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Myou've Gotta be Kidding Me

by DataPacRat
Not every human in equestria gets turned into a pony.

An aspiring rationalist gets punted into Equestria - and instead of being turned into a cool griffon, or powerful dragon, or even a standard pony... discovers he is now a milk-cow, part of the herd.

Part of the Chess Game of the Gods crossover.

Teen
Cancelled
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Adventure
Crossover
Human
 
POMC

284016 words: Estimated about 24 hours to read
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115 Chapters:

  1. First Impressions 2012-06-21 04:35:52 UTC
    2805
  2. Introspections 2012-06-21 08:14:27 UTC
    1236
  3. Patronized or Patronage? 2012-06-27 08:27:26 UTC
    2861
  4. Settling In 2012-06-22 05:02:40 UTC
    3031
  5. Layer Cake 2012-06-23 00:44:55 UTC
    2109
  6. Bovine in black 2012-06-23 00:53:45 UTC
    3204
  7. Strolling 2012-06-23 08:39:22 UTC
    1486
  8. Relations 2012-06-24 02:38:17 UTC
    1813
  9. Entrenchment 2012-06-24 09:19:59 UTC
    2357
  10. Smithereens 2012-06-25 02:48:26 UTC
    2104
  11. Sucker-punch 2012-06-25 11:22:11 UTC
    1554
  12. The Obligatory Courtroom Drama Scene 2012-06-25 23:09:51 UTC
    1836
  13. Rehabilitation 2012-06-26 08:09:12 UTC
    2062
  14. Hard Time 2012-06-27 19:52:54 UTC
    1929
  15. Slack 2012-11-17 10:16:35 UTC
    2519
  16. Packing 2012-06-29 04:41:58 UTC
    1966
  17. And Perhaps The Horse Will Sing 2012-06-30 03:25:59 UTC
    2448
  18. Trading Up 2012-07-01 00:29:59 UTC
    2543
  19. A Discouraging Word 2012-07-01 17:30:39 UTC
    2196
  20. Over Troubled Waters 2012-07-02 22:32:38 UTC
    3705
  21. Charmed, I'm Sure 2012-07-03 13:35:09 UTC
    3223
  22. Balances and Counter-Balances 2012-07-04 04:03:33 UTC
    2690
  23. Truth and Consequences 2012-07-05 08:22:42 UTC
    3865
  24. Hidden Agenda 2012-07-06 14:25:48 UTC
    2199
  25. Cleaning House 2012-07-07 18:49:56 UTC
    2314
  26. Consequences and Truth 2012-07-08 16:20:13 UTC
    2202
  27. Royal Reform 2012-07-09 02:01:05 UTC
    2585
  28. Higher and Lower Education 2012-09-07 02:35:00 UTC
    3596
  29. This Space Intentionally Left Blank 2012-07-10 21:37:36 UTC
    2624
  30. Investigation 2012-07-12 16:33:46 UTC
    4125
  31. I'm not a psychopath, I'm just very creative 2012-07-12 19:18:41 UTC
    1696
  32. Experimental Method 2012-07-14 04:08:21 UTC
    2548
  33. Interview with a Zebra 2012-07-14 22:04:44 UTC
    3702
  34. Noyaux 2012-07-16 06:01:10 UTC
    3940
  35. The Ball of Cute Tool ...Who? 2012-07-16 22:59:05 UTC
    1900
  36. Quivers 2012-07-18 00:02:51 UTC
    2319
  37. The Blue Well 2012-07-18 08:46:26 UTC
    1908
  38. The Parent Trap 2012-07-19 05:54:51 UTC
    2047
  39. Words, Words, Words 2012-07-20 00:46:32 UTC
    2179
  40. Idyll 2012-07-21 04:00:14 UTC
    1870
  41. Ow ow ow 2012-07-22 05:17:57 UTC
    1428
  42. Playing Games 2012-07-23 07:25:08 UTC
    2817
  43. Research Ethics 2012-07-23 23:40:49 UTC
    2144
  44. Such Sweet Sorrow 2012-07-25 14:30:15 UTC
    2105
  45. Geeking Out 2012-07-26 14:42:57 UTC
    3539
  46. Rain, Rain, and More Rain 2012-07-27 03:55:01 UTC
    2243
  47. Doctor Missy and the World's Heart 2012-07-28 09:05:56 UTC
    2951
  48. Personal Priorities 2012-07-29 06:23:09 UTC
    1722
  49. The Ideal 2012-07-30 22:39:54 UTC
    3658
  50. Pit Stop 2012-07-31 08:12:53 UTC
    2333
  51. Little Town on the Prairie 2012-08-01 09:02:47 UTC
    393
  52. Jiggity Jig 2012-08-02 06:38:51 UTC
    2584
  53. Conversion Conversations 2012-08-03 04:40:10 UTC
    3532
