F.N.G.by GunsRGreatChaptersFucking New GuyLunch TimeFirst ImpressionsBrute ForceFucking New GuyA kid wearing a pure brown leather jacket, black pants and black shoes and a plain white T-Shirt was in front of the school, with a backpack slung over his right shoulder. The kid's hair was stroked back so that his hair looked like miniature shark fins. This kid was the new kid, or as he was called in the past and accepted it, the F.N.G. or the Fucking New Guy as it means. He stared at it with a sad and a not caring expression. Behind him was the horse statue, but he didn't care for it. He kept staring at the school. He sighed a long sigh, as he didn't want to get through this day. However, he knew he wasn't a quitter, so he had to man up. He walked towards the glass doors and opened it up and was greeted by stares from everyone inside. He stared back at them, wondering what was going on. They finally stopped staring at him and went on with their business. The kid sighed again, and pulled something out of his pocket. It was his locker number and combination. 69 sex position Penis, A UK Shop, Poop. The kid raised an eyebrow at the sight of his combination. "What the fu-?" said the kid to himself. He then realized something. "Oh wait, this is for my... shit. I don't know and I don't care." The kid crumpled up the paper and threw it behind him. He started rustling in his pocket again until he pulled out another piece of paper. Locker: 56 Combination: 21-5-19 The kid put the paper away and pulled out some earbuds and put them in his ear. He grabbed his phone and tapped on a random music... or soundtrack from a game he played. Youtube Video He started walking through the crowded hallways, listening to just some drum sticks or some shit. People started looking at him, knowing full well he was the new kid in the school. He ignored all the stares, even though some didn't go away. One girl looked at him with a devious smile. She was wearing some sort of light blue magician outfit, fitted with a magician hat. He thought to himself, 'what's with the getup?' and kept walking. Finally he got to where his locker was, locker 56. He stared at it for a while and then punched in the combination to open it up. As soon as the locker opened it up, the loud part of the music he was listening to, played, making everything around him inaudible. (It was 1:49 on the video if you want to see.) He sort of rocked out to the epic music by bobbing his head up and down a little. The kid next to him heard the music because it was so loud. He looked at the new kid for a while and walked off. At that moment, a rainbow haired girl known as Rainbow Dash walked around the corner and saw the kid grabbing his stuff and rocking out a little. The girl obviously knew this was the new kid she heard of a couple of days back, yes word got out once they heard a new kid was coming, so she decided to greet herself to him, since her locker was next to his. She walked up to his locker and stared at him while he was putting in a few books. "Hey." said Rainbow Dash. The kid didn't say anything but instead kept filing books. She decided to say it again. "Hey!" she said a little louder. No response. She smacked his shoulder, getting his attention. He saw Rainbow and decided to take his ear buds off. "Oh, I'm sorry were you talking?" asked the kid. "What are listening to?" asked Rainbow as she grabbed the ear bud and got an ass load of loud music, causing her to cringe and quickly take out the music. "AH! What is that? Rock?" "It's actually part of a soundtrack of a game I play, one of the best ones if you ask me. Then again I bet you don't even know what game it's from. So anywho, what's going on?" "Well besides almost going deaf, I knew you were the new guy, so I thought I introduce myself. My name's Rainbow Dash." she held out her hand. The kid looked at the hand and gave her a weird look before grabbing her hand and shaking it. Rainbow noticed how tight he was holding on to her hand. "Ah! Not so tight." complained Rainbow. "I'm not even using all my muscle." said the kid as he let go of her hand. She rubbed it after the shake. "Name's Skulls. It's a nickname." Rainbow still rubbing her hand wanted to know his real name. "What's your real name?" "I rather not say." replied Skulls. "Oh... well welcome to this school Skulls." He was confused by this. Normally people would insult him or punch him when he's the new kid, though afterwards he would punch them back either sending them to a hospital. "Why're you being nice to me?" "What? I can't be nice?" Just then the school bell rang. Her face became frantic looking. "Uh-oh, gotta head to class. See you later Skulls!" she yelled as she ran around the corner leaving Skulls in confusion. Lunch TimeIt was a long day at Canterlot High, and already Skulls was hating it. First there was this girl in 1st period who wouldn't stop trying to ask him to be her friend, pink hair, smelled like cotton candy. Then in 2nd period, a girl really annoyed him. She had this stupid cowboy hat on and talked in a Southern accent, for Skulls that was annoying. 3rd period went on with a breeze, maybe because he fell asleep in that class. 