This story is a spin-off of Heaven's Gift but is a stand-alone.

Just in case anyone came here looking for the theoretical plot, well this is a clopfic.

P. S. This does not contain "gore" or any of the sort. The "eat" here refers to sexual acts

another P.S., Sequel has been finished. Romancing Princess Celestia
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"Hey...uh...Mr. Winters?" a young foal slowly approached the bench I sat on and pulled out a pen.

I looked towards his direction with a calm look on my face, "hm?"

"I was wondering... you're a human right?" the unicorn asked timidly.

I nod despite the answer to his question being obvious.

"T-then...based on the books princess Twilight wrote about you... you eat plants and...m-meat?" his tone was beginning to get a little shaky.

"My body was designed to eat either plants or meat, so yeah, I can eat meat." I replied nonchalantly.

"Does that mean you also eat—" the unicorn looked left and right before closing in on me and whispering, "—ponies?"

"Well, of course no—" I abruptly stopped.