Chapters The Confusing Life: Of A Suddenly Wealthy Mare
As the blood rushed to my ears, I barely noticed the throbbing pain in my hoof. I could only glare at the mare I just had struck. My whole body was shaking, the pure rage I was feeling had no words. Still, this is me we're talking about, so Ah found the words lickety split.
“How dare you, Ah really thought you cared about me! After that little whoha, Ah realize Ah’ve been blind.”
To tell y’all the truth, I had no idea how loud I was screaming. The blood in my ears only pumped faster as my rage grew. It didn't faze me in the slightest. The mare I had struck looked at me, her face filled with shock and tears. My words still bellowed as I said my piece, “Ah really didn’t want to believe it. Ah trusted all of you!” I turned my gaze to the other three mares in the room. It didn’t surprise me in the slightest when two of them wouldn't even look me in the eye.
As if not looking at me would hide their shame.
One mare however held my gaze I could easily tell she was trying not to smile at her victory. It’s funny to think that even she knows there’s a time and place for gloating. Finally, with one last look at my victim, Celestia knows how much she was going to overplay this encounter, I spoke.
“All she did was try to show me how you were using me. And you had the gall to try and smack her in front of me! Well this here little shindig is all Ah needed to see who my real friends are!”
It was funny how quickly the look of shock turned to anger, Ah guess she realized her lies weren't going to work. But I didn't care, she had already played me for a fool. Not wanting to look at her prone form, I turned my gaze to the only friend in the room I had left. “Come on, let's get out of here. As for the rest of y’all, don't come near my farm. Ah’ll decide if there’s any chance to rekindle this friendship.”
Let me tell you something, constantly having to speak the truth sucks sometimes. You often say what you mean, even when you’re all riled up. And at that moment I meant every word. Without a second glance I headed out. I knew my friend- heck, might as well say hero- would follow me. So I walked and walked, you ever walk angry? It feels like your heart is in the very soles of your hooves.
Soon my pace slowed, we must’ve been miles away. Okay, maybe not miles, but I was still pretty far gone. Then it hit me, the betrayal of my friends. The fact that one twisted my very heart to get close to me. It all slapped me, so I did the only thing I could, cry. I don't cry often, but this wasn't a normal pain. Soon a warm pair of hooves wrapped around me, pulling me close. So that I could bury my tears.
I guess I’m getting a little ahead of myself. Y’all are probably real confused right about now. So we should probably go back to the beginning. So sit back and listen up. This here is a tale about a farmer who got everything one could hope for, however, she realises that things aren't that easy and everything comes at a price.
It had been just another normal day at the farm. My brother was out plowing the field , while my lil’ sis followed closely behind planting the seeds. As for me, well I was out bucking all the late bloomers. You can plan and prepare all you want, but at the end of the day, nature has its own timetable.
Just as I was about to drop off some barrels, I was greeted by a strange sight. In front of my home stood a very spiffy stallion. He was a lanky fella, probably never worked a hard labor job in his life. Now I’m not trying to be hurtful, but he was in a suit with his mane slicked back. Of course, you know me, I just walked up and introduced myself.
“Well howdy pardner, what brings you out to Sweet Apple Acres?” I’m not gonna lie, I laughed when the poor thing nearly jumped out of his skin. Guess he didn’t hear me coming up from behind him. It was amusing to watch him fix up his stance before looking at me.
“Madam, you gave me quite the scare. I am here on important business, do you happen to be Ms. Applejack?” It was a little surprising he knew my name, but I quickly shook it off. I grabbed his hoof and gave it a good shake.
“Yep, that's my name. Just Applejack though, none of this ‘Ms.’ nonsense.”
The stallion didn't smile nor say his name as he pulled an envelope from his fancy jacket. It didn’t take a genius to see that he wasn't here with good tidings. “I hate to be the one to tell you this but, Mrs. Isabel Sunkist Orange has passed away. I am here to give you this summons, Ms. Applejack. You have been left something in her will and must attend.”
Now it pains me to say this, but it took me a few minutes to remember who Mrs. Isabel was. I didn't really talk all that much with my Ma’s side of the family. I felt wave of guilt rush over me when I realized it was my other grandmother. I mean sure, we may have not been close to one another, but that didn't make me feel any better.
I took the letter and held it in my hoof, the fancy stallion only thanked me and then headed on his way. You know what the worst part about feeling guilty about not remembering your own grandmother’s name is? It’s the fact that the my feelings of guilt overpowers the sadness.. I took a glance at the letter, a small smile creeping onto my face. My Auntie Orange had sent it to me. Soon my curiosity got the best of me and I went to my room to see what it held.
Dear Ms. Applejack,
It was hard to believe even as I read it a second time. My grandmother was gone. Is it weird that I was more upset about not being that upset? I mean sure I didn't know her all that well. We had met a couple of times, but when my Ma passed, she went and disappeared.
It took me a moment, but soon I noticed a second letter in the envelope. I didn't really want to read it. I assumed it was more about the summons, but was happily surprised to see it was written by my Auntie.
Dear Niece,
With love. Your Aunt Orange
PS: I really want to see you.