4th period, he actually kind of liked, except he always got hungry when he saw this girl with bacon for hair. 5th period was P.E. for him, and already he knew who was the most athletic girl in his class, and the most colorful, that fucking rainbow hair, he couldn't stand it. Like Jesus Christ, way to stand out moron. His 6th period... well, he didn't know, he hasn't had 6th period yet, it was actually lunch. But I can tell you one thing, everyone kept looking at Skulls as if he did something bad to make everyone hate. They gave him a lot of looks, looks that meant that they didn't like them. It was lunch already, and Skulls came into the cafeteria and saw everyone at tables. He saw groups as well, people with guitars, nerds, dresses, people who looked French and were wearing... uh, shit. Words can't describe these people, drama I guess, I don't know. He decided to get some lunch, because he was fucking hungry, so shut up. He waited in line for about 5 minutes until he actually got food. A fruit salad, with a ham and cheese sandwich, a cup of soda... and an apple... a fucking apple... I *sighs for a really long time* I-I-I-I-I-I-I can't even... no. No. No! NO! Skulls walked over an empty corner table, expecting no one to come sit with him because he knew everybody hates him for no reason. He sat at the table and sighed, while picking at his salad. Unbeknownst to him, a group of girls were looking at him, wondering why he was sitting alone. "Should we go up to him?" asked the girl in the cowboy hat, ah fuck it, you guys already know who these fucks are. That was Applejack, that one girl who has a fetish for apples... why am I such a dick today? "It's the right thing to do." said Sunset. "We'll invite him over to have lunch with us, and soon he'll be our friend." "I like that plan darling." said Rarity. "Well what are we waiting for, let's go make another friend." said Rainbow optimistically. So the girls left their lunch and went over to the table, where Skulls was picking his food, not eating, he wasn't in the mood. The girls sat in front of him, waiting until he noticed them. They all smiled at him, even though he avoided eye contact, and waited for him to talk. Finally about a good minute of silence, Skulls spoke. "You gonna insult me?" asked Skulls who still avoided eye contact. The girls were confused by this. "Why would we insult you darling, that's rude." said Rarity. "Because everyone else insults me when they see me." "Why?" asked Fluttershy in a quiet tone. Finally Skulls made eye contact. "I don't know why, okay!" exclaimed Skulls, scaring the girls a little. He went from sad to mad in a second. "They all just look at me, like I just turned into a demon and destroyed the school and made everyone my mindless slaves." Sunset was hurt by this comment. She coughed, grabbing Skulls attention. "What?" "Nothing." she said, still giving him an angry look. "Darling, I'm pretty sure no one here thinks that. They are all nice people." said Rarity. "And fun too!" yelled Pinkie. "Bullshit." said Skulls. "If they were those things, they would already be nice to me, but instead I'm getting stink eye from everyone." Skulls then noticed some kids looking at him, angrily. He looked back at them. "The fuck are you staring at!" Skulls slammed his fists on the table, as the kids smirked and turned around, leaving Skulls extremely angry. "Assholes." "Skulls, calm down." said Rainbow. "Skulls? That's your name?" asked Rarity in a dramatic fashion. "Yes... I rather not say my real name." "Why?" "Because shut up." Rarity grew annoyed. "Now can all of you get out of my face so I can eat and cry now." "Awww. Don't cry. HEY! Maybe a party will be cheer you up?" said Pinkie. "No it won't." said Skulls. "Now get out please." with that, the girls looked at each other and left the table, leaving Skulls to eat his lunch. They all went back to their table, wondering what would happen to Skulls, that is, until Pinkie got an idea. "HEY! How about we throw him a party anyways?!" asked Pinkie excitingly. "Yeah, that's a great idea." agreed Rainbow. "Well if it beats him being a jerk to us, ah'm in." said Applejack. It's official, everyone agreed to help. First ImpressionsAfter the bell rung for 6th period, everyone left class to go home or go do after school activities. Two of the students were Rarity and Skulls who just had their last period together.... that sounds wrong. Rarity was trying to convince Skulls to give people a chance and actually make friends while Skulls just kept denying everything. "Skulls darling, why don't you want to be friends with us?" asked Rarity. Like in the lunch room he avoided eye contact. "I have my reasons." he said kind of annoyed. Rarity looked at him with somber. "What are those reasons?" she asked. Skulls kept looking in front of him than to her. "I rather not say." "Trust me darling, my friends and I won't think of you any less than what you are." "An unstable prick?" "Why do you say that.?" she asked. "Because... I'm mentally unstable. I could be happy and go lucky one moment, to extremely angry the next. When I'm calm, I act like I just don't care, but when I'm sexually aroused or pissed off.... I do some crazy shit. Not to mention I'm a sociopath so seeing that I'm a mentally unstable sociopath pretty much makes me a psychopath." Rarity's eyes widened as she didn't knew this about him. "Well, I'm sorry to here that. But me and my friends can help you." "Like I asked Rainbow before..." he now made eye contact with her. "Why do you care." Rarity was confused on what he meant by this. Everybody wants friends. "Because I- WOAH!" before she could finish, she was taken from behind and swung around by a pair of gray arms. The gray arms soon revealed a kid with a black shirt with a basketball on it and black hair. The kid had blue jeans on as well. "Oh, Clyde darling, do you have to do that?" asked Rarity while smiling. "For you my love, yes." said Clyde. Rarity giggled as Clyde looked up to see Skulls just staring at them. "Oh, who's this dear?" Rarity turned around to see Skulls staring. "This, this is Skulls, he's new here." she responded. Clyde pulled out his hand towards