KISS Rocks Equestria!

by Catman74

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Science Fiction, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1889

The "Hottest Band in the World" gets sucked into Equestria. Ponyville won't know what hit it.

What would happen when rock band [size=1.5em]KISS[/size] lands in Equestria? Follow Gene (The Demon), Paul (The Starchild), Ace (The Spaceman) and Peter (The Catman) as they journey through Ponyville. Get ready to Rock & Roll all Nite (and Party Everyday!)

WARNING: This fanfic may include language & shipping of crossover characters

Cover Art coming soon

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-29 00:07:41 UTC

Into the Void

Lights came up on a stage and an announcer came on the mic.

"YOU WANTED THE BEST. YOU GOT THE BEST. THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD KISS!!!"

In a flash of smoke, four people arose from the stage floor with their instruments. The fans roared with excitement as the members appeared and they started to play one of their famous hits, Detroit Rock City.

After a few more songs filled with rockets, fire breathing and much more, the members went to their trailer. Gene Simmons, the Demon, the bass player, was sitting down counting how much profit they've made......off of merchandise over the years and tickets sales in full metal armor and wearing demonic like makeup. Paul Stanley, the Starchild, the lead singer, was working on tuning his guitar while humming with stars everywhere on his clothing with one big star on his left eye for makeup. Ace Frehley, the Spaceman, the lead guitarist, was sipping on a bottle of cider in a triangle shaped chest piece with lightning bolts and with silver makeup around his eyes outlined with black. Peter Criss, the Catman, the drummer, was telling jokes to Ace, which he found hilarious since he was tipsy, while wearing a choker around his neck and wearing makeup which resembles a cat.

All of the member's costumes were black and silver designed in their own way to each persona. While they were each busy, none noticed the other dimensional hole forming in the ground just below them. Suddenly, there was a boom that sounded like it came from outside. All of the members looked around to see what had happened. They rushed outside but didn't see anything. (Well all except for Frehley, that is)

"What's going on?", Ace said, still tipsy, and raising his head up from the table confused.

Just before he could say something else, the chair he was sitting in collapsed which made him fall, and like that he seen the portal.

"Uhh guys, you might wanna take a look at this."

Peter helped his friend up as gazing at the portal.

"Woah. When did that show up?"

Gene stood there confused. "Beats me." he remarked.

Stanley, however was curious about it.

"Yea it got here, but how? And most importantly, where does it lead to?"

Gene was about to speak, but within seconds, the portal grew in size swallowing the band without warning to where it ended up.

It was a bright and glorious day in the land in Equestria. Ponies everywhere were enjoying themselves doing what they loved. As for a Cyan, rainbow maned Pegasus, Rainbow Dash's past time was flying doing stunts. She bolted high into the sky feeling the wind in her mane as she enjoyed it. Just as she was about to preform a Sonic Rainboom, a mysterious portal opened a few feet above her. Confused, Rainbow was about to get a better look at it when she heard screaming from the other side. She was about to back away, but didn't because there were four fast falling objects come crashing down making a huge "boom" noise. As the Pegasus pony got closer to these "objects" she realized they were ponies. Ponies who had took a massive fall and looked hurt. In a split second, Rainbow Dash raced to Twilight's castle for help, unaware of what just landed in Equestria.

Meanwhile at the castle, Rainbow Dash and the rest of her friends were discussing the matter at hand..err.. Hoof. "And they just fell out of the sky!" She told her friends.

"Oh goodness, I hope they're all right", Fluttershy added in, " I hope no animals got hurt."

Applejack look at Rainbow Dash "Well don't y'all just tell us, Sugarcube! Let's hi-tail over there and see what them folks are doing here."

Pinkie Pie, as always, was hyped to see new faces in Equestria and screamed "YAY! NEW PONIES! LET'S GO!"

Rarity added, worried, "Oh, I hope they didn't mess up my newly made dresses inside my boutique shop"

As the ponies chartered on, Twilight Sparkle silenced their chatter by teleporting to the center of the table with her magic.

"Girls. Girls! We might not even know if they're friendly, but where ever these ponies are from, we'll make them feel welcome here in Ponyville."

She smiled and walked twords the door to find the mysterious yet unknown to them, famous rock band. As she said, Dash led them to the location they were found.

There lay the four what was once human, now four ponies. There was one that was a red with a black mane and on top it was up in a ponytail. His cutie mark was his axe bass guitar with a fire behind it (what else would've it have been? Money? LOL). The next pony was a purple color and had a microphone with a star behind it as his cutie mark. The next was light blue pony who has a slight dark brown color of hair but almost resembled the rest of the other's what was hair, now "mane" color. His cutie mark was a guitar with a lightning bolt behind it. The final pony of the bunch was a green color and had a drum set and behind his was- you guessed it: a cat face. Now these ponies would've looked ok to the girls seeing them, but there were two things wrong: one, was they all still had they're signature makeup on with their costumes but ponyfied to fit their new bodies. And second, the hole they crashed into was huge and was just barely missed Rarity's boutique. A very worried and pale looking Rarity fainted at the sight of this as Rainbow & Pinkie chuckled at her reaction. AJ and Fluttershy were trying to wake Rarity. Twilight, however, was more worried about the mysterious ponies in the giant hole.

