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Aria Blaze: Throat Puncher

by Dubs Rewatcher
Decades after being banished to Earth, Aria Blaze is possessed by a strange force that compels her to punch people in the throat. Rainbow Rocks retold, with Aria as a throat-punching psychopath.

It’s been twenty long years since the Dazzlings were banished to Earth, snatched away from their homes, their powers, and their real bodies. Every waking moment is plagued by hunger and weakness. In short: Aria Blaze hates her life.

But on the night of the Fall Formal, Aria finds herself overtaken by a strange, burning sensation that jolts through her limbs and lives in her knuckles. A strange, alien voice keeps talking to her. And soon after, she becomes obsessed with punching things—humans, ponies, even sirens—in the throat. To her, anything with a throat is now a target.

She is Aria Blaze: Throat Puncher.

A retelling of Rainbow Rocks in which Aria Blaze is a throat-punching psychopath.


Inspired by a conversation with Cerulean Voice and Majin Syeekoh.
Thanks to Pascoite, Cerulean Voice, AugieDog, FDA_Approved, Craine, Imaginary Valued, Light Striker, and Syntavant for editing. You guys rock so friggin' hard.
Coverart by Zorbitas!

Updated every Monday.

Teen
Complete
Dark
Comedy
Equestria Girls
Random
Alternate Universe
 
DSM

29031 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

12 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: The Genesis of the Throat Puncher 2016-07-14 21:16:13 UTC
    1888
  2. NEVER 2016-07-14 21:18:34 UTC
    1758
  3. EVER 2016-07-14 21:20:14 UTC
    1389
  4. MESS 2016-07-14 21:21:30 UTC
    779
  5. WITH 2016-07-14 21:28:59 UTC
    1627
  6. THE 2016-08-29 20:27:37 UTC
    1260
  7. ARIA 2016-09-06 03:46:27 UTC
    3117
  8. BLAZE: 2016-09-12 17:39:28 UTC
    2343
  9. THROAT 2016-09-19 19:00:15 UTC
    2104
  10. PUNCHER 2016-09-26 19:50:41 UTC
    3523
  11. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2016-10-04 00:02:48 UTC
    4953
  12. Epilogue: The Passion of the Throat Puncher 2016-10-10 20:44:25 UTC
    4290