Don't hug me, Im in ponyville.

by Moon Princess

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Comedy
Length: 1625

The main characters from dhmis go to ponyville and have to get home before their show starts!

Manny, Robin, and Harry arrive in Equestria by crawling through a mouse hole. They meet Princess Twilight Sparkle, who has to help them get home before their show starts.

This story is shit I know please dont remind me

Involves swearing.

Published 2016-06-19 07:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-19 07:10:01 UTC

Idek what to call this

Author's Note

Happy Don't hug me I'm scared day!!!!

So in celebration, I made this story! Yay!

Its based off episode 2 bc its my favorite episode of the series so far.

I used the fan names so plz don't kill me.

The clock is my favorite character.

This story is crap.

I suggest you go read something else.

Seriously.

Still here?

Okay then.

Enjoy anyway :3

Idek what to call this

It was June 19th, 1955. The three main characters were sitting in their living room. They all sat in front of the t.v., waiting for their show to come on. Robin was in his rocking chair, when something caught his eye.

There was a peculiar mouse hole on one of the walls. He never noticed it before, and wondered where it lead.

“Hey.” he said. “Where do you suppose that leads to?”

Manny and Harry looked at the mouse hole. It was very small, barely big enough to fit a mouse.

“I dunno.” said Manny.

“Probably nowhere important.” said Harry, uninterested.

He was probably right, but the question still bugged him.

“Wouldn't hurt to find out.” said Robin.

“I guess not.” said Manny.

Robin walked up to the hole in the wall, and Manny followed. They tried looking through it, but with no success.

“Do you see anything?” Robin asked.

“It's too dark.” said Manny. “I can't see anything.”

“C’mon guys, stop mucking around.” said Harry.

“We need your help.” said Manny. “See if you can see through this hole here.”

Harry groaned and got up from his seat. He walked to the mouse hole and put his hands on his hips.

“For the last time,” he said. “It's nothing important.”

“You don't know that.” said Manny.

Harry facepalmed and groaned.

Suddenly, the t.v. went to static. They all looked at the strange occurrence.

“I’ll fix that.” Robin sighed. He walked up to the t.v.

Manny looked up at Harry. “Please?” he pleaded.

“Ugh! For the millionth time! There's not-”

Harry was cut off by seeing Manny’s innocent puppy dog face. Who could say no to a face like that? Harry groaned.

“Fine.” he said. “What do I do?”

“Try to have us be able to get through here.” instructed Manny.

“There's no way we can fit through there. It's even smaller than my hand. The only way to do that is to take off a part of the wall an- oh no.”

Harry saw Manny’s pleading eyes.

“No.” he said.

Manny whimpered like a dog.

“Ugh. Fine.”

As Robin was fixing the t.v., he was oblivious to the conversation. He heard a few loud pounding noises next to him, followed by a huge crash. He looked over, and saw that the hole in the wall was much bigger, big enough to crawl through. He also saw Harry’s extended leg in the middle of it. He just stared at them silently for five whole seconds.

“You kicked the fucking wall in?!” he said in disbelief.

“It was his idea.” Harry said, pointing at Manny.

“Hey!” said Manny.

“I swear to god you guys.” said Robin, who was officially 210% done.

They all gathered around the mouse hole.

“Who's going in first?” asked Manny.

“NOT IT.” yelled Manny and Robin.

“God damn it.” said Harry. He sighed. “Here goes nothing.”

Harry carefully climbed through the wall. Manny and Robin looked at each other.

“You first?” asked Manny

“No way!” declined Robin.

“THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A SONG.” they heard someone yell.

They turned around, and saw a random ass clock start dancing.

“Where do you think you're going?” he asked. “MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH!”

The two just crawled away from that thing as fast as puppet-ly possible.

Once through the wall, they were in a dark hallway that didn't seem to have an end. It was tall enough for them to stand up.

“Where are we?”asked Harry.

“I'm not sure.” said Robin.

They walked farther into the spooky room. Robin had instant regret.

They seemed to be walking forever, until the flooring ended and they began to fall. They screamed at the unexpected plummet. They screamed and screamed, until they fell for so long that it wasn't scary anymore.

“Can we get down now?” asked Harry, annoyed.

They began to see bright colors below them. It looked kinda like a village. They saw horses flying around. They eventually reached ground, each of them falling on their faces.

“Ow.” said Manny, rubbing his head.

“Where are we?” asked Robin.

“Oh my gosh!” said a voice. “Are you alright?”