Strange Ways

Paul shook his head waking up slowly. The back of his head hurt so he rubbed it with his arm. Something didn't feel right to him. He quickly took his arm to look at it. As he seen it, he screamed in horror.

"Wh-what the hell?! Are these...hooves? Something isn't right here.. Where's the others.. Wait where am I?"

He seen he was on a round table surrounded by what looked like tall chairs. Each one had a strange symbols like Apples or Butterflies. As a looked up there was a giant tree looking like roots with lights  hanging from it. He managed to get off of the table but everything felt strange as he landed. He felt that something about how he was standing felt..odd. As he looked at himself in a nearby mirror what he seen something unbelievable. His entire body was a light purple color and he still had his boots and clothes on, but they looked different. He look at his hip and seen a picture of a guitar with a star behind it on both hips. His face was covered still in his signature star makeup. As he got a good look at himself, he still managed to look good. He was about to walk but he fell. He landed on his hooves.

"I've been turned into a small, colorful horse. This day cannot get any stranger", Paul said to himself. "Now, where are the others?"

He started to walk around.. Or tried to at least. He wasn't used to walking like this. After a while, he eventually gotten used to it. As he walked around, he noticed the place he was at looked like a purple colored castle of some sort.

Suddenly, he heard a door open and heard a soft voice.

"H-hello?" A yellow pony with pink hair came out of a double door shyly. "Umm is anypony th-

She seen a quick look at him and hid under the table. "EEP!"

"Hey..it's alright.." Starchild looked under the table smiling politely, "I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just looking for my friends. Can you try and help me out? Name's Paul Stanley by the way, but my fans call me the Starchild. What's your name?"

"I..I'm F..f..flutter..shy..." She responded quietly.

"I'm sorry, what was that?"

"I..i'm...F-fluttershy...I'm sorry, Mr. umm.. Stanley..it's just that..well.. I'm just shy around new ponies." She got a good look at him and his getup. "Oh umm sorry for asking.. if you don't mind, but why are you dressed like that..and is that..makeup?"

Stanley laughed a bit. She stood confused at him laughing and asked what was so funny. "It's fine and well because Miss Fluttershy, your kinda cute." Fluttershy blushed deeply at that comment.

As they talked, they heard a door open. Coming out of it was Gene, Ace and Peter along with Twilight and the rest of her friends.

"Guys! Your here. Where'd you all go?"

Before one of his fellow members could speak, The purple Alicorn interrupted. "Well stranger, based on your appearance, we kinda...took precautionary measures.." She blushed and laughed awkwardly as that last part. "When it comes to new unfamiliar faces, we usually wanna question them. Unfortunately, all of you were knocked out, so we separated you four apart to unsure, you know not any form of mass destruction or anything."

Paul looked at his friends and they all laughed. After that died down, he started to explain. "Look lady, we're not gonna harm anyone."

"Yea! The least destruction we'd cause, is destroying people's ears with only one thing, ROCK!" He tried to do his famous symbol for rock and roll, but couldn't because of his lack of hands and what was now hooves. "By the way, Why are we looking like this?"

"And who are you?"

"Yea! You just told us to follow you because you knew where 'the rest of you' were at"

Twilight facehoofed, as she failed to explain everything about. "I'm am so, so sorry, where are my manners? Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and I am the Princess of Friendship. These ponies are my friends: Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Pinkie Pie. I can see your friend here has met Fluttershy."

Fluttershy shyly nodded and waved at the others. "I came in to go and get some food for Angel and this one was here. He seemed scary at first, but it turns out he's really nice. He calls himself Paul Stanley, but others call him..umm what was that other name again?"

"They call me the Starchild!"

"Gene Simmons, otherwise known as the Demon."

"Name's Ace Frehley. Some call me the Spaceman or Space Ace."

"Peter Criss, or you can call me the Catman."

"and we're known as the famous rock group, KISS!!"

As they introduced themselves, the others were suddenly in awe, even Applejack..who didn't really like Rock music that much. As Twilight's friends gathered around the the four ponies, they eagerly wanted to know more about them.

"Look, everypony, I'm sure we can explain this over lunch. Anypony hungry" As they walked to go eat, Twilight felt as if these ponies were going to be ok staying in Ponyville, but her gut felt as if something was off about them. Like..they were hiding something.. Knowing her friends trusting them, she shook off the feeing and followed them for something to eat. "Hey wait up you guys! she said catching up to them.