Agent Dash

The plan Celestia had came up with made Rainbow barf to say the least, but it was doable, despite the bile that came up in Rainbow's throat every time she thought of it. The plan was the reason that she was standing on the enemy, formerly known as Rarity's doorstep. The plan was also the reason she was about to swallow her pride and ask Rarity out on a date. For her job. Her job that she was not liking too much right now. The things a pegasus will do for her country are unbelievable. But no matter. Rainbow was a very good actor. And she would be playing the part of somebody who really truly wanted to go out with Rarity. If that's even her name. Rainbow just wanted phase one over with. So Rainbow built up her courage and her false cheerfulness, and knocked on the backstabbing unicorn's door. A moment later, it opened.

"Why Rainbow, whatever can I help you with?", the prissy unicorn asked.

"Actually Rarity I'm here for something that can't be helped unless you agree to come with me tonight at Colt's cafe at 8:00.", I said confidently.

"Are you asking me out?", Rarity asked.

"Maybe," I said slyly, smirking. May as well have a little fun.

"Oh I don't know, I usually only go for stallions," she said batting her eyelashes.

Blech! Is what I thought. "I promise I'll make it worth it," I said instead.

"And you're sure you can do just as well as a stallion could?", she asked flirting even more.

I inwardly barfed, and just barely managed to hold back the tidal wave of bile. If I had to spend one more second with her... "Better," I said, cockily. "I could do 20 percent better than any stallion in Ponyville."

"Really?", she said.

"Yes," I said smiling like a pony who couldn't wait to go out. When really I was a pony who couldn't wait until after we went out. Then the real fun would begin...

"Oh, alright," she said giving in. "I'm charmed," she added before bidding me adeui. "But be here at three."

In order to keep in character, as soon as i thought she left, but really knew she was watching out her window, I did a loop in the air and shouted out an, "AWESOME!"

There, that should squash any suspicions...