Go The F*** To Sleep, Luna

by Checker Bead

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 213

Filly Luna just isn't going to sleep. Her parents are frustrated. And then this happened.

Before Luna's job was to raise the moon, she was just any regular old royal filly alicorn. Of course, she loved the night, but her parents always made her go to sleep while it was going on. So one night, she refused to go to sleep, and did everything she could to stay awake. Will she succeed, or will her parents force her to sleep? READ ON TO FIND OUT!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-11-26 18:38:42 UTC

Where the Hell Began

Luna was sitting outdoors, watching the sunset... with an evil look on her face. TONIGHT, WE SHALL STAY UP AND HAVE FUN! Luna thought to herself. The sun disappeared, and the moon rose. As usual, Luna's mother called her inside to go to bed. Luna did, but didn't sleep...

Lights

Luna knew it would be hard for her to stay awake all night, but she had a plan. She turned on every single light she had in her room (she has a lot of lamps in her room because she likes them). Then, she trotted over to her bookshelf. She took a spellbook off the shelf, and flicked through it. "Let's see... E... Elephant Rain... Electric Chicken... AHA! Electricity!" She read the instructions for an electric spell to supercharge and turn on every light in Canterlot. She performed it flawlessly, and all of Canterlot lit up. However, the spell was stronger than she expected, and it also turned any electric devices plugged into an outlet on. This resulted in a power outage. All this happened over the course of 5 seconds. Aw, cheesecake... (She wasn't a fan of cheese, especially not cheesecake.) Luna's parents were angry, but didn't know who did it. Luna is safe... for now.