Dear Twilight Sparkle, and friends,

I am saddened to inform you that I have recently gotten sick, due to reasons yet unknown, so I am not permitted to narrate your story until I get better.

Do not be afraid, your story will not be set on hold during my absence, since the Directors have seen this as an opportunity to give aspiring narrators (like I once was) a chance to narrate in my place.
While they may seem, eccentric, for lack of a better word, I only ask that you give them all a fair chance.

Give yourselves some time to discover their narration styles, learn their little quirks and habits, and see if you enjoy them or not. I'm told that the Directors will be interested in what you think of them, so please be honest when voicing your opinions.

I hope you'll have a wonderful time, and you'll hear from me again when I have more news.

Greetings,
The Narrator

Hope you like meta-stories about narration... which would be curious, since I've never heard about a meta-story about narration. Maybe that's just me though, I dunno.

Anyway, a comedy story! Yay... I think? Still new to this whole author-thing, trying out different directions for now. Also, if you're interested in the whole "narrator" thing (which I kinda doubt), I'll probably write another story on just that, but that would be more a mythos-type of story... emphasis on probably, first want to see how this story does.

Oh, if you want to know which type of narrator comes where, have a handy list.
Chapter 1) No narrator... for the most part.
Chapter 2) (Some time in the future) Coming soon!