Aryanne: A New Story Of Nonsense.

by TheMultiBrony21

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro
Length: 4935

Anon meets a pony named Aryanne.

Anon, considered the 8th time a human or humans ended up in Equestria, is a bit of an odd ball, when he was twelve he would dream about kissing all the Mane six, but now all he wants is to be left alone… how long before he changes his mind? Who knows.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-02 01:09:40 UTC

Prologue

28 B.C.

The Roman Empire.

It  was a beautiful day in the Roman Empire, Julius Caesar ordered a group of soldiers to scout a forest. As they made their through the forest, they began to talk.

"Why does the forest look different then before? I mean it's darker and it's hard to see." One said.

"I don't know, lets just scout the forest until we reach...wait... is that..a village?" Another said as they reached the end of the forest.

As they exited the forest, they found a village filled with...strange creatures. They had the heads, tails, and fur of ponies, but they had the body features, legs, arms, hands, feet, and torsos, of humans.

"What are these magnificent creatures?" A soldier asked.

"I don't know. But if they look similar to us, then they either speak our language *Latin* or some other language."

The soldiers were approached by two of the ponies. One was a blue alicorn, and the other was a taller white alicorn.

"Hello." The white one said.

"Humph.." The blue  one jeered.

"Do you understand what they are saying?" A soldier asked.

"No, it is not Latin..or any language that I've ever heard."

After trying to make a conversation with the two Princesses, the soldiers went on their way back to Rome.

1862 A.D.

U.S.A.

The Civil War had begun one year ago, and now it was North vs South. A group of Confederate soldiers were marching through the swamps of Louisianan when they noticed the trees start to thin out and vanish.

"Hey, ya'll think we done lost Clem?" One of the soldiers asked.

"Nah." Clem replied "We jus' left the swamp is all. Now we jus' need to head north and then we will lynch those Yankees."

As they walked around, they grew tired so they set up camp.

As night fell, they talked around the campfire.

"Now listen here, ya'll heard of stories  from out in these parts about Monsters, and ghosts, and witches. But ya'll ain't never heard about The Big Lagoona. It's the biggest fish in these here parts, so big it done took eighty men just to catch it." Clem went on about how Big Lagoona was captured.

When dawn came, the soldiers awoke to a strange sight.

"What in the hell?" Clem exclaimed.

"What? You act like you've never seen a pony before." The strange human-like creature said.

After a long explanation, the pony made sure that the soldiers were well fed and sent them on their way.

"Goodbye! Stop by Louisiana if ya'll ever visit America. Ya hear?" Clem said as he and his men went on their way.

1940

Nazi Germany.

The Second World War had just begun, and Adolf Hitler's loyal soldiers were on the move, a Panzer unit had been held back due to a number of difficulties with their Panzer III.

"Nein! Not there you dummkopf!" One exclaimed.

"Well, that was a bad idea....Now we will just have to walk to the frontline." Another said.

"Achtung! You are soldiers of The Third Reich. Why aren't you already on the frontline?" An Officer yelled.

"Well, Herr Leutnant we were having difficulties with..." "I don't care! Get your men to the frontlines. NOW!" The Lieutenant yelled.

After marching endless hours, the soldiers began to think they were heading nowhere.

"Ugh." One gripped.

"Don't worry Johan, there is a village up ahead where, hopefully, we can rest. If it has an Inn of course." The group leader said.

As the soldiers reached the village, they were startled by what they saw.

"What are they?" One exclaimed.

"I don't know, but if they are friendly, we may be able to rest here." The group leader said.

"I don't know Fritz, I think we should report this to the Gestapo. Have these...things sent to concentration camps." Johan said.

"Nein! If they are friendly to us, we have no need to get the Gestapo involved. Now there is a local over there, I will speak to.." Fritz looked at one of the creatures, it had the body features of a woman. "Her.".

Fritz approached the mare and began speaking....but the mare had no idea what he was saying "Entschuldigen Sie meine Dame, ich bin ein Mitglied einer Panzerbesatzung und ich hatte gehofft, dass Sie uns auf die nächste Inn richten könnte, bitte?" He said.

