Chapter 4

I woke up.

Gradually, but not optimisticallly.

You're still up Shit Creek without a paddle, Anon. Your only real friend left you. A single tear is produced from not only the stretching and yawning, but also the thought I put into my head. Rarity quickly follows my actions. She puts an arm around my chest, snuggling into my neck.

"Good morning, love." She says groggily.

That phrase would've felt better had I not burdened myself with current events.

"Good morning." I say, messing with her curly hair in one hand. It helps.

I look over to my bedside clock. 6:30. We've got time to spare.

"Do you like eggs?" I asked her.

"Yes. Over easy, preferably." She answered.

"Good thing you're sleeping with a master egg chef."

She giggled softly. I slipped out of her arms to get up. Obviously, it takes me at least five minutes to stand up. These bones are old. I walk into the kitchen and prepare the aforementioned breakfast. The eggs cracked and spread asymmetrically on the pan. Bubbles make the eggs seem as if they're levitating.

That's enough imagery for now. Or is it?

Rarity walked into the kitchen, her footsteps almost soft enough to where I can't hear them. She leaned on the doorway that connects the kitchen to the hallway. She was watching me. Admiring me, maybe? I was only wearing my underwear, and I've seen enough bougie Facehoof posts about stuff like this.

"You've got such a nice bottom, anon." She says subtly.

I almost drop my spatula at the comment.

"I don't think you understand how much I would just watch you do things. It's almost intoxicating to me."

"I'm not that great." I responded.

She walked behind me, feeling up my bare back. "I beg to differ."

The sensation was warming. I finished the eggs, and put them on separate plates. After that, I felt Rarity spank me. I jumped at the shock.

"Rarity!" I turned to face her, flustered.

"Mmf!" Rarity uttered, biting her bottom lip. "I can't get enough of you."

"I can certainly say the same as it pertains to you," I picked up both plates to put them on the dining room table. "But we have food to eat."

She gave me a pouting expression, so I gave her a smooch on the cheek as I passed her. I placed the plates adjacent to each other, along with forks. I pulled out her chair for her to sit in.

She gasped in feign gratitude. "Such a gentleman!"

I smirked. "That's me."

I sat next to her, poking into the eggs instantly. She kept her upright posture, cutting off tiny pieces at a time.

"These are pretty good. Well, when it comes to cooking eggs, these are better than what eggs are expected to taste like." She judged.

I smirked. "They just need a little bit extra to make them good. It's hard to hate eggs."

"True."

We sat there in awkward silence, at least I was. Rarity has been flirtatious this whole morning. Just then, I noticed an evil look out of my peripheral sight. In a swift motion, Rarity knocked the plate over onto my crotch.

"What the hell!" I exclaimed.

"Oops! Sorry. My hand slipped." She said, her feign surprise ever so noticeable. I wish I could play along, but school is in 20 minutes. We have to go.

"C'mon, Rarity. We don't have time for these games. School starts soon." I said.

She flashed an innocent look at me with her beautiful eyes. I shuddered slightly. She's so pretty.

"What games are you talking about, Anon? It was purely an accident."

I flattened my brow in mild disapproval. "Could you grab me some towels for this, at least?"

"I've got a better idea." She said, going under the table.

The tablecloth hid anything from sight, but I knew what she was doing. I felt her prescense near my crotch instantly. Her breath sent electricity through my body.

"Only if it's fine with you, darling." She said.

I breathed in sharply. "Yeah."

And, as if my words flipped a switch, I felt contact to my boxer briefs instantly. She quickly slid them down my legs, exposing my member to the elements.

"Mmm, your cock looks so tasty, Anon." She said lustfully. Her profanity sounded so off, but also so sexy.

"You didn't even clean off the eggs, you just put them on the ground, now." I huffed. Probably not the most fitting thing to say.

She didn't even respond, she must've been enraptured by what's going on between my legs. I felt one of her hands grasp my dick at the base. Then, I felt her lips close around my tip. I moaned in excitement, restraining from bucking my hips. She began to suckle and lick around the tip of my member, all the while softly jerking it as well. The pleasure felt so intense that I couldn't move.

"Jesus Christ..." I gushed out.