As I read my Auntie’s words, tears finally started to fall. It hurt knowing I had a whole other family who didn't much care about my existence. Heck, almost all of them shunned my ma, just because she married a stallion who already had a son. Oh darn, I should probably explain. Big Macintosh is my half-brother. His mom passed at foal birth. My ma was a real uptown orange, who fell in love with a simple farmer, my father. That pretty much sums it all up. So with me being the oldest, I guess it left me with the inheritance.
It didn't take all that long to think of a pony who could help me. Or should I say a certain princess. Soon I found myself sitting at her crystal table, sorry, our crystal table;Twilight gets upset if we don't say it’s all of ours. I could only chuckle as my friend pranced around rambling, “Of course I will help, I know most if not all laws. Oh, I am sorry for your loss, but good news is I just finished reading the encyclopedia of all Equestrian laws. It’s a great read when you’re bored.”
I couldn't help but laugh. It was good to see my friend still being, well, my friend. It was good to notice her princesshood hadn't affected her love of books. She apologized again about getting too excited. I told her not to fret over it, trust me, I know how it feels to want to show off your skills. Even if your skill was books and magic. So the plan was made and the date was set.
Now I’m not going to bore you with the details of the trip, so let's sum this up: There was a train ride, filled with Twilight trying to teach me every law and by-law she knew. I love the girl-in the family way, get your head out of the gutter- but sometimes she can get really wrapped up in teaching. And between you and me, it can be a tad bit annoying.
So here we stood. What was in front of us could only be described as a mansion. I mean this place was huge! Heck, I could probably fit eight of my barns inside of it. The address lead to one of my uncle's estates. I had never seen his home, but I will admit it was something else. Not as big as the castle, mind you, but still who really needs this much space?
My awe was broken as a voice from my past spoke, “Dearest Applejack, it's so great to see you.” I couldn't help the smile that came as my aunt pulled me into hug. It probably was the only hug I was gonna get here. Speaking of which, our reunion was cut short as a bitter voice spoke.
“I see the riff-raff showed up. I never will understand why mother left a thing to this… trash.” Now guys I don't get mad that much, but I saw red. Luckily I didn't get a chance to speak, as my aunt beat me to the punch.
Auntie Orange practically slammed her nose against my uncle’s, baring her teeth, “Now you listen here, Uglis Orange! That is your sister’s daughter you’re speaking of, and I will not let you insult her again. One more negative comment from you, and I will damn well make sure ponies think you’re a girl!”
I tell you what, I really wanted to clap at the threat. My uncle looked like he was going to object, but quickly decided against it. Instead, he grunted and trotted off, in a somewhat snooty fashion. But I tell you I could easy see the fear in his eyes. I had a newfound respect for my aunt.
Speaking of my aunt, it was a sight to see, a high class pony pounding her anger into the dirt. She was calm enough to speak in less than a few moments, “I am so sorry about that. I swear if my sister was still alive she would have skinned him alive. I just pray Minneola is more respectful to you.” I could only smile, as I gave my auntie a quick nuzzle, only to giggle when I saw Twilight’s jaw hanging.
“Well thanks for sticking up for me. Ah want you to meet my friend Twilight Sparkle. Her smarts should help with the proceedings. Hopefully she won't be needed,” I always find it funny to see the change in expression when they see that Twilight’s a princess. The next few minutes was spent listening to my aunt gave her apologies to Twilight, which only made the poor mare more uncomfortable. My friend may be a princess, but she’s still Twilight.
Soon we found ourselves in what I could only guess was a study. Now, I’m not one for having a lot of grand things, but sweet Celestia was everything they owned huge! I mean I think this one room could hold my whole house. So here I sat in uncomfortable silence between my aunt and friend. Across from me sat my uncle Uglis and who I could only assume was my other uncle Minneola. The silence was soon broken as the fancy stallion from before walked in, then took a seat .
“Ladies and gentlecolts. On the behalf of Ponco, we are sorry for your loss. Now before we begin the reading, does anypony have any questions?” It may have took half a second before Minneola hoof slammed against the table.
“I have something to say, I want this Apple to be removed from the will. My mother must have been senile to put this country bumpkin in her will. I demand she gets nothing.”
Now fellas, there are not many times I am struck speechless. Why I was so shocked from his outburst, I couldn't even get angry at his harsh words.
Luckily for me, the ace I brought along played its part. Twilight stood with grace expanding her wings for all to see. She then spoke with a very sweet sounding, you know that voice you hear when somepony is trying to hide the fact they want to kill you. “I’m sure Mr. Minneola isn't referring to one of the elements of harmony as a bumpkin. She not only helped save Equestria dozens of times, but is also a personal and beloved friend of all four princesses. That would be a horrible misconception and could easily be seen as treason. Surely he misspoke.”
I ain't never seen a stallion turn yellow so fast. It was downright hilarious to watch him explain how he was misheard. I was really going to have to thank Twilight later for coming. Soon my Uncle’s rambling were done, allowing the fancy stallion to speak.
