Agent Dash

"And she was lured in easily because..." I said encouraging Lightning to go on.

"Because of her secret hatred for all of you!", Lightning said.

"What?", I asked, eyeing Lightning like she was lying. Even though I knew Rarity was the type of pony perfectly capable of that level of hatred since earlier today, old, faithful habits die hard. "You better be telling the truth. Other wise you'll have three broken hooves!", I threatened.

"It's the truth, honest!", Lightning said looking at me in terror.

"Fine, keep talking.", I said.

"Anyway...", she said, eyeing my hooves distrustfully.

"All we had to do to get Rarity to join was convince her of some certain things.", Lightning said, smiling eerily.

"And what certain things!?", I asked.

She just smiled creepily back.

I took my backhooves, and wrapped them around her right foreleg until a loud pop sounded. She shriek bloody murder.
I again thanked Celestia that these walls were soundproof.

"Let's try this again!", I said viciously, "What. Certain. Things."

"One, she deserved to be more than just an element. Two, she was much too good to be friends with the likes of you ponies, and three, well it wasn't hard to convince her when the ponies who really adored and served her were on this side of the scale." Lightning smiled again, laughing cruelly. "Ridiculous. I would think H.A.R.M.O.N.Y above such prejudices."

"Well, H.A.R.M.O.N.Y has me so they don't have that bad of judgement.", I said, smirking.

"Do they? Do they really?", she asked obnoxiously. I slapped that smile off her backwards face.

"Well C.H.A.O.S picked you to stand to the likes of me! So what does that say about them?", I continued.

Her chair had toppled over from the force of the slap. But she had solved that problem by kicking the chair aside. She had misjudged the force of the table, though, and the steel reinforcements on the legs that binded the legs of the table to the ground were too much for her.
She resiste to much again, and I was getting sick of dislocating and breaking her bone and joints, so I ended up just giving her truth serum....

And the truth serum worked. An hour later we had everything we needed. The agency asked what I did, and I just mentioned some thing about the truth coming it as easy as taking a drug. They looked at me like I had three heads, but they would not notice the missing truth serum bottle for a while hopefully. You know what was most unsettling thought? The way that Lightning looked at me right as she was going into the serum daze and said, "They will know. They will find out. I will find a way to expose you to all of Equestria!" And that was what scared me most...