(Disowned) Crazy Clothesless Capers The Princess' New Clothes

by Ajustice90

Rating: mature
Tags: Equestria Girls, Sex, Flash Sentry, Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 4909

Commission: After learning from her humans friends about public nudity a curious Princess Twilight decided to try it out for herself.

Commission: After learning from her humans friends about public nudity a curious Princess Twilight decided to try it out for herself.

Part of the Humane 7 Tales Continuity

Published 2016-07-02 00:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-02 00:20:01 UTC

Her Royal Bareness

Author's Note

Character(s): EQG Princess Twilight Spakle and a few surprises. All 18.

When both versions of Twilight Sparkle are together in a scene human Twilight is called Twi and when there's just one of them in a scene either will be called Twilight.

Her Royal Bareness

Bright colors zooming past her was what she saw as her body swirled around to change form, this was a sequence young Princess Twilight has experienced over the last few years as she would travel between worlds through a magic mirror, no matter how many times she's done this it still feels strange to say the least. But it was always quick as she found herself stepping out into the human world on both her gained feet.

"Welp, another good landing." Twilight said as she thought back to her first few visits with her arriving landing on ground.

"YO PRINCESS!!!" Twilight turned her head to see the human Rainbow Dash coming up her along with this world's Pinkie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy.

"Hey girls!" Twilight said back as the five came up and gave her a group hug. "Thanks for letting me stay over for a few days."

"Glad you could come over in the first place Twilight." Fluttershy replied. "Though why do need to stay here?"

"Well we had another crazy incident in Ponyville, even Princess Celestia came over to help settle things down, and my castle really got messed up. So the others thought I should go somewhere far so I wouldn't work myself to death trying to fix everything. And I was due for a vacation anyway. But enough of that, how are things over here? Anything new happen?"

"Oh, a few big things have occurred." Rarity said, chuckling a little.

Twilight wondered what had her so happy until she saw Applejack come close to Rarity and took her hand giving her the answer, and letting out a happy gasp. "Rarity, Applejack, you two got together?! Congratulations! The Rarity and Applejack in my world did the same about a few months ago!"

"Gee thanks Twilight!" Applejack replied. "Oh yeah, Sunset and Twi found one of the Dazzlings not too long ago."

"Really?" Twilight jumped a little.

"It's that Sonata girl. She was kicked out by the other two but she got taken in by a new family and she's turned over a leaf. We've meet her at her job at the dance studio, she's quite the sweetheart when you get to know her. We'll introduce ya while yer there."

"Well if you say she's changed then I believe you." Twilight then realized there were two missing party members. "So where is Sunset and Twi anyway?"

"They had an all-nighter with their research and are sleeping in right now." Rainbow replied.

"I take it they do that a lot."

"Yup! They usually get up about this time." Pinkie added.

"I suppose it wouldn't hurt drop by and let them know you're here princess." Rarity said.

"You sure?" Twilight asked.

"Ain't a big deal." Applejack. "Twi has been staying over at Sunset's fer the weekends to use to living together once they head to college, so we know where they are. Let's go."

They group made their way to their friends residence, unaware of the discoveries that were about to unfold.

"Here we are!" Pinkie said as they made to their destination and came up to the door and knocked it.

There was about a two minute pause as they waited until they heard the door unlock and open, revealing a tired Sunset in her robe.

"Girls, what are doing this early in the morning?" Sunset grumbled as she was trying to get fully awake.

"It's close to noon, dearie." Rarity replied. "And Twilight has come over for her stay, we wanted to make sure you knew."

"Oh right, almost forgot." Sunset turned to the princess. "Glad ta have you over here Twilight."

"Thanks. I'm just glad my recent trips haven't been for a magical crisis."

"Yeah well-" Sunset was cut by the sound of a door inside opening and her eyes widened.

The others saw a sleepy human Twilight come out and was approaching Sunset, however they saw that she was naked save for her glasses. Leaving them wide-eyed in shock and Sunset could only keep facing them in embarrassment.

Twi wrapped her arms around Sunset's shoulders and kissed her on the cheek. "There you are Sunny. Why'd ya leave the bed......" She started to make out that her friends and alternate dimension counterpart was right in front of her and they can see all of her body. "AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" She positioned herself behind Sunset so they couldn't see her naked body. "WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE?!!!!"