“Well, if we are all quite finished, I shall begin.Good. First, to my firstborn Uglis. I of sound mind leave you my three estates and external trading companies. Even though you are a spoiled brat, I cannot deny your skill with business.” I couldn't stop my chuckle at the brat part, which earned me a glare, which in return got him a glare from Twilight. “Second, to my other son Minneola, I leave you all my stocks and ranches. Before you complain Minny,you already own a lot of my lands so shut up ”
No one spoke this time, letting him speak. ”Third, to my dear sweet Clementine, I leave you everything that is left from my life insurance policy minus the funeral cost. It should be quite a bit of money.” I felt saddened, when my aunt started to cry; it seemed like she was the only one who was truly cared for her mother
“Lastly, to my granddaughter Applejack, first I want to apologize. I have been a fool. I let what I thought was a mistake cloud my judgement. I should have been there for my granddaughter, I should have loved my daughter for being herself and not dismissing her. So to you Applejack I leave all of my orange farms and my savings along with the recurring lease profit. I know this does not forgive my sins, but I hope it helps you.”
To say my uncles looked pissed would’ve been like saying the sky looked blue. They looked ready to explode in fury. Which I didn't much get, I mean come on it’s just a couple of farms, it shouldn't be that big of a deal. Right before the shouting match could begin, the fancy stallion spoke.
“Let me make this very clear, Mrs. Isabel made this will ironclad. Anypony who tries to take more than what they are given will lose their inheritance. It will be donated to charity. This was approved by Princess Celestia herself, who also has stated if anypony tries to take this to court she will personally be the judge. She has stressed that fact that if any of the Element Bearers are involved, it will become a royal issue.”
Have any of ya’ll seen the dazed look Rainbow Dash gets after a crash? Compare her face with the look they had on . I guess Twilight sent word to Celestia about these proceedings. Now I definitely owed the princess a thank you.
Soon after some quick goodbyes, only me, Twilight, and the fancy stallion remained. My aunt was the only one who offered hug in their departure. She had told me I deserved every bit, which I still didn’t understand.
The fancy stallion spoke, “So, Ms. Applejack, I need to go over with you all the numbers you are receiving and hopefully not confuse you.” I only raised a brow, I was pretty sure I could handle the little amount of bits I was receiving, heck it may help out the farm.
“First, Applejack, let me explain the compound interest and lease on Orange Co. Your grandmother has all the farmlands set up and run by a board of directors. You now own a controlling share of the company, which means you must attend a board meeting once a year to go over plans and profit.”
Well, I will admit when I’m stumped. Why would a couple of farms need a board of directors? “You will not need to visit any of the farms, as long as you keep your shares you will have the profit interest put into your account once a year.”
Oh, so it was like a savings account. That made a little sense, it would be nice to have extra bits for the farm. I finally spoke, ”That sounds great, how much per year we talking, a couple thousand bits?” I only received a dumbfounded stare.
“Ms. Applejack, you do realize your grandmother owned all the orange farms in Equestria? That means every orange and orange product falls under her company. We're not talking a couple thousand bits. By our records your yearly profit could range from three hundred thousand to five hundred thousand a year.”
Well folks, there are a lot of things that don't get me flustered. Hearing those numbers took the breath right out of me. I’m pretty sure my jaw would have hit the ground if it weren't attached. I didn't think anything could top what I just heard, well…
“We can't forget her savings either. Your grandmother hadn't touched her account in years; she didn't need the money with the interest she had in stock. So with ten years of her savings not being touched, we’ll probably be looking at around twenty million.”
Just to make this clear, I ain't no Rarity. I for sure as heck don't need a fainting couch and I do not get over dramatic. However as soon as those numbers hit me, well, let's just say even fancy floors are hard.
Author's Note
Here it is what the people wanted. Hope every body enjoys it. Also if anyone wants to edit give me a shout, am I the only person who thinks its funny people like to say things are bad. But when asked to help their nowhere to be found? Oh will sorry that was my little rant any ways enjoy the story
Big thanks to my editor azurenightlight
The Confusing Life: Of A Suddenly Wealthy Mare
A Helping Hoof
I still couldn’t believe I was so blind. The signs were right in front of me. I guess my stubborn and trusting nature made me blind. Or maybe I just didn’t want to see it. Even as my hero held
I cried and kept crying while I was held. Finally my tears seem to have dried only when my sniffling stopped did my hero pulled away staring straight into my eyes, “Applejack, I know it hurts. Just know I’m here for you.” As she spoke I could see the pure honesty shining in her eyes. Heck if I was honest with myself I would have noticed sooner. She had been there the whole time looking out for me.
It was funny just a couple of days ago we had a huge fight. She was trying to pull the wool away from my eyes. All I did was yell at her and call her a horrible friend. Yet here she was holding me like it never happened. I truly didn’t deserve her. At that moment I wanted to say so many things but the words never came to me. So instead of speaking I choose to act.
Without pause or hesitation, I kissed her. It wasn’t beautiful or reality breaking. It just was just right, you know? Many would tell me I made a hasty mistake or I was using her to fill the gap in my heart. An in all honesty I might have at first. Even with all that it was easily the best decision I had made in a long while. Looking back on it, I think I would have givin all my money to have done it sooner.
Well heck here I go, getting ahead of myself. You guys still aint caught up. Guess we should get back to the story. Now where was I? Oh yeah, I just passed out.
“Applejack? Applejack? Applejack!”
As I came to, I was greeted by quite a funny sight. There were three Twilights standing over me. It took a moment for me to catch my bearings. The room stopped spinning as the three Twis morphed to one. I glanced at the fancy stallion who seemed not to have a care in the world. I guess he would be used to ponies acting this way.