Skulls. "Nice to me you. I'm Clyde." Skulls stared at the hand and back at him. Instead of shaking it, he just.... checked out Clyde. "Heeeello." said Skulls in a perverted way. "E-excuse me?" Clyde asked. "Mighty fine work here if you ask me." said Skulls, still in his perverted way. "What did you say your name was?" Clyde was sort of nervous around Skulls, but kept his cool. "Clyde." he said. Skulls put a hand on Clyde's shoulder as he looked at Clyde's behind, yes his ass. "Good lord." Skulls said, creeping out Clyde. Rarity was just staring at Skulls as he was checking out her boyfriend. After a minute of staring at Clyde's ass, Skulls abruptly came up in front of Clyde. "I'm sorry, where are my manners. Name's Skulls pleasure to meet you." He shook Clyde's hand, who returned gasped in pain. "Ow! Not so tight." he said. Skulls let go of his hand, confused. "I didn't even use any strength." he said. He let go of Clyde's hand as he massaged it. "Nice grip you got there bud. You must work out." said Clyde. "Heh, you can say that hot stuff." Clyde looked up with shocked at what he just called him. "Hot stu-" "Well I think it's about time to go now. See ya later." With that Steele grabbed his back pack on the floor and swung it over his right shoulder and left the two lovebirds. The two however just stared at what just happened. "He checked me out and called me hot stuff. Do you think he's.... gay?" asked Clyde. "I think so." responded Rarity. At that moment Roseluck came around the corner and passed Skulls who stopped in his tracks to look at her behind. "Heeeeeello." he said in the perverted tone again. Roseluck looked at him with disgust before walking away. "Ugh, creep." she said. Skulls waved her off before turning the corner, leaving Rarity and Clyde confused looks. "Or maybe not." said Rarity. The next day, Clyde drove Rarity but couldn't stay with her for too long as he had to study in the library, leaving Rarity with her friends. They were in the front foyer of the school, chatting about what they're going to do for the weekend. "Well Rainbow Dash decided to help me at the pet shop." said Fluttershy. "More like you made me." said Rainbow. "That's wonderful darling." said Rarity. "Let me guess, you're planning to spend the weekend with Clyde aren't you?" asked Sunset. "You know it darling." "Guys!" yelled a voice. The voice came from Sandalwood who was running up to them. "Have you heard, some dude is about to jump from the top of the school." "WHAT!?" they all exclaimed. "What did he look like?" asked Applejack. "Well he had a brown jacket, black pants and black shoes, and a white T-Shirt underneath." responded Sandalwood. "Skulls!" they all exclaimed before leaving to the stairs towards the roof, leaving Sandalwood confused. "Who's Skulls?" asked Sandalwood to himself as he scratched his head. The girls opened the door leading to the roof and immediately saw Skulls.... passed out on the ledge. They all sighed in relief that he wasn't going to jump, but were still worried. "Skulls!" yelled Applejack. Skulls woke up from his slumber and fell to the ground of the roof. He got up and swept some dust away before realizing he had at least 1/3 of beer left in his bottle. He threw it on the ground and started walking towards the girls. "H-hey, what- what time is it?" asked Skulls in a drunk tone. Everyone looked at Skulls as if he just said something extremely inappropriate. "It's 7-" before Rainbow could finish, Skulls interrupted her. "ADVENTURE TIME! EYEAYAH!" he exclaimed as fell to the ground, resuming his nap as snores escaped his mouth. Applejack looked at him with annoyed eyes before nudging him with the tip of her boot, waking him up. He woke up and looked up at the others before getting up and looking around. "Woah, where is everyone?" asked Skulls. "What do yah mean, everyone?" asked Applejack. "We had a party on the roof. I'm guessing everyone left. Well I better get to school." "You are at school, the roof of the school." said Rainbow as Skulls looked at her with a slightly shocked look. "Shit, I thought I was BJ's. Oh well, the day after yesterday." "Were you, drinking?" asked Fluttershy. "Eeyup! Can't have a party without booze, y'know. This is nothing, you should've seen me on Thanksgiving with my friends, humping the turkey shouting, 'Yo! You like my wishbone!' Haha. Aaahh, good times, gay times." Skulls smacked his lips as he just stared at the girls with lazy eyes. "Well I better get going to first period, hopefully I won't be drunk at the time. See ya! Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any booze?" Skulls sung as he fell on the ground passed out again, with snores retreated his mouth... again. Brute ForceOver the course of 2 months, Skulls made a reputation of himself, people often calling him that 'wierd, deluded, deranged student' and in fact, he was. He was getting more unstable each day. He's been known around the school for violent acts such as beating the shit out of a student with a fire extinguisher then spraying the stuff inside the student's mouth, threatening a kid to apologize to him after calling him a loser by hanging him over the ledge of a school. However, he was known for protecting the weak from bullies, either scaring them away or beating the shit out them. The only reason why he's still in school is because many of the students are scared of him and that he might hurt them. Gee, kind of how Sunset Shimmer did only more realistic. What about the girls? Well Principal Celestia asked them if they would try to talk to him into having friends, and they replied they've been trying for 2 months. Celestia wants Skulls to be a little less.... violent