What in Random Alicorn Combustion
Twist’s eyes fluttered as she entered the void between being awake and asleep. She pushed against the light, entering her cornea trying ever so desperately to remain in a blissful in between. Until finally the light breached her soft pink eyes, causing her a minute but agonizing pain. With a jolt, she was wide awake. She let out a long morning groan stretching out her stiff light cream colored limbs.
She proceeded to hoof her large nerdy purple glasses from the dresser nearby and adjust them to her face. She went about her morning schedule, attempting to comb her puffy uncontrollable red mane, relieving herself, and eating breakfast prepared by her fabulous mother.
After breakfast Twist sprinted back to her room to get her morning reading in. The sky colored curtains in her room were letting in just the right amount of light for her to sit in her giant purple beanbag and study the fantasy that was in her hooves. Now relaxing with a good book Twist began to slowly doze off into a realm of dreams and fantasies. As much as she fought she just couldn’t keep her eyes open, not after what she and the Crusaders had done yesterday.
As she dozed off into the realm of imagination, the sound of raw primal magic filled the air. Twist’s room began to glow a brilliant shade of crimson as the smell of ozone consumed the entirety of her room. Her parents clambered through the door into the spacious room just in time to see her body fall limply back into the large purple beanbag.
They were in shock, not only had their daughter used magic as an Earth Pony, but she had more importantly randomly ascended into an Alicorn. With no other choices, her parents decided to bring her to Princess Twilight.
Rushing out of their home they bolted to Twilight’s Castle. Arriving in front of the large reflective golden door, they knocked and waited anxiously for an answer to their plea. A few moments later a small purple dragon opened the door to greet the visitors.
“How can I help you?” Spike offered, half awake.
Before either parent could respond a bright purple flash consumed all of them bringing them into the vast and glorious crystal library of Twilight Sparkle.
The Purple Alicorn bolted towards Twist and began checking her out. First touching her wings and then examining her horn.
“I knew I sensed Alicorn magic! But how? How could something like this happen without me receiving any word from Princess Celestia?” Twilight exclaimed in an almost insane like tone. The parents, too scared to speak didn’t notice their daughter awakening upon the floor.
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Twist awoke with a jolt. She whipped her head around trying to get a good look at her surroundings. She could hear another pony yelling, but everything else was a massive blur. After a while of sitting staring at the crystal floor, her vision focused and she could finally see her reflection and get a sense of her surroundings. She was in the biggest library she had ever seen! It was huge filled with books from floor to ceiling! The purple-blue crystal shimmered in the light breaking through the curtains creating the perfect reading environment.
Twist wide-eyed began to rise from the ground. Completely on her hooves, she began to walk forward still a little dazed from waking up. Her face then came into contact with a soft purple body.
"AH!, she's awake! What to do, what to do?!" Twilight ranted to herself. As she did she paced back and forth pondering just what to do about this tiny newborn Alicorn.
"Mom, Dad? where are we?" Twist asked not paying any attention to Twilight's psychotic ramblings.
"We're in Princess Twilight's castle hun'," Twist's mom answered in her Bostonian accent.
"Wha? Why are we here?" Twist questioned.
Before either parent could answer Twist's troublesome question the psychotic purple mare came to her conclusion. "I've got it! We'll search the library for a book on anything containing Spontaneous Alicorn Creation!" To Twilight, books were the only answer to everything she couldn't understand. So she began to frantically deshelve books searching for anything on the subject.
As Twilight began going through book after book with her magic Twist and Co. began looking around the library never having seen such vibrant colors of crystals. Then a certain purple dragon entered the library with a cup of coffee in tow. He slowly made his way across the massive interior of the library. Sitting himself down beside the purple, he had no look of concern and acted like this was a common occurrence in his day-day life.
Spike yawned and sat his coffee down beside him, he then proceeded to look towards the group studying them intently for a second before noticing Twist's horn and wings.
"Umm... Twilight why does Twist have a horn and a pair of wings?" Spike questioned nervousness evident in his voice.
Twilight sighed at Spike's lack of knowledge of the circumstance at hand. "If I knew I wouldn't be looking through these books!" Twilight exclaimed.
