Weekend Adventures

        “So, I have a map here” Pinkie pulled a modestly sized rolled up paper out of her saddlebag with her mouth-

        “Did I hear rolled up?” An african american man with sunglasses and dreadlocks appeared out of nowhere.

        “Get out of here you stupid reference joke!” Twilight yelled.

        “Fine, but, only because there ain’t any of the good sh-”

        “E-rated story!” Pinkie yelled at him.

        “Whatever, I’m out!” he jumped  off the ship and flew off using his dreadlocks as propellers.

Pinkie dropped the map down and she plopped down onto her stomach. Gliding her hooves across both ends she smoothed it out until the whole picture was visible. The map showed places other than Equestria.

“Labyrithia, The food islands, Hive-thorax-stan and the cross over triangle,” Pinkie read aloud the name of a few of the other countries she saw.

“No dimensional rift?” Pinkie looked up at Twilight from the map.

“Not this time apparently. Guess something worse is going to happen soon”

        “So, we’re we going?” Twilight looked away from the wheel at glanced at the map Pinkie had. It had more than just Equestria on it. It was a bit surprising to see other places than a few cities and some hick towns.

        “Twilight! Eyes on the road. We’re about to hit that inexplicably placed island with a rocky outer area!

        “Wait wha-” The sound of the airship hitting the inexplicably placed island interrupted Twilight’s inquiry.

        “Lazy bum!” Twilight yelled up at the sky.

        “Who’re you yelling at?” Pinkie cocked her head and looked up at Twilight from the map.

        “I thought you knew about them”

        “Twilight, I thought you didn’t want another dimensional rip. I mean it’s fine. I’d be perfectly fine having the universe turn to chaos for a friend!” Pinkie gave her a toothy smile.

“No, forget it. Let’s just explore this place before we explode or something else as juvenile. Now how do I stop this thing?”

“”Hmm . . . I think you-”

KACHUNK!

        When the ship hit the island it immediately upturned from the back and rocketed the two through the air

        “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

        “I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DIDN'T READ ALL THE DARING DO BOOKS YET!

        “Urrrrg, what happened?” Twilight woke up and marveled at how she lived to survive another day of torture. Taking a look at her surroundings she saw that she landed on a patch of dead tree leaves and was in the middle of the dense forest of tropical fauna. With a yawn she got up and noticed Pinkie Pie wasn’t with her.

        “Pinkie?” she yelled into the bundles of trees. She wasn’t met with the any type of a response.

        “Hopefully, I can find her” I don’t think living out the rest of my days alone would do well for my sanity . . . and neither is talking to myself” Twilight her temples and sat onto her haunches.

        “Now if I were a party animal, where would the first place I go be?” she sat in silence pondering this thought. Until she heard some rustling in the bushes.

        “That you Pinkie?”

        “No, this is me” Pinkie answered from behind.

        “Gah! Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to sneak up on you?”

        “Mom had two rules. Don’t pick up rocks too heavy for you and not to put cracks in rocks”

        “”Figures, let’s just go try to find some way to get off of here”

        “So, what’s the plan?”

        I’m . . . not sure yet”

        “You’re the archetypal brain character. You have to know” Pinkie looked around.

        “No rift again?”

        “”Well, I guess the universe decided to stop overreacting to stuff like that

        “Cool! Hold on I have some stuff to let out! This place wasn’t ever colonized despite a pegasus being easily able to find it. Hands. Sentence fragment I just done did.The conflict in this story is weak due to the author not taking it seriously. And Snoop Dogg memes are somehow acceptable as jokes”

        “Well, that sums up most of my thoughts too. Now, let’s get on with this contrivance of a st-”

        Twilight was slapped in the face by Pinkie Pie.

        :What the heck Pinkie?”

        “I didn’t do it. I think we just hurt the guy’s feelings”

        “Who cares about that jerk’s feelings?” Twilight scoffed. Pinkie turned around and bucked Twilight.

        “Ack!” she hit the ground and got a mouth full of dirt. After getting up she spat out the dirt?”

        “You call this slapstick? I’ve experienced much worse in gore fanfictions!” suddenly they both heard a high pitched sound.

        “What’s that?” Pinkie asked Twilight.

        “I don’t know but-” Twilight looked up and saw an anvil “Why did I have to say slapstick?” The anvil landed on top of her head and fell onto the ground. Twilight hobbled left and right with a dazed expression on her face. After a few seconds of this she collapsed.

        Pinkie sighed and pulled out a bucket of water. She poured water on to Twilight's face.

        “Oww . . . What happened?” she rubbed her head and winced.

        “Let’s just say you had a not-so-happy accident”

        After a few hours of walking they came upon a clearing.

        “Glad to not have to look at palm trees anymore but, we’re still lost” Twilight looked around. It was just a place where the trees didn’t envelope. There were some tall grass but, nothing of note.

        “I think we should set up camp here. What do you think?” Tiwilight turned to Pinkie and she shrugged.

        “Wait, hold on. I’m a friggin’ alicorn” Twilight grabbed Pinkie and teleported both of them back to the castle.

        “That was anticlimactic”

        “Yeah no kidding. See you next week”

        “Shouldn’t we discuss where to-” Pinkie was met by the castle door slamming in her face again.

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