The three looked up, and saw a purple pony with wings and a horn looking at them in concern.

“The fuck are you?” asked Harry.

“Excuse me?” asked the pony in confusion. “I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle!”

Wtf.

Basically what they were all thinking.

“Who the heck are you?” asked another voice.

They turned around, and saw a pony with rainbow hair flying right above them. They saw four more of these creatures coming right to them.

“What is this place?” asked Manny.

“Why, you're in Ponyville, silly!” said an excited pink pony who jumped in place while talking.

Manny, Robin, and Harry just looked at each other.

“Come with me.” said the Princess. “You must see Princess Luna and Celestia.”

The three puppets stood up and followed the weird creature. They saw more colorful ponies and shops as they made their way to see the royal family.

“I wish we were back in my dad’s basement.” said Manny. Harry nodded in agreement.

“Look!” said Robin. He pointed to the huge castle where the two sisters lived. They were amazed by the sight.

“Come.” said Twilight. “That's where we’re going.”

They reached the front of the castle, but were stopped by the guards.

“HALT.” said the guard, drawing his spear. “Who are those guys?”

“Um, they're with us!” said Twilight, nervously. “They're nice! I think…”

The guards looked at each other.

“You may enter.” said the guards, stepping out of the way.

The puppets were sure they were on drugs.

They all walked into the castle to meet the princesses.

“Pretty.” said Manny, admiring the design of the castle.

“Yeah. Pretty.” Harry said sarcastically.

They walked into the throne room.

“There she is!” said Twilight.

Just a few feet away from them, was the great and majestic Celestia in all her glory.

Well, maybe not at that moment.

Celestia was walking away from her throne. Her hair was messy and wrapped up in a towel. She wore a robe and was drinking a coffee. She screamed and dropped her coffee, shattering the cup at the sight of unexpected guests.

“Uh.” Twilight nervously laughed. “We'll check in later.” she carefully closed the door.

The puppets wanted bleach for their brains.

“That’s the majestic princess?” said Harry. “Really?”

“Oh shut up.” said Twilight.

“What do we do know?” asked Manny.

“I don't think we want to see Luna after that result.” said Twilight.

“Why are we here anyway?” asked Manny.

Twilight stood there silently. “You know what idk.” she said. “But we should find a way to get you home.”

“What time is it?” Harry asked Robin.

Robin pulled out his pocket watch and looked at the time. “It's a quarter to nine.”

“We've only got five minutes until our show starts!” said Manny.

“Oh no!” Twilight made it sound like it was the end of the world. “We have to get you guys home! Follow me! There has to be a spell in the library!”

They all ran to the library, and frantically started looking. Twilight flew to look at the higher shelves, and Manny used the ladder. Robin and Harry looked at the lower shelves.

“I thought I studied about this!” said Twilight. She used her horn to skim through the pages of many books at once.

Manny would look through a book, and if it didn’t have what they were looking for, he would throw it behind him. The books usually landed on the heads of Robin and Harry.

Twilight flew from bookshelf to bookshelf looking through the books. They had no success.

Robin looked at his watch. “We have two minutes!” he said.

Twilight screamed. “We have to hurry!”

“What’s going on?” asked a voice.

They turned around and saw the Princess of the night herself, Princess Luna. She walked up to them while holding a book. Twilight read the cover of it and gasped. It was a book about traveling to different dimensions.
“GIVE ME THAT!” yelled Twilight. She tackled Luna and retrieved the book, leaving Luna unconscious. Twilight looked at her.

“Oh she’ll be fine.” she said, just brushing it off. “Now let’s see.” she began to flip through the pages while the others crowded around her.

“Found it!” she said. “Now stand back.” Twilight began to start the spell. She struggled with the spell, but it eventually worked. A portal appeared on the wall.

“Pretty neat, huh?” said Twilight.

“Yeah whatever.” said Harry. “Come on let’s leave.

“What?!” said a confused Twilight.

The puppets just walked through the portal as if nothing happened.

“See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.” said Manny as they walked away.

“THAT'S ALL I GET?!” she yelled. “FUCK YOU!”

The puppets arrived home. They were happy to be out of that weird place. They sat down in exhaustion.

“We have two minutes until our show’s on.” said Harry.

“Wait.” said Manny. “Where the hell did that clock thing go?”

“THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A SONG.”

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

“MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH!!!!”

They all died from excessive ear bleeding and the clock took over the world and banned cashews.

The end.