There's No Way That's Gonna Fit!!!!
3. Eeyup
Previous ChapterNext ChapterBig Mac was far from the most social pony in town. In fact, it could probably be said that he ranked as one of the top ten ponies who preferred solitude over mingling. He definitely wasn't shy; he had just always preferred his own company. The days where he brought produce to market he made sure to set up shop near the front entrance, where his family's apples could be seen by everypony coming in but idling to talk was discouraged as it led to blocking the way for other ponies to enter the market square. But most of all he enjoyed working out in the vast fields of Sweet Apple Acres, being the only pony within eye shot and hearing distance. There was of course no argument that he enjoyed working with his siblings Applejack and Apple Bloom, but the days where he was completely alone were very enjoyable.
Tonight, though, was one of the more uncomfortable scenarios for him. Apple Bloom's friend were back in town and she had wanted to throw a party to welcome back Sweetie Belle. There was of course no objection from Big Mac, but since Applejack was still out of town that meant that he would have to play a more social role. Once everypony had arrived he tried his best to keep busy with background work; cleaning up trash, restocking cider and chips, cleaning up the odd spill... combined with the fact that most of the party guests were Apple Bloom's age he had no problem keeping most conversations to a minimum.
The only awkward moment Big Mac ran into was near the end of the party, when Sweetie Belle's friend Fleur Dis Lee approached him and struck up a conversation. There was no way Big Mac didn't know who she was; he had seen almost all of her published photos and appearances on various TV shows, not to mention her rather 'risque' photoshoot for PlayColt. Heck, every stallion and colt in Equestria probably knew who Fleur Dis Lee was, but for Fleur herself to approach him unsolicited never crossed his mind as ever being possible. Her first words to him made him think he had gone crazier than Discord.
"Hi there. You're Big Macintosh, right?"
The red stallion's face managed to become redder as he found himself face to face with the most beautiful mare in Equestria. Her slim figure, her supple breasts, her seductive eyes; he was glad that the lights in the barn were dimmed to almost off so she wouldn't see his reaction. Though his mind was racing and filled with questions, mainly how she knew his name and why in Celestia's name she was bothering to talk to a simple farm pony, he eventually somehow managed to force out an answer.
"Ee- ahem, eeyup." he finally said, his voice cracking slightly.
Fleur didn't seem to notice his awkward response and shuffling as she struck up a conversation with him. Big Mac's predicament worsened as he caught a glimpse at what she was wearing; though it was just a simple cocktail dress it did little to hide her figure. It also certainly didn't help that one of her photos was the last thing Big Mac had, well, 'relieved himself' with just the other night. And now he was within hoofs reach of her, in the flesh... Celestia's flank, he'd give anything for a way out.
Good luck struck just then when a very drunk Rainbow Dash stumbled over and interrupted them. "H-hey Mac, you- *hic* you're empty is all ci... cider... I mean, I mean you're cider is al- *hic* all gone." she slurred.
Figuring the feisty pegasus had been downing cider shots (whiskey with a splash of apple cider), Big Mac gladly excused himself to take Rainbow outside for a breath of fresh air and most likely a quick trip to the nearest compost pile so Rainbow could relieve herself of the dry heaves that were starting to become more frequent.
By the time Big Mac had finished taking care of Rainbow Dash and wiping off most of the small mess that had gotten on his shirt the party guests started to head home. Once the last guest had left and plans for what ponies left where sleeping where was settled Big Mac set about clearing up the tables and setting them aside, but he found himself interrupted briefly once more when Fleur approached him before she left the barn with Rainbow Dash.
"Meet me here in about an hour." she simply said before helping Dash stumble back to the main house.
Clueless as to what anypony could want with him at 1:15 in the morning, Big Mac simply shrugged and resumed folding up the tables and stacking them on a cart. As he needed his farming equipment back inside the barn before morning he returned the tables to Mr. and Mrs. Cake's house, leaving them neatly piled by the back door before returning to the farm to begin moving the heavy equipment inside. Picking up four heavy sacks of animal feed, he carried the heavy load with ease from behind the main house back to the barn, placing the items down to push open the barn doors before picking the sacks back up. He took five steps into the barn before he noticed that he wasn't the only pony awake at this hour; Fleur and Sweetie Belle were inside the barn as well, but... but surely he was seeing things. He couldn't really be seeing... them naked... completely naked...
In complete shock he dropped all four sacks onto the ground as a gasp of complete and utter surprise escaped his mouth. Fleur simply smiled at him and spoke to him as casually as she had earlier in the night.