"Sorry! We didn't know was a bad time fer you two!" Applejack said as she waved her hands while her face was red along the whole group.

Rainbow Dash on the other hand burst out laughing and holding her sides until Fluttershy elbowed her. "Rainbow Dash!

"Sorry! Just never thought we'd catch them in the act." Rainbow replied.

"We weren't doing THAT!!!" Twi replied. "At least not this weekend." She whispered to herself.

"So what, you were hanging around Sunset's place au naturale for the heck of it?"

"Yes!" Twi blurted out in response.

Rainbow and the others were taken aback by this. Twi's face grew redder as she turned to look at Sunset like they were having a mental conversion.

Sunset then sighed. "Well, we were gonna tell you girls at some point might as well be now. Let me and Twi get decent and we'll explain. Just wait a minute." Sunset and Twi started to walk backwards to the bedroom.

"You got a great pair of boobies by the way Twi!" Pinkie said. Twi squeaked in embarrassment and the others gave Pinkie looks in response. "What?! I'm just complimenting her!"

A few minutes later the group were seated in the middle of Sunset's apartment with Sunset and Twi dressed in their usual attire.

"Alright." Sunset clasped her hands together. "So Twi and me have recently embraced a certain lifestyle that isn't very popular in the public eye, well actually I've been doing this for much longer, I mean not for as long I've been in this world, just ahh!" Sunset shook her and rubbed her temples, struggling to find the best way to explain things. Twi put a hand on her shoulder and gave a her a comforting look. "Alright I'll cut to the chase, we're nudists!"

"Indoor nudists to be precise! Just around the apartment!" Twi added.

Twilight looked stumped. "Nudists?' She thought as she processed this new info.

"I see. Well if you two both seem to really enjoy it then I won't judge." Rarity said.

"Really? Miss 'I make clothes for a living' is fine with her friends roaming around their place butt naked?" Rainbow ask giving Rarity a skeptic look.

"Rainbow Dash, it's Sunset's apartment so if she and Twi wish to bare themselves while they reside here, it's their decision. And it's not there's anything wrong with being a nudist."

"How did this come about?" Applejack asked.

"I actually started when I could live on my own and made my apartment clothing-optional when I'm by myself. And few weeks ago I went to a nudist resort I've waited until I was18 to go to and I brought Twi along for company."

Twi placed her hand on Sunset's in an affectionate matter. "I was pretty nervous at first, but it was actually enjoyable after my nerves went away, especially after we got together with Sonata and Fleur."

"What? Sonata and her adopted sister were there?" Pinkie asked.

"That's how we found her and we made amends with them on mine and Twi's end." Sunset replied

"Being with them made wanna stay for the whole weekend." Twi added.

"Crazy odds meeting them if you ask me." Rainbow said.

"Um.... what's a nudist?" Twilight finally asked, bringing all eyes on her.

"Oh sorry Twilight, you've really knew about this." Sunset said. "In most of this world's cultures being naked outside the shower, and (ahem) in bed isn't encouraged. But nudists are people who choose to not wear clothes whenever and wherever they want, like we do back in Equestria, but again it's not really liked by societal norms."

"So clothing isn't mandatory in this world? Then I don't see the big deal if people choose not to wear them."

"Well Twilight, in Equestria we have fur to cover up our more..." Sunset's face grew red again. "Intimate body parts, you know, the ones we use for bathroom and... mating purposes."

Twilight's face grew red like Sunset when she realized what parts Sunset was talking about.

"And well you all saw my bare breasts and crotch." Twi added despite her nervousness. "They used for similar purposes, and that's not something we're supposed to see in public."

"I see." Twilight said.

"While some people are bold enough to be full-time nudists. There those who choose to do that at certain times." Rarity said. "Like how Sunset and Twi do in their apartment alone or place are nudist beaches or resorts like Care Bares...." Rarity covered her mouth as she realized what she said at the end and now all eyes were on her.

"Rarity, why do you know a nudist resort?" Twi asked.

"Well...I..." Rarity's face grew red as she looked down, Applejack who was sitting next to her had a similar look.