  54. Vocabulary 2012-08-04 17:26:16 UTC
    2610
  55. Gonna Fly Now 2012-08-05 02:16:14 UTC
    1783
  56. Burden of Proof 2012-08-06 08:33:45 UTC
    2627
  57. Four of Two 2012-08-07 04:01:42 UTC
    2852
  58. The Dairy Job 2012-08-08 05:11:22 UTC
    3215
  59. Last Train to Ponyville 2012-08-09 22:01:33 UTC
    2702
  60. Battle of Wits 2012-08-10 07:15:44 UTC
    4759
  61. Interlude: Vision of the Past 2012-08-11 00:58:36 UTC
    433
  62. Charting a Course 2012-08-11 06:17:39 UTC
    2407
  63. Failing Safely 2012-09-20 20:18:05 UTC
    1677
  64. What's Love Got To Do With It 2012-08-13 06:19:01 UTC
    2747
  65. Recap: Showing Some Cards 2012-08-14 05:00:55 UTC
    1589
  66. Ante Up 2012-08-15 19:14:15 UTC
    2033
  67. Cunning Linguist 2012-08-16 10:11:13 UTC
    2154
  68. Where Everypony Knows Your Name 2012-08-17 08:02:09 UTC
    2693
  69. Method Acting 2012-08-18 06:15:12 UTC
    3157
  70. And the Truth Shall Set You Back 2012-08-19 01:11:31 UTC
    4030
  71. Yours Truly 2012-08-19 09:26:25 UTC
    2393
  72. Putting Right What Was Once Put Wrong 2012-08-20 06:33:44 UTC
    2356
  73. Conversations Around the Card Table 2012-08-21 16:20:31 UTC
    2855
  74. Let That Be Your Last Battlefield 2012-08-21 14:31:31 UTC
    2532
  75. Antiques 2012-08-22 20:43:36 UTC
    2142
  76. Digging Up Dirt 2012-08-24 13:26:28 UTC
    2505
  77. Upsetting the Apple Cart 2012-08-25 12:42:23 UTC
    2136
  78. Peace Negotiations 2012-08-25 21:32:21 UTC
    2574
  79. It's Complicated 2012-08-26 20:18:32 UTC
    2765
  80. The Cow Who Wasn't There 2012-08-27 13:07:25 UTC
    1129
  81. Fresh Meat 2012-08-29 02:53:15 UTC
    3441
  82. Fever 2012-08-31 13:02:18 UTC
    2014
  83. Lethal Force 2012-09-01 12:12:32 UTC
    2293
  84. Genre Near-Sightedness 2012-09-02 03:48:50 UTC
    3001
  85. With the Greatest of Ease 2012-09-05 19:10:50 UTC
    2128
  86. Vikings are cool, right? 2012-09-05 19:09:15 UTC
    2461
  87. Fourth Wall of Text 2012-09-06 17:22:45 UTC
    2453
  88. The Villagers Are Revolting 2012-09-08 05:56:34 UTC
    3339
  89. Law of the Land, Law of the Sea 2012-09-09 05:21:19 UTC
    2282
  90. Cleanliness is Next to Impossible 2012-09-10 02:29:27 UTC
    2117
  91. Going Postal 2012-09-12 19:39:20 UTC
    2708
  92. Leverage 2012-09-13 20:29:03 UTC
    2651
  93. Helping You Helping Me Helping You 2012-09-15 03:43:25 UTC
    2502
  94. Dragon Heart 2012-09-16 05:09:41 UTC
    2627
  95. Gesundheit 2012-09-18 16:32:28 UTC
    2853
  96. Drill Baby Drill 2012-09-19 00:07:13 UTC
    3696
  97. Clean-Up On Aisle One 2012-09-20 06:04:28 UTC
    2004
  98. Now Just Sit Right Back 2012-09-21 11:41:04 UTC
    2528
  99. Triage 2012-09-22 07:46:45 UTC
    2246
  100. A Century of War 2012-09-22 23:30:04 UTC
    4394
  101. Disinhibition 2012-09-24 09:55:44 UTC
    1583
  102. Gathering Intel 2012-09-26 05:49:41 UTC
    1998
  103. Ah, But I Digest 2012-09-27 05:09:27 UTC
    1327
  104. An Armed Society Is A Polite Society 2012-09-28 08:54:23 UTC
    2852
  105. Spoiled Spoils 2012-09-30 04:17:26 UTC
    2341
  106. Corviboviny 2012-10-01 06:42:13 UTC
    3146
  107. Spring in the Air 2012-10-02 04:52:38 UTC
    2774
  108. Fee, Fie, Foe, Fu- 2012-10-04 21:16:45 UTC
    2839
  109. A Little Push 2012-10-05 10:27:36 UTC
    2571
  110. PvP 2012-10-10 18:40:57 UTC
    1968
  111. Leveling Up 2012-10-14 02:41:38 UTC
    2046
  112. Riders on the Storm 2012-10-15 18:30:16 UTC
    1604
  113. Accepting Responsibility 2012-10-21 18:22:05 UTC
    1844
  114. Adding Perspective 2012-10-24 03:56:03 UTC
    1677
  115. Swing of Things 2012-10-25 02:33:20 UTC
    2108