"Er...What? I don't know what you are saying. But do you understand me?" The mare replied.

Fritz seemed confused, she spoke good English, but she didn't know German.

"Ja. My men and I are looking for an Inn, we were hoping your quaint village would let us stay here until we get the strength to move on."

The mare smiled and replied "Of course! Of course! You see that big building to the left? That is the Ponyville Inn, just check in with the pony at the front desk, and you and your group will have your rooms, also you may want to speak with the princess, I'm sure she will be pleased to see new faces. In fact, we haven't seen your kind around these parts since eighteen hundred and sixty two."

"Thank you miss for the information, may I ask where I might find this princess?" Fritz asked.

"Sure! If you go to the train station, look for the one heading for Canterlot, then once you reach Canterlot, go towards the big castle." The mare said.

After another long travel, they spoke with the princess, she was sweet as could be. She had a flowing mane, and according to her, she also had a sister who was...lost.

The soldiers packed up their things and left. Though a few of their stuff got left behind. A swastika banner, a panzer crew members uniform, and some rations.

2016

Ponyville, Equestria.

Anon, a teenager who was born in nineteen hundred and ninety eight, has lived in Equestria ever since two thousand ten and he still hasn't adjusted, he lives alone, is not in a relationship (Because he feels that dating a pony is just plain wrong) and has a bad case of the ID10T error.

Since he was twelve, the age he was when he ended up in Equestria, he has wanted to at least kiss one of the Mane Six. But now, he just thinks of it as a childish fantasy. He is eighteen and spends most of his time in his house playing his favorite games, which some ponies are bothered by, Transformers related games, Wolfenstein games, Call Of Duty games, and Lego games. Today, June twenty third, two thousand sixteen, he is being pressured by Twilight to actually live out his *Childish Fantasy* and kiss her...on the lips.

"Twilight, I don't even know how to kiss." Anon said as he walked away from her. Only for her to grab him and pin him to the wall, metaphorically.

"Than let me show you how. You just pucker your lips like this, then you put your lips to my lips." Twilight explained.

Anon finally got the idea and, for the first time in his life, kissed a girl.

To be continued...

Chapter 1: Oh, these ponies.

After sharing a very awkward kiss with Twilight Sparkle, Anon decides to go on a trip to a bar in Canterlot to clear his mind, and try to avoid another touchy-feely pony. He walks inside and asks the barkeeper for the tastiest apple cider they have, while waiting Anon notices a blonde haired, blue eyed, white furred mare walk into the bar. She was wearing a pair of jack boots, an all black uniform, and...a SS Totenkopf hat?

Anon couldn't believe it, a pony dressed as a member of the Waffen-SS, he realized that he kept staring at her breasts, of course she didn't have her top buttons buttoned so much of her cleavage was showing. She walked up to Anon and said "Guten Tag, mein Freund! My name is Aryanne, and you are?"

Anon looked at her for a moment than replied "Oh, um, my name is Anon." Aryanne snickered. "Anon?" She said "Well, its not the most bizarre name I've heard. By the way, want to share a drink? I will pay of course." Anon couldn't believe his luck, not only had he met a SS pony, he met a SS pony who was actually sweet and nice, not mean and hateful.  "Of course, er, Aryanne. by the way, what does "Guten Tag, mein Freund" mean?" Aryanne took a moment to respond, she kept looking at him with a loving stare. "It means "Good Day, my Friend" its a Germaneian phrase, I use it when I meet new ponies, or in your case, new people." Anon smiled. "So Germaneia, I've heard of it, it's Equestria's equivalent to Germany. By the way, where did you get that uniform?" Anon asked. Aryanne gave the question a deep thought than replied "Oh, I got it from my father, he based off of pictures of the same uniform that can be found in the Equestria National History Museum, they were taken from Ponyville after a group of humans left some of their things behind. You can check it out if you'd like, since you're in Canterlot it shouldn't be hard to find the Museum, it's the big building with a statue of Princess Celestia in front of it."