Something about not seeing it all going on made it even more exciting to the touch. I was in bliss. She began to take her lips off of my head with an audible "pop", which sent even more pleasure through me. I slapped my hand on the table, gripping the tablecloth. She gradually took deeper lengths into her mouth, so gradual that I didn't even notice it happening until she took her hand that was stimulating me away. She eventually reached the base of my cock.

"Fucking hell, You are amazing at this..." I said.

She popped off of my member to respond, her hand taking the place of her mouth. "It's unladylike not to be."

I would've liked to disagree to that, but I don't think now is the time to. She lapped at the tip of my dick fervently. This made me begin to buck in her hand. Then, at a moment's notice, she slid my length into her mouth all at once. I gasped in pure bliss. She began bobbing up and down, generating very crude, but also somehow very pleasing noises. It sounded like something between choking and sucking, which I guess she was doing both. She didn't slow down at all, quickly bringing me close to climax.

"Engh...Fuck! Rarity, I'm about to cum!" I warned.

She slid off of my member, leaving it twitching in restricted release. "We can't have that yet, love. I need my needs fulfilled as well."

She crawled out from under the table, to the side. She stood up, wiping off her mouth.

"Over here." She motioned. I cooperated most enthusiastically. She bent over, lifting her nightgown to reveal her beautiful bare bottom. It easily resembled a peach at first glance.

"I think you know what comes next." She said, looking back at me lustfully.

Just then, I thought of something. A sinister grin spread across my face. "I think I do as well."

I quickly kneeled behind her, spreading her rear to expose her treasures.

"A-anon! This isn't what I meant!" Rarity exclaimed.

"Are you sure?" I asked coyly. I swiftly stuffed my face between her cheeks, licking her womanhood with speed.

She jolted her head forwards almost robotically, gasping. I ate her pussy like it was my final meal on death row. She began to pant heavily. Then, I got an even better idea. As I came up in my strokes, I slightly grazed her anus with tongue. She jumped.

"Anon! You filthy boy!" Rarity said, looking back.

"What are you talking about?" I asked in rebuttal, lightly licking her rear again. "This?"

She bit her lips. "Yes. That's very unsanitary."

"Are you not okay with it?" I asked, making eye contact with her and grasping both of her cheeks in my hands.

She just stared back at me, contemplating her decision between pleasure and morality. "No...." She said, quietly.

She looked very cute when she was flustered. I returned to facing her rear, her anus inches from my face.

"As you wish." I said, slowly licking across her rear entrance. She lifted herself with her feet adjacent with my tongue. I lightly giggled in response. I gradually fastened my pace of licks, her legs quivering from the stimulation. I took a moment to take both of her legs and adjust them to where she had them together, and then resumed pleasuring her.

"Does it feel good?" I asked between licks.

She struggled out a "Yes." in the midst of her heavy breathing.

This only inspired me to up the ante. I lapped away at her back door recklessly as I reached one of my hands up to touch her other side. She instinctively pushed back into both of my tools of pleasure. I grazed the outside of her vagina only for a few moments before I entered her with two fingers. She moaned lustfully at the extra sensation. I must be doing a good job. I felt her walls clench around my fingers.

"Love.... I'm about to..." She said.

When she said that, I slipped away from her rear and stood up. My plan has been executed.

"What are you doing?" She said in protest.

"Having revenge." I responded, a smug grin meeting my face.

She furrowed her brow at me in obvious discontent. "Well, I hope you're happy with your decision."

Then, I felt her push me with enough force to knock me over. Hardwood floors are never forgiving.

"Oof!" I grunted.

I leaned upwards only to see Rarity beginning to kneel over me, her backside aimed my way. She quickly pressed her ass into my face, slamming me back onto the floor.

"Revenge isn't always sweet, my love." Rarity said sassily. "Now give me your tongue."

I corresponded as she rode my face. Honestly, I'm not complaining. How could anybody, in my situation?

"Ugh.." Rarity grunted in stress. "Your tongue isn't enough. I need more of you in me."

I must've turned another switch on in Rarity. She's being much more aggressive than she was earlier. She scooted down to my crotch, her delicious smell still assaulting me. Once our crotches were adjacent, she grasped me and began rubbing my tip across her pussy lips.

"Woah, woah! I don't have any protection on yet!" I said.

"Don't worry, I'm on the pill." She responded.

That's reassuring. She prodded against my baby maker only for a few seconds before she slid all the way down to the base of it in one go. I felt like my soul had left my body.