"You're late." she said with a wink.
Her face betrayed no shock or horror, but Big Mac wasn't paying much attention to her face anyway. Her entire front was facing him, exposing her breasts and crotch to him. Not even the PlayColt magazine starring Fleur showed this much of her body; the nipples and crotch always hidden by her hands or some strategically placed object. But now here she was, completely nude, straddling Sweetie Belle who was-
'Good gosh Celestia, she's naked too!' Big Mac realized.
Though he couldn't see her face (thanks to Fleur's body hiding it), he could certainly see part of Sweetie Belle that only her special somepony should ever see. Sweetie's legs were spread apart slightly, allowing Big Mac an unobstructed view of her puffy lower lips. There was no way he could miss the obvious signs of fluid that coated her crotch, nor could he possibly miss the garden hoe that lay nearby, with almost a foot of the handle covered in a similar looking slick sheen. With so much to take in all at once, Big Mac simply froze in place, his eyes locked onto the two mares in front of him, waiting to see what they did first.
Fleur leaned forward slightly. "Like what you see?" she asked while placing her hands on Sweetie Belle's legs. As if she weren't exposed enough, Fleur slightly widened Sweetie's legs and held them apart, forcing her pussy to peek slightly open. Despite the embarrassment Sweetie Belle's clit began winking slowly, her body still aching for one more round of release.
Big Macintosh found himself nodding yes to Fleur's question. There was no way for him to deny the fact that he was extremely aroused right now and the sudden formation of a large tent in his pants left absolutely no room for any doubt. He watched in fascination as Fleur leaned forward even further until her head was just above Sweetie's soaking wet pussy, and he couldn't believe it when the mare on top began sensually licking the cunt of the pony underneath her.
Sweetie let out a moan of satisfaction as she felt Fleur's tongue connect with her yet again. Though Fleur's own pussy was out of her tongue's reach, Sweetie Belle managed to bring her own hand up to Fleur's ass and began squeezing her rear. Though Fleur had insisted before that Sweetie didn't need to do anything besides enjoying what was done to her, the touch to her ass was a welcome relief to her own ache and Fleur let out a moan of her own as she continued licking Sweetie's snatch.
Big Mac stood in continued shock at the sight before him. He had fully expected the two mares to abruptly stop and flee once he stumbled upon them, but for them to continue as he stood obviously before them... it then finally clicked in Big Mac's head that Fleur wanted him to see this, hence the odd invitation she extended to him earlier. He then saw that Fleur was looking up straight at him and was beckoning him to come closer with one finger. His body automatically responded and he slowly stepped forward until he was directly in front of the smiling unicorn, the painful bulge in his pants mere inches from her lips.
Fleur paused her licking and began reaching out in front of her. "Let's see what you have there for me." she said.
Big Mac had no clue what to do at a time like this. Having Fleur coming on to him was a wet dream come true, but Sweetie Belle was almost like family to him, having watched her grow up alongside his own younger sister. The answer he sought would be so much easier if there was only one mare in front of him, but both? The answer he needed was even unclearer than the fog that plagued the Crystal Empire.
Luckily for him, Fleur had an answer of her own. Her hand briefly rubbed his pants-covered crotch before she skillfully flicked the button open and dragged the zipper down. With the constraint of his blue jeans now gone Big Mac's erect member easily popped out of his boxers and was now in plain view for all to see.
"Oh." Fleur said as she was caught off guard. As Big Mac's cock sprung free it extended past where Fleur thought it may reach, inadvertently lightly tapping her on the cheek. While it wasn't the longest she had seen it definitely ranked in the top five, maybe even top three, but what had shocked her was just how thick his member was. She sat up slightly so she could see all of it and accidentally let a slim trail of drool slip out from her mouth. She began rethinking what she had planned for tonight but figured she would hopefully have another shot at the hunk of a stallion, and without further pause she opened her jaws as wide as she could and took the tip of Big Mac's big dick into her mouth.
Big Mac let out a deep moan as Fleur's hot mouth began enveloping his rock-solid member. He moved his right hand behind his back and pinched the back of his leg to see if he was dreaming. 'nnnope.' he concluded as he found himself still standing in the barn with his pants around his legs and his dick being sucked by a gorgeous mare.
Below Fleur's body, Sweetie Belle couldn't see what was going on, only knowing that Big Mac was now present and had most likely seen her entire body nude. There had been a few handful of stallions in the fashion and modelling industry that had seen her body completely bare but they had been professionals of their trade, not to mention the stallion before her was her best friend's older brother. Thankfully Fleur's body blocked her head so he couldn't see how red with embarrassment her face was, but her body couldn't help becoming more turned on from being seen by the pony she had been crushing on secretly almost her entire life.