"Applejack, why are you nervous?" Fluttershy asked.

The farm and fashion couple looked at each other and gave a nod.

"Because, me and my family has been going there for several years." Rarity answered.

"And Ah found out recently on mah own." Applejack added.

"Rarity?! Part of a family of nudists?!!!" Rainbow yelled.

"I thought you were taking Sunset and Twilight's confession a little too well." Pinkie chimed in.

"I admit it's not something we wanted to share with others because of fear of be looked at differently. But I wanted to confess at some point, it's just so happened Applejack was delivering goods to place when I was vacation here."

"Ah admit Ah was taken back a bit by finding out. But we worked it out and.." Applejack took Rarity's hand. "It how we came together. Rarity even got me bare mahself for a bit while Ah was there and it weren't too bad."

"So Rarity out of you naked? Gee Applejack I'd joke that you're not wearing the pants of this relationship but either of you were!" Rainbow cracked earning glares from the couple.

"So Ah got a push fer it, all it did bring us closer together. All not the together yer probably thinking right now Rainbow!" Applejack replied. Rainbow playfully rolled her eyes in response.

"Wait! I said you meet Rarity there while she vacationing with her family." Twi chimed and turned to Sunset. "Didn't we go to our nudist resort on that same week?"

"I think we did." Sunset answered.

"Yeah! I remember on the day of mah delivery that you two were going out." Applejack replied. "Ah know it was also the day Fluttershy and Rainbow went tah that naturalist camp."

"Ummmmmm..... actually." All eye were now on Fluttershy, her red face and eyes looking down and Rainbow Dash became nervous and started scratching the back of her head. "Turns out the camp we went to was actually a-a-a nn-nn-naturist camp!" As the group went wide-eyed Fluttershy turned to Twilight. "It's a another term for nudist Princess."

"Are you and Rainbow Dash saying you'd experienced nudism yourselves?" Rarity asked.

"Well, y-yes. I got to enjoy spending time in nature bare like I've wanted to for some time."

"I, did it too." Rainbow admitted. "I went in to make sure Fluttershy would be okay. But I'd lie if I said I didn't end up enjoying it."

"So me and Twi went to a nudist resort, Rarity and Applejack another one, and Fluttershy and Rainbow went to naturalist camp." Sunset thought aloud. "So what, did Pinkie go to someplace as well?"

"Nah! I just streaking!" Pinkie said casually.

"WHAT?!" Everyone save for Twilight said.

"Our house's a/c was broken and I stripped of my clothes to beat the heat. I then decided to go out an make a game of whether or not anyone could spot me, and my boyfriend Cheese Sandwich beat me."

"Pinkie! Us going to resorts is one thing! But ya going streaking could've gotten ya in trouble!" Applejack scolded.

"But I didn't, I did get my balloon popped by Cheesy though."

Jaws hit the floor, again save for Twilight's.

"Oh there's something I forgot to mention Twilight, I'm not a virgin anymore!"

"Oh, okay...." Twilight's face grew red like others.

"So... aside from Pinkie losing her virginity, we all apparently experienced nudism on the same day. That's gotta be one of the crazy coincidences I'm ever heard in my life." Twi commented.

"I'll say." Rainbow.

"So I guess we're best nudist friends now!" Pinkie said.

"Oh no! Me and Fluttershy did it the one time and that's it for us!" Rainbow replied.

"It really is." Fluttershy replied.

"And as I mentioned, I go nudist on vacation at Care Bares and only there." Rarity said.

"Same with us only here or at Natural Bless." Sunset added.

"Ah'll just stick tah skinny dipping thank ya'll" Applejack said.

"Well I can still sleep naked." Pinkie said and then turned to Sunset. "And since you this place is clothing-optional. I could strip here if I wanted riiiiiiiiight?"

"I suppose. But not today. We got plans remember?" Sunset replied.

"Oh right! Kinda forgot with all this nudist talk!" Rainbow said as she got up. "You two need to get ready?"

"Nah! We showered after we got home last night." Twi replied. "We could go now."

"Sounds good tah me!" Applejack said. "Let's get going."

Everyone started making their way out, but Sunset noticed Princess Twilight lost in thought.

