Yo, listen up and sit right there while I tell you how I became the prince of... Wait, wrong tale.

Ya know what, just understand that the multiverse likes to mess with us in unique ways that we'll never understand. I, for one, happened to find something that changed, at least, my life for the neutral.

Not better, not worse. Everything's still so-so, only now I have a... pony?

Yes this' a self insert. Yes, there is some personal info. NO, I don't care.