Discord's Newest Best Friend

by Fillypans

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Comedy, Crossover
Length: 1053

What if the two most Chaotic Characters ever meet each other?!

Discord, the master of chaos and disharmony...
Flowey, your newest best friend...
What if they meet each other?

No more a one-shot! Getting a sequel ! It's going to be called Asgore's Newest Best Friend!

Published 2016-07-13 14:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-13 14:50:01 UTC

"...Your NEWEST Best Friend!"

(I will be putting youtube link for music in the background while you read!)

"Let's see here...Got the milk, the cheese, the crackers, and the cookies! Alright, I think i'm all set for the mystery visitor!"

As Discord hummed to himself and skipping along the woolly road he had recently created with a "Poof!" and for some reason he was wearing a "Marry-Little-Lamb" Costume , he headed back home to his little house in Chaosvile.

"Ahh! Such EXCITEMENT! I CAN'T WAIT!"

Why, you may wonder why Discord was in such a good mood? Because he had made a new BEST FRIEND online! They spent time chatting together and made plans to meet! (Although it was hard because Discord's home has a different time frame than the rest of Equestria.)

Discord gathered the supplies he bought out of his EXTREMELY small car (Somehow?) and unlocked his door, he then set all the supplies with another poof and it was all set!

Knock Knock went the door, Discord walked over to greet his new guest.

" * Howdy! I'm Flowey, Flowey The Flower! Your NEWEST BEST FRIEND!"

As Discord look around to see who was talking, he decided no one was there.

"Well, looks like no one is here..."

" * DOWN HERE, YOU IDIOT!"

Discord looked down to see a puny, tiny, flower staring right back at him.

Discord spoofed into a Flower himself, just to make fun of his "Newest best friend".

"There, that's better...Now I can see your tiny face!"

" * Well, at least i'm cleaver with my jokes at times."

"Oh, you!"

Discord just pet a petal on top of his best friend's....face? Yah, lets go with that.

"Well, we should get going! I have refreshments and games we can play!"

Flowey thought about it for a moment and decided yes, he went in after Discord.

-- a few more minutes and an OST song later--

After they got settled in, Flowey looked around and decided to get a conversation going.

" * You know, I never really got your name....What was it again?"

"That would be Discord, mind you."

Said Discord as he walked with the flower around his inverted house.

"And, now that I think about it....Your profile picture wasn't of a flower, it was of something else."

Flowey just gave a grin.

" * Would you rather the guest of honor to be reveled so soon?"

The two sat down on the crooked couch and there was a few moments of silence between the two. Discord decided to break that, he grin very slyly and decided to ask the real question here....

"You want to spread CHAOS with me today?"

The flower thought for a few moments longer and said with a sly grin just like Discord:

" * I wouldn't have it any other way....NEWEST BEST FRIEND."

"Well, then, let pampered!" As Discord got some makeup on, "cuz' we got a WHOLE COUNTY to spread chaos with! Let's go!"

Discord snapped his claw fingers and spoofed to the highest hill he could find.

"This is the start of a BEAUTIFUL friendship Flowey..."

" * Heh heh....Let's go, NEWEST BEST FRIEND!"

Author's Note

"10/10!" - Medic; TF2

"Get a real story, MAGGOT!" - Soldier; TF2

"Needs more rainbow pony." Heavy Weapons; TF2

**Munches on KFC Chicken** Guile; KFC Commercial

Bonus Chapter: (Just so I can make it 1,000 words)

" * Hey, Discord?"

Flowey asks with his mouth full of seeds.

"hmm? What is it, Flowey?"

Discord replied as he sits and watches TV with his NEWEST Best Friend.

" * What time do you think you'll be free again? I mean, like when can we hang out again?"

"Well, that depends, my dear flower friend!"

Discord spoofed up a skeleton mask to imitate Sans the Comic.

" * You REALLY had too, huh? Pretty pathetic for a God, if you ask me! And I SHOULD know! I was once a God too!"

"Eyup." With his voice sounding like Big Mac.

The two just sat and stared at the TV for a while and ate some popcorn, (Flowey was eating sunflower seeds) and chatted a bit longer.

Then, the doorbell rang, the two suddenly went silent.

"Hey, um...Are...Are one of y-your names Flowey in there? I-I need to t-talk to you!" The thing asked.

"Go away! We don't need your fire-side cookies!" Discord shooed at the door with his eagle claw.

"Ack! O-ow..."

Then, a REALLY loud voice called from outside.

"ALRIGHT! I'M CRASHING THROUGH THE DOOR IF YOU DON'T COME OUT, KID!"

" * Do you think-"

"Just wait for it. This'll be amusing."

"I'M COMING THROUGH!!!!!!!!"

The voice Crashed through the door and was looking a lot more pissed off than usual.

The thing that came in stopped to see a couch potato, (Literally) and Flowey.

" * Discord?! Why don't you-"

"IT'S USELESS, PUNK!!!!!" The fish-thing grabbed Flowey by the stem and carried him out.

" * NOOOOOOOOoooo!!!!!...."

"T-thank you!" Said a yellow lizard to Discord. "We've been looking for him s-since yesterday!"

"No problem. Now get out of my dimension."

Before she could answer, the fish and lizard where spoofed too there own homes.

"Well, Flowey, looks like you just got..."- Discord put on some sunglasses- "GROUNDED!!!! YEAHHHHHH!"

-- Somewhere--

" * I'm going to kill that bastered...no matter what happens..." The little flower grumbled.

" Oh! I didn't know the little flower could talk! Now, Alphys and Undyne didn't say anything about that!"

Flowey looked up at the giant goat. "* F*** Off."

The giant goat looked kinda sad at the statement, but keeped watering Flowey.

" Now, now, there is no need for harsh words, my friend! We are all together, forever! It'll be fun! I promise!"

Flowey said sarcastically,

" * Oh! I'm sure you and I will be the BEST of Friends! NOT. I hate this, just let me out of this pot and i'll be on my way."

" I'm sorry, little flower, but Alphys said NOT to let you out! Even if you are the cutest thing ever!"

" * Whatever, King Fluffybuns."

Flowey then just got an idea, he did his best smirk, and replied,

" * Alright, NEWEST BEST FRIEND."