Anon smiled, he told her that he was just curious on how that uniform got into Equestria. "Oh, okay! Now lets see how much these drinks..." Aryanne paused, she noticed Anon staring at her. "Something wrong?" She asked. "Oh, um, no, no, I was just thinking of how beautiful you are." Anon answered. Aryanne blushed, she felt the same thing. After she paid for their drinks, Aryanne said she had to go home. "Wait, may I walk you home?" Anon asked. Aryanne smiled and took Anons arm.

They arrived at her house, Anon gave Aryanne a hug and said "Guten Tag, mein Freund." Aryanne smiled, and surprised him with a kiss on the lips. "Guten Tag, mein Freund!" She said.

For the next  week or so, Anon spent most of his time thinking about Aryanne, more importantly her "Nazi" uniform, and how he had forgotten to tell her where HE lived so she could visit him. There was a knock on his door. "Ugh. If it's that Human-Crazed pony Lyra again, I'm going to pour cold water on her head." He said as he walked towards the door. "Hello, What is..." He paused. "...Aryanne?! How'd you find me? I didn't tell you where I lived." He was in shock to see Aryanne at his door. Aryanne wasn't alone, behind her was Twilight Sparkle who, thanks to Anon, knew that Anon was love struck with Aryanne. "I found her wondering around Rarity's Beautique, she matched your exact description of her!" Twilight exclaimed.

Anon didn't understand how Twilight knew about Aryanne, he had kept very quiet about it. "Wait, Twilight how did you know about her? I never even mentioned anything about my trip to the bar." Anon asked.

Twilight, a little sheepish, said "Well, er, I kinda, snuck into your room while you were sleeping and overheard you talking about how you wished Aryanne would come and visit you, than you gave a complete description of her."

Anon was furious but then he calmed down.

"Okay, so Aryanne, want to come inside? I have some soda in my fridge if you want one." Anon said. Aryanne nodded her head, and Twilight left them alone. After getting settled in, Aryanne asked Anon a question. "Will you be my boyfriend?" Anon nearly chocked on his soda.

"Wha-what? Um, sure, I mean... Yes! Yes! Yes!" He exclaimed with delight. Anon gave Aryanne a kiss on the lips as she went on her way back to her home.

Anon sat down to play his video game, as he played he thought out loud "Oh, these ponies." He said with a smile.

To be continued...

Chapter 2: Lovey Dovey Stuff

"Nein!" Aryanne shouted as Anon fell off a ladder. "Are you okay? Do I need to give you mouth to mouth?"

"No, I'm fine... just a little shacked up. Ouch! What are you...OW! OW! OW!" Anon shouted as Aryanne bit his ears.

"What? I'm just trying to give you some loving... you act like you haven't have your ear nibbled on before." Aryanne said as she rubbed his ear.

"That was not nibbling! That was biting, there is a deference." Anon said as he pushed Aryanne off of him. "Now, I'm gonna go home and rest."

Anon had been working on fixing the roof of his house before a bee surprised and scared him, that's why he was falling, Aryanne decided she would fix it for him to make up for nearly biting his ear off. She finished up and went inside Anons house. "There, all done! Now, may I use your shower? I'm starting to smell like rotten milk." Aryanne asked as she touched Anon on the shoulder.

"Yeah, I could smell you when you walked through the door, go on up the stairs, to the left." Anon said as Aryanne went to Anons bathroom.

Aryanne stripped off her clothes, revealing her white fur covered breasts, and stepped into the bath tub, as she was taking her shower Anon walked by the bathroom, and Aryanne forgot to close the door, he noticed how her white fur flowed with her yellow mane and tail, he tried to fight the urge to walk in on her and get in the shower behind her, he eventually closed the bathroom door and went to lay down on his bed for some well needed rest.

"I'm a little tea pot short and stout, this is my handle and this is my spout." Aryanne sang as she sprayed on perfume. "Anon seemed angry with me when I asked to use his shower, in fact he was very rude to me. I wounder if it had anything to do with me nibbling on his ear. Oh well, I will just say good bye and head back to... wait, is Anon... Oh Mein Gott!" Aryanne gasped as she noticed Anon masturbating in his sleep, he mentioned her name and how erotic she looked when she was in the shower.

"Oh yes Aryanne! Right there! Your furry muzzle is so warm on my..." Anon woke up and realized what he had been doing, and saying. "Oh, Aryanne! This isn't what it looks like!"