"Are you not a virgin?" I asked squeakily.

"Just because I haven't been with anybody doesn't mean I haven't used toys before." She said in rebuttal.

That makes sense. She slowly slid up and down my member, her ass exposing and covering her genitalia like it was playing peek-a-boo. I slapped her ass, almost out of impulse. She has a very spank-able ass. She jumped at the contact.

"Oh, so we're gonna play like that?" She said saucily, "Okay... then it's my turn..."

Just then, she slammed down on my cock. I only opened my mouth. Noises weren't fitting enough for what I felt. She began slamming down against my crotch rhythmically, our impacts making a clear slapping noise. Her womanhood felt like heaven. I held onto each of her cheeks in either corresponding hand for dear life.

"How's this for revenge?" She asked, looking back at me. She was blushing.

I met her glance. "I'm really feeling the revenge." I said, sarcastically.

"Oh yeah?" She said. "Then how about this?"

I thought she had met her maximum pace before.

I was wrong.

Her rhythm increased drastically. I fell back in pure bliss, my moans almost reaching the point of shouting.

"Rarity, I'm getting close again!" I exclaimed.

"I am, too." She uttered out of her panting.

I began pumping into her, instead of her doing all the work. She began making her own noises.

"Hah!" She said, as she clenched around my manhood. Rarity's juices gushed out as I kept thrusting into her. Eventually, her clenching brought me to my limit as well. I bottomed out in her, my love filling her up. Our mix of juices flowed out of her as I emptied myself inside her. I exhaled audibly as I made a few more pumps into her rump, for good measure. I finally pulled out of her, my dick covered in our love as well. Rarity fell forward, spent. I did the same, but I leaned back. We laid there for a good few minutes.

Once she recuperated, she looked back at my member.

"Hmm. Your little friend sure looks messy." She stated.

"Yeah." I said, returning from my mini-nap.

"You wouldn't mind if I..... cleaned it for you?"

There must be a god.

"Rarity! How crude!" I said jokingly.

She turned to face my member once again. "Are you not okay with it?" She said.

What a lady. "I guess not." I said, waiting for the inevitable.

She only smiled at my answer, before she enveloped my cock in her lips. Her mouth was a nice returning feeling. She didn't mess around this time, she got straight to business. She was basically polishing my knob. The sexually conflicting noises came back as she cleaned me.

"Where did you learn to do this?" I asked breathlessly.

She released her lips from my cock with another pop. "I've had time to myself, Anon. Do you think I just sit and look pretty all day?"

"No... It's just that I didn't expect this from you."

She giggled. "There's probably a lot you don't know about me."

She returned to cleaning me off. It wasn't long until I got hard again. Once she saw fit, she released herself from me, standing up. I leaned up, a sweaty mess.

"Hey, dude! I'm still standing at full mast here." I whined.

"Well," Rarity said, putting her handbag around her shoulder, "You can save that energy for later, can't you?"

A resounding "Barely." traveled through my thoughts, but I sighed a "Yeah." in defeat. I achingly got up from the floor as we both put on our clothes. I checked the oven watch from the dining room. 7:45.

"Shit." I thought. Class starts in ten minutes.

"We're going to be late." I told Rarity.

"Not if one of us has a car." She looked at me with a reassuring smile.

"Oh, yeah. Duh." I said, pulling my boxer briefs on.

I jogged back to my room to slip on the jean/t-shirt combo. Works all the time. I picked up my backpack and zipped into the bathroom for a quick brush.

"I'll be in the car, love." Rarity shouted through the hallway, like we were married.

'I wonder what being married to Rarity would be like.' I thought. I never really considered getting married before, mainly because I know it's dumb to start off with. Why would you ever sign away half of your stuff to another person over something that could be nobody to you the next day? The thought of raising a family did seem nice, though. Not that we can't do that while not being married, but it makes it feel more official.

I spat the last of the paste in to the sink, washing it away. I locked the front door behind me as I walked out to see Rarity's car. Trotyota Pegasus. Nice.

"Trying to pick up some Buzzfeed members?" I asked as I slid into the passenger seat.

"You can always walk to school, if you want." Rarity replied, not changing face.

I looked at her, shocked and dumbfounded at the sudden attitude. "Damn, daddy! I was just joking." I said.

