You're a merchant living in Ponyvile. You sell potions, charms and other mystical services that usually get you in trouble with that pesky main six. You'll sell anything to anyone, provided that they can pay of course.

While visiting Zecora's hut in hopes of getting some ingredients for one of you potions, things get a little....crazy. Now every mare in town wants a piece of you and they aren't too shy about it either. Will you survive?

Read and find out!

Warning: Various kinks. Like, seriously, it's gonna be batshit crazy!