and more friendly towards others. Not for the soul purpose of being a good person but so people don't think Canterlot High is a fucking Compton school.... I'm messin' with ya, yeah it's because she's a good person So the girls were walking down the hallway, minus Fluttershy, just talking in ways on how to befriend Skulls. "I still say we should throw him a party." said Pinkie. "Maybe he doesn't like parties." said Sunset. "Are ya kidding. Not two months ago he was asleep on the roof after he claimed he was at a party." said Applejack. "But he was drunk. So my guess is that he likes parties with alcohol, and Pinkie certainly can't get alcohol." said Rainbow. Just then, they bumped into someone, or someone bumped into them. "Oh sorry.... Fluttershy?!" Fluttershy was crying, hiding her face with her hands, though tears were still visible. "What happened?" asked Sunset. "Th-that big m-meanie. H-he took m-my bag a-and shoved m-me t-to the g-g-ground." said Fluttershy in between tears. "Who?" asked Applejack. "B-Brute Force." "Brute Force!" they all exclaimed. Behind a corner, Skulls was listening to this conversation and looked to the direction to where she came from and left. "Well butter my backside and call me biscuit, nobody hurts mah friend." said Applejack. "Yeah! Let's go teach him a lesson!" said Rainbow as she and Applejack ran off, followed by the others. They soon arrived at the location of where Fluttershy was attacked. There they saw a big muscular guy where a backwards black hat with a black button down shirt and gray shorts rummaging through a backpack. The girls knew who Brute Force was. Before Sunset came along, he was the biggest bully in school, even during Sunset's reign of tyranny. "Hey! Brute!" yelled Rainbow. Brute turned around to see the girls. "Well, if it isn't Rainbow Crash." said Brute. "Give back Fluttershy's stuff or else." "Or else what?" "Or else you get your shoe shoved up your ass." said a voice behind the girls. They turned around to see Skulls with crossed arms looking at him. Brute saw this and laughed. "You?! A small wimp, threatening me? Hahaha!" he laughed. "Listen pencil neck, I have a huge hate towards bullies." said Skulls as he approached Brute Force. "And I really do hate them." "What are you going to do to me small fry?" asked Brute in a mocking tone. "I, am NOT small. Okay. I think the reason why you're calling me small, is to compensate the fact that you have an extremely small penis." After that remark, everyone in the hallway went, "OOOOO!" "In fact, pull down your pants, let's see how small that little torment is." "W-what? Are you gay or something? You do it! Or do you not have the balls to do it?" asked Brute Force in a mocking tone. Without hesitation, Skulls unzipped his pants and pulled them down, revealing.... yeah you know. Brute backed up a few inches at this sight. "It's not that small, and it's not that big, it's an average size penis. So pull down your pants right now to have a dick measuring contest or I'll pull them down for you!" he yelled. Brute avoided eye contact as he was taller than Skulls, meaning he would see his dick, something he's trying to avoid. "You said I don't have the balls, well let's count how many I have, shall we? 1. 2. TWO Testicles! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" Almost every girl in the hallway looked away while the guys were waiting to see what would happen... oh yeah and some girls kept staring at his wing wang. "Now come on, blow me." said Skulls. "W-what?" asked Brute. "BLOW ME! Or jerk me off, I don't know, whichever you feel like. I'll tell you what, you do either of those two things, I will forget about you taking Fluttershy's backpack and making her cry or, I will hurt you ever so badly." "Okay, okay! You win, just pull your pants up." Skulls rolled his eyes before bending over to pull his pants up. He zipped it up and continue to stare at Brute. They both stared at each other for a few minutes, before Skulls pushed Brute to the ground. "First off, never call me small, and second return Fluttershy's stuff." ordered Skulls. Brute was trying to get up but failed, making Skulls roll his eyes again. "Come on, get up, I won't hit you." Skulls offered a hand to Brute, which he took and pulled him. "I'm sorry small fry, for taking her stuff." said Brute. Upon halfway of lifting, Skulls punched Brute in the face, sending him down again. Brute groaned in pain. "I though you said you weren't going to hit me." "I thought you said you weren't going to call me small!" yelled Skulls. "I have a tendency calling people that, since I'm bigger than the rest." "Yeah well I have a tendency to hurt people that hurt me or other people." "Don't you think that's kind of violent?" Skulls pulled out his hand again, causing Brute to grab it. Again, upon halfway, Skulls punched Brute in the face again, sending him falling. "Don't you ever tell me stuff that I already know!" Skulls yelled. He then grabbed the backpack and threw it to Fluttershy, which she caught. "If I ever see you hurting other people again, I'll make sure that little torturer down there, gets what he is, tortured!" Skulls then left Brute to get up on his own, often wiping blood from his face. Skulls turned the corner, before looking at the girls. "I didn't do that because I wanted to be friends with you, I wanted to do that because I hate bullies. Now if you mind, I need to waterboard myself... or hang myself... or both." With that he walked away, leaving the girls with a confused look on their faces. "He's crazy." Rainbow said. "And kind of cute." said Applejack who immediately put her hand on her mouth while blushing. The girls looked at her with an even more confused look.