Aryanne just stared blankly at him, she couldn't believe that he was sexually attracted to her, even when Anon snapped his fingers in her face she didn't budge. Then she shook her head and said "Well, I...I can not believe what I just saw! You, of all people, sexually attracted to a creature that is not of the same species as you... All I have to say is..." Anon shook, he couldn't believe that he just blew the only chance he had at getting a girl, er, mare-friend. "I feel the same about you!" Anon froze, he just heard Aryanne, a Anthro Pony, say she was sexually attracted to him, of course he did start it.

"Aryanne, I...I am sorry... I didn't know what I was doing, please don't joke about this. I really do love you but...we can't... you know... have sex." Anon said as he blushed.

Aryanne smiled, then kissed him on the lips and walked out.

Anon hadn't seen nor spoken to Aryanne in two weeks, why would she want to see or speak to him after what she caught him doing, then one day Twilight walked up to him. Twilight slapped him on the face and began yelling at him "You selfish, perverted, disgrace of a human! How could you? You've done a lot of crazy and stupid stuff over the years, but this one beats them all! I mean really, you couldn't have waited until after Aryanne left to... pleasure yourself? Ugh, you make me sick!"

Anon was embarrassed, so much that he actually began to cry. "I...I am really sorry! Please, I didn't mean to, I fell asleep and didn't know what I was doing, how did you even find out? And why are you so angry? I thought we were friends." Anon sobbed.

Twilight felt guilty about it, but then again she did have a reason to be angry, she accepted his apology and apologized herself for being so mean. "I'm sorry also, and I actually put some cameras in your room when I felt you had been looking at... er... erotic stuff on your computer."

Anon was relieved when he found out that Aryanne had kept the whole thing a secret and finally, after two weeks, Aryanne showed up and asked him out on a date, she promised she wouldn't nibble on his ear if he didn't masturbate to erotic pictures of her.

"I promise I don't even have any erotic pictures of anyone, you can check my computer. Also, I really don't mind ear nibbling I was just upset because I fell off the ladder, I had no excuse to take it out on you. So if it makes you happy, you can nibble on my ears anytime you want... lets just save the erotic fantasies for our next date." Anon said as he took Aryanne's hand and walked with her to a restaurant.

To be continued....

Chapter 3: Crusade

"You know, where I came from, the uniforms you wear would get you into a lot of trouble." Anon said as he and Aryanne walked to the restaurant. After the incident earlier, Anon was trying to keep Aryanne from pulling anything.

"Why?" Aryanne asked.

"Because where I'm from, the humans who wore those uniforms did some awful things." Anon said.

Aryanne seemed curious and asked "What kind of awful things?"

Anon stopped, he tried to think of a way to tell Aryanne all the stuff the Nazi's did without scaring her. Then he decided to say something. "Well, you see, when Adolf Hitler rose to power in Germany in the 1930's, he turned it into a dictatorship and ordered the extermination of all humans of the Jewish Religion, Communism, Gypsies, Politicians, Anyone the Nazi's deemed "Sub-Human". They sent them to Concentration Camps, some of which were Extermination Camps, which is now known as the Holocaust, some times called The Final Solution, Genocide, or Kristallnacht 38."

Aryanne starred at Anon, her eyes wide and Anon could've sworn he saw tears.

"Wha-what did they do to them in those camps?" Aryanne asks, almost completely saddened by the story.

"Some camps, not all of them, were issued gas chambers and acid shower rooms. The Waffen-SS, who ran the Camps, would trick the prisoners by telling them the acid rooms were showers. The gas chambers were used by most Death Camps, the exception being Auschwitz, and were the Nazi's means of testing Chemical Weapons and getting rid of the prisoners. On some occasions, the SS would line up prisoners and shoot them to death, or take the prisoners to the gallows to be hung by the neck until death. Now, Nazi Germany was defeated on April Thirtieth, Nineteen forty-five. But some of their leaders, Adolf Hitler and several others, fled to South America where they hid until their deaths. The Allied Governments who fought the Nazi's made propaganda the proclaimed Hitler and his wife committed suicide in his bunker on the day the Allies won, but that is just propaganda. Hitler died either in Nineteen fifty-eight or Nineteen sixty-one in Argentina. But I digress, the war is considered by humans to be the most catastrophic event in human history, with a total of sixty-million people dead, and more died from radiation poisoning caused by the Atomic Bomb droppings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki." Anon spent most of the walk, and the date, discussing World War Two and the events leading up to it.