Spike looked offended. "Well sorry if not everyone is a morning pony!" Spike decided to leave Twilight with her work and scooted over towards Twist.
"So.. uh... did Twilight ask you how you got those wings and horn?" Spike questioned Twist.
"Nope! She never asked, but I'm sure she'll figure it out she's a Princess after all!" Twist answered.
Both kids heads were turned when they heard Twilight exclaim, "There's nothing in this Library about Random Alicorns!"
"Well, of course, dear why would something so chaotic be found in your Library," an ominous voice spoke.
"Discord!? You're behind this aren't you!?" Twilight yelled at the wall.
"Me?" Discord said as he popped into existence near Twist. "Why would I ever do something so clever, so chaotic!" He retorted while rubbing Twist's poofy mane.
Twilight looked infuriated to the point of turning crimson in the face.
"Well if you must know my dear it's been my plan for many years I've only been waiting for the right ponies to find the magic!" Discord looked ecstatic telling Twilight his master plan.
"Wha? Discord you can't go around turning people into Alicorns!" Twilight looked aghast at the revelation.
"Phffft, I would never take the time myself to turn everypony in Equestria into an Alicorn! That's why I made it a disease," He commented happily.
"A-a disease?" Twilight had a look of fear after hearing Discord's speech.
"More like a Virus, but that's beside the point. Soon all of Equestria will be walking gods!" Discord's words were followed by three poofs in the background.
Looking back towards the other group of ponies Discord and Twilight saw that both of Twist's parents and Spike had become Alicorns!
"Discord! You have to bring this under control!" Twilight yelled into Discords draconian face.
"I'm dreadfully sorry Twilight, but I'm afraid this Virus is out of my control," Discord smirked.
Twilight began trotting in place at Discords words. "Oh, Celestia!"
"Oh, don't worry Twilight I'm sure there won't be... too many violent repercussions," Discord assured Twilight.
Just as he finished his sentence the sound of stampeding hoofs were heard by all inside the castle. Slowly the sound began to get louder and louder until it was interrupted by the sound of a door coming off its hinges.
"Oh! Looks like we have visitors let me usher them in!" Discord said as he walked towards the entrance to the library inside the castle.
Just as he got to the entrance he was abruptly hit and ran over by a stampede of Alicorn Townspeople. With a snap of his lion paws Discord appeared in front of the group.
"Well hello, friends!" Discord shouted to the group.
One orange mare pushed through the large group of ponies asserting herself in front.
"Discord, I should've known you'd be behind somethin like this!" The orange mare exclaimed in her southern accent.
"You'd be correct AppleJack! And no don't even begin to ask, there is cure and no I don't have any control over this virus," Discord answered all of AppleJack's unanswered questions.
All of the town's ponies turned Alicorn looked towards Discord at the revelation. "Soon all of Equestria will be Alicorns!" Discord laughed maniacally.
The town's ponies looked angry so angry their horns began to glow uncontrollably and I bright light began to fill the room.
Shouting could be heard, "Screw you Discord!" or "I don't want to be an Alicorn!" and "Hey this is kinda nice!".
Soon everyponies shouting was cut off by the loud ringing noise of magic. You could feel the magic charging in the air becoming stronger and stronger by the second. All it needed was something to release it.
"A-achoo!" Spike sneezed.
As he sneezed the magic buzzed and all of Equestria disappeared from existence.
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"Well, I think I finally finished this story." One human sighed multiverses away.
The human proceeds to close his laptop and rise from his chair moving to sit on the sofa nearby.
He sighed again and then a thought struck him. What if my stories create are multiverses and I really just killed an entire race... He looked extremely thoughtful for a moment before shrugging and thinking. I'm sure someone's done worse with their Fiction.
Just as he finished his sentence a giant explosion shook reality as the Earth was obliterated by Equestria teleporting into it.
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Everypony on Equestria awoke looking at their pony bodies checking if they were still Alicorns. To everyponies suprise they were not Alicorns anymore.
As for everyone inside Twilight's Castle... They were greeted with a stone statue of Discord grinning.