A slight wriggle of discomfort from Sweetie Belle alerted Fleur that she had been neglecting the mare underneath her. With four inches of Big Mac now inside of her mouth she began fingering Sweetie Belle's cunt as she continued to slowly take in more of the red stallion's rod. As soon as her digits penetrated Sweetie Belle the wriggling stopped and a slight moan escaped Sweetie's lips, helping Fleur herself continue forward to take in as much as she could down her throat. Though it had been a while since she had played around with a stallion before Fleur hadn't lost any of her skill or tricks, but as Big Mac's dick hit the back of her throat she couldn't help but gag. The thickness of his cock was proving to be a problem, and after three more tries to deep throat him resulted in only more gagging she reluctantly let his cock slip free from her mouth.
"Wow, you're... just so thick." she said, slightly disappointed she had failed. However, her goal of getting Big Mac's cock slick had been a success, and before the stallion in front of her could speak up or move Fleur sat up while lifting Sweetie Belle's legs up with her, effectively presenting the younger mare's rear to him.
Sweetie's face felt like it was on fire with how red it now was. With Fleur's superior positioning she was at her complete mercy. It was obvious to Sweetie that Fleur now wanted Big Mac to fuck her, something that Sweetie had only dreamed about, and possibly masturbated to three or four (or twenty) times. She was never able to act upon her feelings before due to her relationship with Apple Bloom, but if she wasn't in control and was powerless to stop it like she was now...
Fleur felt a shiver of anticipation shoot through Sweetie Belle's body. "She's ready." she whispered seductively to Big Macintosh. Sweetie Belle bit her lower lip in anticipation of what was about to happen, and once Big Mac touched the tip of his hard cock against her soaking wet slit she moaned and bucked her hips slightly, eager to feel him stretching her pussy wide open. However, before Big Mac could begin pushing forward Fleur suddenly grabbed his throbbing member and shook her head.
"Uh uh, not there." she denied him, slowly guiding his aim lower until his penis was directed at Sweetie's puckered asshole. "Here."
Fleur gently pulled Big Mac's cock forward so the tip was resting against the tight opening. As soon as Sweetie Belle felt where it was now aimed and exactly how big the tip was her eyes shot wide open and she finally found her voice.
"Woah woah woah! Wait a sec!" she panicked. "How big is... I can't fit him there!"
Fleur immediately moved Big Macintosh's penis away from Sweetie's tail hole. "Do you want to stop?" she asked, glancing back to Sweetie's face.
"N-no! I mean, yes, but..." Sweetie stammered. Her mind was surprisingly more conflicted than she thought it would be and she tried her best to decipher her feelings. "I... I do want it, but... but I'm scared."
Fleur nodded in understanding. Sweetie had never used anything nearly as large as Big Mac's cock, never mind the fact that she had never been with a stallion before, so she was understandably nervous. Fleur finally removed herself from her straddling position over Sweetie Belle and helped her up to a kneeling position right in front of Big Mac. "Why don't you try using your mouth first?" Fleur suggested.
Sweetie Belle nodded yes while Big Mac couldn't help but feel relieved that they would be continuing. Now that Fleur was no longer hiding Sweetie Belle's upper body he had an unobstructed view of her matured body. She was definitely no longer the young undeveloped filly he had first met so many years ago; now she was a mature young mare with full perky breasts, a deliciously curved ass, and a tight little cunt. She had never done any nude photography but some of the swimsuit catalogs she had posed for didn't leave much to the imagination. Of course Big Mac had bought a few magazines featuring his little sister's best friend, and he may have rubbed one or two out to her photos before, but he knew he was a dead pony if anypony caught him with them so he always quickly threw them out in somepony else's garbage. But now he was faced with Sweetie Belle herself, in the nude, with his dick about to be pleasured by her; there was no way he could say no.
Sweetie Belle scooted forward and gingerly wrapped her hand around Big Mac's schlong, She couldn't help but cringe as her dainty little fingers didn't even come close to fully encircling the stallion's bulging rod. Still, she didn't want to disappoint her crush by leaving him pent up after everything he had seen so far tonight so she began slowly stroking his shaft while inching her mouth closer to his tip. Once she was within reach she gulped before extending her tongue to lick the end of his cock. She found the taste of his precum surprisingly pleasant, sweeter than she had expected. A few more experimental licks emboldened her to finally open her mouth and try to take his dick into her mouth, though it did take her three tries to open her mouth wide enough to finally succeed.
