Rainbow Blitz masturbates.

by The Frank

Rating: mature
Tags: Sad, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Tank, Romance, Sex
Length: 1584

Rainbow Blitz is almost, but not completely because that would be totally lame, bored. So he fire up his old fantasies and give his one-eyed snake a good time.

Rainbow Blitz is not bored. He can’t be, because only lame ponies are bored. Rainbow Blitz is also not hungry, sleepy, busy with work. He's just got nothing to do. But he's not bored. And he's not unhappy either, because... He just ain't.

Might as well have a wank, then.

Yes, inspired by The Abyss, but slightly more by this fic, actually.

Cover by chaoscorner and R63 anthro, in case that’s unclear. Would have linked, but the picture is nsfw.
Not really a sequel, but in the same continuity. And since I can’t get my thumb out on the real sequel, have a w... this.

Oh, and Tank has nothing to do with the sex. He's just there.

Published 2016-07-25 23:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-25 23:40:01 UTC

Ungh!

Rainbow Blitz was not bored. He just had nothing to do, that was all. He could have been doing pranks with Bubble Berry, but Bubble was visiting his family today. He could have gone with him, he was invited. But rocks were even more lame than having nothing to do. He could have gone to Butterscotch's place and ~~force~~ ask his old friend to watch him practice. But Butterscotch was in Baltimare, helping out with an orthrose. He could have payed a visit to Dusk but... no, he couldn't. The new Daring Do-book wasn't coming out until heart's warming. That meant a lecture if he visited Dusk. And perhaps he was a little bit more close to bored than he thought but to actively search for boredom? Hay no. Then he realized he'd almost forgot about something.

"Tank! Tank! Come here boy! Lunch time!"

Slowly, very slowly, came Tank into the living room. Rainbow had plenty of time to get the salad, a waterbowl, go and fetch a new waterbowl as the first one was dirty, fill it with water, pick an apple, check the dishes, eat the apple, decide that he would do the dishes another day and place Tanks food and water on the floor before Tank got there.

As Tank fed, Rainbow petted him on the shell. Tank didn’t feel it, but it was the thought that counted. But even if Tank walked slow, he ate pretty fast. Soon his mealtime was over and Rainbow sighed. That was five minutes. Only three hours left until work. He could change his T-shirt and baggypants for his wheaterteam uniform and go down to the office early. Cloud catcher and Flirter would probably be there, they could have coffee and chew some fat. Nah. Not today. Rainbow yawned and scratched his crotch.

Maybe he should call some mare and have a little nice time? Thunderbolt had been flirting with him the whole week. Hmmm... no, he prefered to save her for a Saturday date. He could sneak in to the castle and see if Barbara was up for a quicke... Nah. She probably was, but the risk of walking into Dusk was too big. Dusk... Maybe he would be up for some fun in the sack? No, never on a week day. Besides, he was a boring fuck. Even Butterscotch would be more fun, and he was asexual.

Rainbow sighed. "If only I could just go out to the acres and bugger Applejack 'til he agreed to race me or anything. But since 'a certain somepony' moved in with him, you even have to book a date just to say 'hi'." He could go there anyway, and bother Elusive. He frowned. "Yeah, with the risk of becoming a mannequin for one of his damn suits. Oh buck no."

Rainbow threw himself on the couch. One hand behind his back, the other on his crotch. He stared into the roof and absentmindedly scratched himself. And the he felt his dick getting hard. Rainbow thought about it for a moment, shrugged his shoulder, and then he pulled down his pants and briefs and let his member out in the open. He put his right hand around the thick rod and began to stroke. Slowly. Up and down. Down and up. He closed his eyes and half-opened his mouth. His breath got heavier. His member got harder with every slow stroke and a warm, nice feeling spread through his nethers. Rainbow let out a low sigh. Then he spread his legs and began to slowly caress his balls with his left hand.

Rainbow was the fastest pony in Equestria, and if he wanted to, he could come in two minutes flat.
But not today. This was something he wanted to... to make it last. He kept his slow pace. Up and down. Down and up. Mmmmm.... It felt really good. Something began to rise inside of him, but it was far away still. He decided to stick one finger up his ass. That guy he met at that bar in Canterlot, the one who gave him a blowjob in the stallions room later had done that and it had felt awesome. Rainbow couldn't hold back a moan.