"Well, I-I'm not hungry anymore..... I...I need to use the bathroom." Aryanne said as she went to the little mares room, crying on her way there.

"Hmm... Great Anon, you idiot! You scared her off with your history lesson.... well, hopefully she will still want to eat something later." Anon thought to himself.

Before he ended up in Equestria, Anon wasn't known for being stupid, cocky but not stupid. He memorized every history book, and conspiracy theory he read. He believed, no, knew that Hitler didn't kill himself and that not all Nazi's were Racist Murderers. But one thing he never understood were females. After ending up in Equestria, Anon spent most of his time among ponies he didn't understand, also he had ended up in Equestria when the Mane Six were around his age. He wasn't very good with the mares, especially when he turned eighteen. He found their anatomy... strange. Their breasts, no, their entire bodies were covered with fur. The fur on their breasts hid their nipples, he knew this because he did peek on a few mares while they were in the shower. But now he was on a actual date, with a mare he thinks he just blew it with.

About twenty minutes passed before Aryanne came out of the bathroom, she sat down across from Anon and gave her order, Anon gave his order while she was in the bathroom.

"So Anon, you sure do have some distinguishing features. You have curly brown hair, blue-green eyes, and when you smile it says "Guten Tag World! May I take your order?" so basically you have very beautiful and handsome features." Aryanne said as the two of them ate.

"Well, what do you want to do? We still have plenty of daylight left. Walk in the park? Video Games? Trip to the movies? Watch DVDs? Watch TV shows?" Aryanne asked as they walked out of the restaurant.

Anons mind wondered around. "I could tie you up and we could play some very fun and naughty games with each other." Anon thought.

"A walk in the park sounds nice to me Aryanne." Anon said, brushing off his other thought.

"Wunderbar! I love trips to the park, ponies there are so nice." Aryanne said with a smile as she grabbed Anons hand.

They spent over two hours walking around the park, Anon kept having to sit down because he had some leg problems. Aryanne would sit down beside him and put her arm around him. Secretly, Anon got turned on by the ponies' arms, how soft, warm and furry they were. But he kept that to himself.

It was almost midnight when Aryanne noticed something... strange about Anon. "Hey, you aren't upset about earlier are you? Because, I should have just left you alone....  I didn't mean t..." Aryanne was cut off when Anon placed one of his fingers over her lips.

"Shh, It's not that. I've just had a lot on my mind. And I was thinking, since it's almost midnight, we could have some fun."  Anon said as he put both his arms around Aryanne as he gave her a kiss, his tongue did a waltz around inside of her mouth she fought vigorously with her tongue. They broke the kiss so they could breath.

"I love you Aryanne, I want nothing to be kept secret. So lets do it. Right here. Right now." Anon said has he unbuttoned Aryannes SS jacket. He removed each piece of her uniform, she helped, after removing her underwear he took a long look at her. "Well, Herr Aryanne. Are Jew Ready for some fun?" He said, mocking her accent.

"Ha-hold on.... We can't do this out in the open..... We should go to your home..." Aryanne said as she clenched her hands trying not to let Anon embarrass himself by... "Mating" with her in the open.

Anon smiled as he picked up her clothes and walked her to his house. Once inside, he lied her clothes near the washer, he then reached out with one hand and started caressing her breasts.

"Oh..... Gently...pa-pa-please... I'm sensitive there...." She said in pleasure. Not wanting to let Anon do everything, she reached towards him and started unzipping his pants, which had a bulge in them. "Ssss-so ha-hard." Aryanne said as she began stroking his throbbing erection.

"Oh my Celestia! Tha-that tickles!" Anon said as he felt the fur on Aryannes hand when she stroked him. He leaned his head towards one of her breasts, and used his tongue to find her nipple. Once he found it, he began sucking it. Aryanne was trapped, she wanted his erect penis in her mouth, but she couldn't reach it because his head was in the way.

