I thought you would be bigger...

"When is the FedEx guy going to get here?" I looked at my cell phone. It said my package should be here by now. I am really excited because I am going to get a real life MLP pony.

I was reading the daily newspaper in my kitchen while I ate my breakfast of toast and coffee. I was flipping through the ad section when something caught my eye.

"Does your daughter like My Little Pony? Does she also bother you about getting a pet? Well Now you can get her a real life pony from the show. You can chose from any of the mane six ponies. Buy your pony today for $19.99 plus shipping and handling." I read the fine print under the main text. Warning: Pony does not come with food or a habitat. The pony will reach you with in 2-4 business days. The pony will be 3... The next thing was smudged. I assumed it meant feet. tall. I grabbed my phone and called the number on the ad.

"Hello. I am here to order a pony.... Yes the ones from that show.... I want a Pinkie Pie please.... Okay. Thank you." I hung up and went back to eating my breakfast.

I was flipping through the DVR looking for an episode of My Little Pony to watch when I heard the door bell ring. I opened the door.

"Package for Kevin Williams." The FedEx guy said and handed me a clipboard and pen. I signed it and he handed me a box with holes in the top. "Enjoy your package sir." He took back the clipboard and walked back to his delivery van.

"Thanks." I placed the box on the kitchen counter. I noticed it seemed very light. I opened the junk drawr and picked up my package opener. I was careful when I cut the tape. I opened it to reveal a mini Pinkie Pie. She was sleeping, but the light from the kitchen woke her up. She rubbed her eyes with her little hooves. She yawned and looked up at me.

"Hi. I'm Pinkie Pie. Are you my care taker?" She asked. Her voice was about the same as the show, but it was just a little sqeakier. I guess it was due to her small size.

"Uh... Yeah. I'm your care taker. You can call me Kevin." I was a little dumbfounded. She was so tiny and adorable.

"Can you please let me out of this box. I want to spread my legs a little." She asked.

"Sure. I'll let you out." I placed my hands down next to her and she jumped onto my palms. I lifted her out of the box and placed her on the counter.

"Wow! That's a long way down." She said as she looked over the edge of the counter to the floor.

"Be careful. I don't want my Pinkie Pie to become a pancake." I joked. She nodded and walked away from the edge. She sat down and I could hear a little grumbling noise. I noticed it was her stomach. "Are you hungry Pinkie?" She nodded furiously. "What do you want to eat?"

"Some carrots would be nice." She said.

I opened the fridge and looked around. After a minute I found the carrots. I grabed one and I realized something. 'It is too big for her to eat in one go.' I thought. I them got an idea. I grabed the smallest bowl I had and a cheese greater. I greated the carrot till the bowl was almost full. I them placed the carrot back in the fridge. I got a medican cup and filled it with water. I place them next to Pinkie Pie, who was pulling a piece of paper off the box.

"Here you go Pinkie." She walked over to the bowl and began eating.

"Thank you Kevin." She said.

"You're welcome." I looked over to the box and pulled off the piece of papershe was messing with. Thank you for buying a pony. If you have any questions about how to care for her just ask. She will awnser them. Enjoy your new pet. "So you are my pet?" She looked up at you with a smile.

"Uh huh. I'm your pet, and let me just say that this is a lovely home! It is way nicer than the pet store." She chimed.

"Uh...Thank you." I had several questions swarming around my head, but I only asked the most important ones. "Is there anything you need? Like a cage or something?"

"Not a cage, but of you want to, you can get a habitat that fits my needs and comforts." She said as she finnished eating her carrots.

"Where can I buy one of those things?"

"Your local pet store or Wal-Mart. You don't have to get it. It just is something that will keep me entertained when you are gone." She walked around on the counter, exploring her new home.

"Do you want a tour of the house?"

"Yes please!" She began bouncing around. "Show me! Show me! Show me!" I began to laugh due to how cute it was seeing her bounce around on my counter.

"Okay then. Lets go." I carfully picked her up and placed her in my shirt pocket. I began to make my way around the house.

"Weeeeeeee!" She gigled as I showed her all the rooms. When we were done with the door, I sat back down on the couch. My T.V. was still on from earlier. "Oooo. Can we watch an episode?" Pinkie asked poking her head out of my pocket.

"Sure. What episode?" She looked through all the episode names.

"How about To Many Pinkie Pies?" She looked up at me with puppy eyes.

"Of course Pinkie, and after this we can get you your little habitat thing." I smiled at her.

"Really?!" She looked up at me with a huge smile.

"Really"

And with that I started the episode, and my mini Pinkie Pie snuggled up into my pocket.