?" asked Sunset. Steele then slowly closed his eyelids, only leaving little space for him to see.

"White people." he said blandly. There was a stage where a white person was dressed in a KKK outfit, with a little Mexican kid with his grandmother in front of them.

"If you chatted with my abuelita-" said the kid who was cut off by the KKK White person.

"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!" yelled the man into a microphone which caused an ear piercing ear rape.

"Move slow and he won't notice us." said Steele quietly as they slowly moved away. After a while they made it to the Ferris Wheel, they're last stop. They were at the top of the Ferris Wheel and they could see the whole entire city, all enlighten with... lights.

"Tonight was a great night, you know Steele." said Sunset. She then heard the sound of a lighter lighting. She turned to see Steele lighting his cigar. Steele turned his eyes, still the cigar in his mouth.

"What." he said with the cigar in his mouth.

"Steele!" yelled Sunset as she grabbed the cigar and threw it out of the Ferris Wheel. The lighten cigar landed in a pile of gasoline, that it was used for a clown's act, because clowns these days use lethal products.

"What? I can't smoke now?" asked Steele.

"Smoking's bad for you, you can get cancer." said Sunset.

"Actually I can't. Doctor says my white blood cells are 100 times more powerful so they block off any infectious deceases, including lethal ones. So basically I'm like Deadpool, except I CAN die." said Steele raising his hands as if he was waiting for a hug. Sunset raised an eyebrow.

"What?" asked Sunset. Steele's face became annoyed.

"Agh nevermind." He slumped on the seat. Sunset stared off into the night, in which Steele noticed this. "Beautiful night huh?"

"Yeah." She said not paying attention. Steele looked down, and felt that he should say something.

"Hey Sunset." said Steele.

"Hm." she said.

"Applejack told me that you think I'm... cute." Steele said. Sunset looked at him, and quickly turned away to hide her obvious blush. "Why do you think I'm cute?" Sunset was surprised at this question, so she turned towards him to answer.

"Well, it's- it's... you're just cute. That smirk that you get when you contemplate a plan, you're stance when you stand, your eyes that say, 'I am unimpressed', your leather jacket, your hair, everything about you is cute." said Sunset. Steele was surprised at this, that someone thought that he was... cute.

"Actually the eyes say, 'I don't care what you are saying and I really wish I weren't here right now.'. But there are many things wrong with me." said Steele.

"Like what?"

"Well to start things off, I'm an unstable sociopath, meaning I'm mentally unstable, and that I don't care for others. I have a very bad, BAD history, and I obviously can't control myself when I get angry, hence the unstableness."

"Well you don't show that off when you're around me."

"That's because you haven't angered me in any possible way... oh wait, YES YOU HAVE!" yelled Steele.

"I know, I know I've wronged you in the past, you were one of the few people I tried not to hurt because I liked you."

"You do realize that if you ever made me angry back in the past when you were... a bitch... I could've seriously hurt you, and by that I mean 6 feet under the ground... ALIVE. I would've became the king of the school and you would be slowly dying in a coffin." Sunset was surprised about his words.

"That's, that's kind of harsh."

"What can I say I'm a harsh person, meaning people shouldn't be in love with me sweetheart. So I suggest that you stop loving me and actually go for a boy that likes you, or the other way around." Steele seemed unfazed by his hurtful words. Sunset however, was heartbroken. She looked down. Steele saw this, mistake!

"Aw crap." he said to himself. "Listen I can still be your friend, the psychotic friend that everyone fears, but I'm still your friend, I just... friend-zoned you." Sunset looked at him, smiled and hugged him. Steele was surprised by this, but in the end he hugged her back.

"Thank you." said Sunset.

"No problem." said Steele as he casually grabbed her wallet from her back pocket. "Hehehehehe."

After the ride, they started walking towards the exit.

"This was a great night, even though you did friend-zoned me." said Sunset.

"What can I say? I'm your friend." said Steele as he dropped her wallet behind her on purpose. "Oh look, you dropped your wallet." Sunset looked back to see her wallet on the ground.

"Huh? How'd that get there?" asked Sunset. Steele grabbed her money from when he stole it earlier.

"Hehehehehe." he laughed to himself. Sunset got up and they both walked home, unbeknownst to them that the cigar that landed on the gasoline, created a fire in a tent. 67 souls were lost. The rest of Sunset's gang were watching them walk away.

"And there goes Canterlot's newest couple." said Rainbow Dash.

"Dashie? Haven't you heard, Steele friend-zoned them, weren't you paying attention to the story?" said Pinkie.

"I KNOW! Right?" said Nathan, one of my characters who's known for breaking the fourth wall and breaking all laws and physics. They looked at him with blank expressions. "I'm gonna go kill myself now." Nathan then walked off.

"You know there was a saying my grandmother used to use about love. L'amour vient sous de nombreuses formes. Vous devez choisir qui forment vous aimez le plus." (Love comes in many forms. You must choose which form you love the most.) said Rarity in French. Just then the white guy in the KKK suit showed up and had a megaphone.

"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!" yelled the KKK man. He then stopped using the megaphone for a moment. "White power."