Fucking New GuyA kid wearing a pure brown leather jacket, black pants and black shoes and a plain white T-Shirt was in front of the school, with a backpack slung over his right shoulder. The kid's hair was stroked back so that his hair looked like miniature shark fins. This kid was the new kid, or as he was called in the past and accepted it, the F.N.G. or the Fucking New Guy as it means. He stared at it with a sad and a not caring expression. Behind him was the horse statue, but he didn't care for it. He kept staring at the school. He sighed a long sigh, as he didn't want to get through this day. However, he knew he wasn't a quitter, so he had to man up. He walked towards the glass doors and opened it up and was greeted by stares from everyone inside. He stared back at them, wondering what was going on. They finally stopped staring at him and went on with their business. The kid sighed again, and pulled something out of his pocket. It was his locker number and combination. 69 sex position Penis, A UK Shop, Poop. The kid raised an eyebrow at the sight of his combination. "What the fu-?" said the kid to himself. He then realized something. "Oh wait, this is for my... shit. I don't know and I don't care." The kid crumpled up the paper and threw it behind him. He started rustling in his pocket again until he pulled out another piece of paper. Locker: 56 Combination: 21-5-19 The kid put the paper away and pulled out some earbuds and put them in his ear. He grabbed his phone and tapped on a random music... or soundtrack from a game he played. Youtube Video He started walking through the crowded hallways, listening to just some drum sticks or some shit. People started looking at him, knowing full well he was the new kid in the school. He ignored all the stares, even though some didn't go away. One girl looked at him with a devious smile. She was wearing some sort of light blue magician outfit, fitted with a magician hat. He thought to himself, 'what's with the getup?' and kept walking. Finally he got to where his locker was, locker 56. He stared at it for a while and then punched in the combination to open it up. As soon as the locker opened it up, the loud part of the music he was listening to, played, making everything around him inaudible. (It was 1:49 on the video if you want to see.) He sort of rocked out to the epic music by bobbing his head up and down a little. The kid next to him heard the music because it was so loud. He looked at the new kid for a while and walked off. At that moment, a rainbow haired girl known as Rainbow Dash walked around the corner and saw the kid grabbing his stuff and rocking out a little. The girl obviously knew this was the new kid she heard of a couple of days back, yes word got out once they heard a new kid was coming, so she decided to greet herself to him, since her locker was next to his. She walked up to his locker and stared at him while he was putting in a few books. "Hey." said Rainbow Dash. The kid didn't say anything but instead kept filing books. She decided to say it again. "Hey!" she said a little louder. No response. She smacked his shoulder, getting his attention. He saw Rainbow and decided to take his ear buds off. "Oh, I'm sorry were you talking?" asked the kid. "What are listening to?" asked Rainbow as she grabbed the ear bud and got an ass load of loud music, causing her to cringe and quickly take out the music. "AH! What is that? Rock?" "It's actually part of a soundtrack of a game I play, one of the best ones if you ask me. Then again I bet you don't even know what game it's from. So anywho, what's going on?" "Well besides almost going deaf, I knew you were the new guy, so I thought I introduce myself. My name's Rainbow Dash." she held out her hand. The kid looked at the hand and gave her a weird look before grabbing her hand and shaking it. Rainbow noticed how tight he was holding on to her hand. "Ah! Not so tight." complained Rainbow. "I'm not even using all my muscle." said the kid as he let go of her hand. She rubbed it after the shake. "Name's Skulls. It's a nickname." Rainbow still rubbing her hand wanted to know his real name. "What's your real name?" "I rather not say." replied Skulls. "Oh... well welcome to this school Skulls." He was confused by this. Normally people would insult him or punch him when he's the new kid, though afterwards he would punch them back either sending them to a hospital. "Why're you being nice to me?" "What? I can't be nice?" Just then the school bell rang. Her face became frantic looking. "Uh-oh, gotta head to class. See you later Skulls!" she yelled as she ran around the corner leaving Skulls in confusion.
Lunch TimeIt was a long day at Canterlot High, and already Skulls was hating it. First there was this girl in 1st period who wouldn't stop trying to ask him to be her friend, pink hair, smelled like cotton candy. Then in 2nd period, a girl really annoyed him. She had this stupid cowboy hat on and talked in a Southern accent, for Skulls that was annoying. 3rd period went on with a breeze, maybe because he fell asleep in that class. 