How Luna missed the changeling invasion

by Acalanatha (Accie)

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover
Length: 512

What really caused Luna to miss the changeling invasion

Luna wasn't there during the changeling invasion. This is the true story of the wacky randomness that actually happened. This story includes the use of randomness, cider, moonijuana, crossovers and ample use of the work f*ck. You have been warned. No clopping was used in the course of writing this story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-20 04:52:22 UTC

Chapter 1

What really happened to Luna during the changeling invasion.

Celestia just got knocked down by Chrysalis' energy blast and is on the floor. Celestia takes out her iphone- custom pink and bedazzled with her cutie mark. She presses an icon with Luna's picture and the phone starts to call.

We see the moon and start to zoom in. We see a castle that looks just like Sailor Moon's castle. Luna is snoring in her bed with eye covers on. She has a Luna the cat stuffie from Sailor Moon and Sailor Moon sheets on her bed.  A red phone under a glass cover is flashing and ringing (like 1960's Batman). Luna groans and pulls up her eye covers. She levitates the phone and cover up and throws it out the window. Luna grunts, "I'm trying to sleep asshole!"

Celestia stops hearing a ring and starts to hear a busy signal. Celestia says, "What the fuck does Luna do all by herself on the moon? This is a royal emergency! That's it! If I survive this, she's staying in Canterlot."

2 hours ago – Luna is drunk in a jacuzzi drinking cider. Luna says, "I'm a thousand years old bitches. I'll drink whenever I want whatever I want." Luna pours cider into her mouth gurggling, it spills out onto her chest and she giggles.

4 hours ago – Luna is wearing a headset and using a xbox joystick. She smiles triumphantly and puts her hooves up she shouts, "Who saved the galaxy from the Reapers? This bitch!"

6 hours ago – The doorbell rings and Luna opens the door. Ignignokt and Err are pizza delivery men.

Luna says, "What took you guys so long?"

Ig says, "We got lost on the way here?"

Luna says, "The directions- Sailor Moon's moon castle is too hard for you? I've got the only castle on the entire moon. If you weren't the only place that delivers on the moon. You two smell like a moonijuana, you better not have touched my pizzas."

Ig says, "A quadruple cheese minus a cheese, therefore making it just a triple cheese and a veggie supreme? Unlikely."

Luna says, "Here's your bits. I don't why I tip you guys. Didn't you notice the 2,000 foot becon so you wouldn't get lost again?" Luna passes some coins to Err and closes the door.

Err says, "pony money, what the fuck are we gonna do with pony money?"

Ig turns to Err and says, "you miss the elegance of my plan Err. Since we don't use pony money and Luna keeps buying pizzas we will eventually accumulate all the money in Equestria."

Err says, "but that'll take hundreds of years and what if they just make more?"

Ig says, "fuck."

Err says, "we forgot about the becon again."

8 hours ago – Luna is sitting in front of her computer with a headset on. Luna says, "Alright I'm running this instance. Everybody just back off until the aggro's on me. You understand this time Leeroy? Noobs keep back. Let's do this!"