Gathering myself, I spoke, “Sorry for worrying you Twilight. I’m fine; it just took me by surprise.” Twilight kept her worried gaze but soon smiled as she helped me from the cold floor. Getting myself settled I stared at the fancy pony once more, “You're pulling my leg right? That is a ridiculous amount of bits. Ah’m willing to bet Ah could buy most of Ponyville with that kind of dough, heck Ah probably could buy all of it.” I know I should’ve been happy with the money, but I didn’t get to where I was without being cautious.
Mr. Fancy Stallion only shook his head before clearing his throat, “Ms. Applejack, your grandmother was one of the richest ponies in equestria. A better example would be this. I believe a mister Filthy Rich lives in Ponyville?” I only shook my head, to be honest. I was sitting at the edge of my seat waiting for the other shoe to drop. “Well your new net worth compared to his is laughable. Yes Mister Rich is one of the richest in Ponyville, but to compare him to your grandmother. Well would be like comparing a princess to a train conductor.”
Yet again, my breath faulted. This was crazy. My family stilled owed Filthy money. The stallion was telling me that I was now richer than a pony whose name was literally Rich. The stallion kept speaking not really caring about my state of mind. “Now your grandmother was in the top five of the wealthiest ponies. You may not have all of her assets and her business. But I am willing to say you’re in the top thirty.” Twilight sprang to action stopping me from falling. Everything seemed unreal. Like at any moment I would wake up and see this was all a dream.
“Now Ms. Applejack I know this is a lot to take in. But Miss. Isabel thought ahead and kept her accountant here to speak with you. She is waiting for you down the hall. It just so happens your uncle employs her as well.” The fancy stallion started to gather his papers. Looked like he was about to skedaddle.
“Hopefully, she can help you with all your other questions. Now Ms. Applejack it is time we part ways. On behalf of your friendly life insurance company we at Ponco thank you for choosing us to help you in these grave times.” And without another word, he left the room, leaving me and Twilight alone.
I could only sit there, my legs feeling as heavy as lead. It was a lot to take in. Twilight sat and let me have my moment. Thankfully she got my attention. I probably would have just sat there. “Applejack, I know this is a lot to take in. we should probably go see her accountant it may clear things up.”
I know most of you would have been jumping for joy at this kind of news. I on the other hoof couldn’t wrap my head around it. Why would my grandma leave me so much money? She never really showed any interest in my life nor Applebloom’s. Those thoughts could wait, however. Twilight was right. I needed to go see this accountant. Granny always said, “Let the past rest.”
No words were spoken as we left the room in silence. I couldn’t help but take in the hall around me. Even the dang halls were massive I could roll a whole wagon in here easy. Is this what money leads to? Wasting it on unnecessary things. The walls were covered in portraits which I could only assume were the Oranges. I was so entranced I nearly walked head-first into the door. Felt like a mile walk and, no, I’m not over exaggerating. My shock was shattered by Twilights gasp.
I raised brow, noticing Twilight get all giddy reading the nameplate on the door. “Oh my gosh! Your grandmother’s accountant is Ms. Pennyworth. She does all the finances for the equestrian games. She has also helped the princess out of financial binds she’s a legend. I wonder if she is as cold as her sister.”
Before I could ask what Twilight meant. Fate seemed to answer it for me as the door opened to reveal Ms. Harshwhinny. It took me a moment to realize I was looking at another pony. She looked just like her except her mane was in a bun and she wore glasses.
“Are you Ms. Applejack? Pleasure to meet you; if you would come in; I would like to get this over with. There is much to discuss.” It hit me; she had to be Ms. Harshwhinny’s twin sister. I could only roll my eyes as Twilight switched to her fan girl mode.
“Ms. Pennyworth it is a honor to meet you. I have read all your books on economics. And I must say your slides on tax breaks are mind blowing.” And just like her sister Ms. Pennyworth showed no signs of caring. I kinda felt bad for Twi but I sort of had my own problems to deal with.
Ms. Pennyworth lead us into the office, I was surprised to see it wasn’t huge. It was just a simple office. I probably would have looked around more if my attention wasn’t drawn to the objects on the desk.
There was four objects lined in a neat row. One such item was what look to be a checkbook. Before I could look at the other three Ms. Pennyworth spoke, “Ms. Applejack if you would take a seat. It would seem you have gain quite the fortune and it’s my job to make sure you don’t lose it.” Whoowee! This was great. I’m not going to lie to you hearing her say those words took a giant weight of my shoulders. I was very willing to have outside help on this.
“Now I’m sure you have ran a business or handled finances at one point or another. Let me tell you Ms. Applejack, handling a fortune is not easy. This amount of money is a business on its own.” That made sense I guess; I was still trying to grasp everything.
“So first, I went ahead and took the liberty of going over your accounts and made a finer statement of your money, Ms. Applejack. Miss. Isabel held her funds for ten years and let the interest build on it. Now they told you it was around twenty million correct?” I’m telling you guys my head pounds every time I hear that number. I only nodded my response. “Well it’s actually around twenty seven million. I don’t think they took in the interest. Now I will say you are quite lucky. Most ponies who inherit this type of money don’t get a pre made cushion.” Cushion? Now I was confused, how the heck would a pillow help me with money? Luckily I got my answer.