4th period, he actually kind of liked, except he always got hungry when he saw this girl with bacon for hair. 5th period was P.E. for him, and already he knew who was the most athletic girl in his class, and the most colorful, that fucking rainbow hair, he couldn't stand it. Like Jesus Christ, way to stand out moron. His 6th period... well, he didn't know, he hasn't had 6th period yet, it was actually lunch. But I can tell you one thing, everyone kept looking at Skulls as if he did something bad to make everyone hate. They gave him a lot of looks, looks that meant that they didn't like them. It was lunch already, and Skulls came into the cafeteria and saw everyone at tables. He saw groups as well, people with guitars, nerds, dresses, people who looked French and were wearing... uh, shit. Words can't describe these people, drama I guess, I don't know. He decided to get some lunch, because he was fucking hungry, so shut up. He waited in line for about 5 minutes until he actually got food. A fruit salad, with a ham and cheese sandwich, a cup of soda... and an apple... a fucking apple... I *sighs for a really long time* I-I-I-I-I-I-I can't even... no. No. No! NO! Skulls walked over an empty corner table, expecting no one to come sit with him because he knew everybody hates him for no reason. He sat at the table and sighed, while picking at his salad. Unbeknownst to him, a group of girls were looking at him, wondering why he was sitting alone. "Should we go up to him?" asked the girl in the cowboy hat, ah fuck it, you guys already know who these fucks are. That was Applejack, that one girl who has a fetish for apples... why am I such a dick today? "It's the right thing to do." said Sunset. "We'll invite him over to have lunch with us, and soon he'll be our friend." "I like that plan darling." said Rarity. "Well what are we waiting for, let's go make another friend." said Rainbow optimistically. So the girls left their lunch and went over to the table, where Skulls was picking his food, not eating, he wasn't in the mood. The girls sat in front of him, waiting until he noticed them. They all smiled at him, even though he avoided eye contact, and waited for him to talk. Finally about a good minute of silence, Skulls spoke. "You gonna insult me?" asked Skulls who still avoided eye contact. The girls were confused by this. "Why would we insult you darling, that's rude." said Rarity. "Because everyone else insults me when they see me." "Why?" asked Fluttershy in a quiet tone. Finally Skulls made eye contact. "I don't know why, okay!" exclaimed Skulls, scaring the girls a little. He went from sad to mad in a second. "They all just look at me, like I just turned into a demon and destroyed the school and made everyone my mindless slaves." Sunset was hurt by this comment. She coughed, grabbing Skulls attention. "What?" "Nothing." she said, still giving him an angry look. "Darling, I'm pretty sure no one here thinks that. They are all nice people." said Rarity. "And fun too!" yelled Pinkie. "Bullshit." said Skulls. "If they were those things, they would already be nice to me, but instead I'm getting stink eye from everyone." Skulls then noticed some kids looking at him, angrily. He looked back at them. "The fuck are you staring at!" Skulls slammed his fists on the table, as the kids smirked and turned around, leaving Skulls extremely angry. "Assholes." "Skulls, calm down." said Rainbow. "Skulls? That's your name?" asked Rarity in a dramatic fashion. "Yes... I rather not say my real name." "Why?" "Because shut up." Rarity grew annoyed. "Now can all of you get out of my face so I can eat and cry now." "Awww. Don't cry. HEY! Maybe a party will be cheer you up?" said Pinkie. "No it won't." said Skulls. "Now get out please." with that, the girls looked at each other and left the table, leaving Skulls to eat his lunch. They all went back to their table, wondering what would happen to Skulls, that is, until Pinkie got an idea. "HEY! How about we throw him a party anyways?!" asked Pinkie excitingly. "Yeah, that's a great idea." agreed Rainbow. "Well if it beats him being a jerk to us, ah'm in." said Applejack. It's official, everyone agreed to help.
First ImpressionsAfter the bell rung for 6th period, everyone left class to go home or go do after school activities. Two of the students were Rarity and Skulls who just had their last period together.... that sounds wrong. Rarity was trying to convince Skulls to give people a chance and actually make friends while Skulls just kept denying everything. "Skulls darling, why don't you want to be friends with us?" asked Rarity. Like in the lunch room he avoided eye contact. "I have my reasons." he said kind of annoyed. Rarity looked at him with somber. "What are those reasons?" she asked. Skulls kept looking in front of him than to her. "I rather not say." "Trust me darling, my friends and I won't think of you any less than what you are." "An unstable prick?" "Why do you say that.?" she asked. "Because... I'm mentally unstable. I could be happy and go lucky one moment, to extremely angry the next. When I'm calm, I act like I just don't care, but when I'm sexually aroused or pissed off.... I do some crazy shit. Not to mention I'm a sociopath so seeing that I'm a mentally unstable sociopath pretty much makes me a psychopath." Rarity's eyes widened as she didn't knew this about him. "Well, I'm sorry to here that. But me and my friends can help you." "Like I asked Rainbow before..." he now made eye contact with her. "Why do you care." Rarity was confused on what he meant by this. Everybody wants friends. "Because I- WOAH!" before she could finish, she was taken from behind and swung around by a pair of gray arms. The gray arms soon revealed a kid with a black shirt with a basketball on it and black hair. The kid had blue jeans on as well. "Oh, Clyde darling, do you have to do that?" asked Rarity while smiling. "For you my love, yes." said Clyde. Rarity giggled as Clyde looked up to see Skulls just staring at them. "Oh, who's this dear?" Rarity turned around to see Skulls staring. "This, this is Skulls, he's new here." she responded. Clyde pulled out his hand towards Skulls. "Nice to me you. I'm Clyde." Skulls