Rainbow Duke Dash

by blah96533

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Comedy
Length: 552

The aliens have come to take over but Rainbow Duke Dash is ready!

Equestria, The kind, loving place a pony could be in without fear of harm. That was until the aliens came. They took over Equestria and made it like a prison. All ponies were made slaves. And worst of all, Princess Celestia was overthrown and made a slave just like every other pony. But not all hope was lost. There was one pony that the aliens didn't manage to capture. And that pony was Rainbow Duke Dash. The most bad ass pony to ever set foot in Equestria. He's just here to kick ass and eat cupcakes and he's all out of cupcakes. Read the epic tail of how this bad ass pony saves all of Equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-20 04:02:03 UTC

Chapter 1: Those Alien Bastards.....

Equestria was sitting peacefully on a sunny saturday afternoon. Every pony was prancing around outside having fun or living there daily lives. Somewhere out in Ever Free forest there was a sight that no pony could ignore. You could spot it from over 7 miles away. It was a giant mansion made out of pure gold. Inside lived the most notorious pony ever. "What the fuck?" exclaimed Rainbow Duke Dash. "Where the hell is my damn cupcakes!?" he shouted as he opened up a box that Pinkie Pie gave him only a few days ago. "Screw it...." he said as he tossed the empty box to the side. He was sitting in his throne on the very top floor which sat in front of a giant window in which he could look over all of Equestria. From the side of him Fluttershy stepped out and sat on his lap rubbing his shoulder. "Hey duke! Wanna play?" she said in a childish yet sexy voice. Then from the other side of Duke Dash stepped out Rarity sitting on the other side of his lap and rubbing his other shoulder. "Yeah, Duke wanna play?" she in almost the exact same tone as Fluttershy. Duke Dash instantly grinned and said "you can polish my brass any day,".

All of a sudden Equestria shook like as if an earthquake had hit. A large box like shape had filled the sky with darkness. A group of unicorns and Pegasuses went to go investigate this mysterious object. As they flew up they heard a hissing sound coming from one of the many tubes on the sides of the box. All of a sudden a giant beam of light flew down upon there heads. They each fell to the ground being evaporated into pure ash. Then over  3000 pods dropped from the bottom of the great device. Each one hit the ground creating holes in the grass like pavement. The smart ponies ran away to find hiding spots due to feardom. The curious ponies went to investigate these strange pods. Then all of the pods instantly flew open. They contained want seemed to be scaly lizard like creatures. They wore green metallic chest pads and had some type of laser attached to there right arms.

They each got up looking around trying to understand there surroundings. The ponies all got scared afraid these creatures were hostile. One of them looked at one purple pony with pink hair. It growled and ran up to the pony. The pony screamed due to pure terror. The creature grabbed the pony and started sniffing it trying to see what it's use was. The pony started kicking the creature to get it away. The creatures eyes turned red and it opened its mouth and bit the ponies head. It then tugged back ripping the ponies head clean off. It threw the remains of the body aside and ate the head of the dead pony. All the other ponies were in so much shock to do anything. The aliens than took out some type of tube device. They all aimed it at the ponies and pressed a giant red button on the side of the devices. All of the sudden each pony was in harness and were chackled like prisoners.