"You okay Twilight?" Sunset asked.

"I guess." Twilight responded. "It's just all talk of nudists, naturalists, and streaking.. I figured clothing was needed in this world because everyone anyways wears them and this whole talk changed quite a bit for me."

"Just don't overthink it. There's nothing wrong in human bodies overall, and nudity can be way to appreciate it, or for simple comfort and sometimes pleasure."

"I'll try not to."

"Good. Come on let's get going." Sunset as they left to enjoy the day.

At the end of the day Princess Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to her house, she and her friends set a rotation of whose house she'd stay at for extended visits. It was late at night and the alicorn turned human was tossing and turning in her bed.

"I don't get it." Twilight said to herself. "They said our reproductive parts aren't meant to be seen in public and yet people seem to be fine letting them out. And they make it out to be fun and relaxing. What's so fun about going around without clothes especially if you could get in trouble?" Twilight looked down at her pajamas. "Hmmm, maybe the best way is experiment and experience it for myself." Twilight got out of bed and started undressing by unbuttoning the top and removing it after the last button, she then pulled her bottoms down leaving her in a set of bra panties colored like the streaks in her mane, or hair in this world, she put hands behind her back started fiddling with the claps of her bra. "Ugh, I hate this thing. What's the point of underwear, we already have clothes to cover up these certain parts why do we more? And why does the mirror give me them?" She then got the bra unhooked, letting a breath as she removed it from her chest, releasing her breasts. She then proceeded to pull off her panties.

Twilight got in front of the mirror atop the room's dresser to get a look at her bare body. "Okay, I'm naked." She ran her hands all over her body, enjoying the soft feel of her flesh. But that wasn't enough it for her. "I'm not seeing it!" She walked around the room for minute to see if movement would do anything, it didn't. "Well I don't have much space. I could go around the house, but I might wake up Pinkie or Maud and I wouldn't wanna be a bad houseguest." She looked around and spotted the window on the other side of the room, the one that lead outside. "Maybe if I went outdoors." She approached the window but stopped. "But I could trouble for going out like this." She pondered whether she could just ask Sunset to take her to one of those resorts the girls mention, but she wanted this all her own. "Everyone else got their own nudist experience and I think it's best I try having my own." She then lifted the window up, squeezed herself through it.

Twilight walked around the side of the house, feeling the warm night air against her skin and grass on her bare feet. "Feels okay. But I think I should further." She went past Pinkie's house to the front of the street. She got behind a street lamp to see there was anyone around. "I'll go around the block and see where that goes." She started her trek on the sidewalk, feeling some discomfort as her feet touched the warm concrete. "Starting to see why shoes are a necessity here." As she moved she noticed that her breasts bounced for each step, it was a bit discomforting as they felt a bit heavy so it was like having weights attached to her chest and felt the pressure with her movement. "Maybe there is point to bras after all."

Twilight stopped to observe her breasts, they seemed to be as big as her double's, she pressed her hands against them and gripped them feeling their softness. "Sunset said they used for mating purposes like my vagina, I wonder how. I should ask her about how sex is performed in this world compared to Equestria when I'm alone with her."

A bright light came from behind covered Twilight, making her turn around. 'Uh-oh! I got spotted! That's not good!' She thought as she heard a honk.

It was a truck with a bunch of older women in the back holding bottles and starting giving Twilight whoos and whistles.

"Hey girls, we a got a streaker!" The driver said.

Twilight nervously played her fingers, her face turning red not sure how to respond to the women looking at her.

"Looks like someone's a first-timer."

"Y-yes." Twilight replied.

"Heck yeah, you go girl! Don't shy about yer body, you got it going on!!"

"I take it that's a good thing."

"Yeah! Your tits are awesome." One of the passengers said in a tone Twilight would compare to Equestrian Rainbow Dash after too much cider.

Twilight's blush deepened.

"If we weren't buzzed we'd totally join ya." Another passenger said.

"Oh! Thanks!" Twilight smiled a little.

"Gotta go! Hopefully we can join you another time." The driver said as she got the truck moving again as the other girls waved at Twilight with cheers.