stared at the hand and back at him. Instead of shaking it, he just.... checked out Clyde. "Heeeello." said Skulls in a perverted way. "E-excuse me?" Clyde asked. "Mighty fine work here if you ask me." said Skulls, still in his perverted way. "What did you say your name was?" Clyde was sort of nervous around Skulls, but kept his cool. "Clyde." he said. Skulls put a hand on Clyde's shoulder as he looked at Clyde's behind, yes his ass. "Good lord." Skulls said, creeping out Clyde. Rarity was just staring at Skulls as he was checking out her boyfriend. After a minute of staring at Clyde's ass, Skulls abruptly came up in front of Clyde. "I'm sorry, where are my manners. Name's Skulls pleasure to meet you." He shook Clyde's hand, who returned gasped in pain. "Ow! Not so tight." he said. Skulls let go of his hand, confused. "I didn't even use any strength." he said. He let go of Clyde's hand as he massaged it. "Nice grip you got there bud. You must work out." said Clyde. "Heh, you can say that hot stuff." Clyde looked up with shocked at what he just called him. "Hot stu-" "Well I think it's about time to go now. See ya later." With that Steele grabbed his back pack on the floor and swung it over his right shoulder and left the two lovebirds. The two however just stared at what just happened. "He checked me out and called me hot stuff. Do you think he's.... gay?" asked Clyde. "I think so." responded Rarity. At that moment Roseluck came around the corner and passed Skulls who stopped in his tracks to look at her behind. "Heeeeeello." he said in the perverted tone again. Roseluck looked at him with disgust before walking away. "Ugh, creep." she said. Skulls waved her off before turning the corner, leaving Rarity and Clyde confused looks. "Or maybe not." said Rarity. The next day, Clyde drove Rarity but couldn't stay with her for too long as he had to study in the library, leaving Rarity with her friends. They were in the front foyer of the school, chatting about what they're going to do for the weekend. "Well Rainbow Dash decided to help me at the pet shop." said Fluttershy. "More like you made me." said Rainbow. "That's wonderful darling." said Rarity. "Let me guess, you're planning to spend the weekend with Clyde aren't you?" asked Sunset. "You know it darling." "Guys!" yelled a voice. The voice came from Sandalwood who was running up to them. "Have you heard, some dude is about to jump from the top of the school." "WHAT!?" they all exclaimed. "What did he look like?" asked Applejack. "Well he had a brown jacket, black pants and black shoes, and a white T-Shirt underneath." responded Sandalwood. "Skulls!" they all exclaimed before leaving to the stairs towards the roof, leaving Sandalwood confused. "Who's Skulls?" asked Sandalwood to himself as he scratched his head. The girls opened the door leading to the roof and immediately saw Skulls.... passed out on the ledge. They all sighed in relief that he wasn't going to jump, but were still worried. "Skulls!" yelled Applejack. Skulls woke up from his slumber and fell to the ground of the roof. He got up and swept some dust away before realizing he had at least 1/3 of beer left in his bottle. He threw it on the ground and started walking towards the girls. "H-hey, what- what time is it?" asked Skulls in a drunk tone. Everyone looked at Skulls as if he just said something extremely inappropriate. "It's 7-" before Rainbow could finish, Skulls interrupted her. "ADVENTURE TIME! EYEAYAH!" he exclaimed as fell to the ground, resuming his nap as snores escaped his mouth. Applejack looked at him with annoyed eyes before nudging him with the tip of her boot, waking him up. He woke up and looked up at the others before getting up and looking around. "Woah, where is everyone?" asked Skulls. "What do yah mean, everyone?" asked Applejack. "We had a party on the roof. I'm guessing everyone left. Well I better get to school." "You are at school, the roof of the school." said Rainbow as Skulls looked at her with a slightly shocked look. "Shit, I thought I was BJ's. Oh well, the day after yesterday." "Were you, drinking?" asked Fluttershy. "Eeyup! Can't have a party without booze, y'know. This is nothing, you should've seen me on Thanksgiving with my friends, humping the turkey shouting, 'Yo! You like my wishbone!' Haha. Aaahh, good times, gay times." Skulls smacked his lips as he just stared at the girls with lazy eyes. "Well I better get going to first period, hopefully I won't be drunk at the time. See ya! Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any booze?" Skulls sung as he fell on the ground passed out again, with snores retreated his mouth... again.
Brute ForceOver the course of 2 months, Skulls made a reputation of himself, people often calling him that 'wierd, deluded, deranged student' and in fact, he was. He was getting more unstable each day. He's been known around the school for violent acts such as beating the shit out of a student with a fire extinguisher then spraying the stuff inside the student's mouth, threatening a kid to apologize to him after calling him a loser by hanging him over the ledge of a school. However, he was known for protecting the weak from bullies, either scaring them away or beating the shit out them. The only reason why he's still in school is because many of the students are scared of him and that he might hurt them. Gee, kind of how Sunset Shimmer did only more realistic. What about the girls? Well Principal Celestia asked them if they would try to talk to him into having friends, and they replied they've been trying for 2 months. Celestia wants Skulls to be a little less.... violent and more friendly towards others. Not