“Your stocks and interest give you a great limit or cushion as we call it. Your stock will give you about three hundred thousand a year maybe more and your interest will also be about three hundred thousand a year. This gives you a bare minimal limit of six hundred thousand a year to spend.” Six hundred thousand! We barely spend thirty thousand a year at the farm. That was ridiculous.
“As I was saying that is the limit if you don’t want to touch any money in the bank. However in truth you could probably spend up to two million and not get hurt... Not that I’m advising that. So keep a million dollar limit a year and you can live happily tell probably death.”
Whelp I’m done I don’t think I can handle any more good news. I mean come on the number just keeps getting bigger. What the heck was I supposed to do with it? I couldn’t keep my thoughts silent as I spoke up, “Umm Ms. Pennyworth, how the heck do I spend that much money. Ah’m just a simple farmer.” Ms. Pennyworth didn’t answer right away. Instead she gave me a hard look before letting a small smile slip through.
“Well Ms. Applejack, I can see you are going to do just fine. As for what you should do investments are a good thing. Looking into helping business like your farm and the biggest thing pay of any debt. This is important debts can grow don’t ignore them. I have seen many ponies go bankrupt letting their debts gain.” I tell ya it didn’t take long to think of our debts. It pains me to say it. But sometimes we needed to borrow money from Filthy to stay afloat.
“Well we do owe Mr. Filthy Rich about forty thousand that is probably our only true debt. We just normally don’t have enough to pay him; often we give him price cuts on our products.” So have you ever seen someone go from happy to pissed in no time. Well Ms. Pennyworth did justthat.
“Ms. Applejack, that pony is a known crook. Many ponies talk about his underhanded tactics to keep ponies owing him. My suggestion is to pay him off while not telling him where you got the money. This may sound harsh but he will try to drag you into schemes that will drain your
It was kind of funny to watch her try to compose herself. It was even funnier to see Twilight's slacked jaw close. “Now back to business. I would also suggest getting any medical work out of the way. Letting injuries grow only increase the medical bill.” That one made the most sense. I could finally get Granny that hip replacement and get me and Big Mac to the dentist. It wasn’t like I was avoiding it. Me and my brother decided our little sister health was more important. Besides I brush everyday thank you very much.
“While we are on the subject, I would be willing to get some separate accounts setup for you. You know like life insurance accounts or saving funds for a family member. I know this is a lot all at once but it would be better to get these things set up sooner than later.”
She did bring up a good point; I knew Granny would want nothing to do with the money. Her and the Oranges never got along. Granny would often say if her son wasn’t good enough for them. Then the Oranges weren’t good enough for the Apple’s either. Big Mac was a wild card, I didn’t know if he would go for it or not. I would have to talk to him. Although, there was one family member who I could decide for.
“Ah would like to make a account for my sis. She may want to leave the farm someday and it would be nice for her to have this cushion you speak of. Ah don’t want her to have access ‘till she's older though. She is still just a filly.”
I guess Ms. Pennyworth liked the idea seeing she only smiled before showing me the information. She set up a savings that would pull a hundred thousand from my earnings a year. It also showed I had to approve any withdrawals. I don’t know if I will tell Applebloom about the account or just sit on it, just another thing to add to the list of future thoughts.
“Now Ms. Applejack, before I explain the items in front of me. I have some advice, one of the biggest things ponies do to hurt themselves is not spend their money. I know that doesn’t make sense but hear me out.” Okay that was something I never thought an accountant would say. “So when you don’t spend some of your money it can lead to misplaced purchases. I have seen firsthand ponies spending way too much on something cause they thought ‘Well I do have a crap ton of bits; it probably won’t hurt. I must also mention that stress can be built on being to thrifty, so have a little fun with your money. Just don’t go hog wild.”
I could only sit there, trying to put all the pieces together. Now I’m not dumb by any means, but if you put yourself in my hooves this was a huge game changer. Ms. Pennyworth grasped my attention once more, “So on to the objects in front of me. I’m going to explain the checkbook and bag first. These are not normal ones they’re magic.” I found myself once more sitting on the edge of my seat. I nearly jumped out of my seat when Twilight brushed against me leaning in as well;I had almost completely forgotten she was there.
“First the checkbook, Ms. Apple if you be so kind and sign the front line: neatly please.” I guess my nerves were really getting to me; it took me a minute to stop shaking enough to get a good signature.
“Good, now this is the only signature that will work on this book. Like I said before this is not a normal check book. Many wealthy ponies use these for quick access to their funds, allow me to demonstrate.” I probably never blinked, watching Ms. Pennyworth open the book and show me how to fill out every line. She only stopped once she reached the part that needed the amount.
“It’s probably safe to assume you’re going to lunch and treating your friend correct?” I nodded.
“As you can see the bag and check book are linked together. This was created so ponies didn’t have to go back and forth all the time to withdraw bits. You can access your account from anywhere with this book.” Now that was nifty. This would make things so simple. There wasn’t any bank near Sweet Apple Acres and Celestia knows I wouldn’t store that much bits in the barn.
“Onto the third item, this will be the most helpful it’s a statement book. Every time you take or give money to your bank it will fill a slot. Once a month it will give you and me a copy of your bank statement, allowing me to keep an eye on you and for you to keep an easy record.” To quote my good friend Rainbow dash, “That was awesome!” I really didn’t need to add more things to my growing plate. It did bring up a good question though.
