The Discorded Misadventures of The Discorded Doctor

by Eternal Nature

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Science Fiction, Random, Alternate Universe, Dark
Length: 593

The Discorded Doctor is back, and has an unexpected new companion, RootedWisdom, as their adventures are told from different perspectives. So hang tight, stay strong, and Allons-y!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-23 18:53:03 UTC

The New Companion!

Discorded Whooves is enjoying his usual schedule, which is none so suprising than beating the living shit out of Derpy, running from the Master, and getting laid with other ponies, when he heard what sound like a temporal rift being opened, and when he went to investigate, a white Pegasus walked out in an attire similar to the Doctor's, and closed the rift behind him. "Just who are you?!" The Doctor asked demandingly. "Well...hell." The pegasus replied in a sinister snarl. The Doctor looks in shock and confusion at his reply, like he had a problem with him, and he never knew him! "Don't look so shocked, every other you in alternate timelines looked at me the same. The names RootedWisdom, and your nightmarish nuisance...in other timelines." RootedWisdom replies, holding his hoof out. The Discorded Doctor just looks at him, dumbfounded at his sudden attitude, and shakes his hoof. "So you know me...from another timeline?" The Doctor asked. "Oh many timelines, some worse than others!" RootedWisdom answers energetically. "Though, I did found ways to have fun." The Discorded Doctor looks at RootedWisdom in a sense of remembrance, but he couldn't make out where he remembers him. "Huh, the TARDIS still feels the same as ever... dark, corrupted, and sexually unpleasant." RootedWisdom scoffs. "Since when did you know so much about my TARDIS, I haven't even met you!" Discorded Whooves bellowed. RootedWisdom looks at him, and walks away.

Later that day

RootedWisdom and The Discorded Doctor is arguing about Derpy, just as RootedWisdom predicted would happen. This is so much like the other timelines he's been to, except for one instance in the argument. "Well, if you're so protective of her, then why don't you go be her husband, it's not like she was dead in the previous timeline... AAUUGH!" The Doctor shouted before being puched in the face, sending him flying 3 feet from RootedWisdom's position. The Discorded Doctor looks in horror at the fact of RootedWisdom's immense strength and rage, never realizing at what his words actually portrayed. RootedWisdom starts to walk towards the Doctor in a silent rage, picks him up, and with his dark cold eyes, he coldly remarks. "And there's the words that will save you.", before dropping the Doctor. The Discorded Doctor picks himself up, brushes himself off, and pulls out a pistol. "You might want to reconsider what you just did." The Discorded Doctor snarled. RootedWisdom pulls out the Apple family's famous shotgun, the one he calls " The Big Apple", and aims it at the Doctor's forehead. "You should have never done that. " RootedWisdom coldly shot off. RootedWisdom puts away Big Apple, and walks off. The Discorded Doctor boldly replied." What, we done? You're going to walk away from me...like a coward?". RootedWisdom snorts and slamed the Doctor to the wall of his TARDIS, and and replies with the most searing rage " I was never the coward, and I was never the one to abandon Derpy as a companion, partner and friend, YOU were! So I suggest you shut your ass up, and piss off, or I make sure to it that you will suffer greatly. Maybe taking a little visit to Twilight's?". The Doctor revolted " YOU STAY AWAY FROM TWILIGHT, OR I WILL...!". "Or you will what, watch like the coward you are now, helpless to save her, and yes, running away from it, because you know very well, that you can't stop me...because of your cowardice." RootedWisdom scoffs, sharply sneering before laughing, walking out of the TARDIS.