Stoned Dogs Get Rocked On
Stoned Dogs Get Rocked On
By Jonathan Chung Nguyen
Authors note: This is a story requested by Alphex and should not be taken seriously. This story may be disturbing, but disturbingly hilarious. It's not a giant trollfic, but actually something that could be taken seriously like I Like to be a Tree. No I'm just kidding about that, but you know what I mean. I hope you actually read it before rating and I like to thank you, enjoy!
Inside the caves of an underground gem mine, three diamond dogs were lazily laying around in an open cavern. The room was dark with a thin light peaking through the ceiling on to a gem, Illuminating the room in a light shade of yellow and purple. The diamond dogs were average sized, but beefed in nature. They all shared the same traits, but had different color coats. One diamond dog lazily got up and glared at the other two.
"I don't get it still. How could we lose that precious pony due to whining!", exclaimed the standing diamond dog as he clenched his fist and slammed it against a nearby wall. "Just imagine all the gems and jewels we could of had."
The other dogs just stared at him like he was crazy. They both knew the reason and they only shook their heads in the bad memory. It's because "her majesty" Rarity was the worst piece of flank in all of Equestria! All she ever done for the diamond dogs was whine and ruin their perfectly routed mines. Also, Rarity would threaten to chop off their man pride if they tried anything funny with her. Instead of responding back to the standing dog, both diamond dogs just sighed in depression.
"When I see her again I'll giver her a piece of my mind. No one messes with us Diamond dogs!", he shouts as he gave a bitter kick against the wall.
The wall shook then began to crumble. Cracks began forming up towards the top of ceiling as the whole cavern began to crumble around them. The light from the ceiling grew larger and then was blocked completely for a couple of second by large round object. The round large boulder bound to tip over and right under it was the standing diamond dog.
"Oh...this isn't good."
Suddenly, an explosion of debris flew everywhere as the boulder tipped over into the cavern. The standing diamond dog was completely safe because he was able to barely dodge the oncoming rock. The other diamond dogs scramble on to their feet to see if their comrade is safe.
"Man are you alright?"
"Yeah I think I'm okay, if it weren't this stupid....", but the diamond dog only stood there with his jaw wide open. He was staring into the most beautiful rock he ever seen.
Outside in the Everfree forest was a rock, but not just any rock. A boulder named Tom. He was rejected by Rarity after the reign of Discord and is silently depressed as he waits for someone to claim him.
I guess no one wants me, I am only a rock. I can't talk, but I can surely give a conversation. I don't have any ears, but I am willing to listen. I'm a lonely rock with no one to care for me.
Suddenly a rumble occurred below Tom and he fell into dark abyss. Shortly after, Tom regain his consciousness and opened his "eyes" to only stare at three gruff and disgusting monsters. Giving off a silent scream, Tom began to shake on the inside and asked, "What do you want from me?"
"Your the most beautiful gem I ever seen!"
"Gem? I'm only a rock! A rock no one loves..."
The diamond dog only slowly rubs the side of the rock slowly as he walked closer to the huge boulder. The other diamond dogs, hypnotized by the godly sight, followed the leading dog. They began cornering the poor rock on all sides. Each of them embracing the rock with their faces and their bodies.
Tom never felt so violated in his life, his cracks and hole were being caressed and filled with inexpressible sensations. He felt the beasts' fur riding up against his sides as their fingers and hips grind up against his body. He tries to hold his breathe from the strange pleasure.
"I been heating for a while and your the perfect toy for me", as the other diamond dogs nodded in agreement.
A diamond dog behind him began to fiddle his fingers inside of Tom. A shot of pleasure surged through Tom as he can feel the dog's fingers twisting and turning inside his rough cracks. Another Dog was constantly rubbing against tom which made Tom numb on the inside as he began to sag in his mind.
One particular diamond dog was prepared to do something vulgar. She began to grind her body against the rock hard stone. Electricity was racing through out her body as surges of pleasure and made her body weak. The other diamond dogs took notice and supported her during the whole process, by finding the largest lump from the rock's swagger. Positioning herself the diamond dog explains, "Please go easy I'm only a Virgin."
The diamond dog pushed herself up against the huge hard rock and sent a surge of pleasure all over her body. She squealed a bit then began moved her body forward as she kept brushing herself up against Tom. The firmness against her coat traveled down her body to her rump. The diamond dog ground her flank into the tree, sending a tingle down her spine.
A shade of red began to slowly appear across the dog's face as she pulls back to retain her sanity, but the other Diamond dogs refuse to see the entertainment stop and pushed her against the rock once against sending huge chill wave coursing through her body. She twitched from the overwhelming experience and gave a loud moan. Her breathing pattern were erratically and began to grow deeper and more erotic. The rock only stood there silently.
"What's with you guys? Can't you let me have it easy?"
"Not so fast, I'm going to enjoy myself while I have the chance ever since that pony ruined my life", exclaimed the dog as he too inserted his long hard shaft into the female diamond dog.
The female diamond dog gave a loud moan feeling his shaft deep inside her and the huge rock penetrating behind. The male diamond dog pushed up against her, grinding her up against the boulder while thrusting her insides in the process. Her body began to grow numb as her arms grew weak. Her eyes were rolled back from the unbelievable pleasure. Her breathing began to feel hot and she couldn't think anymore. Both ends of her were stimulated by a repeating thrust going deep inside her. Her chest pressed against the diamond dog while her back was pressed hard against the rock hard stone.
Slowly the female diamond dog was always moving with the two hard stones and began to moan loudly as the third diamond dog only stood their to watch with his own pleasure. The diamond dog inside the female one began to push deeper towards her stomach. His shaft was being crushed by her tight tunnels connecting to the rock behind her. She was squealing and twitched from the on believable sensation. She was close to climax and tried to hold her moans to retain her pride.
She wasn't alone as the male diamond dog wasn't holding back shot his juices deep inside the female diamond dog and she covered his mouth to moan a muffled sound still grind up against the rock behind her. The female diamond dog stood there weakly then slowly dropped to the floor to be unconscious.
The male diamond dog looked back towards the other diamond dog and they both knew what they were thinking. What the hell just happen?
"Hey Twilight I forgot what am I doing here?", asked Applejack as she got up from a mat from the floor.
"You wanted your memory to be erased remember...oh wait", replied Twilight cleaning up the material used for the process.
"Oh well I reckon you know what I didn't want to remember. Gosh this is the second time this month."
Applejack left the library to return to her house. She greeted Big Mac and Granny Smith then noticed something strange in her room. There was a giant boulder sitting on her bed that was oddly shiny.
"Aww noo... I didn't do it again didn't I?
There were several Trojan wrappings on the floor and she cursed to herself from her sore rump
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Reference from I'd Like to be a Tree
I hope you enjoy. If your wondering how that last scene happen... let creativity rock your boat.
[If this ever gets popular, I guess I'll write a side story of this side story.]
