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"What'cha makin'?" James Heckle calls to me.

"Microwaved Marichan Pork-Flavour Ramen." I reply.

"Does it taste good? 'Cause I've had Marichan Chicken Ramen boiled, and it was great."

"Ohhh yes"

"Hmm. Maybe you could teach me the recipe sometime?"

"That sounds nice."

The Microwave beeps to show that the meal is ready. "Well that's my cue." I say, then get the Ramen into a bowl, and go into the living room to eat. James follows me with a bowl of Cheery O's Cereal. I sit on the couch, and pull out my JoyBoy Advanced and got out a Human game called "Pokémon Ruby" that Twilight gave me from the human world. She said it was Spike's Idea. James sits down next to me and turns on the Television.

"Whazzat?" I ask.

"A Pokémon Black & White Season 1 VHS Tape Twi gave me." He replies

"Maybe that's related to my Pokémon Ruby Game"

"Nah, I think it's a different series."

"But... It's Pokémon?"

"A different Pokémon"

"Ohh... 'Kay" I continued to eat my noodles and play my game at the same time. After a while, I finished my noodles right at a good Save-Point. 'All these damn coincidences.' I think to myself. Damn, such a thinker I am. Heh. Rhyme.

I know I have the responsibility to wash the dishes, but I don't do it until after supper, 'cause I hate having to repeatedly wash my dishes over and over and over and over.... I put my dishes in the sink, and go to our room.

CHAT LOG

6/7/20016

7:05

Players Online

Duklin5

PartyPieofPink

CazzyODUNN1

Duklin5: Heyyy!

PartyPieofPink: Hiya! What's up!

CazzyODUNN1: Hello..

Duklin5: Only 3 Ponies here today?

Duklin5: Well then.

Duklin5: That's

PartyPieofPink: I was on for 9 hours and 7 hours in Cazzy joined.

Duklin5: Strange.

PartyPieofPink: for the previous 7 hours before 5:00 NO ONE WAS ON and I was really sad because no one was on.

CazzyODUNN1: I figured you'd be on, so I joined..

CazzyODUNN1: I knew it..

PartyPieofPink: Wby do you always speak with 2 periods at the end of your sentences?

CazzyODUNN1: 'Cause that's how I learned it??

CazzyODUNN1 I always wondered why you speak in one..

Duklin5: Makes sense.

PartyPieofPink: Sooooooooooooooooooo weird!

Duklin5: Pinkie Pie!

Duklin5: No!

b]PartyPieofPink: Makes you sound like you're depressed all the time.

CazzyODUNN1: Same thing I think about your way of typing..

CazzyODUNN1: Saying "Wby" and all..

PartyPieofPink: SHUT UP!!!!

Duklin5: GUYS!

Duklin5: STOP!

Duklin5: You're getting irritating fighting like this!

PartyPieofPink: Sorry.......

CazzyODUNN1: Okay..

PartyPieofPink: I'll stop..

CazzyODUNN1: We'll stop*

PartyPieofPink: Don't Correct me!

Duklin5: You'll BOTH stop ARGUING! >:(

Duklin5: Cazzy, Stop baiting Pinkie Pie and being a grammar nazi.

Duklin5: [ Content Deleted ]

CazzyODUNN1: uhh...

Duklin5: Pinkie, stop making fun of Cazzy's way of punctuation, and getting really ticked off and using all caps.

CazzyODUNN1: What's a Grammar Nazi??

PartyPieofPink: A Grammar Nazi is someone who makes fun of someone's Grammar and/or Speling.

Duklin5: It's a human term

PartyPieofPink: What, didn't you go to Twilight Sparkle's Human Term class a few months ago?

CazzyODUNN1: I though the classes would be crowded..

PartyPieofPink: There is a maximum of 10 Ponies per class.

CazzyODUNN1: Oh...

CazzyODUNN1: Guess I missed something important..

PartyPieofPink: It's Okay!

Duklin5: Twi's still taking classes. It just costs a lot more

CazzyODUNN1: How much??

Duklin5: lemme check online

Duklin5: brb

CazzyODUNN1: k

Duklin5 is now AFK

PartyPieofPink left the game.

Duklin5 is no longer AFK AFK

Duklin5: 26 Bits

CazzyODUNN1: Oh my Celestia!!

CazzyODUNN1: That's alot!!

Duklin5: Yeah.

Duklin5: Wait

Duklin5: Pinkie Left?

Duklin5: Without warning?

CazzyODUNN1: Somehow..

CazzyODUNN1: Mom's saying I have to go..

CazzyODUNN1: bye..

Duklin5: bye.

CazzyODUNN1 left the game

DISCONNECTED

'What should I do now?' I think, 'There's StreamEquestria (YouTube), Ill do that.' So I get on StreamEquestria. I'm thinking of watching or joining Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie's Minecraft livestream in 30 minutes when It's planned to start. I watch a 28 minute Trotting Dead video by Dash made a while back.

1 hour later

I've been waiting for HALF A BUCKING HOUR and they haven't got on yet.

"What the hell is happening with them? First, Pinkie Leaves the game without warning and now her and Rainbow Dash are super late to a stream?" I say out loud, "She's never late to a stream. Always either super early or exactly on time."

Friends List

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Sorted by: Date added*[First-last]*

YOU: {Duklin5} ONLINE "BONUS DUCKS!"

{HecklerofTHEM} OFFLINE "I'm an Oxymoron."

{CazzyODUNN1} OFFLINE "Crazy O'sunny.."

{ClabbyClabbyDance} ONLINE "I named a dance move after myself because it sounds cool"

{StoneCutter764} ONLINE (In Game: *Minecraft)*** "JUST BUCKING DEAL WITH IT!"

{Cloudsdust1123} ONLINE (In Game: *Minecraft)*** "Alicorn Non-Princess"

{DiamondAxe7601} ONLINE (In Game: *Minecraft)*** "YOSHI"

{AWESOMEDASH} ONLINE "20% Cooler then everything you know"

{PartyPieofPink} ONLINE "" "IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!!"

{DJPon-3} ONLINE (In: *MusicS Music Maker)*** "Wubadub dub Mothabuckas!"

{Fluttershy01} ONLINE (In Game: *7 Moons to die)*** "Trying out new games"

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Rainbow and Pinkie are online... But not anywhere else?

"Hey... James!" I call to James.

...

"JAMES!"

"Coming!" He finally replies. I can hear him galloping down the hall. He opens the door really hard. "Yes?"

"Do you have an idea what this might be?" I point to Pinkie & Rainbow's Names.

"Yeah..." He looks at me like I'm retarded. "Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are online."

"Well, what are they supposed to be streaming?"

"Babe." He rolled his eyes, "They aren't streaming."

"Pinkie Left without warning on our Minecraft Server."

"What?"

I pull up their livestream on StreamEquestria. It STILL isn't rolling. I point at the Title. 'MINECRAFT PONYVILLE MINIGAMES LIVESTREAM AT 8:15'. Then I point at the chat, filled with angry fans wondering why it's 8:49 and they aren't on yet. "See?"

"What the buck is going on?"

"I don't know, but I have a theory."

"What?"

"Y'know. The-uh... The thing?"

"The thing?"

"Yeah. The thing."

He thinks for a few seconds, then gasps when he realizes. "They're seriously ditching their fans to fuck each other?"

"Either that or someone got seriously hurt."

"Yeah, that makes more sense."

"No, them having sex does."

"True dat."