“Not to sound ungrateful, but why are you helping me with the statements. My grandmother passed away why are you helping me?” My answer was a full hearty laugh.
“Ms. Applejack, please, your grandmother has me on a retainer my bill is cover for at least ten more years. This was her original idea to help you get situated of course when my time runs out you candecide to rehire me. We’re getting off track. Here is the fourth item.” Once again my grandmother surprised me; my attention was drawn as Ms. Pennyworth grabbed the blank card at the end. She also retrieved an exact copy from behind her desk. “This is my business card; it is also magic. If you end up having any questions or want to know if something is a good investment just write on theback.” While she spoke she wrote a tiny line on the card, once more Twilight gasped as the sentence faded only to appear on the other card.
Twilight, for first time since we entered the room spoke, “That is amazing, I wonder why the princess just doesn’t use that. Don’t get me wrong Spike, my dragon, is an awesome assistant but this would be some much simpler.” I chuckled as Twilight inspected the card; I of course knew the answerto that.
“Think about it Twilight, which would be a better alert system a quite card or a panicking dragon?” It was funny watching Twilight smack her own head, guess even a princess can overlook smallthings.
“Yes it comes in quite handy, so with this Ms. Applejack we can stay in touch. If you lose this one just write to this office and I will get you a new one. Write me any time and I will get back to you assoon as possible.” I felt another wave of relief hit me; this was great now that I had a helping hoof whenever I needed it. I got to say my grandmother was one smart mare.
Our session was coming to a close as Ms. Pennyworth spoke one last time. “Well Ms. Applejack, I’m sure you want to get out of here. Our business is done here and I look forward to working with you in the future.Remember, don’t be a stranger write me anytime.” She struck a small smile. My thoughts were still scattered even as I shook her hoof goodbye and headed out. At least my life couldn’t get any more confusing right?
“Wait up, Applejack! Mother left you something else.”My auntie came into sight. I could only kick myself. I really needed to learn how to not jinx myself.
Author's Note
Well here it is after several months. My family situation has gotten better and Im full swing into writing again. Please enjoy
Also a shout out to my editor azurenightlight
The Confusing Life: Of A Suddenly Wealthy Mare
Tellin the Family
Tellin’ the Family
Like Ah said before, Ah really needed to learn to not jinx mahself. After we met up with my Aunt, she decided to put a whole ‘nother thing on my ever growing plate of concerns. It would seem that my grandmother had left a safety deposit box for my ma. When Ah asked what was inside my aunt had no idea, the safe you see was all the way in Fillydelphia.
Still why would my grandmother keep a something like that for my ma? It had been years since she passed.
Auntie Orange only told me what she knew. It seems that after my parents got hitched, Isabel wasted no time in disowning my ma. According to my aunt, a few years down the road she created it. None of the Oranges knew what was in it, all they knew was she would visit that very bank once year. And if that little bit of info hadn't confused me already, it would seem she kept going even after my ma passed.
Thankfully my aunt helped me out, she explained Ah should go ahead and get my life in order. She knew Ah had a bunch on my plate, and the safe wasn't going anywhere. So with that out of the way and a new key in my possession, Twilight and I sat in an awkward silence as we waited for our food.
Twilight had been kind enough to pick a place, since this was Canterlot and all. Ah didn’t really know my way around, but since she grew up here it only made since she would know a good place to eat.
Now normally Ah wouldn't have a problem striking up a conversation, heck there is always something to talk about. Whether it be farming, lessons of friendship or just idle chatter, Ah would have no problem talking. But as Ah sat there fiddling with the key while looking at my new check book, I just couldn't get my mind to settle.
Ah think Ah was a little entitled to be a might bit confused, after all, my whole life just changed in a matter of hours.
Twilight must have been saying my name for a while, seeing as the normally very patient Princess did something drastic. Ah nearly jumped out of my seat when a napkin flew into my face, and Ah could only stare in surprise as my attacker let out a slight giggle. Twilight smiled.
“Sorry about that AJ, but I’m starting to get a little worried about you. You haven't said a word since we left the mansion. I even had to order for you. I know there a lot to take in, but I’m here when you're ready to talk.”
There it was, Twilight to the rescue, Ah couldn't help but laugh, “Ah’m sorry Twilight, Ah guess my head is still trying to make sense of all this.” Twilight only smiled, elevating her napkin back to her side. Ah really was blessed to have a friend like her, she was always looking out for her friends and willing to go above and beyond for us.
Looking back on it, Ah can see why it was so hard to believe she was one of the ones that... Sorry, there Ah go again getting ahead of myself. Where was Ah?
“Though I’m sure it's all you're thinking about, but do you have a plan Applejack?”
No pun intended, but that was the million bit question, wasn’t it? What the heck was Ah going to do now that I was rich? There was so much to think about, Ah’d always been real thrifty, but Ah guess money troubles were things of the past.
Of course Ah did have some ideas, mostly handling the important thing first. “Ah guess the first thing is telling the family, then make plans on how to help the farm.” Twilight must have liked my ideas, seeing that she only smiled. Of course it got a little weird when she refused to say anything, she just kept her eyes on me. It didn’t take me long to realize she was still waiting for me to say more.
