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           Random boredness at 2 in the morning            
                   -by Peppermint Twirl-                   
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                      DERP HURR HURR                       
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DERP HURR HURR
SVUAN DAY RARTY AND PEPPHURRMENT WAZ WALKING DOWN TEH STREET, AND PEPHURRMENT SHOUTED
"RARTY,CELESTIA KNOWZ UR A MARSHMALLOW! RUN BEEYETCH!" AND RAN AWAY FROM HER LIKE SHE STOLE SOMETHING. RARTY GAT ALL FUS DO RAH AND CHASED PEPHURRMENT.PEPHURRMENT LOL'D AND FLEW UP LIKE A BOSS SO RARTY CANT GET HUR.SHE DID A DANCE AND SHOUTED "I AM NOT A WHORE!" THEN SHE FLU UP AND WENT TO RAINBUR DASH.  SHE FLEW UP AND POKED HER. DEN DASH GOT ALL PMS'Y AND TRIED TO BEET DA SHIET OUTTA PEPHURRMENT.SHE FLEW AWAY.DEN,SHE WENT TO DERPY'S HOUSE AND ATE HER FUCKING MUFFIN.DATS WUT I SED.ATE IT.IM THE PIMP.YEAH.WHERE'S UR CELESTIA NOW,BITCHHH YOU CAN LEARN THAT ON THE MOOOOOOONNAAAA BEYETCH! DERPY SED "I AINT EVEN MAD" YET SHE WUZ MAD.SHE WALKED ON THE CELING FOR A WHILE AND POKED PEPHURRMENT.PEPHURRMENT GOT ALL OFFEDED AND FED DERPY CUPCAKES. CUZ IM A BITCH LIKE THAT.N DEN I FLEW AWAY LIKE A BITCH ONCE MOAR.i WENT TO TWILOT SPAHKLE AND ATE A BOOK. SHE FROZE ME ID MID AIR FLYING AWAY AND SO I SED "NOPE,CHUCK TESTA" AND GAWT FREE. N DEN I CUZZED AT HER IN MAI HED WHILE I FLU TO CANTERLOT. I ASKED CELESTIA IF SHE LIKED BANANAS.SHE SED NO. SO I SENT HER TO THE SUN.
NOA WE HAZ NU CELESTIA. EVERYBODY-SORRY, EVERYPONY WAS ALL LIKE YAY. EXPECT TWILOT CUZ SHE HAD VERY SKEXAY SCECKS WIT DA PRINZEZZ NOA SHE CANT.
N DEN, I SED HI TO LUNA AND BROHOOFED HER.
N DEN I WENT TO FLUTASHYS HOUSE AND HUGGED HER.
N DEN AH' STOLE SOME AYAPPLES FROM APPLEJACK.SHE WAS ALL FUUUUUU- AND I WAS ALL LIKE TROLLFACE
N DEN I FLEW UPIDE DOWN AND FLEW INTO CHEERILEE AND BIG MAC HAVING SKECKS.
N DEN I LEFT.
DA END BEEYETCHES.
IF U GET OFFENDED,I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPPARMUNT.
IS EARLY..OR LATE..I DUNNO.IM IN THIS KINDA MOOD.