"Unnghmmm. ..."

He tried to picture the brown stallion from the bar for his inner sight. But that vision went out in a blur. Then he tried to replace it with the image of Thunderbolt on her knees in front of him, closing her lips around his gland and slowly taking in his whole lenght in her mouth... but even that image disappeared. And with an annoyed grunt, Rainbow had to accept his usual fantasy taking the spot. The one he always had. The one he hated and loved at the same time.

A naked pony, just standing plainly in front of him. Those perfectly shaped legs, that soft and juicy butt, perfect for groping and yet packet with muscles you could cruch walnuts with. The well-kept tail. Those muscular arms and lean hands, made to push a ponys head down to the crotch and force them to go deep on him. The dick, not that thick but long, made to ravish someponys ass. A coy smile. A pair of green eyes. A beautiful muzzle. The blond mane in a ponytail. The hat, always there.

Applejack.

Instantly he grew harder and he felt his body coming closer to the release. He began to stroke himself faster, and removed his finger from his ass to place both hands around his member. He was getting closer and closer as he imagined Applejack doing all kind of things. Fucking him until he screamed. Pulling him in for a kiss. Pushing his dick deep down Rainbows throat and holding his head in such a hard grip that he couldn't breathe. Holding Rainbows dick in his hands and slowly stroking it until he blow his thick load of cum all over Applejack. Rainbow knew a lot about Applejacks demeanour in bed. Elusive always started to brag about him after a few ciders. And he listened. He hated every second, but he listened.

He knew all about them, and then he began to picture himself in his favourite position. He imagined how Applejack lifted him in the air, his arms wrapped around his body, pushing Rainbows legs high above his head. And as he hanged there in the air, almost wheightless in Applejacks strong arms, his lover would force his dick inside his ass, fast and hard, not even a drop of sweat on his face. Rainbow stroke his dick faster and faster, he was close now, so close. He focused on the dick. Inside and out. Inside and out. Hard, long, yellow, vein and in. His. Ass.

Then, he couldn't hold it back anymore. He screamed "Applejack! Fuck!" And the first load of cum shot out from his dick. But he wanted more, this was not all. He stroke his dick slower, but harder, to get it all out. His whole torso was shaking from the orgasm and he sank down in the couch with his eyes closed and a big smile on his face. He lay still for some time, his dick getting limb in his hands and his fur getting messy from sweat and cum. Reluctantly he went up to take a shower.

...

As he returned to the couch with his hair in a towel and his work pants on, Tank had climbed up in the couch. And as Rainbow sat down, Tank crawled up in his lap. Once again, he began to pet him over his shell. They sat in silence for a while, then he spoke.

"If my friends knew about this, they would all be 'why won't you tell him? Why have you never told him? What are you going to do? Are you just going to sit there, doing nothing?' But you? Nu-uh."

Pause.

"You don't, because you get it. And that’s why we're more than pet and owner. We're bros , man. And bros gets this stuff."

Rainbow got a sad look on his face. "You get that I don’t want to mess up my relationship with my best bucking friend in the world. You get that I don’t want to get between him and 'Lucy. You get that no matter how much I could try, I'd never be good enough for him. You get that I don’t want to see that disappointed look on his face when he realize that I'm not who he thought I was. You get that. And so you don’t nag about it."

Another pause, then Rainbow smiled. It was a fake smile, and his voice was filled with false cheer. "Besides, I’m THE BLITZ! And we can’t deny the mares, stallions and other ponys The Blitz, can we?"

Perhaps a small tear started to grow in Rainbows eyes, but he wiped it off, lifted down Tank, and stood up.

"I...I think I'm going out tonight after work, ok? Don't wait up for me. It might be late, it might be a few drinks, it might... yeah, you know. Like last week. Yeah. So... g'nite."

Rainbow put on his workshirt, opened the door and flew out. As the door slowly closed, Tank looked after him with his small black eyes.

I just want you to be happy, bro. And one thay, I hope you will. I can only hope that you get that.

Author's Note

I regret nothing.