“Umm, Ah also guess it’d be a good idea to tell all the girls.” Ah had hoped that was what she was waiting for, but seeing her gaze never wavered, so Ah kinda figured out what she wanted to hear “Listen Twilight, if this is about the safe in Filly, Ah don't really have an answer for it yet. My whole life just got turned upside down. Ah don't think Ah can take any more surprises right now.”
That must have been what she was waiting for, since her gaze softened. Ah guess she was worried Ah wouldn't do anything with the key Ah had. That was one thing that never changed about her, she truly did care about others and even though her judgment might get clouded, Ah don't think she would ever stop caring.
“That's good to hear, I know you have a lot on your plate AJ. I just don't want you doing or not doing something you will wind up regretting.”
Ah really was lucky having such a good friend like Twilight, “Ah totally forgot, thank you so much for your help back there. Ah’ve got to ask, how in the world did you get Celestia to do the whole judge thing?” Even though Twilight was a Princess, the silly mare still got worked up over hearing her mentor’s name. Ah don't quite get why though, not only have we saved Equestria several times, we have also saved both Princesses from certain doom.
Once Twilight finished her little freak out, she finally answered “Well when you came asking for help, I knew that she would want to assist. I sent her all the details about the will, and it was convenient that she was already over seeing the will.” I guess my curiosity must have been very apparent, since Twilight decided to go into much greater detail on how with any huge amount of money, royalty had to oversee it.
After several minutes of explanations, she finally got to the end “So since she can't help us out as much as she wants, she jumped at the chance to use her power to aid you. Plus, now if anything happens that puts any of us on trial she will always be our judge.” Well that was a lot to take in, but that was real nice of the princess to help me out like that
“So Applejack, how do you plan on telling the girls? This is a big change for you and the sooner they know the better.” Ah had already been thinking about that, though Ah still planned on keeping my wealth on the down low, like Ms, Pennyworth suggested. Still I saw no harm in letting my closest friends know about my fortune.
Man would Ah regret those thoughts later down the line.
“Actually Twilight, Ah wanted you to tell Pinkie Pie to meet me a couple of hours after we leave the train. Ah figured my first big buy, would be throwing one heck of a shindig
“That sounds like a wonderful idea Applejack. I’m sure Pinkie well be ecstatic at throwing a huge party.” After that me and Twilight just sat and ate, we didn’t really talk much after that, guess she wanted to leave me to my thoughts.
Ah was so deep in my own head Ah almost didn’t notice the train whistle as we approached the station. Like before, Ah’m not going to bore you with the train ride.
So it seems my luck hadn't ran out just yet. Thankfully an over curious little sister of mine was of on some cutie mark mission. Ah’m still so proud of those three, though it got a might bit tiring watching them constantly do the wrong thing to get their cutie mark. But Ah guess it was all for the best in the end, though who would have guessed they would get theirs in helping others find their path? Ah’m gettin off track ain’t Ah?
Since Apple Bloom was nowhere in sight, it gave us grown ups time to talk. So after filling them in, Ah waited for their response. It was kinda funny to see their slack jawed expressions though. “So what do y’all think? Ah know it’s a lot, but now our money troubles our over.”
Like always Granny was first to speak “Well young’n, Ah don't know what to say. Ah’m just happy those stuck up Oranges did something nice for once. As for your offer ah want nothing to do with that money. If you choose to spend it on the farm that’s yur business.”
Ah already knew that would be her response, once you wound up on Granny’s bad side, it was almost impossible to get her forgiveness. Not that granny was stuck up, it took a lot to get on her bad side. Saying your son wasn't good enough for your daughter a sure fire way of getting there. Ignoring me and Applebloom didn’t help matters much either.
Still Ah would respect her, there was only one thing Ah wouldn't let slide “Ah understand granny, but no matter what you say, Ah’m paying for the rest of your medical bills. You may not like where the money is coming from, and frankly Ah don't care, Ah’m going to make sure you’re with us for many a year.”
Now Ah don't argue with her a lot, not over the years we grew to an understanding. Even though she would never say it aloud, Ah had taken over this farm and this family. Ah was not going to budge on this one either, even if Ah had to drag her to the hospital she was getting her treatments. Granny must have accepted this since all she did was excuse herself, mumbling about young ponies not knowing their place. Ah knew she wasn't really mad she was just stubborn. And yes, I know that's calling the kettle black.
Now Ah was left with the wild card, Big Mac sat perfectly still, his gaze never leaving my own. He never budged even after Ah mentioned the bits, he just sat there like a statue. Now most wouldn't be able to tell he was thinking, but Ah could see the gears in his head a-turning. He may have given running the farm to me, but he was always the deep thinker of the family.
Ah couldn't wait for ever, “So what do you think Mac? Ah’m perfectly fine with giving you half the bits.” So just a quick heads up, if there is anything you should ever fear, it should be the moment my brother takes in a big breath of air. It could mean many different things, he may be about to put some pony in their place or he was going to tell you the meaning of life. Somehow Ah knew exactly what was going to come out of the big lug’s mouth.
“Eenope!” That one word never felt so fierce. Even before Ah could protest, he kept going to get his point across. “Listen sis, Ah don’t have a problem with the Oranges. That money though does not belong to us, it’s yours and Apple Bloom’s. Ah want nothing to do with it.” Of course Ah had to be related to the one family who refused any help, and yes, Ah know calling the kettle black again.