"Anon... s-stop sucking me.... I-i want to suck you... please..." Anon immediately stopped sucking her nipple and spread his legs as a way of saying "Do it if you're going to do it.".

Aryanne started by licking it up and down, then gave the tip a kiss before shoving the whole thing down her throat. She bobbed her head up and down, left and right, in every direction.

"Uh...Ooh! Ugh....uff.... Just like that Aryanne.... I did Nazi this cumming.... Did jew?" Anon said once again mocking Aryannes accent. He felt something building up inside of him... He grabbed her head and with a thrust, released his cum into her mouth as she swallowed every bit of it.

"Wow.... You've been holding that back for a while... You're still hard! I know what to do.... Don't you go anywhere." Aryanne said as she stood up and gently pushed him down on the couch. "I'm going to teach you how to have sex with a mare. But not in words, but with action!" Aryanne said as she brushed her marehood against his erection.

"Aryanne... Please..." That was all the motivation Aryanne needed. She pushed her flank down onto his lap. His penis was inside her, and she was enjoying every second of it.

"AH!!! YES!! YES!!! Like that!" Aryanne said as Anon thrusted into her. Anon looked towards his penis and noticed a few trails of red dripping from Aryannes vagina... She had been a virgin like him. So they both, he realized, lost their virginity to each other.

"Aryanne.... I want to try something. I looked it up on the internet. It's called doggy style... you bend over like you're touching your toes, and I get behind you and..." Anon was quickly pushed out of Aryanne as she began changing positions. "Well, which hole do you want this time? Either one is a winner!" Aryanne said with a seductive grin.

Anon grabbed her flank cheeks and pushed his manhood into her vagina. After a few thrusts, Anon gripped Aryannes flank tighter and clenched his teeth as he released load after load of his seed into her. Anon pulled out, but noticed Aryanne continue to shake her flank.

"You aren't done yet, you have one more hole to fill." Aryanne smiled.

Anon placed his penis right on her flank hole. He slowly pushed himself into her butt so he didn't hurt her. She moaned in pleasure as he went all the way in, balls deep as some would call it. He began with gentle thrusts, but soon he picked up speed and started pounding her anus to the point where Aryanne thought she was being ripped apart.

"AHHH!!!!" Aryanne screamed. Anon stopped and began rubbing his hand across her mane. "W-why'd you stop? I did not say you could stop! BUCK ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!!" She screamed. Anon went back to ripping her anus apart. He began bucking her so hard that her arms gave out and she began to fall down. Anon grabbed her arms and held her up. Neither of them were even close yet it felt like hours had passed since Anon went for her plot-hole. He was moving so hard and fast that the sound of flesh slapping against flesh could be heard throughout his house.

Aryannes flank had become red as she got rammed by Anon, each time he would thrust in, his flesh would slap her flank. Soon it got to the point where Anon could literally feel Aryanne bleeding. They both felt pleasure building up and with two more thrusts, Anon released a full load of cum into Aryannes bleeding anus.

"Uh...that felt.... good....." Aryanne said as they fell to the floor. Anon crawled up beside her and gave her another kiss. He apologized for making her bleed. She smiled and told him that she needed a check-up anyways.

"Aryanne?" He said. "I love you."

"I love you too.... right now I just want to cuddle with you." Aryanne said as she kept her arms around him. They realized that they were laying down in their own sexual fluids.

"Aryanne, you should've told me you were still a virgin... I was too." Anon said as he leaned in and gave her another kiss.

"I know, but you were just so sweet. I used to think that ponies thought of me as a creepy, evil pony. But then I met you. You brought me to Ponyville, and I've made many friends... but I also met my first stallion... er... boyfriend." Aryanne said as she wrapped her tail around Anon to give him some warmth.

Anon, for once in his life, had things turn out great.

For the next two weeks, Anon and Aryanne would go on dates and talk about each others lives. But on a few occasions, some more... intimate... things would happen. But through it all Anon and Aryanne continued what they called their "Crusade".

The End.