From the lands far beyond, these five ponies have come to Equestria in search of new lands and, hopefully, new allies. Using only their wits and far superior tech, join them as they explore the vast unknown landscape, encounter new and unfamiliar species, and hopefully not kill any of the local population while doing so. (It's bad for business.) And the reader may be wondering, "What the hell is this?!" It's a god damned fanfiction, shit will go down.