Twilight simply waved until they were out of sight. "So, I apparently have good breasts. And girls would enjoy getting naked with me. So being naked gets me positive attention." Twilight said feeling some pride. "I wonder why people aren't naked more often."

"HEY!"

Twilight turned to see an old man with a cane supporting him emerge from one of the near by houses.

"What are ya doing going around without clothes?!" The old man asked.

"Umm, I'm streaking sir." Twilight replied.

"WHAT?! Dang lousy hippies! It's against the law I tell ya. I'll teach ya to run around all nekkid ya deadbeat!"

"Wha?!" Twilight started backing up in fear.

"I'm-a getcha!" The old man starting swinging his cane like a mad man.

"AAAHHH!!!" Twilight ran off from her aggressor.

"Git hereeee!! The old yelled holding his back which kept him for going further.

"Boris! What's going on out there!" And old woman's voice came from the old man apparently named Boris' house.

"Ah was- was- Daggit now I forget." Boris said.

"Dang Boris! Take yer medicine!"

"DON'T TELL ME WAT TAH DO WOMAN!!!" Boris yelled as he went back inside.

Twilight just kept on running unaware that the old man wasn't chasing her.

"So it is against the law to be naked in public? So why did Pinkie and those girls wanna do this anyway?" Twilight asked. She turned her head to see if she was being following, and in that moment she tripped over something. "Omph!" Twilight landed belly-down, hurting herself a little. "Ow! What'd I trip over?" She twisted her head to see a dog growling at her. "Oh dear." Twilight got herself to a sitting position. "Sorry about that boy."

"WOOF! WOOF!" The dog barked angrily.

Twilight scooted back in fear. "Okay no need to do anything hasty." However the dog didn't listen and stepped closer to her. "Nice doggie! Good doggie. No need to AAHHH!!!" Twilight started running on all fours and dog pursued her. She just kept going as she hoped the dog would leave her alone, however she found her bare hands and feet are hurting from the pavement, so she tried turning to a softer terrain but she slipped and at her speed she tumbled into a frontyard nearby. "Ahhhh!!!!!" She cried out in pain.

"WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!!!" The dog approached her slowly.

Twilight was too sore to move. "Of all the the ways to go."

However light cast down where the dog stood, Twilight looked to see the front door was open, and coming out of it was Flash Sentry on all people.

"Hey! That girl alone mutt!!" Flash yelled at the dog, not able to tell it's Twilight since she covered in darkness for the time. The dog on the other hand was still growling. But Flash stood tall. "I said GO!!!"

The dog reluctantly ran off and Twilight sighed in relief.

"Hey you oka-TWILIGHT!!!!" Flash finally realized who he was saving and her state of undress and Twilight herself realized Flash was in nothing but black boxers.

"H-Hey Flash." Twilight nervously said.

"What's going on? Why are you naked?!!!" Flash's fave was very red and he couldn't take his eyes off Twilight.

"I, uh, am streaking."

"R-really?"

"Yeah....AH!" Twilight flinched in pain.

"You okay?"

"I'm tripped running from that dog."

"I should look at you. Your wounds, I mean." Flash stuttered.

"Right."

Flash picked Twilight off the ground and held in his arms bridal style and carried her indoors.

Once inside Flash sat Twilight on his couch and went back to close the front door.

"Surprised this this didn't wake your parents up." Twilight said.

"They're actually out of town for the next days." Flash replied as he approached Twilight.

"Well at least we don't have to explain this to them." Twilight gave nervous laugh.

"Right. Um, can I look for injuries?"

"Oh sure. I don't mind."

Flash took a minute to scan Twilight's body up and down. "Looks like a few scrapes around the knees, belly, arms, and ummmmm boobs." Flash awkwardly scratched the back of his head later finishing that sentence.

"Oh good."

"I got some ointment that can take care of that. I'll go get it."

"Alright."

Flash then walked off and left Twilight with her thoughts.