She smirked. "Good." and peeled from the curb through the suburban streets. I sunk back into the seat due to the sudden raise in velocity. Jesus, I thought these things couldn't go faster than 75! We made it to CHS with time to breathe. Rarity and I made sure to look like celebrities as we came out of the car. And by celebrities, I mean she got out of her seat looking like a goddess, and I got out of mine hitting my head on the ceiling of the car. Maybe Rarity fucked me silly or something, but I certainly feel a little out of it this morning. We entered the front door holding hands. As expected, people looked at us like they saw Hitler and Stalin getting married.

"Looks like you two've have made up." Principal Celestia said to us out of my peripheral view. I looked back to see her in pajamas, holding a cup of coffee.

"...Hey, Mrs. Celestia.... Are you taking the day off or something?" I asked.

"Nah, just didn't feel like wearing formal clothes today." She replied.

"Is that even legal? Surely, it's part of some guidelines, or something." Rarity said.

"Who cares? I'm a Principal, not a fuggin' president."

With that, she slipped into her office, sipping her coffee. Either I'm dreaming, or me and Rarity getting together is causing a paradox, but that just seems strange. The principal looked sexy in pajamas, though. Not gonna lie. Me and Rarity made it over to the usual crew, who were chilling near a corner of one of the school hallways.

"And they never saw the child again." we heard Pinkie say, as we got within earshot.

"Hey girls." Rarity said.

"Hey!" They said in return.

"It's good to you two lovebirds together. How are things?" Applejack said.

"Things are well." I chimed in.

"Hey, Rarity. I wasn't able to get a response from you last night on yesterday's homework. Were you busy?" Fluttershy asked.

I looked at Rarity, trying not to look suspicious. Rarity's pupils thinned slightly in embarrassment. "O-oh! Yeah, I was a bit!" She said, checking her phone. "I wasn't able to actually to do the homework."

"How come?" Fluttershy inquired.

I could see the "You're killing me, smalls." expression on Rarity's face all too easily.

"We went to the movies." I answered before Rarity combusted.

"Oh yeah? How sweet! I went to the movies as well! What did you guys watch?" Twilight added.

"D-uhh... Nihilist Nivernais. You?" I dug deeper.

"Oh! I watched that too! Did you guys go to the 4:00 P.M. showing?"

"Nah.... we went to the 6:45 showing." I felt a bead of sweat on the top of my forehead.

"Well, that's nice! Good to see you guys had fun." Pinkie said.

"Yeah...." Rarity said. She squeezed my hand as a silent "Thank you!" I guess.

"We should head to class soon. We could be late to homeroom." Twilight advised.

"It's homeroom. Not the inauguration." Rainbow said with an extra side of salt.

"Hey!" Applejack said, lightly kicking Rainbow as they walked away. "That wasn't necessary. She's just being nice."

"No, she's right, Applejack. She must be. She's the one in the honors program here." Twilight interjected.

Pinkie gasped like her soul was taken away from her. "DAAAAAMN! SHE TOLD YOUR BITCH ASS!"

Thank god there were no teachers around. Also, thank god the Mane Six crew were good enough of friends to realize what they were saying was just joking passive-aggressiveness. Once more, Rarity and I were left alone, headed to our homeroom.

"Nice save back there." Rarity said.

"No problem." I replied.

That was all we said before we got to class. When we got there, I saw who I didn't really want to see for a good few decades using my seat as a foot prop. I decided to sit next to Rarity, instantly bummed out. Seeing Gilda made me think of all the fun times we had together. The pizza. The Neightendo 64. The late night scary movies. Man, I really snapped shit in half.

I sat there, occasionally looking at Gilda. I wish she would've told me sooner. Things would've been so much better. We could've been doing what we usually do, except kissing at the end of the night. Ending movie marathons with make out sessions. Holding hands as we criticized the merchandise in the nearby Trot Topic. I choked back some tears in class as I thought about that.

"Hey, are you ok?" Rarity said, putting a hand on my arm.

"Yeah, I'm good." I said hoarsely.

I blanked through the rest of class, not wanting to think about anything. I said bye to Rarity as we split ways to our different classes.

I was crossing one corner of the high school when I was shoved out the double doors. I landed on my shoulder outside, rolling onto my side to see who pushed me out of door.

And, welcomingly enough, it was the lady of the hour.

Author's Note

Sorry I haven't updated lately, guys. College hit me like a freight train.