'Celestia's flank, it's so big!' Sweetie Belle thought as she tried to figure out what to do next. She had practiced a hoofful of times on her dildo and once on a cucumber, but those items didn't hold a flame to what was currently in her mouth. Still, she didn't want to quit now and slowly began edging her head forward while still stroking the rest of his dick.
Once Sweetie felt Big Mac's cock lightly touch the back of her throat she quickly stopped moving. She was able to suppress the urge to gag but didn't dare try taking any more in. Deep-throating was unknown territory to her and she wasn't ready quite yet. She gulped to swallow the saliva and precum that had been collecting in her mouth before she attempted to try moving her head back and forth, but her swallowing caused her tongue to graze the sensitive underside of Big Mac's cock which in turned made him involuntarily jerk his hips forward, sinking his cock further into Sweetie Belle's mouth and down the first two inches of her throat.
Sweetie's eyes shot open and began watering as her throat was forced to start taking the phallus in. She immediately found herself unable to breath and tried to tell him to stop, but all she managed to do was make a gurgling sound. Big Mac unfortunately mistook the sudden deep-throating and gurgle as a sign for him to continue going forward. The hot, tight sensation of her throat stroking his member was borderline addicting so he gladly pressed his hips forward and sunk further down her throat, embedding himself almost 3/4 of his penis into her mouth before he couldn't last any longer.
The blowjob Fleur had given him moments ago had neared him to the edge, and his cock down her throat was more than enough to set him off. With a loud grunt he grimaced as his penis twitched, the tightness of Sweetie's throat delaying his orgasm momentarily before his cum finally managed to overcome. Sweetie Belle's eyes rolled backwards as she felt Big Macintosh's cock twitch inside of her and what seemed like a gallon of hot fluid poured straight down her throat and into her stomach. Her air supply was already running low but now she felt like she was drowning in his cum despite his seed ending up in her stomach, not her lungs. As more cum was pumped down her throat she felt like all of her energy was being sucked out of her, but thankfully Fleur finally intervened and carefully pulled Sweetie Belle off from the cock that was impaling her oral cavity. As soon as Sweetie Belle pulled in her first breath of air she began coughing hard, causing the few strands of cum in her mouth and back of her throat to spill down onto her breasts. She was able to motion that she was okay, and after a few moments she was breathing normally once again.
"Are you alright?" Fleur asked.
"Wow. I... that was just... my jaw kinda hurts." Sweetie said while rubbing her jaw.
Fleur smiled. "Well, he is one of the largest stallions I've seen. Oh, you missed- hold on."
Fleur quickly wiped a small streak of cum on Sweetie Belle's chin, licking off the white fluid from her finger before she then lapped up the remaining cum that was on Sweetie's chest. All too soon Sweetie Belle had been licked clean of any of Big Mac's remaining cum and the young mare collapsed back onto the hay pile, completely exhausted. Both Fleur and Big Mac were worn down as well, and though Fleur wanted to continue on she knew that they all needed sleep.
"Maybe we should call it a night." she admitted reluctantly, especially since Sweetie Belle had dozed off.
"Eeyup." the red stallion agreed.
Picking her up effortlessly like she was still just a small filly, Big Mac carried the sleeping Sweetie Belle while Fleur gathered up the clothes strewn around the barn floor. Big Mac relinquished his room to the two mares, not wanting to chance waking up Scootaloo or his sister by depositing their naked friend in the middle of the night.
After making sure Sweetie Belle was tucked in, Fleur gave a sensual kiss to Big Macintosh before he headed downstairs to the couch. "Thanks for the fun night, stud. Hopefully we'll see you around soon. I know Sweetie Belle would." she said hopefully.
"Eeyup." he simply replied, still at a loss for words. Once Fleur closed the bedroom door he made his way downstairs and collapsed onto the couch, his mind replaying everything that had happened to him tonight. Countless fantasies he had of Fleur Dis Lee had somehow become reality, and some of the forbidden desires he had for Sweetie Belle had been fulfilled. It wasn't a dream or his imagination; it had really happened, and though he had only cum once he felt as if he was set for life. His last thought before he drifted off to sleep was that Sweetie Belle and Fleur were due to stay in town for at least a few more days, and while he considered the chances slim, there was still a chance he'd see them again. He head already beaten the odds as evidenced by the activities that occurred tonight, right?
'Eeyup.'
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