"Hold the line!" I could hear a nearby rifleman shouting, firing aimlessly in front of himself, barley hitting the enemy Militant squad. 'Those guys sure have to improve their aim if we're even going to have a chance of winning this war against NOD' I thought to myself chuckling as I shot my assault rail carbine 9 times, each shot hitting one of the Militant's and killing each one of them instantly before putting my gun against my shoulder and smiling under my helmet.

"Too easy!" I shouted over at the riflemen squad, many of them staring at me in awe. 'I don't blame 'em... I AM the best after all' I thought.

"THIS IS OUR TEST!" I quickly activated my jetpack to jump jet over the NOD Fanatics, only for the jetpack to emit a bright white light that engulfed me.

The light subsided and I noticed that I was no longer on the frontline, in fact, it seemed as if I was in some sort of cartoon land. 'What the fuck' I looked around at the seemingly endless desert around me not seeing any GDI or NOD presence anywhere, heck, not even SCRIN were around here.

I decided to head in a random direction as I trekked along the desert. While I was trekking I decided to use my communication device to try to contact HQ. I pressed a button on the side of my helmet, a HUD coming to life in my visor as a connection symbol appeared with a red line through it. 'No connection? But I thought GDI had worldwide coverage?' I continued to move forward. It must have just been a nearby NOD radio jamming tower, right? Or even worse, a SCRIN signal transmitter. I shuddered, boy those aliens sure did freak me out.

Looking around I spotted some sort of caravan in the distance. I used my built-in goggles to zoom in on the caravan. I shook my head as I looked again "What the-" I muttered under my breath. Walking through the desert was some sort of caravan, and not just any old caravan, a caravan of bipedal pony things.

"This heat must really be getting to me..." I say taking off my helmet and having a quick drink of water from my supplement holder on my waist. Putting my helmet back on I decide to follow the caravan, hoping I would find some sort of civilization.

It seemed like I had been following the carvan for hours before they reached some sort of Town that looked like it belonged in an old wild west movie for the 80's. I spotted a sign which read 'Welcome to Appleloosa'. 'Seems like they have puns for Town names... nice'. The caravan went to what looked like a train station and climbed abord a multicoloured train. At that point I focused on what was happening at the train station.

I examined the different groups of ponies who seemed to have tattoos on their asses which I found out when I spotted a mare (Is that what they would be called?) with tight jean shorts on, her ass practically in full view. I then began to notice how a few of them had either wings or a horn. Some looked like prospectors and farmers wearing stensons on their heads. One of the groups caught my attention though, the ones which seemed like they were hauling something along behind them, I looked behind them and stopped a group of naked humans in a line being dragged along by a rather annoyed looking pony. That's when I realised that this place was less friendly than I had originally percived.

When I took a closer look at the humans I could see whip marks all over their bodies but the expressions on their faces were lifeless, almost cattle-like as they just stared forward with next to no sign of intelligence. As they were herded into a wagon with metal bars which was used as cargo, I decided to move and try to get onto the train without getting spotted. I tip toed silently until I reached the back of the train as I jumped in a carriage filled with hay at the back of the train, making sure to get deep inside it so there was no chance of me being spotted.

Eavesdropping into many ponies conversations about the humans, I confirmed my suspicions that these humans were as dumb as rocks. This didn't condone what they were doing to them though. My train of thought was interupted by the conductor shouting "All aboard!" as steam began to come out of the front chimney. The train then set off as I just layed in the hay. 'This stuff is pretty comfortable...' I thought as I relaxed in the hay and drifted to sleep.

I stood up in a black void "Where am I? Some sort of dream world?" I thought out loud. I saw some sort of shadow approaching me as I held aimed my weapon at it "Show yourself!" I shouted as the shadow formed a tall dark blue pony, about 7ft tall from what I could tell, with wings and a horn 'Wings and a horn? Is it some sort of crazy science experiment?' I think as the pony scowls at me, almost like she heard what I thought.

"We could say the same about you, creature." She responded harshly.

My eyes went wide "You can hear what I think?" I ask a little mad at how the pony had listened to my thoughts as I looked up at her.

"Yes we can hear everything in your dreams and we demand to know what you are doing in Equestria." She asked walking forward slowly as I kept my weapon aimed at up at her head.

"Come one step closer and you're going dirt tasting, lady!" I threaten aggressively as I keep my finger on the trigger, bemused at how she refered to herself as 'we' as I checked her out, glancing at her big breasts as I licked my lips.

"You dare threaten us?!" The pony asked violently as I nodded and smiled under my visor. 'This oughtta be fun...' I think causing her to snarl as a blue aura surrounds her horn and then surrounds my weapon and my gun seems to be pulled away from me, the dark blue pony attempting to take my gun. I pull back against the aura with all my strength as the aura breaks and I aim my gun at her again. I could tell she was shocked by her facial expression being one of disbelief.

"H-how did you break away from our magic?" She asks clearly distraught as she attempts to take the gun off of my again, to no avail. I shoot her in the her left leg causing her to fall to the ground in pain as I walk upto her and stand over her, my gun no longer aimed at her.

I could tell her leg was bleeding a lot due to the once black floor being covered in crimson red blood "One : This place is called 'Equestria'? and Two : your 'magic' ain't shit against a commando, sweet cheeks." I say gesturing to her large rear causing her to blush as well as a couple of tears run down her cheeks due to the pain from the wound in her leg. "Call me Conrad, by the way, and remember not to fuck with me next time." I say firmly as I raise my gun and shoot her in the head.

Author's Note

Hope you enjoyed the first chapter