for the soul purpose of being a good person but so people don't think Canterlot High is a fucking Compton school.... I'm messin' with ya, yeah it's because she's a good person So the girls were walking down the hallway, minus Fluttershy, just talking in ways on how to befriend Skulls. "I still say we should throw him a party." said Pinkie. "Maybe he doesn't like parties." said Sunset. "Are ya kidding. Not two months ago he was asleep on the roof after he claimed he was at a party." said Applejack. "But he was drunk. So my guess is that he likes parties with alcohol, and Pinkie certainly can't get alcohol." said Rainbow. Just then, they bumped into someone, or someone bumped into them. "Oh sorry.... Fluttershy?!" Fluttershy was crying, hiding her face with her hands, though tears were still visible. "What happened?" asked Sunset. "Th-that big m-meanie. H-he took m-my bag a-and shoved m-me t-to the g-g-ground." said Fluttershy in between tears. "Who?" asked Applejack. "B-Brute Force." "Brute Force!" they all exclaimed. Behind a corner, Skulls was listening to this conversation and looked to the direction to where she came from and left. "Well butter my backside and call me biscuit, nobody hurts mah friend." said Applejack. "Yeah! Let's go teach him a lesson!" said Rainbow as she and Applejack ran off, followed by the others. They soon arrived at the location of where Fluttershy was attacked. There they saw a big muscular guy where a backwards black hat with a black button down shirt and gray shorts rummaging through a backpack. The girls knew who Brute Force was. Before Sunset came along, he was the biggest bully in school, even during Sunset's reign of tyranny. "Hey! Brute!" yelled Rainbow. Brute turned around to see the girls. "Well, if it isn't Rainbow Crash." said Brute. "Give back Fluttershy's stuff or else." "Or else what?" "Or else you get your shoe shoved up your ass." said a voice behind the girls. They turned around to see Skulls with crossed arms looking at him. Brute saw this and laughed. "You?! A small wimp, threatening me? Hahaha!" he laughed. "Listen pencil neck, I have a huge hate towards bullies." said Skulls as he approached Brute Force. "And I really do hate them." "What are you going to do to me small fry?" asked Brute in a mocking tone. "I, am NOT small. Okay. I think the reason why you're calling me small, is to compensate the fact that you have an extremely small penis." After that remark, everyone in the hallway went, "OOOOO!" "In fact, pull down your pants, let's see how small that little torment is." "W-what? Are you gay or something? You do it! Or do you not have the balls to do it?" asked Brute Force in a mocking tone. Without hesitation, Skulls unzipped his pants and pulled them down, revealing.... yeah you know. Brute backed up a few inches at this sight. "It's not that small, and it's not that big, it's an average size penis. So pull down your pants right now to have a dick measuring contest or I'll pull them down for you!" he yelled. Brute avoided eye contact as he was taller than Skulls, meaning he would see his dick, something he's trying to avoid. "You said I don't have the balls, well let's count how many I have, shall we? 1. 2. TWO Testicles! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" Almost every girl in the hallway looked away while the guys were waiting to see what would happen... oh yeah and some girls kept staring at his wing wang. "Now come on, blow me." said Skulls. "W-what?" asked Brute. "BLOW ME! Or jerk me off, I don't know, whichever you feel like. I'll tell you what, you do either of those two things, I will forget about you taking Fluttershy's backpack and making her cry or, I will hurt you ever so badly." "Okay, okay! You win, just pull your pants up." Skulls rolled his eyes before bending over to pull his pants up. He zipped it up and continue to stare at Brute. They both stared at each other for a few minutes, before Skulls pushed Brute to the ground. "First off, never call me small, and second return Fluttershy's stuff." ordered Skulls. Brute was trying to get up but failed, making Skulls roll his eyes again. "Come on, get up, I won't hit you." Skulls offered a hand to Brute, which he took and pulled him. "I'm sorry small fry, for taking her stuff." said Brute. Upon halfway of lifting, Skulls punched Brute in the face, sending him down again. Brute groaned in pain. "I though you said you weren't going to hit me." "I thought you said you weren't going to call me small!" yelled Skulls. "I have a tendency calling people that, since I'm bigger than the rest." "Yeah well I have a tendency to hurt people that hurt me or other people." "Don't you think that's kind of violent?" Skulls pulled out his hand again, causing Brute to grab it. Again, upon halfway, Skulls punched Brute in the face again, sending him falling. "Don't you ever tell me stuff that I already know!" Skulls yelled. He then grabbed the backpack and threw it to Fluttershy, which she caught. "If I ever see you hurting other people again, I'll make sure that little torturer down there, gets what he is, tortured!" Skulls then left Brute to get up on his own, often wiping blood from his face. Skulls turned the corner, before looking at the girls. "I didn't do that because I wanted to be friends with you, I wanted to do that because I hate bullies. Now if you mind, I need to waterboard myself... or hang myself... or both." With that he walked away, leaving the girls with a confused look on their faces. "He's crazy." Rainbow said. "And kind of cute." said Applejack who immediately put her hand on her mouth while blushing. The girls looked at her with an even more confused look.