Of course Big Mac picked up on my distress, “AJ, Ah know you want to help so here's what you can do. Pay off our loan and fix up the broken tools around the farm and we’ll call it even.” Well that was at least something, of course Ah had already planned on doing all that, but it was still nice to get his blessing. Judging by his look though Ah could tell he had something else to add.
“However, Ah want you to do something for me.” We all had our tells, you know? And when my brother straighten his back, it normally meant Ah would not like hearing what he had to say. He then raised his hooves as a sign he didn’t want to fight. Now Ah\m not aggressive, Ah just get a little defensive when Ah’m told Ah can't handle things.
“Ah want you to hire help, so you can have some time to yourself.” Yep Ah didn’t like that one bit, Ah didn’t need help when we were poor and Ah didn’t need help now. Big Mac didn’t let me speak “Here me out sis, once you pay off our debt we can sell our wares full price to Filthy. Plus with no monthly payments we can put it toward the help. Ah just want you to have a life outside this farm.”
Well that didn’t seem fair at all, “Really, this is coming from the stallion whose whole life revolves around this farm. Don't ya think that's a bit unfair, you put as much effort into this farm as me.” If seeing my brother take in a breath was terrifying, seeing the calm huge stallion turn angry was a whole ‘nother situation.
Ah jumped as his hooves slammed into the table, the raw power in his legs causing the whole table to quake. “Yes, you do work hard here, but Ah don't go off saving the world or fighting in wars. Ever since that castle erupted you have been gone almost once every week. Don't you sit there and lecture me, you know how many times Ah had to carry you home cause you collapsed from exhaustion?"
My ears fell flat, he had me there. Ah didn’t just have the farm to deal with. Heck it took Rarity months just to get an hour of my time. “You're right, Ah just don't want want to put all the work on you.”
Big Mac’s face softened, as he got up to pull me into a hug. That embrace made me smile “You won't be putting more work on my shoulders. You will just be giving your chores to some others. You need some time to yourself, heck even Ah have a mare friend. You don't even have time to see your friends, let alone date. So please do this for me, give yourself a little break.” Of course he was right, he normally was. Ah guess it wouldn't hurt to give myself some free time.
After the meeting we went our separate way, and in a few hours Ah heard a very familiar musical tapping on my door. Thankfully, Apple Bloom still hadn’t returned home, and while it wasn’t like Ah was avoiding her., after all Ah love that little filly, it’s just that telling her we’re rich was going to be a chore in itself. Then telling her Ah wanted to keep it between friends and family was going to be just as hard. After everything Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon had put her through, she was likely to go bragging about being rich now.
Still, Ah’m getting ahead of myself, one hurdle at a time. Ah prepared myself for the storm that was about to be unleashed from my door. Ah had no time to react as Pinkie Pie tackled me to the ground, the moment the door opened. “ I hear you want to throw a party! Oh, oh, is it someone's birthday? Wait that can't be it I would know. Wait it’s somepony anniversary or an Apple family thing. Maybe it’s an I finally realized my whole life is a cartoon for little girls party!?”
Ah didn’t manage to quite catch all that. Ah’m sure she said some strange things, but that's Pinkie for you. Still, it did manage to bring a smile to my face, she always did have a way to lighten the mood. “No Pinkie Pie, it’s none of those things, Ah just wanted to throw a party for you an’ the girls. And let you girls in on a secret.” Ah guess secret was the word that set her off, as Ah was pulled from the ground into a bone crushing hug.
“Oh my gosh, it's a I’m engaged and want to ask you all to be my bridesmaid party.” Ah had to blush at that, though Ah shook my head as Ah pulled myself away from her death grip.
“No Pinkie that is not it, but Ah will only tell you when Ah tell the others. Now on to the party. Ah don’t want you to spare a thing, go all out. It’s about time Ah treat you girls to something not apple related.” The moment the words left my mouth, the tiniest signs of doubt showed on the party mare. You wouldn't have noticed it if you hadn't been friends with her as long as I have, it was just a tiny sign, just a small hint she was worried.
“Are you sure you want the whole package? It’s a little umm... pricey” And there it was, I had to give her credit it was good to see her being honest. Ah’ve known for a while that the girls had always helped me out in their own ways. Even going as far as to buy extra produce just to help us out. That was all going to be behind me now though.
“Yes Pinkie Ah’m sure, Ah can pay for it all don’t you fret none. Plus Ah don't want you using any discounts, Ah know you make commision off these parties, Ah want to do this for all of you. So go all out, Ah will even pay you up front if you want.”
When you know a pony for so long it was easy to tell they were uncomfortable, all my friends were like that. Always wanting to put their friends needs above their own. Even after everything that happened, Ah could still say Pinkie Pie was a great friend.
“Okie dokie lokie, I will go get everything prepared. What day do you want it?” Just like that Pinkie Pie stopped over thinking and went to being her normal self. Now that I was going to tell my friends, life was going to start being simple and easy.
Yeah and Ah’m just as likely to offer my hoof in marriage to Discord.
Author's Note
I am sorry for the wait life got in the way I'm back and stronger than ever so please, enjoy a very late update my bad
a big shout out to my editor Javarod