For Twilight this was very uncomfortable, not because she was nude in front of Flash, but because she technically broke up with him. Even though they never had a legitimate relationship they did become pretty close with repeated visits, until her last trip to this world. She told Flash they couldn't truly be together, she realized for them to be a couple one would have to give up living in the world they were born in and settle for a life in a foreign world. Aside from her duties a princess of friendship she had far too much to give up in Equestria and she couldn't bare the thought of putting Flash through the same thing, so she ended things between them. It was one of the hardest decisions Twilight ever made and took a lot of comfort from her friends and buckets of oat cream to move on. Even though she moved past her heartbreak she always had a weight of guilt for hurting Flash the way she did, he always treated her so well (Save of the siren incident of course) and he was such as great guy overall. "He deserves so better." Twilight whispered. "If only I could pay him back for everything."

"There it is." Flash said as he returned snapping Twilight out of thoughts. He was holding the a tube of ointment. "You okay with me putting it on ya?"

"Oh sure." Twilight kept her gaze down. "Go ahead."

"Right." Flash squeezed some ointment in to his hands and used them to apply it to Twilight's scrapes starting with her knees.

Twilight hissed as it came in contact with her wounds, but she also started feeling a bit hot as Flash's hands rubbed the ointment on her bare skin. The meeting of flesh was a great sensation.

"So Twilight, can I ask?" Twilight snapped back to meet Flash face-to-face. "Why were you uh streaking?" Flash started working of Twilight's belly.

"I ummm..." Twilight paused as thought up her explanation as she didn't wanna say her friends were getting naked in public, thinking it was more of thing shared between female friends and not something you wanna bring up to you sort of ex. "I saw someone do on a tv show and I asked Sunset about it. And, I got curious and decided to try doing it myself to see what the big deal was."

"Oh. How did that work? Besides the dog thing?" Flash asked as he applying ointment to Twilight's arms.

"Mixed. Some older women complimented my body and said they'd join if they could, and an old man yelled at me saying what I was doing was illegal."

"I see." Flash turned away from Twilight after finishing her arms. "Twilight, I need to apply this stuff to your, chest, you okay or you wanna trying doing it."

"It's okay, go on."

"If you said so." Flash got some more ointment and got to work.

As soon as Flash's hands worked on her breasts Twilight was internally fighting against new sensations, waves of pleasures coursed through her as the blue-haired boy rubbed her mounds, she didn't want to make it awkward so she tried keeping quiet. She bit her lip and clutched the fabric of the couch, she tried keeping her eyes down but in doing so she noticed that Flash's boxers had bulge in them. 'Okay, I don't know the similarities between reproductive parts of our worlds but Flash definitely has boner right now and I'm giving him it.' That sight and the pleasure of her breasts being massaged was giving Twilight a surge of hormones and she couldn't keep it contained.

"Um Twilight? I'm done, are you feeling better?" Flash asked.

"Sort of." Twilight could feel the affects of the ointment taking away most of her pain. "But I got another problem."

"What ki-" Flash couldn't even finish his sentence as Twilight assaulted his lips with her own, she put so much force into it that it sent the two laying on the carpet. Flash couldn't respond as Twilight also forced her tongue into his mouth and started mixing it with his own. He also felt Twilight rubbing her crotch against his own.

After a minute or two of kissing Twilight separated their mouths and focused her attention on Flash's boxers, she scooted down and gripped the hem and in one motion yanked them off and flung across the room giving her and perfect view of his erect penis.

"Wow, it's larger than the ones I've seen in books." Twilight marveled at the male-exclusive body part and ran her index finger across it a few times. She looked back at Flash's stunned face, while part told her to stop and apologize another told her there was a perfect way to reward him for all his kindness.

"T-T-Twilight what are you?" Once again Flash was stopped in his tracks, this time by Twilight putting her opposite finger over his lips.

"Flash, I owe so much for how well you've treated me and I heven't been able to do the same." Twilight said as she hovered over him. "I know we can't be boyfriend and girlfriend, but that doesn't mean we can't be friends." She got closer to his ear "With benefits."

Flash could swear his boner just got longer. "I ssssuppose it wouldn't hurt, as long as we kept it safe."

"You have ways of keeping me from getting pregnant?"

"In my room yes!"

"In that case, I would to learn your world's sexual activities, please tell me what I can do to make you one happy man."

"Alright your majesty, let's go!"

The two nude young adults got up and sprinted off to Flash's room, Twilight giggling the whole way. She was going learn about the pleasure aspect of human nudity, emphasis on pleasure.